Chapter 188: Many people are not to blame

"Ever heard of the orientation?"

"What?" Huge Hai looked at Tianyou with some unresponsiveness, completely unaware of what he was talking about. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Tianyou smiled bitterly, and said as he walked to the side of the bed to pick up the Emperor Dao Sword: "It's nothing, don't care, I just thought of some things from before." By the way, there shouldn't be any danger here, you go ahead and clean up the house, I'll go and take a look at them. ”

Only then did Dang Hai react and said: "Yes, go quickly, they may also hide some snakes, insects, rats and ants over there, and it is very dangerous to be bitten." ”

Tianyou, who made a sigh, walked to the side of the bed and held the edge of the bed with one hand, and bent down to pull out the Emperor Sword embedded in the ground, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, the Emperor Sword that was originally embedded in the ground suddenly stepped back by itself, and directly sent the hilt to his palm.

Tianyou, who was stunned for a moment, still grasped the hilt of the sword, and after a little hesitation, he lifted it up forcefully, originally thinking that it would be embedded so deeply, and it might take some effort to pull it out, but he didn't expect it to be light after starting. The Emperor Sword seemed to be not embedded in the ground, but inserted in the water, and Tianyou, who used too much force, almost split the bed of the huge sea.

Tianyou, who was a little surprised, stood up and looked at the Emperor Sword in his hand again, and couldn't figure out what these changes meant for a while, Tianyou, who didn't continue to think about it, but put the sword into the sheath and said hello to the huge sea, and went straight to the residence of Guan Qingye and the others.

Tianyou didn't delay much time as soon as possible, but he was still a step late, and as soon as he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, he heard a sound of chaos inside.

"What's wrong with you?"

Tianyou, who entered the courtyard, found that everyone was in the courtyard, and several people were still lying on the ground and seemed to have fainted.

"God forbid. Seeing Tianyou's appearance, Guan Qingye immediately grabbed him in surprise and said, "Quick, come with me to help, I'm afraid that Dashan alone is in danger." ”

After hearing Guan Qingye's words, Tianyou noticed that Dashan was not in the courtyard, and then heard the sound of tables and chairs toppling over from the room on the left.

Without asking for details or greeting Guan Qingye, Tianyou turned around and rushed into the room. After a pause in the hall, he immediately confirmed that the voice was coming from the left, turned around and rushed in.

Dashan was the only one in the house, and he was still holding a wooden stick in his hand, which should have been part of a certain home before looking at the style. Dashan, who heard the footsteps behind him, glanced sideways, and immediately showed a happy expression, but quickly calmed down and reminded: "Be careful, there is a big snake in the house, and several people have been bitten." ”

"I know. Tianyou has already pulled out the Emperor Dao Sword, and he is still holding the scabbard in his left hand and using it as a blocking weapon.

"You know?" Dashan was not stupid, and reacted immediately. "You have that too?"

"Two. ”

"Are you alright?"

"It's fine. Tianyou, who agreed, suddenly realized that something was wrong. "Wait, you only have one here?"

"Yes, what's ......" Before Dashan finished asking, he saw the side wardrobe door suddenly pop open, and a spotted poisonous snake flew out and instantly bit Dashan.

The mountain, which had already been on full alert, swung a wooden stick and slammed it on the snake's head like a baseball, making a muffled thud. The hardness of the rosewood furniture is quite good, and the force is definitely not light, but at this moment, a poisonous snake suddenly fell from the beam of the house again, and bit down at the mountain that had not fully balanced the strength of the mountain with a blow.

"Squat. Tianyou was not slow to react, and rushed forward while reminding, and the Emperor Dao Sword in his hand suddenly came sideways halfway, not using the blade, but slapping the poisonous snake with the spine of the sword.

