Chapter 40: Successfully dragging the ghost cha
Bai Yingluo, a stupid big man, failed to stop Bai Impermanence.
Lu Ruiqi then jumped out and blocked Bai Wuchang's way.
"The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, if there is a handsome guy to accompany me to admire the moon, it must be very poetic!" Lu Ruiqi said this deliberately in front of Bai Wuchang.
"What's going on, I've met strange people and things one after another tonight!" Bai Wuchang looked at Lu Ruiqi depressedly.
Nan Xiaofan wanted to go up together to have fun, but he wanted to see how Lu Ruiqi "performed", so he couldn't help laughing and continued to hide nearby and watch.
Although Chen Shaoxuan was smoked by the smell of wine, his heart was very broken, but he endured his nausea, thinking that he could not be smoked by the smell of wine. These smells of alcohol are harmless at all, and how can they be so easily smoked and collapsed? Hey, let's watch Lu Ruiqi's performance, and then go out to deal with Bai Impermanence by myself! ”
"Wonderful or not, let's see first!" Chen Shaoxuan thought so, so he endured the smell of wine and watched Lu Ruiqi's performance.
When she was nervous, Nan Xiaofan's hand shook, and a branch was broken by her. However, because Bai Wuchang's attention was on Lu Ruiqi, he didn't pay attention to the sound of broken branches.
Lu Ruiqi learned the flattering smiles made by the play, and said to Bai Wuchang: "This handsome guy, are you taking a walk alone?" ”
Bai Wuchang has a task on his side, ignoring Lu Ruiqi's teasing.
"Handsome guy, aren't you lonely?" Lu Ruiqi asked again.
Bai Wuchang stood still and asked Lu Ruiqi: "Girl, do you want to get married?" ”
Lu Ruiqi just wanted to drag Bai Wuchang, she was a young girl who had never talked about love, and she had no interest in this uncle-like Bai Wuchang. Therefore, she was rambling around, just trying to drag Bai Wuchang down.
"Handsome guy, don't you think I'm pretty?" Lu Ruiqi finally came up with this sentence again.
"You're pretty?" When Bai Wuchang heard Lu Ruiqi say this, as a ghost who was more than 100,000 years old, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
Bai Wuchang listened to Lu Ruiqi say this, just like an adult listening to a child, can you not laugh?
Lu Ruiqi saw that Bai Wuchang was not interested in herself and wanted to leave, so she said angrily: "It is estimated that you are face blind, the beautiful are seen as ugly, and the ugly are seen as beautiful!" ”
Bai Wuchang said to Lu Ruiqi: "Girl, if you talk nonsense again, I will drag you and your soul to the eighteenth layer of hell together!" ”
Lu Ruiqi had heard of the eighteenth layer of hell, so she was so frightened that she ran away.
Now, it's Nan Xiaofan's turn to come out.
Nan Xiaofan's strategy against Bai Wuchang is that she pretends to be a lovelorn girl who commits suicide.
Bai Wuchang walked forward angrily and saw Nan Xiaofan standing alone on the grass.
"Strange, how did you meet strange people in this mountain on this big night?" Bai Wuchang thought so.
Nan Xiaofan saw Bai Wuchang coming over, and her opening remarks were like this: "The world is so beautiful, but no one loves me, it's boring to live, it's better to die!" ”
"Dead?" When Bai Wuchang heard the word death, he couldn't help but stop.
The life and death of mortals near Shaohua Mountain are under his control, and the lives of mortals are over, and it is his dereliction of duty that he does not go to hook the soul in time. And if a mortal's life is not over, if he dies early, he is also responsible.
Bai Wuchang stopped and looked at Nan Xiaofan.
Bai Wuchang smelled Nan Xiaofan's breath of being a mortal, and felt that her breath was very strong, and her life had not come to an end.
In order to hold Bai Wuchang back, Nan Xiaofan pulled out his wave light sword and stabbed him in the chest.
Tonight, she was wearing a white gauze skirt, and in the bright moonlight, "blood" came out of the white gauze skirt on her chest, and kept flowing down, which was very terrifying.
In fact, the "blood" that flowed out of Nan Xiaofan's chest was not real blood, but honey rose dew.
