Chapter 22: A little green on the head
Three minutes later, a pink sports car appeared at the gate of Xingjun Pavilion almost on a rampage, and as soon as the car stopped, a beautiful figure rushed out of the cab and hugged Huang Daoyu, who was playing Tetris on his mobile phone.
Huang Daoyu only felt a soft touch on the back of his hand holding the mobile phone, and Huang Daoyu was not stunned who didn't understand anything, he immediately realized what he had touched, and hurriedly pulled out his hand without a trace, and then said: "Sister Lingling, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are still so enthusiastic." ”
"Brother Daoyu, you don't call me in advance, so that I can pick you up at the station and show my sister, I haven't seen you for two years, my brother has not only grown taller, but also looks more handsome, more handsome than those male stars on TV." Li Lingling let go of Huang Daoyu, and then circled around Huang Daoyu.
"Sister Lingling is also more beautiful."
The two touted each other for a while, and Huang Daoyu finally got to the point.
"Shopping, my brother is looking for the right person, I know all the malls in the entire Sioux City, get in the car, my sister will take you to do a styling first." said, pulled Huang Daoyu into the pink sports car, with the roar of the engine, the sports car completed the tail flick drift, and then drove towards the most famous styling shop in Sioux City.
Shopping is enjoyment for women, but for men, it is sin, Huang Daoyu has a deep understanding at this time, it has been more than three hours since he came out of the styling shop, Li Lingling is still in good spirits, and Huang Daoyu only feels back pain and leg cramps at this time, and really wants to find a bed to lie down.
"Brother, hurry up, what do you think of this casual suit?" Li Lingling asked, pointing to the casual clothes worn by the model in the window.
"Sister Lingling, I don't think I need to buy any more clothes, these should be enough for me to wear for a while." Huang Daoyu pointed to the bags piled up on a shopping cart full of bags and said.
"How are these enough, it's not enough for my brother to change a set a day, you have to buy some more, don't be afraid of not having enough money, my sister's credit card can be overdrawn by one million." Li Lingling felt that it was far from enough.
"Just have enough clothes to wear, you don't need so much, you see it's not early now, or I'll invite my sister to a big dinner, to be honest, I haven't had a big meal for a long time." Huang Daoyu felt that he couldn't continue shopping, otherwise he would really be wasted.
"Okay then, the waiter will bring a set of all the colors of this style of casual clothes, and send these things to the Star Monarch Pavilion by the way." Just when Huang Daoyu thought that Li Lingling was leaving, he didn't expect Li Lingling to buy it, this is the fifth time Huang Daoyu has seen Li Lingling's shopping method, everything he likes is basically a set of all colors.
After swiping the card, Li Lingling left a full shopping cart in this specialty store, and then took Huang Daoyu to the top floor of the mall.
"Brother, this steak is very good, today's dinner will be solved here, and after dinner, my sister will take you to enjoy the nightlife of Sioux City." The two came to a European-style Western restaurant, and Huang Daoyu didn't know anything about Western food, so everything was arranged by Li Lingling.
"Well, I'm a little tired today, I want to go back early and rest." Huang Daoyu also wanted to go to another world, after all, there was abundant spiritual energy, and herbs were everywhere, whether it was cultivation or collecting medicine, it was much more meaningful than any nightlife.
Seeing that Huang Daoyu didn't want to go, Li Lingling didn't force it, and soon two top steaks came up, but Huang Daoyu was in trouble, looking at the knives and forks placed on the side of the plate, he didn't know what to do for a while.
"Sister Lingling, why don't you have chopsticks, I won't use this kind of thing." Huang Daoyu fiddled with his knife and fork with some embarrassment.
"Hahaha, where did you come from, when you come to a Western restaurant to eat steak and ask if there are chopsticks, it's really funny, don't come to such a high-end place with a dirt bun like you, the food stalls on the side of the road are more suitable for you." Just when Li Lingling was about to hand over to Emperor Daoyu how to use knives and forks, a pair of young men and women happened to pass by, and the young man with his arms around the woman's thin waist couldn't help but laugh.
"What's wrong with not knowing how to use knives and forks, and what's wrong with the food stalls on the side of the road, can you manage it? Like a show of superiority, I'm sorry, you've found the wrong image. Li Lingling is not a master to be messed with, and when she saw someone laughing at Huang Daoyu, she immediately stood up.
"Yo! is still a beauty, is this a little white face to come out to see the world? Next time you remember to teach him how to use a knife and fork before coming to this kind of place, so as not to be laughed at again, baby, let's go. Then the young man will take the woman and leave.
"Hehe, a person with an obstacle in that area, hugging a woman, is it used to show that he is a normal man." Huang Daoyu's gaze intentionally or unintentionally aimed between the young man's legs.
"Tu Baozi, who do you say has an obstacle, do you see it, my girlfriend is more than 3 months pregnant." The young man was furious.
"I said how do I see a faint green light on your head, don't you really have a little bit of a problem in your heart, although the function is normal, but there are no seeds, as for how it can germinate without seeds, then I can only ask your girlfriend." Huang Daoyu's words are murderous.
"Husband, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, I'm pregnant with your child." The woman with a slightly bulging belly immediately said.
"Tut-tut, it's terrible, it's really amazing, this expectant mother, I advise you not to have sex frequently for the sake of the child in the womb, so as not to move the fetal gas and affect the development of the fetus." Huang Daoyu glanced at the pregnant woman and said with a mysterious smile.
"What nonsense are you talking about, be careful that I call the police to arrest you, husband, let's go, don't be like this kind of dirt bun." The woman's expression was a little nervous, and the gaze of the handsome young man in front of her seemed to be able to penetrate everything, which made her very nervous, and she was about to leave with the man.
"Grandma's, boy, I think you're looking for death." The young man was furious, and directly punched Huang Daoyu in the eye, this kind of thing is unbearable for anyone.
Seeing that his fist was about to hit this unobstructed boy, he suddenly felt a numbness in his waist, and the strength of his whole body disappeared instantly, and the young man immediately collapsed to the ground, convulsing, and kept foaming at the mouth like a sheep's epilepsy.
"Dawei, what's wrong with you, don't scare me, if you have any three strengths and two weaknesses, what should you do with us, orphans and widows." The woman lay on top of the man and cried.
The situation here has long attracted the attention of the people around them, and they thought it was just a quarrel, so everyone thought it was a play, but they didn't expect the young man to beat someone, but before he hit anyone, he was having a sheep seizure.