Chapter 112: Cock
Guan Yuelan bit her lip tightly, "Jiang Jiaqing, you deceive people too much." β
"What can you do? You can only bite your lip and sayββββJiang Jiaqing, you deceive people too much!" β
Jiaqing learned the tone of Guan Yuelan's speech, causing Guan Yuelan's face to be ugly and at a loss.
Tang Cui couldn't stand it anymore, "Jiang Jiaqing, you are really ....."
"I'm so deceitful, what's wrong?" Jiaqing was cheeky and smiling, "Are you going to make a big move?" β
Jiaqing looked at the group of people in front of her who couldn't do anything about her, and instantly relieved a lot of anger, Huo Chenghua's idea for himself was still quite useful.
If you can beat it, you can provoke it, and if she can't get used to you, she can't beat you.
If he can't hit it, he will dodge, and when he provokes the next person, he will watch the excitement, and he will always get his shoes wet when he walks by the river.
Jiaqing almost wants to use these two sentences as life mottos.
Tang Cui was originally here to help speak, but before she could come out, she was angry, and the only thing she could say was one sentence, Jiang Jiaqing, you are really too deceitful! I only had this one sentence in my heart, and I couldn't find any words.
At this time, Chi Huan'er broke in with food, "Jiaqing, the food I brought you, do you know that the food in the cafeteria today is quite good, and there are jellyfish silk!" "As soon as I came in, I saw a group of people surrounding Jiaqing, Jiaqing stood in the middle like a fairy, it was really beautiful and beautiful.
"I don't know." Tang Cui couldn't do anything to Jiaqing, so she had to send the anger in her heart towards Chi Huan'er.
Chi Huan'er waited for a pair of shining eyes, if she didn't speak in the next second, you would think she was a full little Lori. "What are you black-boned chickens doing around Jiaqing? I want to bully our Jiaqing again! Move! Jiaqing, it's time to eat, it's so fragrant! β
"Chi Huan'er, who are you scolding, black-bone chicken!" Hu Xue couldn't listen anymore and frowned slightly.
"I was here just now, and I suddenly ran away!" Chi Huan'er sat with Jiaqing at the small table by the window in the dormitory.
"Explain, what is black-bone chicken." Tang Cui's face turned white, "If you don't explain it clearly, don't eat this meal." β
Jiaqing didn't want Chi Huan'er to cause so much unhappiness for herself, but Chi Huan'er stood up with a look of imperativeness.
"I am amazed by your ability to understand, tsk.....tt"
Chi Huan'er shook her head and smiled, thinking in her heart, she has to be angry with these people to do it, even if she wants to beat her if this group of people is miserable, she still has Jiaqing. "Ahem, the so-called black is black, what does this black word represent, it represents a black heart, a dark one, and the meaning of carrying the yin on your back."
Jiaqing looked at Guan Yuelan with her eyes looking directly at Chi Huan'er, and she wanted to laugh in her heart, but she could only hold back.
"Bone, that is, on behalf of the people, is the people who don't like to eat, the people who are noisy all day long to lose weight, of course, such people can't be sympathetic at all, sympathy is not good, because sooner or later they will be starved to death by themselves, they don't deserve sympathy, you must not sympathize, they don't eat, they are too idle, there is nothing to do!" Chi Huan'er waved her hand.
"Chi Huan'er!" Guan Yuelan realized that Chi Huan'er was talking about herself, and she was angry in her heart. "Do you believe me.....
A hint of timidity flashed in Chi Huan'er's eyes, "Isn't it, do big stars want to beat people?" I've heard that first-line stars like Gu Man are low-key and miserable, and they are also polite to the paparazzi. β
Tang Cui sneered and asked calmly, "How do you explain the chicken, who do you say is the chicken?" β
Chicken generally refers to the meaning of prostitution, and the chicken in the big city is not so simple, as long as the girl is scolded, it is very bad, Jingchuan people are exquisite, and if there is nothing to do, they will fall in love with the court, ask for a lawyer, or something.
