Chapter 249: Birthday Chart
Pity.....
There is a fairytale beginning and not necessarily a beautiful ending, because the reality ... Always be the reality.
At that time, Sun Ling was a very satisfied person, and felt that it was the happiest life, and everyone had a tragic life experience.
Chen Xin felt unhappy.
She felt that this kind of life was too bitter and tiring, and she felt quite free at first, but now, she misses the time when she was beaten and scolded by her two stepmothers and sisters.
was beaten and scolded, at least he had a good life.
One day Chen Xin suddenly disappeared, and she left a letter saying, "I'm sorry..... I can't live this kind of hard life anymore..... It's too hard, it's too hard, I'm beautiful, I want to be like those women, I want to be a junior, so that my life can be more comfortable. ”
Sun Ling went crazy.
went crazy to find Chen Xin, and later found a man with a gold necklace and a big brother's big money, and saw her lover, she hugged the bald man affectionately, flattering.
"At the time, I was mad."
Sun Ling said: "I secretly gritted my teeth and worked hard to be strong, and now I have this foundation." ”
When I heard this, I knew that Sun Ling must have been stimulated, and there was only such a big family business in front of him, and suffering would really make people grow.
Seriously, I don't think it's necessary for a woman to covet wealth and wealth, isn't it good to accompany the man she likes to struggle and work hard with him?
It's not that being rich means happiness, and going against your conscience in exchange for a rich life will also make you unhappy, and I never think those second wives are very happy.
I smiled and said, "If that Chen Xin knew that you had such a big foundation now, he would have regretted his death." ”
"yes."
Sun Ling sighed, "Later, I fought with the old cow, it is the one I trust the most, after it dies of old age, I still provide its ranking, let it bless me, and be with me at any time." ”
The emotion in his eyes gradually dissipated, his face turned straight, and he asked me, "Has my problem been cured?" ”
I pondered for a moment.
In fact, he didn't say anything about the strange thing before, and I still haven't figured out what his problem is.
I sorted out my thoughts and said, "Isn't there anything else strange except this strange thing in my childhood?" ”
"No, no." Sun Ling said.
In fact, our tattoos have limitations, you say that you can help luck and ward off evil spirits, this can be there, but you have to have a tattoo that can prevent lactation, this is really nothing...... After all, it's not that complete.
I said, "Dude, I don't know if you have this problem, I can't cure it, I have this exorcism, but I prevent the secretion of milk..... Not really, I don't think anyone else will be able to cure this strange thing. ”
Sun Ling asked me: Then what should I do?
I thought about it for a while, and said very seriously: "I thought about this question for a while, tattoo you a lock essence abstinence, after all, they are all essences, they are all discharged, one rushes down, and one from the chest.... Give you a tattoo to try, and a dead horse will be used as a live horse doctor. ”
Sun Ling nodded and said, "Okay, do you want to tattoo a Buddha for me and give me abstinence?" ”
I pondered for a while and said, "The Buddha doesn't want to tattoo it, the Buddha thinks that people are sinful and unclean, and tattooing on the body is blasphemy, and ordinary people can't bear it, so I'll tattoo the Antarctic Immortal for you." ”
This is the god of Taoism.
And there are two schools of this Taoism.
One believes that sex is the source of life, and pays attention to the combination of yin and yang, that is, the art in the room, the kind of charm, the Yellow Emperor is the representative figure, the three thousand royal maids, and the allusion of the rising sun.
The other is abstinence and pure cultivation, which does not leak Yuanyang, and is similar to the kind of people who practice martial arts, many of them practice this kind of physical strength, and do not touch women.
And the Antarctic Immortal in front of him is a strict advocate of abstinence, this folk birthday star, thinks that the union will leak Yuanyang, hurt the body, do not do that kind of thing, can live a long life.
I tried to say Sun Ling in short and vulgar language.
"Oh, oh, I see."
Sun Ling pinched his chest, wet his hands, wiped it on the tissue next to him, and said: "Then give me a tattoo, so that I can't leak it, I also know my problem, in fact, before I came to you, I visited many masters, it was useless, no one can cure me for this problem.... You're the last stop here, and if you can't, I'll resign myself to my fate. ”
I reassured him that it should be possible.
