The cold is not good.,The head is dizzy.,I'll put a new article today.,I believe most of the friends here are reading it for the first time.。 Tomorrow will be presented the third season and chapter 42 of "The Strange History of Xuankun", so stay tuned!

This article is more nonsensical, but maybe it's just fun, it's up to you to like it! In the future, some of the characters in "Different History" may follow some clues in this extraordinary, or they may be very different and far from each other, so let them "brothers" and a group of gods adapt to the situation! Haha~~

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(In Chapter 41 of the second season, "Leaving the People", it is said that Su Chengke finally knew that Chi Yan had stolen the appearance of the god of the underworld, and he got along with him all the way.) ）

Su Chengke: "I hate you, rapist, you go to die!"

Chi Yan: "Lady, I have bullied you in the other day, and I want everyone to die together!"

Su Chengke: "He didn't bully me, he deceived me!"

Chi Yan: "What's the difference?"

Su Chengke: "Of course there is! Being bullied by Dick Si and being deceived by Gao Fu Shuai is like crying on a bicycle and crying on a BMW!"

Chi Yan: "We are also rich and handsome... ”

Su Chengke: "Your father and mother are dead, the official title is abolished, the land is confiscated, and the face is ruined!

(After speaking, he turned to the strange sky): "Brother Yan... "

Chi Yan: "Listen, what your heart is calling for is still me!"

Kuang Yitian (stepped forward and hugged Su Chengke's shoulder): "What nonsense? Mo Yan is my screen name, your name is Chi Yan, with different homophones." Dick silk delusional counterattack on Gao Fu Shuai?

Chi Yan: "Now, I have to tell the truth... Actually, my own father is none other than the Emperor of the Dynasty---- Xin Tianquan!"

Strange Days: "Empty Words!"

Chi Yan: "Actually, you and I are still half-brothers. "

Strange Days: ". . . Fork your sister's bloody screenwriter!"

Chi Yan: "Actually... My mother was not swallowed by the god of death, but by your mother!"

Kuang Yitian: "Goof, right? My mother is a vegetarian. "

Chi Yan: "My mother is a plant god!"

Kuang Yitian: "Isn't your mother a god of beauty?"

Chi Yan: "Say you're uneducated, don't their beauty gods in the Western Regions like to incarnate as plants the most? What olive branches, laurel trees... "

Kuang Yitian: "Oh no, my mother loves dragon fruit!"

Chi Yan: "My mother loves to wear red clothes, and when the weather is hot, she loves to take off her skirt and run away. "

Kuang Yitian: "Could it be that the dragon fruit tree on the bank of the Rhine was changed by your mother that day??"

Chi Yan: "That day, my mother was chilling by the river, and then your mother came." "

Kuang Yitian: "What's the matter with the god of death?"

Chi Yan: "That day coincided with the god of death going to the river to wash his feet... ”

Kuang Yitian: "It turns out that the god of death was wronged! The person who killed your mother and the god of beauty was not him at all!"

Chi Yan and Kuang Yitian (in unison): "The god of death is lying down!"

Chi Yan: "I can't complain that people are so angry! I also specially found a little girl to inherit the essence of the gods and avenge him!"

Strange Days: ". . . I'm going to inform Mu Yinchuan and tell him that not only his apprentice Rui Silkworm Ji is wronged, but even the God of Death is wronged!"

Chi Yan: "It's useless, my third brother has forged a new hatred, and slashed Rui Silkworm Ji, Rui Silkworm Ji has been upgraded from the god of death to the head of the six evil gods because of love, and has turned into a powerful god, and is busy cleaning and demolishing the entire fairy world at this time." ”

Strange Days: ". . . This undisciplined screenwriter . . . . ”

Chi Yan: "I heard that the editor-in-chief is a guy with a different mouth, why don't we join forces to find out where he is going in the next chapter?"

Kuang Yitian: "It's okay!"

The two gods came to No. 8888, Guangqing Tianwu Jie Trough Avenue, only to see that there is a towering mountain here, the mountain wall is written "sacrificial mountain" three golden real characters, and there is a huge palace with a strange shape hanging high on the top of the mountain.

Kuang Yitian (nodded again and again): "This different historian is a sincere person. ”

As soon as the two of them were about to step into the hall, they heard a loud sound of smashing the wall and hitting the ground in the inner hall, and a person rushed out of the corridor of the hall, holding a large red book and covering his head and shouting:

"Why, what, I said stop fighting, don't fight! If you want to enter a different history, you must respect the direction of the story!! You must be professional, professional!!"

Five beautiful girls with beautiful faces and talents chased them out, each holding a weapon in their hands, they all stepped forward to catch this person and cut it, and the person holding the book covered his head and broke through with all his might, and the book in his hand was thick and of good quality, and he suffered a lot of Shenwu for him.

The book-hugging person rushed all the way to the side of the two gods, and Chi Yan and Kuang Yitian hurriedly followed forward left and right:

"Your Excellency is a different historian, right?"

The book holder: "What's the matter? You two big men actually came to ask me for a role?!"

Kuang Yitian (frowning): "Ben Cao is the second male, do you treat me as the second male?"

Chi Yan (angry): "The whole book is one hundred and fifty ~ ~ two million words, have you ever heard of the second male who eats bento in the second season??"

