Han Jia's heart almost stopped beating because of Qi Guanyu's serious expression, but he saw Qi Guanyu suddenly cover his mouth with his hand, and there was an intermittent laugh between his fingers.

"Okay, okay, I picked up a mermaid prince, so beautiful mermaid prince, can you tell me why I said I was a liar?!"

"Hmph, you still have the face to say, buy me a small box when you say okay! No, it's for me to buy a TV! Han Jia pinched his waist with both hands, and on the surface he condemned Qi Guanyu with his eyes, but in fact, he was happy to speak in his heart, he knew that human beings were all fools, and they had told them the truth, but they would think crookedly! It's like the empty city plan sung by the guy named Zhuge Liang.

Qi Guanyu meditated in his heart, he couldn't see like a fool, let alone a fool with a second disease.

"Of course I bought the TV, so it's not there!" Qi Guanyu pointed to the ultra-clear network TV on the wall of his home and said, "That's not the TV you want." ”

"However, the aquatic sister-in-law's TV at home is not like this!" Hanjia knew that he was at a loss, and his voice was much lower than just now.

Qi Guanyu once again silently thought in his heart that impulsiveness is the devil, and he can't see it like an ignorant child: "Then have you seen what the TV at home looks like on TV?!" ”

"I've seen it! But other people's can open it, but yours can't open it! Isn't that just lying to me?! ”

"Why don't you ask me if you can't open it?" Qi Guanyu felt that he was going to be laughed at by Han Jia.

Hanjia turned his head and ignored Qi Guanyu.

"Want to watch TV?"

"Yes!"

"It's okay to show you TV, but there are conditions."

"On what terms?"

"Get out of my house as soon as you're healed! Do you hear that?! ”

Hearing this, Hanjia rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Hmm (the third tone is biased to the fourth tone)." ”

"Then I'll take you as a promise, and I'll show you TV now."

"Good!" Han Jiale followed Qi Guanyu to watch TV.

After Qi Guanyu got Han Jia and taught him how to use the TV, he told Han Jia to be quiet, turned around and went to bed.

As everyone knows, Han Jia is covering his mouth and stealing fun, anyway, he didn't agree just now, what he said was um (third tone), but not um (fourth tone)! Such a good place, he won't leave until he finds the high-ranking officials of the human race!

Qi Guanyu in his sleep only felt a chill pass over his body, and Qi Guanyu thought in a daze, it seems that it will cool down tomorrow.

The next day, the weather was a little cold, there was a drizzle in the sky, and the clothes could not be drenched, but the air was a lot more humid, which made people a little irritable, and of course what was even more irritating was the Hanjia who was holding chopsticks in his hand at the dinner table after watching TV all night, and wanted to fall into the bowl little by little.

"Eat well." As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Guanyu saw the chopsticks in Han Jia's hand pick up, and then Han Jia's mouth opened with his eyes closed, and the result was that the rice on the chopsticks fell on Han Jia's left arm, and with an exclamation, Han Jia almost woke up.

"It hurts." Han Jia looked at Qi Guanyu with an aggrieved face.

Obviously he did it himself, but Qi Guanyu was seen by Hanjia and thought that he was burned because of his own reasons.

Under Han Jia's bright eyes, Qi Guanyu could only silently cry out in his heart, and then said to Han Jia like a parent: "From today onwards, you are only allowed to watch TV for two hours a day." ”

"Don't!"

"Oh, then leave my house." Qi Guanyu said strongly.

"Well, well!" Han Jia saw that Qi Guanyu was so tough, so he could only reluctantly agree, and he agreed, but in his heart he was thinking that Qi Guanyu was not at home every day anyway, and he didn't know how long he would watch TV. Hanka! Hanka, you are such a clever mermaid, there is no more intelligent fish in the whole mermaid country than you!

Hanjia was happy in his heart, but his face was unacceptably sad.

Qi Guanyu felt a little headache, what the hell Han Jia had in his heart was a person who had experienced some private school education, how could Qi Guanyu not know? When he was a child, some of his friends hid in his house to "study" in order to watch TV.

In the end, the time to watch TV was longer than the time to study, and of course he was beaten by the master and his parents the next day.

It is precisely because of the careful thinking of Han Jia that Qi Guanyu sent an invitation to Han Jia for the first time when he went out today: "Go out with me." ”

Han Jia wanted to refuse, but Qi Guanyu had already taken away the TV's remote control before he could say anything to refuse.

Qi Guanyu shook the remote control in his hand and asked a little evilly, "Are you leaving?" ”

Hanjia nodded weakly.

Although I really want to cry "duh", who let Qi Guanyu have a remote control in his hand as a hostage! Hanjia could only obediently follow Qi Guanyu to the outside.

Fortunately, Hanjia still remembered that he should pretend to be injured.

So I saw such a scene in Qijia Village today, Qi Guanyu took an army-green umbrella and walked in front, and Hanjia limped with a gee-style umbrella to follow Qi Guanyu, acting very carefully, trying to wrap his whole person under the umbrella and not be caught in the rain.

After walking for a while, Qi Guanyu finally remembered to look back at the poor little Hanjia who was following him.

Seeing that Han Jia's limp was worse than when he was at home, he couldn't help but wonder if Han Jia's injury was really that serious, obviously he had checked that except for the leg injury that was more serious and he needed to wear looser pants, he just broke one foot, and it should be fine in two days, and it would not affect walking.