There were two thuds, almost in no particular order, and both vipers were smashed against the wall and bounced back to the ground. Tianyou and Dashan almost made the same move, went up and pinched the snake's tail and lifted it up, threw it in the air and threw it half a circle and smashed it on the ground, and the poisonous snake, which was already a little dizzy, completely fainted now. Both of them skillfully went up and stepped on the snake's head, and then reached out to pinch the back of the snake's head, not with their fingertips, but with their fingers, and clamped the snake's head with the first joint of their fingers.

"Such a big viper, we can sell it for a lot of silver. "It's quite fun to mention the mountain of poisonous snakes.

Tianyou carried the poisonous snake and said with a smile: "You are not a hunter in the mountains now, and you still want to sell silver? ”

Hearing this, Dashan suddenly remembered the other people outside, and hurriedly shouted while running out: "By the way, many people have been bitten, and snake gall can temporarily suppress the poison." ”

Tianyou also just remembered, and ran out.

Tianyou and Dashan, who originally thought that the situation was urgent, ran out and found that everyone outside did not seem to be nervous at all, but when they looked left and right, they found that there were handymen from the mountain who had arrived at the scene.

"There are so many poisonous snakes here, you should have a reserve of herbs to restrain snake venom, right?" Seeing the two handymen present, Dashan immediately asked.

Before the handyman could reply, the huge sea next to him walked over first and said with a wry smile: "Don't worry, they're fine." This is a joke made by the brothers. ”

"Jokes?"

Dashan obviously couldn't react, how could this life-threatening poisonous snake become a joke. Is there such a joke?

The handyman next to him replied at this time: "This senior brother, this is really a joke. Every year, the new formal disciples will be brought to do this by the senior brothers in front of them. ”

"But the viper ......"

"Those poisonous snakes are all medicine snakes, raised in a special way, there are no toxins in the body, only anesthetic, and the bite is only a few hours of sleep, there is no danger. ”

When Dashan heard this, he pointed to the row of people lying on the ground in surprise and asked, "So they ...... Just asleep?"

“......”

Although the handyman didn't explain again, Dashan had already understood the situation, because Qian Ming on the ground turned over by himself, with a satisfied smile on his face, and he didn't know what he dreamed of.

Next, everyone worked together to carry all the bitten people back to their respective rooms, during which Tianyou inquired in detail about the efficacy and characteristics of the medicine snake, and took action to clean up the remaining medicine snakes.

These senior brothers are dark enough, and the poisonous snakes are not two in each courtyard, but one per person, arranged according to the head, and directly put into each person's room.

It is said that according to the rules, every year a person who successfully solves the medicine snake and does not fall asleep from the bite will be rewarded with the medicine snake in his room. The venom of this medicine snake is a powerful intoxicating agent, but they are not bred to make anesthetic, but exist as a tonic. It is said that the snake blood of this medicine snake has the effect of strengthening the body, and the snake meat is also supremely delicious.

The medicine snakes put by the senior brothers were not raised by themselves, but were purchased with sect contribution points. If the younger brothers and sisters who have been rectified fail to get the medicine snake, the medicine snake will be enjoyed by themselves, and only those who successfully kill or capture the medicine snake will receive the medicine snake as a reward.

According to the miscellaneous servants, it is not uncommon for disciples to successfully get the medicine snake reward in previous years, there will be one or two every year, but it is really rare to have almost wiped out the medicine snake like God Bless them this time. Considering the purchase cost of the medicine snake, it is estimated that some of the senior brothers are distressed.

Originally, they bought these medicine snakes with the idea of eating a big meal by the way, but now they have paid for others to pay.

Huge Hai also rushed over shortly after Tianyou got the medicine snake, originally planning to help, but I didn't expect it to be such a thing, but this guy was born with a big heart, and as soon as he heard that it was just a joke and couldn't die, he immediately moved his mind to eating and drinking.

"Is this really delicious?" asked the huge sea, looking at the dead snakes on the ground.

The handyman who helped nodded and confirmed: "I don't know what to do to strengthen our body, as handymen, we don't have the treatment of official disciples, and we can't afford this kind of medicine snake." But I've had the pleasure of trying a piece of snake meat before, and it's really delicious. ”

"I'm hungry when I hear it. Is there a kitchen here? Why don't we try a stew?"

