With the excitement of meeting the beauty, Jin Ke took out a comb and dipped it in some water, pressed the chicken-like hair to the scalp, and squeezed it for a while, finally getting rid of the image of a migrant worker, in order to show his importance to this meeting, with the strength of wine, he plunged into the pile of clothes in the vest and pants in the cupboard, and turned out the black suit jacket that had been crumpled. This is the only suit he wears, and now he wears it to the video, hoping that the other party can understand the grandeur of his heart.

Looking at the messy pile of pants and undershirts in the house, it was too late to clean up, so he wittily found a slightly clean plaid sheet to hang behind his back, which can not only cover the messy bed but also create the effect of a popular literary and artistic warm man. Jin Ke is a cautious person, firmly believing that first sight is important, and in order to make sure that nothing goes wrong, he first turns on the selfie mode and rotates 360 degrees to determine the lighting effect and stage beauty.

The cowardly began to shake him, and Jin Ke's heart was horizontal: Just look at it, it's a big deal to be blacked out and then change to another cowardly.

When everything was ready, he held his breath and clicked on the video invitation sent by Xi Wei, who had been swiping the screen and shaking the screen.

“……？！”

He heard the sound of thunder rolling in the sky!

Looking at the black wind monster in the camera, Jin Ke was suddenly angry! Did Nima's current monsters use WeChat to find Tang Seng? What about trust between people? He struggled to cover his eyes to blackout the ugly woman who was smiling at him on the screen, because he didn't see the close button because he covered his eyes, and her words came to him: "Peerless good man, you are really the most handsome man I have ever seen tonight."

The voice is good, and the words are not rough.

The cowardly words made Jin Ke's hand shake for a moment, and the injury he received from Wen Shu finally calmed down, the so-called bosom friend is hard to find, he can't be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and it's not bad to be an ordinary friend, so he reluctantly covers his eyes and chats again.

In order to get a good night's sleep, Jinke simply put on sunglasses: "Are you just cowardly?" ”

"yes, handsome guy!"

Jin Ke shook his head: "You are too insincere. ”

He threw a frightening wink at him: "Handsome guy, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense!" ”

Jin Ke closed his eyes and silently thought in his heart: You are going to eat people!

Seeing the other party's bold style, he said angrily: "What are you talking about?" That's a shy and unnatural look, you touch your breasts, are you scared? Embarrassed? Embarrassed? ”

He picked up a handkerchief and covered his mouth and chuckled: "My name is written very clearly, it's just that you didn't pay attention to it, you can remove the two vertical hearts and take a look." ”

Jinke's language is not good, so he can only seriously remove the two vertical hearts on the paper: Chouni.

Jin Ke was shocked: "Ugly Ni??? ”

Laughing on the side: "Clear? I didn't lie to you, did I? ”

Jin Ke was furious: "Then what do you add to the heart!?" ”

"I don't think adding a vertical heart next to it seems to have a deep connotation and a long snack."

Jin Ke was speechless, he just felt that this WeChat water was too deep, and it was really not suitable for a simple person like him.

He sent roses again: "Handsome guy, let's meet, shall we?" ”

What the? Are you kidding?

Jin Ke was still thinking about how to refuse so as not to hurt her self-esteem, and he was already at the end of the place: "What do you like to eat?" Lu cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, sweet, spicy, salty? East of the city, west of the city, south of the city, north of the city? I'm OK! ”

Seeing that he was silent, he suddenly complained: "Did I do something wrong?" ”

"Nope."

"I'm annoying you?"

"No ......" looks can't be chosen, because this one hates her, and it doesn't seem very fair. Aside from her looks, she really doesn't have anything to be annoying about.

"You're busy?"

Jin Ke held his head: "...... Somewhat. ”

"You're a liar! Are you busy chatting with strangers? You're not honest! You don't want to come out because you judge people by their appearance! You're like any other man, you only see the outward and don't pay attention to the inside. ”

To be honest, Jin Ke hates others the most in his life for saying that he is the same as others. How could a man as special as him be like everyone else? In order to prove that he is a man who pays attention to his heart and is not superficial, Jin Ke slapped his thigh and made the second decision in his life: "Eat Sichuan food!" ”

As soon as Jin Ke woke up the next day, he heard that his mobile phone had been vibrating, he picked it up and looked at it, and a man named Qiang sent him dozens of messages, saying that he should not forget to eat Sichuan food today.

Jin Ke rubbed his hangover and sore head, and then remembered that his brain was dead and used WeChat to pick up girls last night. Jin Ke has always thought that men have to talk and count, and they can't release pigeons because they are ugly, so he sent a message on his mobile phone, saying that he would gather not far from the hotel, and the other party saw that he replied, and quickly replied to a message, and he had to come and pick him up together.

In order to prove that he is a good man, he is different from others, and he generously told him the address of his store.

I had a meal at five o'clock, and just after four o'clock in the afternoon, I stood at the entrance of the alley with a swagger.

Jin Ke underestimated the influence of the cowardly, she wore a fluffy black bat sleeve on her upper body, and deliberately painted makeup, but unfortunately she used too much force, Zhang Feimei was matched with a bloody mouth, and she was able to get rid of the brutalist buyer show. She was strong with a pair of bright and blind golden pants on her lower body, and she walked around the alley with two golden thick legs, which made people have to worry that her thin pants would be crushed at any time. There was also a pair of black flatform shoes under the golden legs, and from a distance, it was a heavyweight killer Matt with a murderous aura.

