There was a sound of talking in the courtyard, and the ghost threw Wen Bao on the ground and shouted at me: "Young master, the yin woman is here!" ”

I shook my head, cheered up and stood up, leaned on the window and looked, the old witch with hanging eyes was standing in the yard, gesturing with my grandfather and they didn't know what she was talking about?

"How can you control this old witch?" I asked.

"Not right now." The ghost said: "Under your grandfather's nose, where do you dare to be blind." ”

"When is that going to be?" I asked, "You can't watch the old witch run away again, can you?" ”

"Run?" The ghost said, "It would be fine if she ran away!" There wouldn't have been so many girls suffering. ”

"No, what the hell are you trying to say?" I said angrily: "I've been listening to you talk about the scourge of the girl, could it be that this ghost woman is really here to choose the bride?" ”

The ghost snorted and said, "Didn't you listen to your mother?" The once-in-a-twenty-year catastrophe has begun again. ”

"At that time, I was just angry, and I didn't listen too much." I asked, "What is it?" Listen to this panic! ”

"I heard your mother say that the red coffin in the courtyard is called the bath fire, which is specially used for the Holy Lord's kiss."

The ghost said, "Every twenty years, the Yin Po will come and choose a beautiful girl to be the wife of the Holy Lord. ”

"Who is the Holy Lord?" I asked, "Isn't it the master that Grandpa and Dad used to talk about?" ”

"I don't know." The ghost said: "But judging from the Bai family's assistance to the Yin Po to do this, this Holy Lord and your Bai family are inseparable. ”

"I'm really convinced!" I said hatefully: "You said that our Bai family has done so many hurtful things!" ”

"Then I am not allowed to say it, I always use me as a descendant of the Bai family to press me, and then it is not what they do, with a righteous and awe-inspiring posture."

"I became a ** again, and I set up a chastity archway! No, I can't watch them scourge those girls, I'm going to mix and mix, even if I can't stop them, I will add to them. ”

After saying that, I stood up and was about to run out, but the ghost stepped forward and grabbed me and said, "What is the young master going to do?" ”

"I'm going to call out to the villagers, let them all come to our yard, and see the good deeds done by the people of the Bai family in collusion with the Yin Po of the Yin Cao Difu!" I shouted.

The ghost pulled me over and said, "Young master, what you think is too simple. ”

"If you don't believe it, go out and try it, and see if you can still get out of the yard now?"

The ghost whispered in my ear, "This has to be done..."

"Can this be done?" I asked, confused.

The ghost nodded affirmatively and said, "I have taken back Wenbao's soul, and it will be fine after resting for a while." ”

"Now all we have to do is wait, wait for a while, there will be movement." The ghost said: "Does the young master know what those red paper people are for?" ”

I shook my head and said I didn't know.

"Then you just watch, the show is about to begin." The ghost said: "The Bai family's arithmetic skills are really exquisite, there is nothing that your Bai family can't do!" ”

As he was talking, the door opened, and Gu Chan floated in like a gust of wind.

When I looked up, I couldn't laugh or cry, scratching my head and couldn't speak for a long time...

This face is smeared like a noodle tank, white and slag.

Originally, the big toad eyes were enough to knock out, but he wiped a big black circle under his eyes, a giant panda alive.

The eyes blinked, and when I looked at it, it turned out to be a thick layer of mascara on the eyehairs, which looked like a row of black fly legs!

deliberately pouted with a big lip, twisted and pinched pretending to be cute, and threw a wink at me with a leaning body!

I frowned and scratched my head and said, "Isn't it you, what kind of foreign appearance is this?" Who smeared you with this? ”

Before I could finish speaking, the ghost waved his hand and shouted, "Young master, look, it's begun!" ”

The scene in the yard is so weird!

Grandpa and Dad didn't know when, but each of them had a big red cape.

Look at the yin woman again, it is even more red and green all over her body, so it is not bright.

Grandpa's eyes rolled up, and he held an egg-sized bell in his hand, which kept shaking, and the crisp bell of "jingle bell" came out melodiously.