The person holding the book (holding the glasses): "Isn't this an intermission... It's going to come out in a while.,Yan Cao is calm.,Calm.。。。 ”

The three of them were running, and four magnificent goddesses and a majestic goddess descended in front of them.

Among the crowd, the stunning goddess of Shui Lan Cao raised a golden Buddha sword and pointed at the person holding the book: "Strange historian, you promised to give me the most perfect marriage!

Alien Historian: "Niangniang, listen to me, don't blame me, I'm just a Alien Historian... Your marriage is targeted by force majeure, what can I do... ”

The silver-clad girl Divine Arrow stepped forward and said angrily: "What about me?!You promised to make me the most potential god of the Nine Realms! Why do I now have to run at both ends of the Death God Temple and the Tianshan Mountains Palace every day?"

The different historian (sad face): "Your master's in-situ resurrection cycle has become more and more frequent recently, from devouring the immortal god once a week to eating it every day, isn't it for the sake of the harmony of the two worlds of immortals and gods, so that you can pay attention to the heavens on the first, third, and fifth days, and go to the Tianshan Mountains to mediate on the second, fourth, and sixth days... You also know that since you no longer love your master, there is a song that sings well, 'It's up to you, love each other is nothing but acting', and cultivating the gods also includes cultivating the mind! Stabilizing Mu Yinchuan is something that only you can do, aren't you the most potential god in the Nine Realms, huh?"

When the air and water flashed red, a beautiful and cheerful girl god took two steps forward, raised her head and pointed to the sky, and said in a quiet voice: "Brother Alien Historian, you promised to make me the most favored goddess in the Nine Realms... But why is the spare tire that has surrounded me so far not old (the head of the benevolent god Yu Changgong appeared in the sky),

is short-lived (showing the head of the immortal god with a child),

It's not just incomprehensible (the god of mercy Wen Liangjue and the god of grace Qianqiu are drawing wine and guessing in the sky, 'three threes, nine nines', blushing and shouting),

There is also a long-term psychological autism (the god of luck appeared on the canopy - the figure of watching the light and extinguish from afar, he lowered his head and walked two steps on the clouds, stopped one step, and kept talking to himself:

'Which will come first, tomorrow or the unexpected?' is a question worth considering. How to distribute the power of luck evenly among everyone? Isn't there no such thing as "luck"? This is a question worth pondering. ’”

The different historian (pulled through the dark sky and pushed it to the girl): "How about this? The teeth, face, body, and quality are all good!

The delightful girl was stunned and hugged the god of the sun, the two looked at each other, both stunned, and each other's eyes were glued together like cloud glue.

The different historian gradually settled three of the five women, and just as he was about to catch his breath, he saw the only female fairy pop out of the crowd.

This time it was the turn of the different historian to get angry: "Auntie, what are you making a fuss about? You insisted on entering the different history from the beginning, hey!"

Bai Yu raised his hand and said, "No, no, no! I just want to tell you... Because you don't have to worry about a lot of debts, I decided that the seven Kunlun chicken thighs you owe me don't have to be repaid!"

The Alien Historian (with round eyes, incredulous): "What?!Kunlun chicken leg is something I owe you or do you owe me??"

Bai Yi (touching his head and turning around): "Which of us is with whom, you're welcome!"

The different historian was about to step forward to explain clearly, just when a girl in a gold pink pleated skirt angrily pushed away everyone, pulled his tie closer, and said:

"DIFFERENT BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT EDUCATED! MY FIANCÉ'S [餉] GOD'S [餉] CHARACTER CAN'T BE TYPED ON THE IPHONE AT ALL! A DIGNIFIED MALE GOD CAN'T EVEN TYPE THE CAO NUMBER!!!HOW DO YOU TYPE IT EVERY TIME?!

Alien Historian (wry smile): "This... Maybe because I'm from the Uranus Nebula star XD-730 in the constellation Dacailang, the font is more advanced than you... ”

Seeing that their Nine Realms were despised by aliens, the goddesses were furious and wanted to come forward to besiege them.

"I was wrong, I was wrong! The Nine Realms of Qiankun are your sovereign territory! Any form of cultural superiority outside the realm cannot be tolerated, I know it!"

Chi Yan (Lala Strange Days): "Hey, let's talk about it, let's ask the different historian for the outline of the next chapter, do you still remember the business?"

Kuang Yitian (without looking at him): "Ake is still with you! ”

(Xiao Yingying holds the little hand of the newly acquainted Yue Shen Qianqing): "Girl, I'll take you to the Divine Soldier Heaven to watch the forging process of Qiankun Steel, it's very interesting, okay?"

Yue Shen Qianqing (blushing): "Hmm!"

Su Chengke (stunned, stomped his feet, and turned into a golden feather and flew into the sky)

"Ake, Ake!" (Chi Yan shouted in unison, transforming into a tall sky kite and chasing after the clouds.) ）

Everyone walked and scattered, and the different historian stood up straight from the ground, twisted his neck, and loosened his muscles:

"Alas, these people are so careful, because the discipline is too heavy... It seems that my mad temple has to pave two more layers of passers-by bricks, so that people with discipline will not be able to climb up~~~"

(fromThe first fantasy god and Buddha subversion masterpiece in history: >, the novel network subverts the live broadcast hall, and the nine realms are released!)