Tianyou snatched the dead snake in the hand of the huge sea and said, "Just your mouth." Don't you see that many people have been tricked? If you want to eat, you can wait until everyone wakes up tomorrow, right?"

Before Da Dahai could speak, the handyman next to him spoke first. "I'm afraid this won't work. ”

"Why not?"

"The medicinal properties of snake blood only last for one hour, and snakes need to be taken as soon as possible after death. The snake meat is slightly better, but after three or four hours, I am afraid that the taste will be much worse. ”

Hearing this, Tianyou could only helplessly glance at the other few people who were lucky not to be bitten: "Then there is no way, I can only blame them for not having a mouthful." Dashan, come with me to help out. ”

"Okay. ”

Dashan is also a hunter, and he doesn't know his cooking skills, but he definitely doesn't lack the skill of washing prey. After finding the kitchen under the leadership of the handyman, Tianyou is in charge of cooking, and Dashan is in charge of the pre-process. There were already a few handymen in the kitchen, all of whom were mobilized by Tianyou to help out, and even the two handymen who led the way did not run away, and they were all left behind to help. However, these handymen were very happy to help, because God blessed them with a promise to give them a share of snake meat to taste.

Including two from Tianyou and the Huge Sea, this time they found a total of 13 medicine snakes, but one was eaten by the mocking wind, and there were 12 left. Although these are all poisonous snakes, they are not the kind of small snakes that are not big, and they can pretend to be pythons on the earth. Such a big snake, each of which is more than 30 catties, has no less than 20 catties of flesh after removing the bones and internal organs. 12 snakes, that's 240 pounds of meat. God bless them, there are only 7 people who are not poisoned, even if they can eat it, they can't eat so much meat. It's not a problem to divide some out, it's a waste to stay.

There is a lot of meat, and Tianyou naturally can't make all of them into snake soup, so he almost got some dishes that he can think of that is suitable for making snake meat.

Although there is only one chef in Tianyou, he has a lot of helpers, and more than a dozen pots are started together, and all the dishes are quickly ready. The side dishes are all ready-made in the kitchen, the condiments are provided by Tianyou, and there are a lot of condiments made before in his worry-free bag, which can be regarded as a heavy hemorrhage this time, and more than a third of it has been used up at once.

At the beginning of the period, the handymen saw that Tianyou's cooking method was strange, and they didn't know what kind of dish he could make, but when the dish was about to come out of the pot, the gang knew that this dish was absolutely extraordinary. Although I can't taste it for the time being, the fragrance can't be faked, and just smelling it makes my mouth water.

All the dishes were put in the pot, Tianyou put them on the plate one by one and sorted them, and then distributed some to each of the handymen who helped the cook, and the rest was still more than the amount of food for the seven of them, but Tianyou had already figured out how to deal with it.

"I'm sorry everyone. Closing the lid of the last food box, Tianyou said to the gang of handymen.

A group of miscellaneous servants each carried a few food boxes, and said politely with a smile on their faces: "Where is Senior Brother Tianyou, there is no second official disciple like you who is so polite to us. You can afford us, what do we do for doing you this little favor? Besides, isn't this a benefit from you? After eating the snake meat you made, you should always do something. ”

"That's hard work for everyone. ”

After some politeness, the handymen went out separately and ran to the mountains with food boxes.

Although Tianyou has only been in Zixiao Palace for less than seven days, he knows a lot of people. It just so happens that there is too much snake meat, and a few of them can't eat it all, so instead of wasting delicious food in vain, it is better to use it to connect with feelings. Therefore, from the top figures in the door such as Tianfei and Zhenyuan Shangxian, to the Qingxu senior brother who is in charge of the Immortal Pool of the Welcome Courtyard, all the people who have a good relationship with Tianyoujue and can be called by him have all asked the miscellaneous servants to bring them a copy of the past.

