Chapter 1 It is better to rob money than to rob sex

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The weather in June is very hot, even if the Jiuwang Mountain is much cooler than Anyue City, the people who are still hot want to scold their mother.

If you want to scold, you will scold, Yue Xi crossed his waist with one hand, pointed to the sky with the other, and scolded angrily: "I'll go to your second uncle's thief!" ”

Thundered......

In response to her, it was the invincible thunderbolt of the thief God.

Shrinking his neck, Yue Xi silently withdrew his claws from the sky, apologized to heaven in his heart by the way, and then retracted back into the wilted grass and squatted.

She is here to rob today, and she is only allowed to succeed, not to fail!

Just thinking about it, there was a faint sound of horses' hooves in the distance, and Yue Xi stretched his neck to look at it for a long time, and was sure that it was a fat sheep.

It's just, mother, the sheep at the front, oh no, the one at the front, it's so fucking good-looking!

The sword eyebrows are flying, the starry eyes are deep, the lips are thin and the forehead is wide, the nose bridge is high, and the whole face is as handsome as an axe carving knife.

Look at the figure again, with a narrow waist and a wide back, a straight backbone, and a white robe wrapped in it, you can vaguely see the smooth muscle lines below.

Yue Xi swallowed her saliva, although it is better to rob money than to rob sex, but unfortunately she is not a robber, otherwise it is so superb, tsk......

Looking at the four people and four horses who were getting closer and closer, Yue Xi cut his hair, jumped out of the grass with a fine iron knife on his back, and sank into the dantian: "Ah, I opened this mountain, I planted this road, if you want to live from here, leave and buy road wealth!" ”

After speaking, with a wave of the big knife, he smashed a head-sized stone on the side of the road as a deterrent, and by the way, he relieved the embarrassment of reciting the wrong lines as soon as he appeared.

However, things in this world have always been only more embarrassing, not the most embarrassing.

The handsome man on the opposite side looked at her for a long time, and the more he saw it, he thought that he had flowers on his face, and the guy frowned in disgust, turned his head and said to the person behind him: "Reward her with a few taels of silver." ”

Yue Xi's eyelids jumped suddenly: What the hell? How many taels of silver will she be rewarded?

This fucking uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it either! She's here to rob, okay? What about sending her away as a flower child?

She's a dignified robber! So, in order to protect her dignity, she rushed up with a knife to fight.

Yue Xi's goal is very clear, he vows to hit the handsome man's dog face, and then rob it of at least a few dozen taels of silver.

Well...... A few taels, after all, is too little.

Confidently holding a knife, I thought that according to her momentum, a few people on the other side should be ready for battle.

However, the handsome man only glanced at her, and waved his hand to a small minion behind him to come and meet the enemy.

Yue Xi felt that his dignity had been trampled again.

This, this, this...... This is the uncle's!

Taking a deep breath, looking at the certain minion who came with a disdain to beat the horse, the more Xi Dadao almost came out of his arms.

Then, she stepped on a branch and slipped under her feet, and the whole person fell firmly on the ground in a large shape.

The minion was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Yue Xi's funny appearance, and couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha, I thought it was a tiger, but it turned out to be ......"

Before he finished laughing, he heard his master drink: "Be careful! ”

However, the man in white reminded him that it was too late, and the woman who was still stunned jumped up like a rabbit at this time.

At the same time, a crisp and agile voice sounded with a bit of mischievousness: "I'll cut your calves." ”

Her previous fall was already very close to the minion, but at this time, she burst out, and with a verbal reminder, the minion didn't want to raise the knife to defend her legs.

But I didn't want the woman to slash the big knife, but she slapped straight at the horse's face, and the second force was not delivered, and her horse was already jumping and going crazy.

You can't hit people in the face, and of course, you can't hit a horse in the face.

Minions look confused, what the hell, the trust between people?

However, Yue Xi didn't care about this, and when he stepped on the ground, the whole person went a little further. At the same time, with his bare hands in his arms, a handful of snow-white powder with internal force rushed straight to the door of the onlookers.

At the same time, I reminded again: "Half a step with a smile." ”

The corners of the mouths of the people on the other side twitched.

The powder came in an instant, and several people instinctively covered their faces with their sleeves. The man in white at the head reacted very quickly, and as soon as the sleeves of his shirt covered his face, he felt that something was wrong, and with a shake of the reins in his hand, he was about to beat the horse and retreat.

It's just that the horse hasn't moved a single step, and there is an extra woman with messy hair in his arms sitting face to face with him.

Wide-eyed staring, in fact, the more embarrassed it is. She came up too quickly, she didn't master her posture well, and now sitting like this, coupled with her undried saliva, inevitably makes people think more......

So, the beautiful man in white silently tightened his shirt.

In this scene, Rao is more cheeky than Yuexi, and his face is hot. With a light cough, she raised her hand and pointed at the man's acupoint, trying to make herself look normal.

After all, the head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the face must not be lost!

Touching the man's chest twice with a solemn face, a certain woman couldn't help but swallow saliva secretly, and then touched it all the way to her waist, and she gradually became a little displeased.

Looking at the people who look like dogs, why don't they even have some money?

Looking at Yue Xi's darkening face, the man was silent for a moment, and finally reminded kindly: "Yin Liang is not here with me." ”

Yue Xi suddenly realized, but he was immediately alert, this guy said this, didn't he want her to let him go?

Hmph, think beautifully!

Clasped the man's neck with one hand, and made a fierce and vicious look: "Give money, if you don't give money, Aunt and Grandma will strangle you!" With that, the hand tightened symbolically.

The man cooperated, and immediately coughed. It's just that the strength of coughing heart and lungs makes Yue Xi quite puzzled: did he really use so much strength?

The eyes of several people on the other side were red when they saw this: "Female thief, you are about to let go of our son, he has always been weak, how can he withstand your such rude treatment!" ”

Yue Xi felt a little guilty, but in the spirit of the dead friend who did not die and the poor Dao, she still said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, pay for it quickly!" ”

The man who was held by Yue Xi's neck 'weakly' spoke: "Cheng Li, get her money quickly......"

Cheng Li heard the words and threw the money bag on his waist to Yue Xi, but he seemed to be reluctant to look like that, but he didn't forget his minion's duty: "Let go of my son-in-law!" ”

Ignoring Cheng Li, seeing that the robbery was successful, Yue Xi was extremely happy, put the money bag into his arms, and jumped to sit behind the man.

When someone who was smiling and couldn't see his eyes sat down, he touched the man's waist by the way, and then approached the man's ear: "I have to bother you to give me a ride, otherwise your little followers will scare me." ”

With that, he shook the reins and walked away in style.

When the two of them ran away and disappeared, Cheng Li, who stayed in place, complained to the other two bitterly: "That woman kidnapped the son and took away my ten taels of silver." ”

After a moment of silence, seeing that no one paid attention to him, he muttered again: "It's nothing to kidnap the son, but it's a pity that I lost ten taels of silver." ”

The person on the left finally glanced at him: "She just robbed you of ten taels of silver, but she fell into the hands of our son, do you think ten taels of silver will be sent away?" ”

When Cheng Li and the others heard this, they thought so.

Yue Xi didn't know that he had become a pitiful person in the eyes of others, and he was still in a good mood and was crying wolf and humming a song.

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