Chapter 9: Anxious IQ
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My brother lifted my head and ruffled the left braid. I looked at him with big eyes and began to duck back, probably guessing what was going to happen behind, but I still didn't dodge. Kisses, yes, kisses. He kissed me on the left side of my cheek, the left cheek that he had hit. Suddenly there is a feeling of "give a slap and then a sweet date".
The warmth of his lips was left on his face, and the kiss was light and shallow and very gentle. I felt so red that I thought it was over. Before he could return from this extremely gentle cloud, the next kiss began again. It was my lips that didn't survive this time. I was already stunned, my whole body stiffened, and I stood straight and didn't dare to move. It always felt like this kiss had lasted for a long, long time.
It was my first kiss in seventeen years, and I didn't know how to respond or how to react. I can only continue to stiffen, and I can't move every joint.
"First kiss?" He was surprised. "Hmm" like a mosquito humming, the momentum of the majestic mountains and rivers just now has disappeared.
He took me into his arms and patted me on the back, "You take a break here, I'll go out and explain, and then come back to call you." I accepted the gift, and I will open it later, no matter what it is, I like it, thank you for coming. "I still stood there, motionless.
Every girl dreams of meeting a prince who can see her, who can take a fancy to her, who will kiss her on the lips with a halo of colorful auspicious clouds. Maybe my brother is the prince with colorful auspicious clouds, or maybe I found my prince. But as the Zixia Fairy said: "My crush is a hero of the world, one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, I guessed the front, but I can't guess the ending......"
Outside the door, "Brother Hao, who is she?" β
"My sister, you treat her nicely."
"Sister? No way. Look at the flirtatious look on your face. How long have we been together, I haven't introduced it. Where have you got? "It's not serious at all.
"Keep your mouth clean, she's only seventeen."
"Brother Hao, this is why you are not kind, let us clean our mouths, this girl's mouth is not clean." The doorman's eldest brother still holds a grudge against the good dog just now.
"Why don't you come out, you two are alone in the study tonight?"
"It's not ready yet, I'll let her come out in a while, and you all be honest with me. Be mindful when you speak. β
Inside the door, I didn't dare to breathe, and finally there was no breath around me, and I slowly came back to my senses. It's all a dream, it's too unreal. I couldn't believe it, I felt my fingers move, and I covered my face with my hand. My hands were cold, my face was hot, I pinched my face hard, it hurt a lot, everything just now should have happened.
I'm still studying the real and the unreal, and my brother has come behind me. "Are you feeling better? Let's go out, I'll ask Aunt Zhang to fill in a few of your favorite dishes. He carried the cake in one hand and me out the door in the other. I stopped, "Brother, do you see if I'm blushing?" Not like a monkey ass wow! "I'm so sure I'm a tease.
I could clearly see the smile in his eyes.
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When I returned to the living room, I suddenly felt uneasy about being watched by "10,000 people". My brother led me to the dining table, and handed the cake to Shen Jue. Pat me on the back" to introduce yourself and get to know each other. "Huh? Didn't you just come out and explain? Didn't introduce me? Do you have to introduce yourself? Didn't prepare before going out.
If you are not prepared, you can't embarrass your brother, listening to my brother's words is like hearing an order from the chief, a straight posture, and a ninety-degree bow, "Hello everyone, my name is Ouyang Xiaoxing, I am seventeen years old this year, and I am in my third year of high school." "I was in a hurry, I was nervous, I forgot what I was called. I don't say my real name.
Shen Jue was stunned, Ouyang Xiaoxing? Wasn't it still called Chi Yu last time? Brother Hao slapped a slap and even changed his surname? Looking at his brother with a puzzled expression, his brother shook his head lightly and gave him a look that didn't ask more.
A table of people, except for Shen Jue, all held back their laughter. This yellow-haired girl who has never seen the world is really ridiculous.
The task of introducing myself was finally completed, and I took a long breath. "Sit down" my brother pointed to the chair next to him, he sat down too, and I sat next to him. I looked at the table, the dishes on the table were like those in a restaurant, exquisite tableware, "exquisite" dishes, basically everyone had a bottle of wine, everyone had a cigarette, and this meeting was a bit like a gang meeting. It always felt like something was wrong.
By the way, I had a flash of inspiration, cake. How can you celebrate a birthday without a cake? No cake for a birthday is the same as no cake. I was about to get up and put the cake on the table, when my brother seemed to see my intention, grabbed me, and introduced me to the "guests" at the table one by one. The person is good-looking and has a special name, such as the big brother of the doorman just now called Wu Shen. Wow, this name, then he is not the "doorman" brother, he should be the "door god" brother. His surname is Wu, and he is the youngest among them, so they all call him "Xiao Wu" and I don't know if it's "Xiao Wu" or "Xiao Wu".
The elder brother said, "Just call him the fifth brother in the future." Oh, there were five people present, and I thought he was the "fifth brother." Get up and bow "Hello fifth brother!" "It's more like a newcomer joining the gang. I didn't sit down after bowing, thinking that my brother was going to introduce him in turn, and I always had to sit down and stand up strangely tired, so I stood and waited for him to finish his introduction, and I bowed one by one and sat again.
