At that time, if it was an ordinary fishing net, such a big strange shrimp would have broken the net tongs a long time ago, and that fishing net was very tough, and the special material could not be cut at all.

At that time, everyone looked at this giant shrimp and was so shocked that they couldn't do it, did they really catch it?

The prawn was very strange with tears, and he actually said: "I am the dragon lord of the cross-sea dragon palace under this cross-sea bridge, once you ordinary people let me go back in the future, I will repay his kindness!" ”

It thought it would get the fishermen to let him go.

Who knew that the old lady had already been vaccinated, and guessed that as soon as this lobster king was caught, nine times out of ten it would be so foolish, but as soon as it said that, it made the rich businessman tremble with excitement, it really caught the dragon king, this dragon king can still speak, and the sea god Niangniang is also real.

As a result, what was faced with it was the murderous intent in the eyes of the rich businessman.

It's a guillotine, a ghost-headed knife, and a pig killer who was invited.

The pig-killing man was shirtless, with a dark blue tattoo on his chest, tattooed Wei Zheng wearing a Tang Dynasty costume, carrying a huge machete, swinging the knife to cut off its dragon's head, and shouting while dancing the knife:

"I am Wei Zheng, on the orders of the sea god Niangniang! Evil Dragon, you violated the rules of heaven and changed the rainfall point without authorization, and it has arrived at three o'clock in the afternoon, and you will be sent to the dragon slaying platform! Ask now! ”

The lobster finally knew that something was wrong, and shouted frantically: "What Poseidon Niangniang, you actually calculated me!" Those ghosts actually brought me here, I don't accept it!! The master behind me will avenge me! ”

It's not over yet.

Boom!

The pig-killing man took a sip of wine and fell with a knife.

The lobster was instantly cut off the dragon's head, twitching wildly on the guillotine, and the two shrimp claws waved unwillingly, and finally there was no sound.

"It's really nice to kill this harmful lobster essence!"

When An Qingzheng heard this, he suddenly exclaimed, his face flushed with excitement, "Wait, Wen Wei Zheng?" No wonder a while ago, a big man came to me to tattoo Wei Zheng, I said why does this person tattoo this thing well? It turned out that I was going to ask the Dragon Slayer King. ”

Yes?

It turns out that Wei Zheng's positive picture is looking for An Qingzheng's pattern?

We usually have guests to make appointments every day, tattoo a few positive pictures, these things generally don't care too much, who knows that there is a tattoo Wei Zheng, cut off the dragon's head.

I touched my nose, as if I remembered something, and said, "A while ago, I watched the news that a fisherman caught a super prawn of more than 100 kilograms from our beach, which caused a lot of sensation on the beach at that time. ”

It is said that at that time, a wealthy businessman immediately came and spent 500,000 yuan to buy the super prawns.

The rich merchant bought the shrimp, cut off the shrimp head on the spot, and said that he would take it back to make soup and drink, but the rumor was wrong, it was not the fisherman who caught it, but the prawns that the rich merchant organized to fish.

"I also read the news, and I also went to the newspaper, and took photos, the broken head of the shrimp, the shrimp meat is white and tender, crystal clear, I think it must be very delicious, this kind of old fish and shrimp that have lived for a long time are all greatly supplemented."

Miss Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "At that time, there were many onlookers on the beach, and there were many big hotels and wealthy people who were willing to pay, and the onlookers said that this shrimp did not know how long it had lived. ”

I sighed, and this news is now circulating on the Internet.

At that time, I was quite curious, it was reported on the news, and everyone discussed how long the prawns lived.

We listened to it completely, and we completely understood what the old lady meant, which was completely modeled after the story of the Dragon King of Jinghe in the Journey to the West.

Legend has it that the Dragon King of Jinghe was calculated by Yuan Shoucheng, a fortune teller in Chang'an City, to let two fishermen fish when and where, and ended up catching a golden Arowana.

This dragon fish is the dragon son and grandson of the dragon king of Jinghe.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was very angry, so he went to the fortune teller in Chang'an City and made a bet with him, and the fortune teller calculated when it would rain and how much it would rain.

The Dragon King of Jinghe didn't believe it, who knew that as soon as he went back, he got the decree of the Jade Emperor, which was exactly what the fortune teller said, and as a result, in order to win the bet, he secretly changed the points without authorization, and was found to have violated the rules of heaven, and the Jade Emperor let Wei Zheng be executed, and as a result, the Dragon King of Jinghe was beheaded by Wei Zheng in a dream.