After all, I think it's the same thing, it's all a discharge, but he's different, it's weird, not from below, but from the chest.
I said to him: "This is a tattoo of lock sperm abstinence, after you tattoo this, you don't dare to talk about longevity, but your desire will become colder, the demand is not high, and you will not dream of it, there are fewer things in that area, people will become full of energy, but for a big boss like you, without that kind of thing for men and women, life will be a lot less fun." ”
Sun Ling told me: My life is gone, give me a tattoo.
I explained the pros and cons of what I should say, so I picked up the tattoo needle for him and went to get a tattoo preparation.
And tattooed on the chest ....
How do you get a tattoo on my face? This guest's situation is special, and he can't get a tattoo at all, so I asked him to lie on his stomach, take a few brand new diapers, put them on his chest, and start tattooing this birthday chart.
This is a picture of the back.
The positive picture is more complicated, so I tattooed him for more than two hours, and he also changed his diapers a few times in the process, which was a complete success.
"Alright." I wiped my cold sweat, put the tools away and said, "I guess your tattoo has some effect, so you don't have to worry too much." ”
Sun Ling asked me: How much?
I said eight thousand.
"Cheap." Sun Ling gave me a thumbs up and said, "If your tattoo is really effective, Boss Cheng, I'll send you a big red envelope." ”
I smiled and said it worked.
Sun Ling gave me money, and he didn't compensate me for a few words, and left in a hurry-the diapers he brought were about to run out.
Not long after Sun Ling left, Xiao Qing'er jumped up and down in sweat and came back with the little fox in her arms, saying, "I went to Master Qi, and I learned a lot of tricks, I want to take a bath." ”
I looked at her covered in cold sweat and said, "You just finished exercising, go and rest for a while, otherwise you will easily catch a cold in the shower." ”
Xiaoqing asked me: Have you heard any news about Sister Dong, I will go and save her.
This girl is really very excited, we have to think about it in the long run, and I can't be anxious for a while, I said: "Not yet, this person was used as a urinal in the hands of the gold toucher before, and now when I return to him, there will be no problem, but from a human head urinal, to a human head and cheek." ”
Before I finished speaking, Xiaoqing picked up the glasses of water on the cash register and drank it, saying, "It's so sweet, what kind of grandma is this, it's delicious, little fox, you can taste it, quench your thirst, and make up for it, it's similar to those wines." ”
Squeak squeak!
The little white fox also leaned over and drank excitedly, and the two guys were very happy.
"You guys are ....." I was dumbfounded, this ..... Well, guests always have strange food to stay.
People whip wine, mite cakes .... It's too much, and this in front of you.
At this time, Miao Qianqian poked her head into the store and said, "That milk muscle man, gone?" ”
I said finished tattooing and left early.
".... Perverted. Miao Qianqian was very excited, and said as if complaining: "That muscular man, at a glance, you can tell that he is not a good person, he is definitely a bad person who has lost his conscience." ”
I said that this Miao Qianqian, you say that it is very excessive, I know that the cattle farm, safe food, rest assured milk, remember to have the benchmark banner in the city, the title of conscience entrepreneur.
"Anyway, I think he's a pervert anyway."
Miao Qianqian's eyes widened, and she said unconvinced: "My hunch has never been wrong, he is a big pervert, even more perverted than all the previous guests, and he is a big demon king." ”
Not again?
I squinted.
Miao Qianqian's hunch intuition has always been very accurate.....
I didn't even miss it once before, I was very strange for a long time, more than 20 years ago, a group of women shared that strange woman, and the five babies they gave birth to all had strange abilities, just like Miss Dong's beautiful allure, Chen Gonghua's nose could smell the soul, and Miao Qianqian's ears ..... Is Miao Qianqian's ability?
I suddenly thought in my heart: I have to confirm it well, the routine is Miao Qianqian, if it is true, her role is too great.
I said: Miao Qianqian, there is money on the ground.
"What? Rich? Miao Qianqian instinctively looked down, and there was a beautiful long black hair shawl.
Brush pull.
I jerked her long, straight black hair.
In an instant, I saw a pair of demonic ears above her neck and under her hair.