Chapter 15: You Can Be Cheaper

After the four of them were full of food and drink, the meat of the big wild boar was also cleaned up by the old demon of Montenegro. It took about 600 catties of jerky to dismantle, enough for four people to eat for several months.

Ying Ziyu still looked at the remaining pig bones, in addition to shock, her heart was more strange, so she asked: "Why is the wild boar here bigger than the one I have encountered in hunting before?" Is it because of the different geography? But this size gap is too exaggerated! ”

With a bruise on his face that was beaten out by Li Yuebai, the old demon of Montenegro explained while putting the wild boar meat into his Qiankun bag: "My son, this is not an ordinary wild boar. This guy has three hundred years of cultivation and has become a fine, so the meat will be so fragrant and delicious. ”

This sentence made Ying Ziyu feel nauseous, even the meat that she had just eaten was now stuck in her throat, she couldn't spit it out, she couldn't swallow it, and she couldn't swallow it, not to mention how ugly her face was.

The old demon of Montenegro only cared about pretending to be meat, and he didn't notice Ying Ziyu's face at all, and he still said what was the difference between the meat of the spirit and the meat of ordinary beasts.

It was Long Er, who was usually stupid and stupid, but at this moment, he first saw that Ying Ziyu's face was wrong, and asked with concern and anxiety:

"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you? Did you eat the wrong thing and feel unwell? ”

Ying Ziyu was so disgusted that she couldn't speak, so she had to wave her hand to show that she was okay. But I still can't help but turn the river and the sea in my belly! The thought of eating a goblin just now made his stomach twitch uncontrollably.

Li Yuebai handed Ying Ziyu a bag of water in a timely manner, and Ying Ziyu took a sip, which made her feel much better.

Seeing that Ying Ziyu's face was pale and ugly, Li Yuebai was not comforted, but asked with a chuckle: "Childe heard that he just ate the meat of monsters, so he felt a lot in his heart, right?" ”

Ying Ziyu nodded weakly and said depressedly: "When I think of those spirits being like Ryuji and Yushu Linfeng, and being able to transform into human form, I feel like I have eaten human flesh, and I can't accept it in my heart no matter what." ”

Hearing this, Li Yuebai couldn't help laughing and said, "If that's the case, then the son is really worried." ”

Li Yuebai's words made Ying Ziyu a little confused, so didn't Li Yuebai think so?

Knowing that Ying Ziyu was incomprehensible for a while, Li Yuebai didn't wait for Ying Ziyu to ask, so she continued to explain: "In fact, that spirit with shallow cultivation is not much different from ordinary prey in the eyes of humans, but it is larger than ordinary beasts, and its meat is more delicious. Childe may have read "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", right? That's a recipe for the Demon Beast Eating Encyclopedia. Speaking of this, Li Yuebai couldn't help but smile and said:

"Maybe Childe ate the meat of a youkai without knowing it before. Childe knows better than me and other grass people that there are never rare treasures in the palace, and there is no shortage of wild game. ”

Ying Ziyu still couldn't believe Li Yuebai's words, and said: "But this prince is in the palace, and he has never heard of anyone paying tribute to the meat of spirits. ”

Li Yuebai looked at Ying Ziyu like an idiot, her eyebrows were slightly raised, and the corners of her mouth smiled: "That's because those people don't regard those spirits that can't turn into human forms as monsters at all, even if they are on the tribute list, they will only say that they are the meat of rare beasts." Besides, a spirit that can transform into a human form can't be caught by just a mortal. ”

"Is that so?" Ying Ziyu was still a little confused, but the nausea in her heart had weakened a lot, especially when she heard Li Yuebai talk about "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", she felt that what he said made sense.

"Hmm." Li Yuebai nodded and said, "Actually, not only do humans not take those spirits seriously, even in the demon clan, the spirits who are not well cultivated are just food in other people's mouths, and the law of this world is the law of this world." If Childe wants to become a master, he must get used to this law, and the simple kindness of a woman will sooner or later push himself into a desperate situation. ”

Ying Ziyu thought seriously about Li Yuebai's words, and looked at Li Yuebai with a scrutinizing expression. He suddenly felt that Li Yuebai's words seemed to contain some deep meaning, not just to tell himself that this meat was actually very ordinary, not as terrifying as he thought.

Could it be that he is reminding me that when I end up with my eldest brother in the future, I must make the so-called right choice? Ying Ziyu thought to herself.

By noon, the four had walked less than one-twentieth of the entire forest.

The forests of the plains are unusually cold in the morning and evening. But at noon, when the sun rises, it is hot and humid, and even the air seems to be coated with glue, revealing a thick stickiness, which makes people very uncomfortable.

The old demon of Montenegro is a tree demon, and the place where he lived before is indeed not much better than here, so the current environment does not have much impact on him at all.

It was Ying Ziyu who deeply realized at this moment that life in the forest was not as comfortable and beautiful as he thought. What else is far away from the world and living a leisurely life in seclusion in the mountains and forests? He only now realized how stupid his thoughts were when he first entered the forest!

But fortunately, there is still a dragon two by Ying Ziyu's side. Dragon Er is a dragon, or a true dragon with 200,000 years of cultivation, such a difficult environment is not a big problem for him at all. Moreover, Long Er is stupid, but if you want to say that you hurt your daughter-in-law, you are a little smarter than anyone else.

Ryuuji, who didn't feel any discomfort, saw his daughter-in-law fanning her sleeves in annoyance and just trying to cool herself, so she empathetically summoned a cool mist to surround the two of them. In an instant, Ying Ziyu felt that the air around him was not so stuffy, and even the annoying stickiness was replaced by refreshment, and at this moment he was full of energy and relaxed!

