"You're so old, why are you arguing with me."

"Dead girl, you are unfilial."

"Dad, do you like your daughter or do you like my mom/"

The girl did not admit defeat and hugged Lu Yun's arm, Lu Yun smoked a cigarette, and looked at the girl in distress: "This ...... I like both. ”

"Hmph, you're lying, obviously I had a few more hits last night."

The girl was very unconvinced, and the young woman on the side was angry: "Nonsense. ”

"I don't, I'm counting, your thousand, my one thousand and eight."

“……”

Does it make sense to count these?

Lu Yun is very distressed, the women he met are not normal, what should I do?

Hey, let's go to the UK.

That neurotic princess, I don't know if I have a fight with the queen. By the way, and that Holy See Virgin, that taste...... It's a pity that the Pope is a man, and there is a fly in the ointment.

Lao Pu's girl didn't know if she had healed her injury, she was really angry, she was cracked, and she was bored.

Lu Yun was thinking about where to play next, thinking about it while getting dressed. The mother and daughter around them were still arguing about who was more favored, and when they came to their senses, Lu Yun had disappeared.

"Hello?"

While driving, he connected the phone: "Liu Yunzhi, what's the matter?" Party? Your sister isn't there, is she? That's good...... No, what kind of chaos is abandoned, and if you have no feelings, you will divide it. No, what does that crack have to do with me...... Am I that perverted? ”

Lu Yun hung up the phone, scratched his head, and his face was full of depression.

Is Lao Tzu strong or wrong? Obviously, this group of women is not angry, is it good......

As soon as the phone hung up, it rang again, and when he saw that it was his mother's, Lu Yun was afraid for a while: "Mom...... Dine? Good...... No, I'm not fooling around...... When I came out of the house of the immortals, I was going to poke the sewers...... What, mother and daughter fought again? It really has nothing to do with me, I guess it's the uneven distribution of sausages......"

"Uncle Ye, are you here too? Hello Auntie, roar, Ye Fan, long time no see. ”

In the hotel, Lu Yun took off his coat and greeted a few people with a smile, very enthusiastic. Anyway, they are all his biological parents, and Lu Yun is still very grateful.

"Xiaoyun, do you see that you came so quickly, are you tired from work?"

"Not tired, not tired, I happen to be nearby. Auntie, be careful with your body and see that there are wrinkles. ”

"Auntie is old, you, you can have a snack in the future, don't be deceived again. Those women don't have a good thing, and they notice at work that if they are tired, they don't do it, and there is no shortage of food at home. ”

"Auntie, I'm fine."

"And said it's okay, look at the sweaty ...... I'll fan you......"

Ye Fanhu looked at the happy mother and son with a blank face, and felt awkward in his heart.

are all pro-sons, the difference is so big?

Lu Pujia looked at the mother and son with a smile, but she was not angry. After all, this little bastard has done too many bad things, and if she had been angry, she would have died of anger. Not to mention anything else, just to appease the female stars of those companies, Lu Pujia doesn't know how many times she has a headache.

Just play, pay attention. I'm filming, I'm making a crack, how can I still work.

The dead child's physical fitness is too good, right......

Lu Pujia secretly glanced at Lu Yun's thumb, which was very terrifying. Although he didn't bathe Lu Yun after he was fifteen years old, in his previous memory, his son was very talented.

It's a pity that time flies too fast, and my son has grown up, and it is not easy to deceive him if he wants to bathe and soak in the hot springs together.

"Ye Fan, look at you like a nerd, you have to contact Xiaoyun more in the future, you are the same age, you should have a common language."

Ye Fan gritted his teeth: "I know Dad." ”

"Don't worry, uncle, we will."

"Look at how sensible Xiaoyun is." Dad was very happy to eat the braised pork from Lu Yunjia, and he didn't forget to hurt Ye Fan, which made Ye Fan almost cry.

The meal was very happy, and my father drank a few more glasses, and then invited Lu Pujia to be a guest. Lu Pujia did not hesitate and nodded.

So, Lu Yun helped his father, and in Ye Fan's resentful gaze, he drove home very filially.

The house is a little small, but Lu Yun doesn't care. The two mothers were eating snacks and watching TV, commenting on Lu Yun's declaration of contracting the fish pond, and then sighed that the knife girl was too strong, so in order not to be said to be hot, they broke up or something.

Lu Yun laughed secretly when he heard it, and he didn't explain. In fact, he knew that his mother Lu Pujia knew in his heart that he was tired of playing and wanted to change people. However, mother's love is like the sea, no matter how many bad things Lu Yun does, his mother Lu Pujia also thinks that her son is right, and other women must not be good enough.

"There are a lot of rooms, will it be crowded when you sleep together?"

Ye Fan said while taking out his pajamas.

Lu Yun smiled and lit a cigarette: "Don't squeeze, don't let Auntie be busy." Then he motioned to Ye Fan, and Ye Fan shook his hand without pumping.

The old mother suddenly glared: "Look at how sensible Xiaoyun is, what kind of room to clean up so late." Also, it's okay to smoke a cigarette, it's not mature at all at such an age. ”

Didn't you let you smoke it?

Ye Fan cried with a sad face, he didn't have to explain at all, the lover Lu Yun's fart is fragrant, and he has no human rights.

"Not smoking is good for your health, Auntie, you also go to bed early, let's go to rest first."

"Well, go ahead, go ahead."

"It's just a shower, what's wrong with you, it's not a woman."

In Ye Fan's shocked gaze, Lu Yun shook his long stick and walked in. Ye Fan swallowed his saliva, looked down at himself, and his face was full of inferiority: "This bastard didn't suck Lao Tzu's nutrition, otherwise they are obviously twins, why is there such a big difference." ”

When I got up the next day and had breakfast, Ye Fan's mobile phone rang. At the same time, Lu Yun's also rang, and the two saw that it was a party, and immediately planned to be together.

Ye Fan drove to the agreed place. As soon as Lin Jia got into the car, he was stunned, looking at Lu Yun stupidly, Lu Yun touched his nose: "Long time no see." ”

Lin Jia nodded, shook her head with slightly red eyes, and nodded again: "Lu Yun, do you remember me?" ”

"How could you have forgotten ......"

Ye Fan's face darkened, and he glared at Lu Yun. Lin Jia was in a good mood, sniffed and nodded, smiling like a flower.

Suddenly, she froze: "Ye Fan Luyun, why are you two ......?"

Ye Fan chuckled in his heart: "What's the matter?" It's a bit like / I'm Cao, aren't all handsome guys like this? ”

"Really?" Lin Jia asked suspiciously.

"Of course."

Although Lin Jia was still skeptical, she didn't say anything anymore. just looked at Lu Yun suspiciously, but saw that Lu Yun was in a daze, he always felt that this scene was familiar. These people, with their names all ordinary, can be seen everywhere. But now that they were all together, a strange feeling rose in Lu Yun's heart.

It's a pity that there are too few clues to remember anyway.

Forget it, let's go to the place and talk about it.

The party was a little awkward, because with Lu Yun here, everyone else became green leaves. Of course, Liu Yunzhi will not be sneering, in front of Lu Yun, he was beaten and softened. The most embarrassing thing is Lu Yun, a group of female students, most of whom are his ex-girlfriends, who know the depth and understand the strengths and weaknesses, and now they are gathered together, and the atmosphere is extremely embarrassing.

(End of chapter)