This is the story of Wei Zheng's beheading of the Dragon King of the Jing River.

"It's exactly the same, it's a routine." Miao Qianqian raised her mouth and said: "I don't know if it was in ancient times, it was similar to this beginning, that legend was handed down, after all, yin and yin things are always easy to be mythologized, such as your Cheng family's Fan is not saved, Fan is not saved, and he is sent to hell." ”

I was amazed too.

These ghosts worship demons, they all love to brag, and in the words of our great chairman, they are all "formalistic" opportunists who should be arrested and criticized.

Both of these are small deflated three, a lobster essence blows herself into a dragon king, and an old lady with a lonely ghost blows herself into a sea god Niangniang, fighting wits and courage.

"They are all opportunistic elements, and there is no shortage of people who pretend to be gods and ghosts, because this scourge of pretending to be gods and ghosts has ruined a pot of soup." Miss Dong muttered beside her, "No wonder back then, if you were going to grab you guys everywhere and pretend to be ghosts, you should have tied them up and thrown watermelon skins." ”

This Miss Dong, how do you talk about this?

I touched my nose and said, "If you want to say that the fortune teller Yuan Shoucheng at that time was indeed a generation of feng shui wonders, a famous master in the yin line, no wonder he could calculate the Jinghe Dragon King, the so-called Heavenly Court beheaded the Jinghe Dragon King is fake, and it is estimated that it is true that he wants to eat dragon meat." ”

This Yuan Shoucheng's family is also a generation of Yin Xing family, you may not know much about him, but I said that his nephew is Yuan Tiangang, you will know who it is.

Yuan Tiangang, a strange man through the ages, is a peerless genius of the Yin Yuan family, pushing his family's craftsmanship and feng shui arithmetic to the peak, and gathering the greatest achievements.

Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng worked together to calculate the national fortune for the Tang Emperor, and calculated the first strange book of the ages "Pushing the Back Map", named "Thousands of thousands of words are endless, it is better to push the back to rest".

Now, it is still cited as a classic by Taoism, and this push back map predicts a lot of things in later generations, all of which are very accurate and bizarre, and it is said that the later Wu Zetian is also counted among them.

"We have been in the Yin Line for so long, and we understand the rules, combined with the doors and doors here, it is estimated that the Tang Emperor at that time must have wanted to eat dragon meat."

Miao Qianqian said: "What is this dragon? The dragon is not so rare, it can be the previous golden dragon fish, the previous dragon turtle mountain god, it is these can calm the evil and help the luck, absorb the feng shui dragon qi of the earth, and have the wild immortals of the Tao, symbolizing auspiciousness, can help feng shui, and help people to luck....... As for those wild immortals, when they cultivate to the back, they have truly become real dragons..... Haven't seen it. ”

I nodded.

If you want to say that those bizarre stories in ancient times, they are actually all things in the yin line, and they have been mythologized, but now in our yin line of vision, once we push it over, many of them can be revealed.

I thought a lot, and I admired the decay of the ancient yin.

Yuan Shoucheng was talking and laughing, teasing the Dragon King of Jinghe, and beheading this Dragon King with Wei Zheng, it was simply amazing!

"Don't talk about the past, now this old lady is also quite powerful, human spirit, you big lobster, if you have to blow yourself as the dragon king, I will be even more ruthless, blow that I am the goddess of the sea." Miao Qianqian looked at these ghosts and said, "That's how to lure that big lobster over." ”

"It took a big price."

Several ghosts next to him glanced at each other and said: "We went to the Dragon Palace to provoke, at that time, the lobster was not high in IQ after all, although it became a sperm, but it was not as good as a person, and it was angered by us for a while, we ran away everywhere before, and now we are openly provoking and insulting it, how can it stand it?" They came after us. ”

The ghosts said that they had suffered heavy casualties and had been eaten by lobsters and many of their companions.

First, these lonely ghosts, in the sea, are not as fast as the lobster.

Second, there must be bait to be foolproof, so there must be sacrifices, otherwise the lobster will be suspicious.

In this way, they seized the opportunity, and took the big lobster back and forth at the bottom of the sea, and at three o'clock in the afternoon, led him to that position, and just as the net was brought down, the lobster was caught.

And they are ghosts, without entities, and if they are under the net, they will not be able to be netted.

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