I patted Kong Xian on the shoulder and asked him to let me down first. Then he asked him softly, "What should I do?" Are you going to tell them a paragraph? ”

"Storytelling?" Kong Xian shook his head helplessly, "You think it's so simple?" People have famous names that need to be memorized, how can I remember this thing. ”

Speaking of which, if you don't eat this bowl of rice, you will always be a layman. As Guo Degang said, the level of art depends on whether you can rely on this craft to eat and whether you can sell tickets. The two of us can't even be considered halfway home, this has to be regarded as marrying the wrong man in the wrong sedan chair, it is purely a funny plot, how can we fight professionally?

"Otherwise." I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't come up with a better way to see Kong Xian's side, and the kung fu of Banzhu Xiang was almost there, so I simply gritted my teeth and said in Kong Xian's ear: "Let's just have a cross talk, you praise me, you don't need basic skills to do a paragraph, I'll make up the cross talk I remember, you see how it is." ”

He nodded, thinking that this could be tried, and said with a smile: "Then let's talk about cross talk, don't have stage fright if you play temporarily." ”

"You just told me which one you watched, right?"

Kong Xian thought for a while and said, "We can't come to the traditional old jokes, there is no advantage, but we can't be too new, otherwise these people won't understand." You pick. ”

"I'm almost going to have a ...... with Yang Jiao and Zuo Botao"

As soon as my voice fell, the white-faced scholar here couldn't wait, and asked, "Have you two thought about it?" ”

I nodded and told him we were going to have a cross talk.

He clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Good!" Then he said: "This cross talk seems simple, but it's not easy to say it." The old artists on our side come first, two pairs of people, after saying two paragraphs, it will be the turn of the two of you. As long as your cheers can be compared to any pair, I will let you go, how about it? ”

How are these two words, the question is simply nonsense, and if we can say no word now, we will not go on the stage to say anything cross talk. The last time my sister took the stage was when she was five and a half years old and in kindergarten.

The two actors over there came on stage, and Kong Xian and I were arranged to sit in the leftmost corner temporarily, and the big men around us were still like doughnuts, surrounding us tightly. Generally speaking, the time of a cross talk is quite long, and there must be an hour for two paragraphs.

Rather than competing on stage, I'm more optimistic about escaping from the big guys around me. The devil knows if these people are colluding or not, and besides, even if they are really ordinary audiences, most of them have their favorite corners, which are not the corners that the two of us newcomers can dig down with a bow on stage.

"Have you figured out what to say?" Kong Xian leaned in my ear and asked.

I shook my head and asked, "Are you really going to perform?" Where are the odds? Besides, even if we win, can they really let us go? ”

Kong Xian narrowed his eyes, raised an unfathomable smile, and said, "Naturally, they won't let us go so easily, but since they want to deliberately leave us behind, there must be a purpose, I want to see what they want to do." ”

"What are you going to do?" I sighed, "What else can I do?" Kill us. ”

"It may not be that simple, after all, it is too easy for them to kill us. There are so many of them, and we are just two ants to them, so why bother with all these moths. ”

I can't figure it out when he says that. yes, that guy is the right way to get rid of us, right? So what kind of medicine is sold in this white-faced scholar's gourd? Unless he has a brain disease, just to watch the show "Cross Talk with Newcomers" in ancient times?

Anyway, it has come to this, Kong Xian and I both want to see what his purpose is, so I seriously prepared a cross talk.

The above paragraph asks his wife and children to step down, followed by a paragraph of ridicule. After thinking about it, I decided to adapt Guo Degang's "My Word Series", which is a theme that embraces all rivers, and any element can be integrated into it.

When it was our turn to go on stage, I was still very nervous, my legs hurt so much that I couldn't stand steadily, and now I was shaking like Parkinson's. However, the strange thing is that when I came to the stage, I needed Kong Xian's support, and I took several deep breaths before I barely escaped from the wilderness, but as soon as I really got on stage, this feeling of stage fright disappeared by itself. In an instant, I felt like the spokesman of the people's congress deputies, and a sense of pride of "you all have to listen to me" arose!

Me: "Amateur cross talk rookie, in line with the grand ambition of grabbing the jobs of the old-timers, I will tell you a cross talk." If you are willing to listen, you applaud, but if you feel bored, you will be hateful to look at the two of us, and you will want to humiliate us with silver and silver tickets, and we will have nothing to say but to bow our heads...... Silently picked it up and put it in his pocket. ”

Kong Xian: "Eh, yes, we can buy bowls of noodles to eat when we go out." ”

Me: "Don't tell me to buy noodles, I get angry when I think of buying noodles!" ”

……

After going back and forth, it took nearly 40 minutes for the whole show to be considered off. Overall, the reaction of the people who eat melons below is still good, after all, it is a script written by the cross talk master Guo Degang, although it was ruined by the two of us amateur novices, but it still got a lot of response. It's just that......

