"That's right, you two recorded the transcript together. As she spoke, the policewoman opened a small notebook, picked up the pen and asked the usual questions.

Then Mu Ge's perverted memory completely shook the two women in the room.

"All five of them have tattoos............ "Mu Ge began to say in a gullia of words. I just described those five bastards vividly. Height and weight, dress, shape of the tattoo, characteristics of the accent. The little policewoman only felt that as long as she closed her eyes, the five guys would jump in front of her vividly.

"By the way, lend me your notebook and pen. Why am I so stupid, I can't tell, just draw it. Mu Ge squirted saliva for a long time, and suddenly remembered that he could draw, and said to the policewoman in annoyance.

Officer Wang has now been completely stunned by Mu Ge. Subconsciously handed over the notebook and pen. Mu Ge looked ahead and blinked, then bent his head and drawn.

Half an hour later, the two women were shocked by Mu Ge's painting again. Five ruffians, leaping on the paper. The five of them either pouted or squinted, and stood in a row with their outer shoulders slanted and their hips. It's just a few strokes, but it's very expressive. Flipping over, there are bareheaded portraits of five people, and there are close-ups of tattoo patterns of several guys in the back.

"It's a little smaller, and it's not a pencil. I didn't have much time, and I didn't draw it well. But I have all the characteristics of them. ”

"It's still not a good drawing, it's all a computer puzzle!" Officer Wang couldn't help muttering.

"Also, Officer Wang, I'll tell you. Mu Ge said as he pointed to the five guys on the paper. "He punched me twice, here and here. He kicked me twice, here and here. He also punched me three times, here, here, here. This guy punched me in the face..................... "Officer Wang vomited three liters of blood. I thought to myself, where did this monster come from? Those five unlucky bastards don't know what they did in their previous life, and they met him in this life. Amitabha!

In the end, when Officer Wang left, he was already impressed by Brother Mu. Before leaving, there were still little stars in his eyes. As soon as Officer Wang went out, Tang Xue hugged her stomach and laughed wildly. laughed so much that the flowers and branches trembled, and laughed at the pastoral song next to him, and his heart was ape.

After a while, Tang Xue barely held back a laugh.

"Now, since you insist, then I'll go back too. I'll see you tomorrow. As he spoke, he stripped the hair around his ears and straightened his clothes. Autumn-like eyes glanced at Mu Ge, carried the women's bag, and pushed the door away.

"Just leaving?" Mu Ge suddenly felt a sense of loss. When he was stunned, the door of the ward was suddenly pushed open again. Tang Xue leaned in halfway through. "Remember, my name is Tang Xue, it's nice to meet you!" and the door shut.

Mu Ge faintly heard the click of a string of high heels in the hallway. I can't tell you what it feels like. I just feel that this feeling is dangerous. There is a cliff ahead, and you need to apply the brakes!

Thinking about it, Pastoral suddenly felt his eyelids become heavy. I was really tired after tossing and turning this day, and I was still sore. Mu Ge turned around and turned off the light. Slippery lay down on the bed, closed his eyes, and prepared for sleep.

A voice was heard in the haze: "Hello, master." ”

"You're good. Mu Ge replied half-asleep. As soon as the words came out, I was suddenly shocked and sat up. Turned around and turned on the light, looked around, dazed.

"Could it be that you were beaten out of your hallucination?" Mu Ge muttered in his heart.

"Hello host, I'm here. ”

This time, Mu Ge heard it clearly, it was really true. The voice seems to be coming from me.

"Is it a cell phone? No, it's under the pillow. Mu Ge thought as he subconsciously groped around his body. Then he pulled a matchbox-sized square out of the pocket of his hospital gown.

"Are you talking?"

"Yes master, my name is Gollum, and I am your faithful slave. ”

"You, what are you?robot?" Mu Ge held the small box in front of him, his eyes staring unblinking.

"According to Earth, strictly speaking, I should be artificial intelligence, that is, AI. The little box replied smoothly, in a girl's voice.

"What do you mean by Earth, are you from an alien planet?"

"Yes master, I am from the planet Mita, according to the name of your Earth, that is, Mars. ”

"Stop talking nonsense, honestly, what the hell are you?, what are the people of the Parton family trying to keep you with me?"

"I'm from Mars, I'm with that Namia star, but that's 15,000 years ago. There was grievance in his voice.

Mu Ge was completely stunned. Fifteen thousand years ago, what should the earth be like at that time? After calming down a few moments and smoothing out his thinking, Mu Ge made a decision.