Bai Wuchang didn't know that Nan Xiaofan was acting in front of him, and he was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that a mortal would commit suicide in front of him, so he didn't dare to continue walking.
"What exactly are you going to do?" Bai Wuchang asked Nan Xiaofan angrily.
"Uncle, can't I want to die?" Nan Xiaofan covered his chest and pretended to be extremely painful and said.
"Why are you going to die here? Can't you go somewhere else and die? This is my territory tonight, and your life is not at the end of your life, so how can I report this to Hades? ”
Nan Xiaofan said: "Just pretend not to know, don't be verbose, go to the side, let me die a happy death!" ”
Bai Wuchang was so angry that he screamed, he said: "I'm really angry, you actually want to commit suicide in my territory!" Didn't you drag me into the fire pit? I've been busy all year round, and I finally got a different look from the king of Hades, and you suddenly died in my territory for no reason, isn't this deliberately embarrassing me? ”
Chen Shaoxuan was attached to the body of the drunkard Shi Qiuhai, and when he saw Nan Xiaofan pretending to commit suicide, he really dragged Bai Wuchang for the time being. If he can delay Bai Wuchang for more time, he is not so passive, so he secretly applauds Nan Xiaofan's strategy.
Nan Xiaofan ignored Bai Wuchang's thunderous jump, picked up the wave sword again, and stabbed himself in the chest again......
The bright red liquid kept pouring out......
Bai Wuchang was so angry that he rushed forward and wanted to give Nan Xiaofan two slaps.
Of course, Nan Xiaofan didn't want to beat Bai Wuchang, covered his chest, turned around and ran. When she couldn't outrun Bai Impermanence, she raised her light sword and stabbed herself in the chest.
The bright red liquid kept flowing down, staining Nangong Fan's chest red.
Bai Wuchang had no choice but to surrender, he said to Nan Xiaofan: "Okay, okay, don't stab!" I'm afraid of you, you girl, you young girl, why do you want to die? ”
Nan Xiaofan tried his best to drag time for Chen Shaoxuan: "Uncle, my lover doesn't want me anymore, can you be my lover?" ”
When Bai Wuchang heard Nan Xiaofan say this, he looked up to the sky and scolded: "I ran into an evil spirit tonight, how did I meet those strange mortals?" ”
Chen Shaoxuan's body exuding the smell of wine near Shi Qiuhai was very uncomfortable. But seeing that Nan Xiaofan had successfully dragged Bai Wuchang for the time being, he couldn't help but laugh.
However, because Bai Wuchang was too angry, he didn't hear Chen Shaoxuan's laughter.
On the contrary, Nan Xiaofan couldn't help himself and laughed loudly.
"Strange, what does this smell like?" Bai Wuchang inhaled forcefully, as he smelled a strange smell, "This taste is sweet, very fragrant, by the way, it's the scent of honey, and the scent of roses." ”
Bai Wuchang looked at Nan Xiaofan's chest and saw that the bright red liquid that kept flowing out actually exuded a good smell, not the bloody smell.
"Isn't there blood coming out of your chest?" Bai Wuchang asked.
"You uncle, don't keep staring at other people's chests!" Nan Xiaofan was afraid that Bai Wu's common sense would break his blood with honey and rose dew, so he hurriedly covered his chest.
"I'm not looking at your chest, I'm looking at whether those bright red liquids are blood!"
Nan Xiaofan covered his chest and didn't let Bai Wuchang look at it.
Bai Wuchang finally recognized that the bright red liquid flowing from Nan Xiaofan's chest was not blood, and he was angry: "Girl, are you teasing me?" ”
Nan Xiaofan saw that Bai Wuchang's face turned black all of a sudden, and knew that he was angry, so he had to admit: "Uncle, no, Brother Impermanence, I'm just joking with you, don't be angry, I'm leaving, if you're angry, come and chase me!" ”
Bai Wuchang looked at Nan Xiaofan's running away figure, and stomped his feet in anger. He thought that tonight was really unlucky, he met three hateful mortals at once, these three hateful mortals must be those disciples of Shaohua Mountain who are not high in mana, and they are idle and bored to tease him. I had the opportunity to clean them up properly, I was really angry, and I wasted a few hours in vain...... Mom, it's important to get down to business first!
Bai Wuchang headed in the direction of his ultimate target, Shi Qiuhai, tonight......