Han Jia saw that Qi Guanyu turned his head to look at him, and his limp became even more serious.

"Don't pretend! Your feet should have been good a long time ago! The leg was severe, but not to the point where you need to limp. ”

Hanjia was said by Qi Guanyu, and his leg immediately returned to normal, and he wanted to say something, but he was afraid that he would accidentally say something, what if Qi Guanyu knew that the injury on his leg was healed and drove him away? !

Even if Hanjia is no longer pretending to be limping, he still walks very carefully, although the injury on his leg is almost healed now, his control over his tail has not yet returned, if he touches the water, he will turn his tail into a tail, he doesn't want to be eaten by humans at all.

"Hurry up!"

"Got it! What a fierce one! Hanjia slammed the back of Qi Guanyu and continued to move forward cautiously.

By the time Hanjia moved to the place where Qi Guanyu was teaching the children, it had already been five minutes in class.

Hanjia stood at the door and looked at Qi Guanyu pitifully, and the children in the classroom whispered to the people next to them.

"Look! It's our Aunt Yu, Aunt Yu is so beautiful! Child A said.

"My mother said that Aunt Yu is actually a heavenly immortal." Child B said with a mysterious expression.

"Ahh How could Aunt Yu be picked up by Uncle Yu on the beach. Hearing the lively child behind him, C turned his head back and asked.

"That's because Aunt Yu saw that our Uncle Yu was good-looking and powerful, so she told the Jade Emperor that she would come down to our Uncle Yu to marry." At this point, Child B deliberately paused.

The child D next to him was so anxious that he hurriedly asked, "What about later!" ”

"Is the Jade Emperor right?!" Child C asked.

"You're stupid!" Child D pointed at Child C and continued, "If the Jade Emperor is not allowed, can our Aunt Yu come down?!" ”

"It's too!" Child C touched his head and looked at Child B again, "Then how did our Aunt Yu come down?" ”

Child B touched his chin with his hand, and said to the old men who were immortal and honest on TV: "Don't divulge the secret of heaven." ”

"Cut~" A few children turned their heads and ignored Child B.

When Child B was about to say something else, Qi Guanyu's eyes looked over, and Child B only felt that he was going to suffer, and sure enough, he was named.

"Qi Xiaodou, write silently on the blackboard."

Child B-Qi Xiaodou had a dying expression and went to the blackboard to write silently.

The children below were secretly happy in their hearts when they saw Qi Xiaodou's expression.

Qi Guanyu didn't care about them, after all, they were children who were used to playing, and it was not good for them to restrain them all of a sudden.

Then he beckoned to Hanjia, "Come here." ”

Hanjia obediently passed.

Qi Guanyu said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I know that your origin is not simple, if you want to live in this world, you not only need to learn some common sense of life, but also need to learn some knowledge, my little mermaid prince." ”

Han Jia was so frightened by Qi Guanyu's words that a cold sweat came out, and his eyes changed when he saw Qi Guanyu, and he was about to say something, but Qi Guanyu's voice changed.

"After all, there are very few patients like you who are already so old and still think that they are the little prince of the mermaid!"

Hanka: ...... He really shouldn't have believed that this human was smart!

Han Jia glared at Qi Guanyu fiercely, he is not a secondary two disease patient! One day, he will conjure his tail in front of this human being, and then use his beautiful tail to slap Qi Guanyu in the face.

The little prince of the real mermaid, Han Jia, didn't know what was going on in his heart, so he casually pointed to a position where no one was there for Han Jia to sit, and saw the sad Qi Xiaodou squeezing his eyebrows below, and his tablemate Qi Qi was reminding him of his crimes.

"Uh-huh." Qi Guanyu cleared his throat to remind them, but saw Hanjia, who was still sitting peacefully, raise his beautiful little paw.

Qi Guanyu question mark face.

"I know that poem, I can write it!" Hanjia said with a smug face.

Qi Guanyu didn't know why, but when he looked at Hanjia's stunned look, he wanted to hit him very much, "Come up." ”

As soon as he heard the two words, Han Jia Jiuxing rushed up, took the chalk given by Qi Guanyu, and wrote "Song of the Goose" in traditional Chinese completely.

The children below looked at Hanjia with admiration, and Hanjia was even happier in his heart, and his face was even more trembling.

"Not bad." Qi Guanyu praised Hanjia rarely, and it is impossible for ordinary people to write a poem in traditional Chinese from beginning to end, which makes Qi Guanyu feel that Hanjia is very likely to be from Xiangcheng or Taishi, because now the most traditional Chinese characters are used in the entire Z country are those two places.

Hanjia was rarely praised by Qi Guanyu, and in the next class, he was even more nervous, often rushing to answer questions, and the familiarity made Qi Guanyu feel that Hanjia didn't know anything about it, but Hanjia didn't look like he was pretending to be pretending to be without any common sense, so no one even knew what to eat!

So, on this day, because of Hanjia's drive, the atmosphere in the whole classroom was very positive, especially every time Hanjia finished answering the question, his little appearance attracted countless admiration, and Qi Xiaodou's more gossip eyes.

Qi Guanyu supported his forehead, he felt that it was a wrong decision to bring Hanjia to school, seeing a group of children below with bright eyes looking at him and looking at Hanjia, he inexplicably felt that there would be more strange words in the village after school today, especially Qi Xiaodou, who was now gossiping.