Chapter 30: Kneeling and licking

Nick Fury looked at the professionals in the command room and asked in a deep voice, "Guys, can you give any opinions?" ”

"Hmm....." A kind of science fiction writer looked at each other, and after a round of exchange with Hollywood screenwriters and anthropologists, he gave his own answer to Nick Fury, "Director Fury, we believe that any civilized race that can use wormholes to carry out interstellar travel is far superior to humans in terms of scientific and technological development."

If the Zetarians came with malicious intent, there was no possibility for the humans of Earth to resist. ”

Despite the psychological expectations, the answer given by the science fiction writer still made the corners of Nick Fury's eyes jump, "Sorry, how do you explain this?" ”

"It's simple, do you see that wormhole in the sky?" The science fiction writer pointed to Schwarzschild on the big screen and said flatly: "If the Zetarians want to destroy us, they only need to pull a small comet the size of a football field, drop it into a wormhole, and use gravity to smash the comet on the earth."

The shock wave swept up the tsunami, the smoke and dust covered the sky, and the plants that lost sunlight withered and died, and they could have achieved the extinction of the dinosaurs with the help of a single comet. ”

Nick Fury was silent for a moment, then said slowly, "But they haven't done it yet. ”

"There are only two reasons why they didn't do it," the science fiction writer crudely interrupted, "One, they came with good intentions and had no intention of starting a war.

Two, they intend to strike at us in a more precise way. ”

"Exactly?" Nick Fury was confused.

"For example, Director Fury." The science fiction writer smiled wryly and said, "Have you ever worked on a farm?" If a pest appeared in a field, would you bomb it with nuclear weapons? ”

"What? Of course not! The black man retorted.

"That's right, the mineral resources in the universe are inexhaustible, and the Zetarians certainly didn't come to Earth to mine.

In this case, the Zetarians covet the resources of life on earth. ”

"They don't need to use weapons of mass destruction, they just need to create a genetic poison and drop it in the earth's atmosphere, and in less than three days, they can accurately kill every human who walks upright on two legs, and no other living thing is harmed."

It's like killing pests in the field. ”

Nick Fury smacked his lips, the science fiction writer miscalculated the true intentions of the Zetarians (to find the Cosmic Rubik's Cube),

But a race that can use wormholes can't use the "crude and primitive" weapon of gas bombs, he doesn't believe it.

"Therefore, in the face of any alien invaders, the current human beings on Earth only need to kneel and lick." The science fiction writer candidly says, "In every way, I have no confidence that humanity can win." ”

The social scientist also said with a wry smile: "This truth is indeed easy to understand, it's not that we want to be 'human traitors', but the strength of humans and aliens is completely unequal - for the Zitarians, we humans are like fish on the chopping board, even if they keep us as pets, they can do it at the technical level." ”

The religious scholar interjected, "It is also possible that the Zetarians like to eat people. ”

"No, human flesh doesn't taste good, firewood, and it's hard and dry, and it's not easy to chew." A psychologist said: "If the Zetarians like to eat human flesh, the best way is by no means to raise humans to adulthood, which is not only unpalatable, but also consumes a lot of feed during development, which is too cost-effective."

The most suitable human age stage for consumption should be set at ......."

The psychiatrist with "Hannibal Lecter" pinned to his chest became more and more excited, and it could be said that his eyebrows were fluttering, but fortunately Nick Fury saw that the situation was wrong and interrupted it loudly, "Anyway, do you have any other constructive suggestions other than giving me the option of 'surrender immediately'?" ”

The crowd was speechless, and finally the science fiction writer spoke: "My opinion is to maintain self-defense, or force sufficient to kill oneself before the humiliation and abuse of the human race,

Try to lower your posture, measure the material resources of the earth, please Zitari, and do not make any provocative moves, so as not to surprise your friends.

If the Zetarians really want to exterminate a part of humanity, then shout as soon as possible, 'Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the Zetarians!' Fight for the opportunity to be a low-class citizen of Zitari for yourself and for your descendants. ”

The future described by science fiction writers is so bleak that Nick Fury's face is black (but not obvious) when he ends his correspondence.

When Phil Coulson saw Nick Fury like this, he didn't dare to say more, so he could only ask softly, "Director, what should we do now?" ”

How do I know how? According to the assessment of the tactical command room, all the earthlings can kneel down and sing "Conquest", praying that Uncle Zitari will not be too ruthless!

Nick Fury held back this sentence and thought for a long time before he said quite unwillingly: ".... Connect me to the school city.。 ”

The special tools of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the rooftop didn't dare to speak out.,It's said that it's connected to the school city.,In fact, it's "Quickly invite Li Ang to come out of the mountain".

At a critical moment, S.H.I.E.L.D., which has always taken "defending world peace" as its creed, needs to ask for help from a major criminal suspect, which is too embarrassing and uncomfortable.

However, this behavior, which can be regarded as "self-humiliation", made the S.H.I.E.L.D. employees breathe a sigh of relief.

In the School City Media Center, Li Ang was still discussing with several other scholars what impact the Zetarians would have on the earth, and he called directly after a phone call.

"Aha, audience friends, my old friend, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury, called me."

Leon held up his phone and said to the camera, "Let's hear what he has to say." ”

The phone was connected, and Nick Fury, who learned that the school city had not stopped the live broadcast, took a deep breath and said slowly: "Your Excellency Leon, I'm Nick Fury, and we need your help...."

Before the voice fell, a sharp murmur suddenly jumped out of the telephone channel.

The big screen of the school city media center shows that countless small flying machines like insects leap out of Schwarzschild's throat and hover over the city.

If you zoom in on the screen, you can clearly see that the alien humanoid creature with a hideous and terrifying shape is riding on a shuttle-shaped motorcycle-like aircraft.

These Zeta Swiss soldiers piloted the flying motorcycle, and when they flipped the handle button of the aircraft, countless small balls immediately fell out of the decks on both sides of the aircraft and hovered silently in the air.

What are they doing? Nobody knows.

Li Ang looked at the Zitari army swarming out of the picture, a smile rose on the corner of his mouth, he buckled the phone and bowed slightly to the camera, "Audience friends, I'm sorry, today's live broadcast is over here, I'm going to leave for a while,

As the United Nations' designated liaison officer for extraterrestrial civilizations, he represents the human race on Earth and establishes formal diplomatic relations with the Zetari people. ”