I don't know if it's because of my nervousness, or if my skills are not at home, when we speak, the reactions of the people below are a little less than when the first two old artists said. This gap is simply minimal, and it seems that as long as one more burden sounds, it can win steadily.

As soon as we got off the stage, the white-faced scholar greeted him, first of all, a compliment, all kinds of praise were eager to come to him again, I heard that I suspected that he was patting on the back, but he suddenly changed his words, and said: "Although the performance of the two is wonderful, well, compared to our old gentleman, the reaction of the following officials is still slightly worse." But you two are indeed malleable, and I'm really embarrassed, so it's better to ...... Two more times? ”

Hearing him say this with a face full of embarrassment, I really wanted to go up and invite him to eat ear scrapers. The heart said: What the do you want to use us as free actors?

However, it's one thing to be unhappy, but the part we just now is really only a little bit close, maybe the next part will really win.

I went back and wanted to ask for Kong Xian's opinion, but when I looked at his face, I realized that something was wrong. He looked at the white-faced scholar and then at the audience listening to the play, and suddenly his face turned cold, his eyes became deep, and the aura of the whole person was like a demon from hell.

"Muyu." His voice was unusually cold, but his face returned to its usual appearance like turning a book, he turned to the white-faced scholar and smiled and said, "Give us another half an hour, and we will prepare." ”

The white-faced scholar didn't notice anything, he waved at the place where we had been sitting, said a word of invitation, and left, leaving only the group of strong men with big shoulders and round waists, and once again surrounded us into doughnuts.

When Kong Xian suddenly put his arms around my waist and hugged me tightly in his arms from behind, I was startled and felt extremely puzzled. He then buried his head in my neck socket, and the whole action was ambiguous and made me wonder if he had fallen into an evil spirit.

After about three seconds, he whispered in my ear like a lover's whisper, "Find a way to run, hurry up!" ”

"What?" I was stunned by his sudden words, if we talk about the last cross talk, we are very likely to win, why bother to make enemies with them?

Seeing that I still didn't understand, Kong Xian whispered again, "Are you really stupid enough to think that they will let us win?" It's like gambling, they're going to keep us in the illusion of almost winning forever, they're actually stalling for time! They want to keep us here forever! We must find Mo Zhanchen as fast as we can, and then escape from the situation we are in. ”

I roughly understood what he meant, but I couldn't understand it at all, I really couldn't figure out what their purpose was in keeping us.

Xu saw that I was still at a loss, Kong Xian was a little helpless, and he bit me the ear, so painful that I almost jumped up and scolded the street. His tone became a little urgent, and he squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "How else do you want me to explain?" You can do whatever I say, and if you stand still, none of us will survive! ”

Seeing him like this, I completely understood the urgency of the matter, and then looked at him with such a blank face, I estimated that his myocardial infarction could be angry with me. He quickly nodded slightly, and whispered: "Say it, how to do it." ”

"I'll do my best to stop these thugs, you run away, don't panic to find someone when you get out. Find clothes and hats to hide your identity. Man, I'll look for it when I get out, you have a more important mission. You need to find a way to get us back to reality within three hours. ”

"Back to reality?" I was stunned when he said it, could it be that the environment we are in now is just an illusion? No way? How is it possible for so many people to appear in the same hallucination?

"Don't ask anything, it's harder to explain to you than to tell a story, just do it, and when it's safe, there will be time to explain it to you." After he finished speaking, he slowly let go of the hand holding me, and then with an understated smile on his face, he naturally sat in his chair and listened to the play, as if nothing had happened.

I have to admire his ease of retraction, if this guy enters the entertainment industry, God knows how many awards he will win. It seems that I'd better guard against him in the future, this guy can't afford to mess with him.

He sat and listened to the play, but I didn't sit down, just half-leaned back in his chair, ready to run away at any time.

"Da ......" Kong Xian tapped the back of the chair with his fingers, as if unintentionally.

I realized that he had chosen the moment, so I took two deep breaths and glanced in the direction of the door, simulating an escape in my mind.

"Da ......" again. When the third sound sounds, no matter what happens, I will rush out desperately, which is the most basic tacit understanding between us.

"Da ......"

The third sound! Kong Xian's prediction was very accurate, and one of the group of big men was suddenly stimulated by the plot on the stage, clapping his hands and cheering loudly.

Taking advantage of this gap, I rushed out, rolled on the spot, and directly drilled into the crowd outside the street at a speed of 100 meters.