Chapter 18: Thick-skinned
"Is Mrs. Bao at home?" A young man knocked on the door a few times and shouted again.
At this time, it was noon, there was a white-haired mother-in-law fanning the honeycomb coal stove on the patio outside, a stream of gas was scattered everywhere, the small casserole was bubbling, and the fragrance of hooves was waving around, the woman straightened her waist, pointed at the young man with a puff fan and shouted: "Mrs. Bao, I haven't seen you for two days, have you gone to relatives?" ”
The young man was shocked: "Sister, Mrs. Bao hasn't appeared for the past two days?" Didn't live here? ”
A sister, the old woman who called couldn't iron it in her heart, looked up and smiled, showing her teeth, and there were several black holes. The young man held back his disgust: "Mrs. Bao has never come back?" ”
"Yes, yes."
At this time, a teenager came in from the door with a schoolbag on his back, and as soon as he smelled the fragrance, he shouted, "Grandma, I want to eat hooves,"
The old woman stretched out her hand and pinched the boy's cheek: "Eat, eat, eat, you little devil, you know how to eat every day, look at this meaty, be careful when you go out one day and be caught and cut down to eat." ”
The young man who knocked on the door was shocked when he heard this, and then he laughed self-deprecatingly, and his heart was only the old woman's momentary words, and they should not be true.
So he came over and asked, "Sister, do you know where Mrs. Bao went?" ”
"Let's go relatives, anyway, I brought a short man back that day, and the two of them still carried the boss's suitcase in their hands, and then they went out."
"With a box? What kind of box? The young man asked.
The young man broke free from the old woman's clutches and said on the side: "It's a big, big box, it's very heavy, I asked curiously, and Mrs. Bao said that it was all money." ”
The young man turned and walked away.
The young man and the old woman watched his back disappear at the entrance of the alley, and the young man suddenly said, "How many times have you said it, men and women are not allowed to kiss me again." ”
"Do you want to eat hooves? Let me tell you, on the seventh day of the first month, it is a blessing to be able to eat the hooves I cooked. ”
The boy thought for a moment, "Well, it's up to you to cook the hooves." ”
It turned out that the pair of grandchildren were pretended by Ye Limit and Chu Qi, and Ye Limit didn't know what makeup technique he used, his face was dark, his face was full of wrinkles, and his teeth were black on one mouth, and he looked like he was missing several teeth from a distance.
Chu Qi put a rag on his hand, picked up the casserole and entered the room, this room was rented by them before, and now it came in handy.
Chu Qi gnawed on his hooves and hands were full of oil, and suddenly remembered Zhao Nan, so he asked, "I don't know what happened to Uncle Zhao Nan and that Taoist priest?" At this time, Mo Lingyin, who pretended to be her granddaughter, came in with a kettle and said, "Don't worry, I heard that the food in that Taoist temple is very good, that is, ...... Can't eat beef. ”
"What is the reason for this?"
Chu Qi's mouth was full, and his eyes were round.
"Who knows the rules and precepts of the bullnoses."
Ye Liang didn't have to hold his throat and pretend to be an old woman's voice at the moment, and changed to his clear and proud tone.
"That Taoist priest also has rules and precepts? Is it possible to get married? When Mo Lingyin asked this, his eyes secretly glanced at Ye Quan.
"Of course, it can't."
The old woman dressed up by Ye Limit smiled very kindly.
"No, that's a pity." Mo Lingyin sighed. Ye Liang asked, "What are you sighing about?" Isn't it that your little girl's heart is moved? ”
Saying that, she reached out to grab Mo Lingyin, this Miss Mo looked at Ye Quan's face every day, prepared early, hid to the side, reached out and grabbed a piece of hoof, Ye Liang said: "Eat, eat, eat, after eating, your waist will be three inches fatter, and you will cry." Mo Lingyin took a bite and was particularly surprised: "It's delicious, strong and delicious." Miss Ye, your craftsmanship is really amazing. ”
Ye Liang raised his chin: "Of course, who am I." ”
While talking, there was a knock on the door. The voice rang three times and then four times, it was their agreed code, it was their own people.
Ye Liang hurriedly ran to the back room.
Chu Qi asked: "Hey, it's strange, Miss Ye is not afraid of heaven and earth, why did someone knock on the door and scare her like this." ”
Mo Lingyin put down the hoof in her hand, wiped her hand with a rag and smiled while opening the door: "What I'm afraid of is my own people, our eldest lady attaches great importance to appearance." ”
opened the door while speaking, and Zhao Nan sniffed: "It's so fragrant, I'm coarse tea and light rice at Niubi, you can pour it well, eat partial food." “
Mo Lingyin said with a smile: "The Taoist leader is a nobleman, how can that Taoist temple wronged you." ”
"The birds are fading out of the mouth, don't mention it, that nerd, you can't eat and drink, you can eat and have a full stomach, and the coarse tea and light rice are enough."
Zhao Nan learned Yuan Shouyun's light and clear tone, grabbed a piece of hooves casually, and gnawed viciously: "This is called life, another day I will specifically gnaw on the hooves of that nerd, hey, do you think he will move his index finger and drool." ”
Mo Lingyin shook his head: "How is it possible, the strength of that Dao Chief's immortal wind and Dao bones, how to say it, I felt like a breeze at first sight." ”
"He? Hahaha. Zhao Nan laughed uncontrollably.
"Okay, okay, the hoof can't stop your mouth, don't talk nonsense, no one sells you as a dumb person. How's it going? Why don't you run around Niutou Mountain?" An old woman with white hair and a deflated mouth rushed out of the house.
Zhao Nan smiled even more happily, pointed at Ye Limit and said, "Who is the white-haired Weng?" ”
"Your aunt and grandmother." Ye Liang glared at him, and Chu Qi and Mo Lingyin both lowered their heads and forced a smile.
"How's your preparation?" "The Taoist priest seemed to have some ability, and decided to cooperate with us, so he made up his mind to destroy the courtyard. Guess how he got it? ”
Zhao Nan asked mysteriously deliberately.
"With explosives?"
Ye Quan thought for a while and said, "No, you don't have a place to get so many explosives, and besides, those Taoist priests are not vegetarians." ”
Zhao Nan snorted and laughed: "Do you know that Taoist priests eat vegetarian meat?" Saying that, Chong Ye limited also squeezed his eyebrows.
Ye Liang glared at him: "People are serious, can you have a serious time." ”
"It's not possible, you see when I'm passing by, haha."
Seeing that Ye Liang was really angry, Zhao Nan hurriedly said, "What kind of spell is it used!" I can't guess, the little Taoist priest really knows how to spell, and he said that he was going to blow up the backyard with a spell. ”
Ye Liang smiled: "This person is really pedantic, if I had his ability, I would have blown up that harmful thing earlier, as for now?" Saying that, she touched herself and practiced again, felt that her cheeks were a little hot, and continued: "But it's hard to be alone, if there is no help from a smart person like me, cutting off those accomplices little by little, how can he succeed?" ”
Zhao Nan took a big bite and said, "You used to say that eating this thing would be beautiful, but now I believe it." ”
Ye Quan stroked his face happily: "What do you mean I'm getting more and more beautiful?" ”
"The skin is better, well, the skin is thicker, to be exact."