Sure enough, as I expected, my brother introduced them one by one, but he didn't introduce them in detail, so he said his name and what to call it. Here is the eldest brother Lu Zhe, the third brother Shen Jue, and the fourth brother Xiao Ke. After he introduced the names of the people, I bowed, and before sitting down, I counted them with my fingers, the eldest brother, the third brother, the fourth brother, and the fifth brother. It seems that there is a second brother missing, what about the second brother? My funny brain has stopped running, and I don't even want to blurt out, "Why is there no second brother, second brother?" β
Everyone bows, in their eyes it is already very funny, when do you still use bowing to show respect for the first meeting, and you don't know that there is such a etiquette as a handshake ceremony? They watched me salute like idiots. In the end, I still don't know how to count and ask the second brother? After listening to my question, except for my brother, all the things in my mouth spurted out, and the smoker was also coughing. The scene is chaotic and cannot be looked at. And then they all couldn't help but laugh all the time. I was blindsided by the sudden change in atmosphere.
Looking back at his brother, who was full of smiles between his eyebrows, his smile was much more restrained than the "laughter" of others. "Brother, what are you all laughing at? You really didn't introduce the second brother among the people you just introduced. Second brother didn't come today? Or the second brother has already ...... "I suddenly had a bad feeling." The reason why the second brother is not introduced may be because the second brother is a topic that cannot be mentioned, is the second brother already hanging? I'm staging a mystery plot on my own. My brother poked me in the head, "What do you think?" What's wrong with the second brother? Your second brother and I sit here fine. What's in your head? Learning is not good, and this aspect is very fast. β
The laughter was endless.
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Oh oh oh, yes, there are five people on the scene, except for the elder brother, the others are one, three, four, and five, and the elder brother is naturally the second brother. Look at my anxious IQ. His face flushed suddenly, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into. How can my brother have such a sister as me, I feel ashamed of my brother, I lowered my head, covered my face with my hands, and my hands began to be cold again. When my brother saw this, he took me into his arms and put his forehead on his shoulder.
The others laughed again, and had laughed enough. "Second brother, no wonder you like this sister, you keep her funny." Hahahaha, another burst of laughter. I'm already crying. "Didn't you just say that I was a good dog and didn't get in the way, wasn't it very domineering, how did this IQ plummet now!" Hahahaha. I just can't take it anymore. I just want to say a word back, but according to my IQ, I can't actually be scared. The ancients said, "It's better to say more than less, but don't be clever", and at this moment I am fully verifying this wise saying.
Teng stood up, "Don't laugh, who knows he's the second, and I don't know he's in your organization." Whoever stipulates it, he introduces your ranking, I must know that he is the second. After speaking, the scene got out of control, and the fifth brother's tears of laughter came out. The eldest brother held his stomach and said slowly, "Second brother, you have been the second child for so many years." They laughed even harder. My brother didn't laugh. His face was red and green, and finally blackened. What do I wonder what they laugh at? What did you say wrong? The eldest brother also emphasized the "second child", which I couldn't understand. I looked at my brother.
My brother didn't speak, I wanted to ask, but I saw him shaking his head, did this make me ask? What is this? Before the meal even started, I had been blindfolded several times. Seeing them laugh makes me really hairy, I have no choice but to change the topic and don't know how to change it, the world of adults is so complicated.
"Brother, can I eat when I'm hungry?" I looked back at my brother and said loudly. The elder brother looked at the brothers who were smiling at the table with tears and snot, and was very helpless, "It's almost enough, let's eat." "It's finally time to eat. Actually, I'm really hungry too. I didn't eat lunch at lunch.
Reminds me of my cake. Go and bring it over, make room for the table, and set it up. There was a pause before lifting the lid, "Brother, close your eyes." The crowd looked at me again, probably because I was naΓ―ve. My brother did so. I lifted the lid and plugged in the candle. There are a lot of lighters on the table, just pick up one. After studying for half a day, it will not be used. Shen Jue is the third brother, or he is "close" to me, sees my intentions, and helps me light the candle. I'm running to turn off the lights.
came back and helped my brother stand up, "Brother, make a wish." Everyone present looked disgusted. My brother really made a wish. I blew out the candle and turned on the light, and I said to my brother, "Oops, I didn't sing to wish you a happy birthday...... and I didn't say it, and my mouth was gagged. It's another mouth that gags me.
My mouth has been "innocent" for seventeen years, and today it has been taken away twice at once. This is in front of so many people again, and there is no place for the "old face" to rest. I didn't kiss, and the kiss was so sudden that I kept my eyes open all the time. Don't you always kiss on TV with your eyes closed? My brother put one hand around my waist and the other on my head, and there was a bit of a strong kiss, and I heard the sound of heckling one after another.
I didn't know the meaning behind the kiss, but at the moment I thought they were childish.
My brother let go of me, and I ran into the kitchen with my hands over my face and hid behind Aunt Zhang. The kitchen is also open, and there is no place to hide, so I can only hide behind Aunt Zhang.