Chapter 414: Pushed into the pit
Thunderous shouted:
"Is there still a royal law?!"
"Is there still a heavenly reason?!"
"Do you still have me in your eyes???!!!
"The emperor is angry!"
"Quit your sister's wrath!" At the beginning of the night, his face turned red with anger.
……
The ministers bowed their heads.
Since the beginning of the dynasty this morning, they found that their emperor likes to use foul language.
However, for this wonderful emperor, everyone can only endure it in their hearts. After all, it's better to be weird than an emperor who is too thoughtful. Although the strange is temperamental and has a bad temper, it is easy to control when it is irritable.
"You told me that I can't go over and, so why did you break in? Why do you want to commit murder in a latrine? Did anyone say that I can't in the early dynasty? Holy Maiden, does the Divine Cult have a rule that I can't in the early dynasty? ”
“……”
The holy woman Huang Yi's cheeks flushed, and she was so disgusted by the night and early morning that she couldn't open her mouth for a long time.
"Holy Maiden, I am asking you. Even going to the toilet to poop is going to be murdered! What the hell did you become? What were you doing when they were doing it to me? Aren't you dedicated to keeping me safe? ”
"Your Majesty, they may also have an upset stomach when they go to the toilet. If you have a stomach ache in the morning, can't the ministers have a stomachache? There is only one incense room in the Taiqing Palace, and if you lock the door of the incense room, they can't get in, and it is understandable that they are in a hurry. ”
"Extenuating circumstances in a hurry?" At the beginning of the night, the morning monster screamed and sneered: "In a hurry, why can I be pushed down in the pit? There are clearly three pits in an incense room, and the other two don't go to squat, so why do they want to knock through the pit where I squat? ”
Saint:......
The ministers continue to look at the nose and the nose to the heart! In fact, I laughed in my heart for a long time.
At the beginning of the night, the morning was really angry.
In order to say a few more words to Ling Tian, those ministers had already broken in at that time, so she opened the lid on the toilet. The lid of the old barrel was opened, and it had to be lowered to the ground.
As a result, she just turned around and opened the lid, and the **** outside smashed the door of the grid where she was squatting.
The broken door, and the few ministers who didn't stand still all turned upside down on her side, she was so ......
I was forced to be squeezed into the toilet by the group of **** fat bodies!
Although at this moment, she has returned to Longxiang Palace to bathe and change clothes again. But the smell of the latrine couldn't get rid of her heart no matter what.
Ask her for the psychological shadow area at the moment!
"Your Majesty, as the king of a country, you left the court for half an hour without reason on the first day. There has already been a report from the eunuch, but in fact, the emperor didn't pull it out at all!
So why should you be angry when the barrel is clean? Between monarchs and ministers, it is better to be more considerate. ”
"Be considerate of your sister!"
Huang Yi: ......
Ministers: ......
At the beginning of the night, he also let go out, and scolded: "Are you particularly mentally retarded? You can say this kind of crazy words!
Do you know how many bacteria will remain in the toilet bowl if it is not sterilized? Do you know what kind of damage these bacteria can cause once they enter the human body? it! I was so considerate that I put your head in the toilet and let your head dive in it for five seconds, how can you be considerate?
Also, I didn't pull out the, and that's because I'm constipated! If I hadn't been constipated, would I have been squatting in the latrine for so long? ”
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