"Now the question is, how can you prove that you are from Mars and not a product of Earth?"

"I'm the best proof of this, it's impossible for your AI level on the earth to be compared to me. Gollum said proudly.

"Then we'll find a way to prove your level of intelligence. As long as you prove that your intelligence level is much higher than that of today's AI, then you will be much more credible in what you say. ”

"No problem, what way does the master want to prove it?"

"I'm not busy with this, I need to go out and buy something. ”

With that, Mu Ge put the small box back in his pocket and walked out of the room.

Generally, in a comprehensive hospital like this, there is a small supermarket downstairs. Mu Ge ran into the supermarket and bought two buckets of instant noodles and a bag of ham sausages. I bought another roll of tin foil. Then he slowly returned to the room.

Mu Ge threw the things on the table, took out the small box from his pocket, and gently placed it on the table. Looking left and right, he dragged a stool and sat down.

"Goo, are you still there?"

"The host I was there all the time. ”

"Let's start testing. ”

"Testing?"

"yes, if you don't test, how can you know that what you say is true. Mu Ge said as he took out the roll of tin foil from the plastic bag and pulled it open.

"I see, master, you're trying to wrap me in tin foil. In this way, electromagnetic waves are shielded, and according to the current level of technology on your earth, I cannot communicate with the outside world. So the tests that followed proved that I did it myself. ”

Mu Ge looked at the small box in surprise. This little guy is not simple. Just the above string of logical analysis, a lot of AI has been lost in seconds.

"Then I'm going to wronged you. Mu Ge said as he pulled out the tin foil and wrapped the small box around it. I thought, the volume is so thick, what wireless signal is also blocked.

"It's okay, master, if you don't worry, roll up a few more layers, anyway, I'm not afraid of the heat. ”

So, a whole roll of tin foil was used.

"Alright, now the test begins, please answer the first question. ”

"Ok host, excuse me. ”

So Mu Ge asked a very constructive question.

"Q, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in the freezer?"

"Master, this question is too cruel. The elephant is so big, the refrigerator is so small, even if it is a baby elephant, if you want to put it in the refrigerator, you have to kill it, chop it up and put it up. And a refrigerator is not enough. ”

Then this question is considered a failure, and the next question is asked. ”

"Wait, master, can I know the answer to the first question?"

"Hey, why do you call me master as soon as you come out, why am I your master?"

"Because you have unlocked the seal of the Namia Star, the former master said, whoever can break the seal will be my new master. ”

"I see. Can't you call me master? I'm not used to being called that. ”

"Yes host, no problem host. As long as the master you command, Gollum will unconditionally carry out the master. Coo said playfully.

"Little girl, deliberately amuse me. You will call me ...... Call me brother. ”

"Brother.........!" Coo didn't hesitate, and this time he shouted crisply.

Hearing this title, Mu Ge's heart was moved for no reason.

"Ahem, for your brother's sake, I'll give you the answer to the first question. Listen, put the elephant in the refrigerator in three steps. The first step is to open the refrigerator. The second step is to stuff the elephant inside. The third step is to close the refrigerator door. ”

"Hahahaha......" came a burst of laughter like silver bells.

"Brother, this question is so funny! I know, you have a routine. I'll have fun too, you can ask. ”

"Do you still know the routine?" Mu Ge was horrified in his heart, he knew how to be humorous, and he could use humor, what a great thing it was for AI.

"Of course, I'm fluent in all the languages of the world. ”

"Okay, okay, you're awesome, second question. A neurotic goes on a plane and throws his luggage out as soon as he gets on the plane, why?"

"Wait, I want to think about it. Grunt quietly.

"Haha, I know! Neurotic! Because he's insane, right?"

"You're barely getting it right. Next question. Four people play mahjong, why did the police arrest five people?"

"There are routines, there are routines! Because the police don't know how to count!"

"Wrong!"

"Because there's another onlooker. ”

"Wrong"

"Ah, I know, because one of them is a girl, and she's pregnant. ”

"Congratulations........................... Wrong!"

"Oops, this question is too difficult, the routine is too deep, I don't know, I admit defeat. Tell me, what's the answer?"

"It's actually very simple, they are playing a person, and that person's name is Mahjong. ”

"Hahahaha, it's so fun, it's really fun. Brother, let me tell you, I haven't been so happy in more than 10,000 years. The old little master likes to quarrel with me the most, but .....................," said Coo, his voice dimmed.