Chapter 99: Scared to pee your pants

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"What are you doing with a kitchen knife with a papaya?" The village chief was immediately startled, subconsciously took a big step back, and almost bit his tongue in a hurry.

Mu Yunliu only looked at Yan Qingyu and said, "Lady, who do you want to beat?" You've worked so hard to cook, you don't want to do it when you beat people, I'll just come. ”

"Ahem!" Yan Qingyu was also stunned, but looking at Mu Yunliu's serious eyes, he was not stupid at all, but a little murderous aura emerged.

"You, don't mess around, where are you beating people with a kitchen knife, this is to kill someone, if you don't do it, it's going to kill someone!" The village chief immediately shouted, and then asked Aunt Mu, "Sister of the Mu family, you take care of your child, we are reasonable, and we can't make a big deal out of it." ”

"So many of you are still afraid of a fool? Collectively go up and tie it up and beat him, see if he is still arrogant? Huang Xiulan shouted at this time, and glanced at the village chief with great disdain, and then shouted in the direction of Yan Qingyu, "Don't think that you can be a scoundrel in this way, our whole family is here today, if you have the ability, you can kill us all, if you don't have the ability, you will obediently come to kowtow to my mother to compensate us, give us an explanation." Otherwise, we won't leave this time. ”

"That's a lot of nonsense! I got it! Yan Qingyu sneered lightly at this time, then took the kitchen knife from Mu Yunliu's hand, and with a twist of his wrist, the kitchen knife flew towards the top of Huang Xiulan's head.

"Ahh

"Ahh......h

Before anyone around Huang Xiulan could react, the kitchen knife skipped over her head and fell, just on the stretcher under Huang Li's body.

"Oh my god!" Huang Li, who was originally like a dead dog, was so frightened that he suddenly got up from the stretcher and hid on several young men at once.

And Huang Xiulan's face turned pale and stood in place in a daze.

When he realized what had happened, he burst into tears and collapsed to the ground.

A nearby villager suddenly spoke: "Why is it so smelly?" After taking a closer look, I saw a puddle of water under Huang Xiulan, and she was so frightened that she peed her pants.

"It's Huang Xiulan, she peed her pants!" At this time, some villagers shouted out for fear that the big guy would not know.

Immediately, the villagers near her covered their mouths and noses, and they all retreated in disgust.

Yan Qingyu looked at Huang Li, who was still hiding behind a few young men and shivering, and did not ease his senses: "Isn't this that my legs are lame, my brain is so crippled that I can't be awake, and I was humming a lot just now?" It's faster than your daughter! It's okay now, a knife will cure you, let's clear the two! ”

And the Huang family reacted at this time, Huang Li angrily tore the gauze on his head, pointed at Yan Qingyu and scolded: "Cheap hooves, you dare to play the old lady." ”

Yan Qingyu said unhurriedly: "What's wrong with you, you can't beat me anyway, do you think my knife was thrown off just now?" Hehe, I advise you to take your daughter back to change her pants first, it's a shame! The stretcher is not wasted, it can just carry her, otherwise people will look at it along the way, how shameless it is. ”

"You little hoof......" Huang Li heard this, and his mouth was crooked.

And Huang Xiulan came back to her senses at this time, cried and climbed onto the stretcher by herself, and as soon as she raised her hand, she covered the thin quilt on her body, and said anxiously and angrily: "I don't have the face to see people, you don't carry me back, woo woo woo ......"

Huang Li gritted his teeth, seeing that his daughter's situation was really embarrassing, he had to scold his son: "Why are you still stunned, don't you take your sister back?" ”

"So that's it?" At this time, a daughter-in-law beside Huang Li asked a little unwillingly.

Huang Li raised his hand and gave her a slap: "Otherwise, you take off your pants and change them for your sister-in-law?" Listening to this scolding, it should be her daughter-in-law who is being taught a lesson.

The young woman's eyes immediately turned red: "I didn't scare her to pee, what kind of tantrum are you throwing at me......" said and ran away with a face aggrieved.

As soon as these words came out, Huang Xiulan cried even louder.

"You ......" Huang Li was not angry, but seeing his daughter's appearance, he had to quickly call his sons to carry her away.

"Do you know kung fu? How do you know kung fu? Before Huang Xiulan's family went far, the village chief looked at Yan Qingyu in surprise.

It seems that he has seen the world after all.

Yan Qingyu glanced at him lightly: "Yes, my mother-in-law taught me!" ”

Aunt Mu looked at Yan Qingyu when she heard this, and said without changing her face: "My daughter-in-law here has a good understanding, although she has only studied for a few days, she can't hold a long knife, she dances with a kitchen knife, and it is still not a problem to deal with seven or eight little hooligans!" No matter how bad it is, there are two big living people, my old wife and papaya. ”

When he heard Aunt Mu say that Yan Qingyu could use a kitchen knife to deal with seven or eight little hooligans, the village chief gasped.

Yan Lu's face, who had been waiting to watch the show, also changed!

"Sister Qingyu, it turns out that you learned kung fu from Aunt Mu, let me say, how could you throw the medicine into the wolf's mouth so accurately on the mountain that day. That day and night, the knife fell again, and the method of killing a wolf with a firewood knife was so neat and decisive! At this time, Lu Baizhi exclaimed on the side, looking at Yan Qingyu's eyes was simply adoring.

Yan Qingyu smiled slightly: "It's my mother who taught her well!" ”

"So what, you really want to kill people?" Zhou Wangyue asked with a white face at this time, and dragged the village chief beside him to remind him not to be too cowardly.

"Who do I kill? I call it justifiable defense! People are blackmailing me, and they still want me to be my grandson? The folks are all watching, and they all know which is right and which is not! I've already said what I need to say, if you're not ready to fight, just leave quickly, I still have a lot of things to do, but I'm not as idle as you rich young grandmothers. is also less black-hearted, and is good at calculating and plotting to harm others. "Yan Qingyu didn't have a good airway.

"You ......" Zhou Wangyue was still about to reason with Yan Qingyu, but was stopped by the village chief, "Forget it, don't say it!" ”

"Daddy?" Zhou Wangyue looked at the village chief absently.

"I said, eldest sister, things are already like this, do you really want to rob the silver in the Mu family? Dad persuaded you for your own good, I think we should go home first, and then discuss how to explain to your mother-in-law in the long run. Zhou Wangquan opened his mouth to persuade at this time.

"You shut up, you didn't let you speak!" Zhou Wangyue immediately glared at Zhou Wangquan hatefully. It's clear that I'm too lazy to explain to this sister who can't be on the stage, where does she care about that bit of silver, is it a matter of a little money that things are making such a big deal now?

She wants to wash away her stigma of selfishness and give an explanation to her in-laws.

The village chief frowned and glared at Zhou Wangyue and said: "I asked Wangzu to watch your mother and Didi don't come with me, I just don't want to quarrel, look at you, as soon as you come, it's like eating a cannonball, and we're not here to seek revenge, what are you doing?" ”

Zhou Wangyue looked at the village chief in disbelief: "That's still mine, isn't it?" ”

And as soon as his eyes widened, his temper was about to come up.

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