Seeing that Ying Ziyu didn't seem to be so bored, Long Er said flatteringly: "Daughter-in-law, are you comfortable now?" ”

Ying Ziyu nodded, and her mood was much better. He even thought that in fact, it was good for Ryuuji to stay by his side, at least in the summer, it could also play a role in refuting the heat and enjoying the coolness, which was much more effective than ice cubes!

However, as soon as this thought was born, Ying Ziyu quickly shook her head, hurriedly threw such a dangerous thought out of her mind, and secretly reminded herself: No, you can't think like this! I must be strong-willed, and I can't be easily captured by his little trick! But......

But after a long time, Ying Ziyu looked at Long Er who was smirking beside him, and finally, he sighed with a slightly strange expression.

Before entering this forest, the old demon of Montenegro and Li Yuebai were on the top of the mountain, and they had already memorized the general appearance of the entire forest in their minds. The big-hearted Ryuuji has always cared about this, not to mention that there is an old demon from the Black Mountain who is there, and he doesn't need to remember the route so clearly, so he followed everyone in a daze.

When she was on the top of the mountain, Ying Ziyu also deliberately noted the trend of the forest. However, when he actually entered the forest, he realized that remembering those movements on the top of the mountain was basically useless.

This forest trail takes three steps and one turn, and five steps and one turn. It won't take long to walk, and you won't be able to distinguish between southeast and northwest. Therefore, from time to time, it is necessary to adjust the direction of travel by the position of the sun. In places where the sun is not visible, you have to climb to the top of the tree to find the right position.

Finally, the old demon of Montenegro really couldn't stand such a toss. He could stand the hot and sticky air, and the cramped and difficult paths were not a problem. But what makes him most uncomfortable is that he flies into the sky from time to time to explore the way, and from time to time climbs the tree to observe the direction.

Although he is a monster, he is happy to fly in the sky all the time, because flying in the sky can also blow a small wind. He is happier to walk leisurely on the ground, because walking on the ground does not require the consumption of spiritual energy. But let him take off and land like this, even the machine will be torn and broken! When a monster takes off and lands, it consumes hundreds of times more spiritual power than it consumes when it keeps flying in the sky!

What's more, due to Li Yuebai's obscenity, he didn't dare to let Li Yuebai do it for him. Although Long Er is stupid, he is also a real dragon, and he can't do without his daughter-in-law for another step, and the old demon of Montenegro can't count on Long Er to help him. As for that Ying Ziyu, a weak boy who can't pick his shoulders and can't lift his hands, and Long Er is protecting him, he doesn't dare to call it.

Therefore, all the dirty work is tiring, only the old demon of Montenegro can do it, and he can only do it!

"I don't know who this is tossing!" The old demon of Montenegro scolded secretly.

Li Yuebai sneered and said, "You deserve it, you found an elf earlier and asked him to lead the way for you, why do you have to suffer such a toss?" Although these words are yin and yang, they directly poke at the IQ of the old demon of Montenegro, but it can be regarded as making the old demon of Montenegro enlightened!

Maybe it's because the old demon of Montenegro is thick-skinned enough, or maybe he is used to being ridiculed by Li Yuebai. I saw that he looked suddenly enlightened, patted his head, and at the same time did not forget to pat Li Yuebai's fart and said:

"The king is really the king, he is really smart, why didn't I come up with such a wonderful method! It must have been with Ryuuji for a long time, and he was infected! As he spoke, he also glanced at the stupid Ryuuji, and then affirmed: "Well, it must be like this!" It seems that fools are contagious too! ”

Li Yuebai looked at the dog-legged look, and also dumped his low IQ on the old demon of the Black Mountain to others, sneered, and said: "You have a wooden head yourself, and you blame others for infecting you, it's really pitiful to be your friend!" ”

"Hey...... Look, you can't be pitied, the little one has to saddle up and serve you. The old demon of Montenegro hurriedly smiled flatteringly.

Li Yuebai didn't eat him, but asked faintly in a charming voice: "Am I your friend?" ”

As soon as he heard this, a layer of cold sweat broke out on the back of the old demon of Montenegro, and he hurriedly said: "How can you be my ordinary friend!" You are my master and my king! King, occasionally spoil others~"

In the face of such a shameless old demon of Montenegro, Li Yuebai replied with a faint smile, then lightly opened her thin lips, and only said softly: "Why are you no longer cheap?" The old demon of Montenegro immediately changed his appearance, rubbed Li Yuebai's arm back and forth, and shouted in a delicate voice:

"The king~ You see the slave family like this, is it cheap enough?" At the same time, he secretly said with great revenge in his heart: If you let me be cheaper, I will be so cheap that you vomit! Look who's disgusting!

The appearance of the old demon of Montenegro made Ying Ziyu endure it again and again before she resisted the urge to go up and beat him. Even a fool like Ryuuji wants to set fire to his ass. But Li Yuebai seemed to be invulnerable, still with a faint smile that did not change everywhere, and her voice was quite cold, and she said leisurely:

"I don't mind, one more coat made of acacia bark."

"Hey~ King, didn't you make the family cheaper? People are according to the king's wishes! King~ How can you do this to others! As he spoke, the old demon of Montenegro was still like a girl's family, wiping away the tears that didn't exist!

At this moment, Li Yuebai still had a personable and extremely elegant smile on her face, but there was already a flickering demon suppression talisman in her hand.

There was still a crackling electric light around the demon talisman in the town, and the old demon of Montenegro was frightened for a while, and immediately put away his appearance, and said angrily: "King, I was just joking with you just now, don't be angry, I'll go to work!" ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly ran to the front and evoked the elves in the forest.

At this time, Li Yuebai also put away the demon suppression talisman, looked at the old demon of Black Mountain faintly, and snorted coldly: "It's really three days without hitting the house and revealing the tiles." ”