Of course, Ying Ying and Bai Bingyu are even more indispensable for their old acquaintances. In addition to Lu Zhengyi's guy, Bai Bingqian and Lu Meng, including Yin Ruhua and Mu Ruyu, were all counted.

After watching the handymen leave, Tianyou called the mountain that couldn't stop after stealing a piece of food, and returned to the station together. After Tianyou opened the food box, before the dishes were served, the gang smelled the smell and rushed up. The fried snake section that came out of the first plate was snatched up before it was served on the table, and only an empty plate was left on the table, and Guan Qingye, who was forced to pretend to be reserved, had to join the ranks of snatching.

"Don't move that box. "There is more than one food box, of course, you don't have to stare at one to take it, so someone went to open another box.

Most of the food boxes opened by Tianyou didn't say anything, but one food box was stopped by Tianyou. Looking at the other party's puzzled gaze, Tianyou explained: "We have eaten up the medicine snakes of the senior brothers at once, and people must be a little unhappy in their hearts, and they always have a pimple in their hearts. We're new to the city, and it doesn't hurt to have a good relationship. Here are a few food boxes that I left for those senior brothers, and the dishes are the same as ours. ”

Guan Qingye, who was originally busy eating, immediately nodded when he heard it and said, "What Tianyou said is reasonable." Don't move any of this. ”

They are all smart people, and after Tianyou explained, everyone also said that Tianyou was thoughtful, and began to happily snatch the food boxes prepared for them again.

Thanks to the fact that there is enough snake meat, even if a lot of it is divided, the amount left by Tianyou still supports everyone. After sweeping the last piece of snake meat, Tianyou blasted everyone who just wanted to lie down and rest.

"Don't be lazy. I made the snake meat, and you always have to take on the errands, right?" Tianyou said as he walked to the untouched food box next to him, picked up a box and said, "I will send it over to the courtyard of the huge sea myself, and the other senior brothers will leave it to you." ”

What else can everyone say if they eat people and have soft mouths? They can only respond one after another, and each of them takes food boxes and sends them to the residences of the senior brothers everywhere. I think it's time for them to come back.

Carrying the food box back to the courtyard of his residence, it was already a little dark, and Tianyou found that there was movement in the other two rows of houses in the courtyard, thinking that the senior brothers had returned.

First came to the door of the row house in the east, Tianyou was about to knock on the door, but he didn't expect the door to open by himself, and the two senior brothers inside seemed to be about to go out, and saw Tianyou obviously stunned for a moment.

"You're a new junior brother, aren't you?"

"Hello two senior brothers. I am a new disciple of this sect, Tianyou. ......”

After some politeness, Tianyou learned that the two senior brothers on the other side were about to eat, so he happened to hand out the food box. After learning that Tianyou had hunted all the medicine snakes, the two senior brothers were very surprised, but Tianyou's attitude was very sufficient, not only did they mix their faces first, but also sent snake meat dishes. The so-called stretching out their hands and not hitting the smiling person, the two senior brothers were not angry with Tianyou, accepted the gift with a smile, and invited Tianyou to have a drink together.

Tianyou's stomach hasn't gone down yet, where can I eat, I can only be polite, and I have to send it to the north house to prepare for my leave.

Hearing that Tianyou was going to deliver food boxes to the North House, the two senior brothers in the East House obviously changed their expressions. Tianyou's level of observation and observation is not weak, and he can see the problem at once.

"Two senior brothers, what are the taboos of this senior brother in the North House? If the two of you know about it, you still want to give some advice, lest God bless ignorance and violate the taboo. ”

The two senior brothers were obviously a little hesitant, but after thinking about it, they still made a decision. I saw that the two of them suddenly reached out and pulled Tianyou in, and then closed the door with their hands. One of them stood at the door blocking the door, and the other person went to the room with the blessing of God, and then whispered: "Since they are all the same door, it is supposed to take care of each other, but the north house is ......."

The senior brother actually stopped when he said this, which was simply appetizing.

Tianyou anxiously asked, "What happened to the North House?" (To be continued.) )