Jin Ke, who had seen a lot of scary scenes, was also dumbfounded, and just when he hesitated whether to release her pigeon, the mobile phone rang, and he shouted in a rough voice: "Dear, I saw you, if you don't come out, I'll go in." ”

Kiss...... Kiss? Still coming up? If you have something to say, don't come up!

In order not to arouse the onlookers of the villagers, Jinke quickly went out, closed the store and pulled her away.

Just out of the alley, the timidly shoelaces were loose, she bent down to tie her shoes, at this time she was meeting Sister Li, who had just come back from shopping, her eyes were not good, and she shouted to Jinke from afar: "Oh! Took the Tibetan mastiff out today? It's still black and gold, pure enough! ”

Jin Ke looked at the cowardice around him, afraid that the Tibetan mastiff would be mad, so he quickly took it away.

After walking on the road for half an hour with his head down as if he had committed something, Jinke finally sat down in a Sichuan restaurant with a hot business.

The reason why he chose this Sichuan restaurant called "Caoli Liang" is because his family's food is amazingly large and the price is frighteningly low. Although it takes three days to finish eating every time, it still can't stop Jinke from taking it there, and the so-called watching people cook is this truth.

The bald boss with yellow teeth and the smell of smoke greeted Jinke, a "loyal fan", and this year, there are probably not many people who can come to eat after pulling it out.

The bald boss saw the cowardice beside Jinke, and his shriveled mouth twitched a few times, only to find that the smoke was scared away. He took a sip of tea and was startled, before he walked out of the door to greet him, his eyes did not dare to look at him, only stared at Jinke.

The boss is a human spirit, although she is ugly, but there is one more guest, looking at her body twice as wide as Jinke, it should be no problem to sell a few more dishes. The bald boss greeted him with a smile, but his eyes looked into the distance through her: "Beauty, you are here for the first time, my brother will give you a 20% discount today, and the drink is free, you are not allowed to leave if you don't drink enough today!" ”

I was very happy to hear it, and pulled the boss who was dodging with his eyes: "My brother is so enthusiastic, we promise not to leave if we don't drink pee!" ”

The bald boss's mouth twitched twice: "This kid is really honest ......"

Jin Ke knocked on the table dissatisfied: "I usually come with a seven-fold discount, why is it an eight-fold discount today?" Besides, how can there be a free drink? Even you're a fan of me, boss, you're so bald. ”

The bald boss stared at Jinke and patiently reasoned with him: "One person is seven discounts, two people are eight discounts, and each person is four discounts on average, which is more cost-effective than one person, that's right!" ”

He was moved: "Brother, you are so good to us!" ”

Jinke's face was black, and he was about to go crazy, when the bald boss beckoned him to borrow a step to speak.

"I said brother, you have nothing to bring such a lethal weapon out, the stye on my eye just happened two days ago, I just looked at the big sister twice, and now I feel like I'm going to relapse again, this medicine is not cheap, 80% off is already a friendship price, don't bargain with me, it's a big deal to add some more to the amount of dishes, anyway, there are few customers these days, and the dishes are also rotten."

Jin Ke thought of the appearance of passers-by who couldn't avoid it along the way, his heart softened, and he didn't dare to open his eyes when he looked at the bald boss: "Okay, eight percent off is eight percent off, but after a while, you tell her that the dish is spicy, try to let her order a dish." ”

The bald boss was stunned, looked at me and then looked at me: "Although it's a little ugly, but the first time you took a girl out for dinner, a dish, it's not suitable, right?" ”

Jin Ke glared at him: "Aren't you a big dish?" ”

The bald boss was full of reluctance: "Then she wants more, and I can't stop it." ”

"It's okay, I'll ask her to order food in a while, and if she wants to ask me for my opinion, I'll say I don't like it, and you will recommend shredded potatoes when you arrive, and I'll pinch it next to me, and it's done." Boss, I am your frequent customer, and she is estimated to come here once in her life, and you will weigh it yourself. ”

The bald boss looked at him again and gritted his teeth: "Okay, brother listens to you!" ”

The two returned to the dinner table, and the bald boss pretended to hand over the menu.

"Brother, take a look at the recipe."

There are a total of ten dishes in this shop, and Jinke can recite the recipe with his eyes closed, and he still needs to read it? He pointed to the sneer: "You can show her what she likes to eat." ”

He took the oily cards and looked at them one by one, and then looked at Jinke with a flattering face: "Do you like to eat Mao Xuewang?" ”

Jin Ke picked up the greasy cup, chopsticks and bowl, scalded it with the boiling water that the little waiter had just served, and shook his head while scalding: "I don't like it." ”

"Do you like duck neck?"

"I don't like it."

"Do you like spicy chicken feet?"

"I don't like it."

He was silent for a moment, and suddenly slapped his thigh and grinned: "Great, I know that we have the right taste, and I don't like those chicken feet and duck neck leftovers." As she spoke, she waved her hand at the boss: "Boss, in addition to these three dishes, the other elbows, chicken legs, big five flowers or something, all have five plates each!" ”

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