Jia Qing's eyes darkened, this Tang Cui was very clever, why did he have to ask Chi Huan'er to explain what a chicken was.
What is a chicken, doesn't she have a little force in her heart?
"Huan'er!"
"Jiaqing, wait a minute, I'll just talk to them a few times, no way, I'm a scholar! I can't be like some people. β
"You say." Tang Cui played with the mechanical toy in his hand.
Jiaqing's heart sank, could it be that he was recording.....
"Chicken, chicken.... You still don't understand, don't you? β
Tang Cui sneered and took a breath of cold air, this Chi Huan'er was spitting, what did he say and didn't finish it all at once, it was so many times, it was really annoying. "Go on, aren't you a scholar Chi Huan'er, you don't even know what a chicken means?"
Chi Huan'er thought for a moment, "Hmm.... Wait, chicken.... Oh yes. Chickens are a kind of poultry with many varieties and short wings that cannot fly high; The male can tell the cry, and the eggs laid by the female are good food. β
"Haha.... It is indeed a good food, a good supplement, especially for the development of the body, mind and brain, I can't say it! Egg yolk is the most nourishing for the brain! Jiaqing and Chi Huan'er looked at each other.
"Chi Huan'er! We're asking about chickens, not eggs! Guan Yuelan felt that she had been tricked, so she hurriedly stomped her feet.
"Wait, don't worry, I'm not done yet!" Ji Huan'er tried to retract her smile.
Jia Qing held back a sullen smile, Chi Huan'er seemed to be a little suspicious of wanting to tease them!
"Chickens are a type of poultry derived from wild raw chickens, which have been domesticated for at least 4,000 years, but it was not until around 1800 that chicken and eggs became mass-produced commodities. The types of chickens are turkey, black chicken, pheasant, etc. And the rooster is also one of the 12 zodiac signs. β
Tang Cui was a little furious when she heard this, "Chi Huan'er, Chi Huan'er, you still pull a chicken word with me, the bull's head can't match the horse's mouth, then okay, since you think you can speak very well, then you continue to pull it." β
"Okay. When I was a child, I loved to spend time with chickens, and when I entered the dormitory, I felt like chickens. Chi Huan'er smiled, "Then I'll go on, you all put your ears up for me, and today Miss Ben is going to talk to you about chicken culture." β
"In ancient times, the Han people had the custom of "killing chickens", which was popular in Zhejiang, Wu and other places. Every year on the seventh day of the seventh month of July, the local folk must have roosters, because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge meet that night, if there is no rooster to report, they can never be separated. The Tujia family calls the shuttlecock kick "kicking the chicken". During the Spring Festival, young men and women kick the "chicken" together, one person kicks the "chicken", everyone goes to fight for it, and the person who receives the "chicken" can chase anyone with grass. And young men and women often use grass to chase their favorite people. In the future, "kicking chickens" has become a medium for romance. On the first day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, some places in Henan want to kill chickens and scare ghosts. Legend has it that the Lord of Yama released ghosts, and collected ghosts on the Qingming Festival in the coming year. The folk thought that the ghosts were afraid of chicken blood, and the chicken blood avoided evil, so they killed chickens on October 1 to scare the ghosts, so that the little ghosts did not dare to come out. As the saying goes: "October 1st, kill the chicks ...................."
Tang Cui was angry, she pressed her tape recorder, her tape recorder is not power-efficient, and it will consume more than half of it after a while, and she recorded a bunch of Chi Huan'er's nonsense, Tang Cui felt that she had been tricked.
"That's how the meaning of the black-bone chicken came about." Chi Huan'er smiled, "By the way, Tang Cui, what I said is what you understand, don't listen to me so much, I'm just scolding you, making your eyes record, hard work, reward you with a jellyfish silk." β
How did she know that on the recording, "What are you talking about?" Tang Cui took a breath.
"You want to record it and sue me for slander, right, I forgot to tell you, I have to dream of becoming a lawyer in the future, you want to play Xiao Jiujiu with me, let's go and weigh how many pounds and taels you have first!"