Dad held the bright red colored silk in his hand, walked to the oily red coffin, and bent over the colored silk in his hand and spread it in the coffin.

"Get up!" The ghost shouted, "Young master, you see those little paper figures are up." ”

The little paper figures all stood up one after another, holding up their thin bodies, and poked densely in the courtyard.

"Let's go, let's get out." The ghost shouted, turned and ran out.

"The ghost lady said, it's okay to take a look in the yard, and you are not allowed to go out of the yard." Gu Chan shouted.

It's really lively, the yard is full of red, festive tight!

Seeing that all the paper figures stood up, Grandpa's eyes rolled up, his body trembled, he shook his head, and walked around the oily red coffin with a bell in his hand.

"Young master, don't stare at that red coffin, it's full of ghosts!" The ghost said: "The lust is going to eat people again, and the more you eat this color, the more delicate it becomes." ”

As Grandpa kept wandering, the red coffin began to shake, slowly leaving the ground and floating in mid-air...

As soon as she saw the coffin off the ground, the yin woman nodded at her grandfather, jumped on top of the coffin, and sat cross-legged on the coffin lid.

In the hands of the Yin Po, I don't know when there was a small black flag.

Yin Po held the flag high above her head, "Click! Several bolts of lightning scattered from the flag, hovering over the heads of the red paper figures.

The red paper figure seemed to be charged, shaking in the shining, and the sound of brushing and pulling.

"Qishan, it's time to sprinkle beans!" Accompanied by a shout from grandpa, I only heard "crackling!" The voice sounded, and a puff of bright red blood smashed on the bodies of those paper people.

"Blood pips?" I asked the ghost, "What is bean-sprinkling?" ”

"It's a term, and it means to give these paper people a spirit." The ghost said: "Young master, look, these paper figures are alive!" ”

But no, it was still a thin piece of paper just now, and as those blood spots spilled on their bodies, looking at these paper figures, they all jumped up and down one by one.

With bare pink feet, lined up in two neat lines, stepped forward and lifted the oil-red coffin out of the courtyard gate of my house!

It's all fine! I was dumbfounded, and for a moment I was stunned.

"Young Master, we have to follow secretly." The ghost whispered, "I'll go first, and you'll find a way to get rid of your ghost wife." After saying that, he turned around and disappeared.

Looking at Gu Chan, who was smirking at me with a big mouth behind me, and then at my grandfather and father who were still standing in the yard, I reluctantly turned around and went back to the house first.

"Young master coffin, what kind of lump did those little people carry on the red coffin?" Wen Bao had woken up at some point, and was leaning on the window and looking out.

"Looks like you're okay?" I sat on the ** and said, "I still have the courage to continue looking, it doesn't seem to be scared!" ”

"Anyway, even dead people in your house can be brought back to life, what am I afraid of!" Wen Bao said: "I have figured it out now. ”

"It's right to find people who want to die and come to your family, and people who want to come to your family even if they don't want to die!"

Seeing me sitting on the **, this Gu Chan took off her shoes and climbed inside.

"No, if you don't go back to the ghost girl's room, what do you want to do?" I got up and shouted, "Go back, don't you see me and Wenbao going to sleep?" ”

"Not going back." Gu Chan said: "I want to sleep with you in my arms!" As he spoke, he began to undress one by one, revealing his big waist and round body.

"You guys play! You guys play! Seeing Gu Chan's posture, Wenbao hurriedly ran out...

"Little Wang, eight calves, stop for me!" I shouted, "Wait until I go back to your house with you." ”

"I want to run!" Gu Chan screamed, and when she got out of the bed, she wanted to come forward and pull me.

"Clothes, clothes!" I pointed to Gu Chan's almost stripped body and shouted.

Just when Guchan lowered her head and was stunned, I pulled Wenbao and ran out quickly...

Fortunately, I didn't chase far before I saw the mighty team of villains carrying the coffin in front of me.

The oil-red coffin emitted a faint red halo, setting off the bodies of those little red people, and the red figures were one after another, indescribably weird and mysterious!

Suddenly, all I heard in my ears was "Bang! With a bang, the old witch sitting on the coffin turned into a red mist and disappeared...