Chapter 3: Master, Something Wrong
Zhang's house, backyard.
A beautiful young woman wearing a lilac satin printed palace dress, a jeweled hairpin decorated with 3,000 green silks, and a charming and moving face hugged Zhang Shang in her arms. Her beautiful eyes looked at her carefully, and her face was full of regret and annoyance: "Baby, let my mother see if that old thing has hurt you." ”
Zhang Shang was embarrassed in his heart, and he was powerless to complain.
Mother, I'm seventeen years old, okay, can't we not shout that shameful title?
Baby, emmmm......
Zhang Shang lived for more than forty years, so it was naturally impossible to accept the title of this shame explosion. It's just that he thought of the results of the previous resistance, decisively dismissed the idea of protesting, showed a pure smile, and said, "Mother." ”
In recent years, he has become famous, and the Zhang family, who is known as the God of Wealth in the Northland, covered his red ears and secretly looked at Zhang Shang who was being looked at by Wang Xiaoman with a nervous face, with a fierce look in his eyes.
Little rabbit cub, I dared to pit you just now!
Zhang had a secret hatred in his heart, and made up his mind to find a chance to make him look good in the future. He interrupted Zhang Shang's words, and said with a face full of grievances: "Madam, I misunderstood." This little rabbit runs faster than a rabbit, I, even if I want to chase, I can't catch up! ”
Master Zhang straightened his round belly, and the grievances on his face were even heavier.
This kid obviously didn't practice martial arts, so how could he run so neatly. Although Lao Tzu is not a master, he is also a martial artist in the body forging realm anyway, and he can't catch up with an ordinary person who has not practiced martial arts, which is really emmmm.....
Wang Xiaoman glanced at him, rolled his eyes angrily, and snorted, "You are embarrassed to say it." ”
The head of the Zhang family ignored Wang Xiaoman's dissatisfaction and flattered: "Madam, this little rabbit cub is really too annoying." One thousand taels, one thousand taels of silver, that's all!? ”
When the master of the Zhang family said one thousand taels of silver, his face was full of pain, and the fingers pointing at Zhang Shang trembled slightly.
Oh my money!
Wang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows slightly, and said angrily: "Zhang Shanli, what do you mean." Didn't the baby just spend a thousand taels, and our Zhang family lacked this thousand taels? The tiger father still doesn't eat his son, you are so ruthless, you want to break the baby's leg for a thousand taels. If it weren't for the baby, the Zhang family's family business could have multiplied several times in just two years, and you could have the title of the God of Wealth in the North.
Woo, Zhang Shanli, my mother can see through you today. You just see that our mother and son are not pleasing to the eye, and you want to drive us away, and then marry that vixen. Baby, our mother and daughter are so miserable! ”
Wang Xiaoman hid his face and sobbed, his delicate face was full of grievances, and the corners of his eyes were filled with crystal tears. She lowered her head and winked at Zhang Shang who was held in her arms, and there was a hint of smugness in it. It's like saying, how is the old lady's acting skills, and the baby is not coming to praise the mother.
Zhang Shang was speechless and rolled his eyes weakly.
An ordinary family of four will not spend more than five taels of silver a year, which is enough to imagine the value of a thousand taels of silver. And this is enough wealth to make people crazy, and it has become a dispensable number in Wang Xiaoman's mouth.
The ancients said that loving mothers have many defeated children, they really don't deceive me!
I like it, though!
Zhang Shang was happy in his heart, and naturally he would not be unable to get by. He understood Wang Xiaoman's meaning in seconds, and immediately launched the grievance mode: "Woo, mother, my father doesn't want us anymore, let's go." Go to Shizu, go anywhere. I..."
"You, you!" Zhang Shanli looked at the aggrieved appearance of the two, and his face turned red with anger. He pointed at the two of them tremblingly, unable to utter a finished word because he was angry.
Obviously, the most aggrieved thing is whether I am good or not!
Zhang Shanli was depressed in his heart, but when he thought of Zhang Shang's words, he couldn't help but shudder.
If he let his wife run back to her parents' house in a huff, she would not be beaten to death by her mother-in-law. The women of the Yin sect have never been reasonable, but they can't just be so cheap for that rabbit cub.
Zhang Shanli's thoughts moved slightly, and he already had an idea.
The anger on his face disappeared, and he shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, okay." Don't pretend to be for me, the 1,000 taels are reserved for my wife to buy jewelry. Since Madame has said so, this matter is over. ”
"Wait, what do you say! That's the money left for the old lady to buy jewelry! ”
Wang Xiaoman's aggrieved look disappeared in an instant, and he shouted with an unkind face. The tears in the corners of her eyes have not yet been erased, and with the angry look, it looks particularly weird.
Zhang Shanli glanced at Zhang Shang quietly, with a hint of smugness, and explained: "It's not that Mrs. Grandma's birthday is coming soon, and the husband wants to choose a set of jewelry for Mrs. as a congratulatory gift." ”
Zhang Shanli said, looking at Zhang Shang with a more gentle gaze.
Stinky boy, you want to fight with Lao Tzu just because of your Taoism, your mother's biggest hobby in this life is to buy jewelry.
A thousand taels of jewelry, hehe.
Zhang Shanli thought of some unpleasant memories, showed a look of horror, and shivered. Then, he looked at Zhang Shang with more and more smug eyes.
Bunny, you're ready for mixed doubles!
Wang Xiaoman didn't wait for Zhang Shanli to finish speaking, his slightly foxy eyes were slightly raised, he looked at Zhang Shang full of danger, and said with a smile: "Baby, you are really naughty, and the money for your mother's jewelry is also messing around." Don't do this next time, otherwise, my mother will be angry! ”
Zhang Shanli secretly rubbed his hands, and was about to have a passionate two-person mixed doubles, but he didn't expect Wang Xiaoman to be able to do it. He looked at Wang Xiaoman dumbfounded, and inexplicably felt that his wife had been dropped.
Zhang Shanli was stunned for a moment, and said hurriedly: "Madam, that's a thousand taels of silver jewelry." ”
Wang Xiaoman snorted disdainfully: "A thousand taels of silver jewelry is important to have my baby." ”
Zhang Shanli wants to cry without tears: emmmmm......
I just forgot to buy you a piece of jewelry for ten taels of silver, so I was driven to the study and slept for a month. Why does the son ...... Obviously they are all people, why is the gap so big!
Seeing this, Zhang Shang replied to Zhang Shanli with a pure smile that showed eight white teeth, and said with a smile: "Shang'er also knows that it is her mother's birthday recently, so she specially prepared a special gift, a blessing birthday note written by 10,000 people. ”
"A blessing and birthday sticker written by 10,000 people!" Wang Xiaoman and Zhang Shanli were shocked when they heard this, and they both exclaimed with dementia on their faces.
In this world, I have only heard that the umbrella of the people is sent to the capable ministers, how have I ever seen the blessing of the birthday stickers written by 10,000 people, even if it is the birthday of the saint today, there is no such thing.
It's not that it's hard, it's that no one has ever done it.
After all, those who have the ability to do it are embarrassed to do it, otherwise they will be criticized for selling their reputation. People who don't have the ability to do it, and they don't dare to force others to write blessing posts, who knows how others scolded them at the time, wouldn't it be a shame to get it wrong?
After Wang Xiaoman was stunned, her charming face was as red as a rose, and she hugged Zhang Shang excitedly, rubbed it on his face, and said excitedly: "The baby is so good, my mother didn't hurt you in vain." ”
Who doesn't value fame and fortune?
Confucius has traveled the world for decades for an official and a half-job, not to mention ordinary people who have been immersed in red dust all their lives.
A blessing and longevity sticker written by 10,000 people not only represents Zhang Shang's heart, but also is an incomparable gift. With a little operation, this matter is enough to be portrayed as a model of filial piety that educates the world, and leaves a mark in history. Even if it is only an insignificant stroke, for Wang Xiaoman, who was born as a child of the rivers and lakes, there is no resistance at all!
Zhang Shanli is a businessman, and he is a shrewd businessman, and he quickly sniffed out the meaning.
His face was full of sourness, and he snorted: "The stinky boy is capable, and he has the ability to make a blessing sticker written by 10,000 people, so he won't buy it with that thousand taels of silver, right?" ”
Zhang Shang struggled to break free from Wang Xiaoman's arms, and was extremely helpless for the excited mother. He saw his father's unhappy face and smiled proudly: "If you have money, you can do whatever you want." However, even if it is bought, it is better than gold and silver jewelry. How can a mere vulgar thing be worthy of a mother? ”
Wang Xiaoman thought of the unprecedented 10,000 people writing blessing posts, no matter how he looked at Zhang Shang, he felt cute. Hearing his words at this time, he nodded approvingly, and then squinted at Zhang Shanli and hummed: "Vulgar, the concubine is that kind of vulgar person?" ”
Zhang Shanli almost laughed out loud.
Aren't you a vulgar person!
At this moment, a hurried voice suddenly sounded outside the courtyard wall: "Master, master, something is wrong!" Chongyang real feather has soared! ”