You bad old man
"Many people say that the old man, I am a charlatan, hum! What do they know? The world comes from our people, and goes from our people; The same is true of craftsmanship, all twists and turns! Some people! It's developed, it's outstanding! I don't recognize people, I always feel superior, I always feel pretentious. Hehe, it's just a clown jumping off the beam, and it won't last a few days......"
"Old man, don't talk about those useless things, come and tell me why you want to do it like you, instead of being like me, using force to smooth it out?" Yun Fei obviously didn't care about the things that the master said, and was more concerned about the methods used to attract him.
"Hey, hey, hey! Housheng, don't worry! I'm not going to be a few days old man, and you're making me anxious, you can't afford it! Everyone up and down this clinic is counting on me! The old master counted the clouds flying with his thin hands.
The master smiled, so that everyone in the room could feel it, and there were future generations who could ask him for advice, and he was in a good mood. Even Guo Yusheng stopped resisting for a while, and endured it quietly, wanting to give the old man a moment of joy.
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry, so when are you going to say it?" Yunfei was like an ant on a hot pot, jumping to his feet in a hurry, but he said that he was not in a hurry.
"Huh? Don't worry, then wait for the old man and I'll rest for two or three days! The old master was about to lie down, but was grabbed by the anxious Yun Fei:
"Old man, you can't do this! If you continue like this, I won't learn! ”
"It's good not to learn! When the old man was young, he also taught a few apprentices, those stupid boys, I almost didn't make the old man angry to death, and I still have to find anger if I don't learn! ”
The master really lay down this time, picked up the purple clay pot in his hand, raised the teapot, gurgled a big mouthful, held the purple clay pot in one hand, and lay on the rocking chair to swim beautifully, very comfortable.
Seeing such a scene, Yun Fei was not in a hurry. He was not pretentious, he was short, and sat on the ground by the rocking chair. Stunned, still thinking about the trick.
Time passed with the crunch of rocking chairs, and the silence remained unbroken by the silence of all five people in the room.
Finally, the old master spoke again: "What? Not in a hurry? ”
"It's useless to be in a hurry!" Yun Fei sighed helplessly, "If you don't talk about me, it's impossible to drag you and beat you!" ”
"Good boy, are you threatening me, old man?" The old master blew his beard and stared.
"How dare you! Tell me, I'm a foreigner, I don't know the place well, no one knows me, if I fight the people of Tianluo, I can't leave the Tianluo Imperial City in an instant, and I can't escape in my very advanced spaceship! Even if it's fast, no other spaceship can catch up with it! ”
"Hey, hey! Stinky boy ...... "The old master smiled very happily, it seems that he has not been so happy for a long time. "Hey...... Hey...... Hey...... Hahaha...... Ahem, ahem, ahem! Oops......"
"Don't be in a hurry, you're not in a hurry!" The old master squinted his eyes, he was just facing the setting sun, and the golden light shone on his face, which was extremely kind.
"Can you hurry up, I'm ......"
Hum ~ The holy sword was unsheathed, Yun Fei's "cross" had already been against Guo Yusheng's neck, and the buzzing sword sounded, as long as Yun Fei moved slightly, the overflowing sword qi could cut Guo Yusheng's throat.
"It's okay, I'm okay, you guys continue to ......"
"Hehe......" The old master was still laughing, and he didn't know if he was moved:
"You act like you're in a hurry, but you're not in a hurry at all! You have time, and even if I don't tell you, one day, you will figure it out;
I said I wasn't in a hurry, but in fact I was in a hurry! The old man has not been around for a few days, and the craft cannot be lost, which is sorry for the ancestors.
So! Epigenetic! You can't just look at one aspect of everything, you think that such a push, you can indeed do that kind of massage. But even if the external wounds are healed, the inner bones will also be harmed. Therefore, I can't massage like that, not only smashing my signboard, but also desecrating my life! ”
"Aren't you arrogant or impatient......" Yun Fei muttered to himself.
"You're thinking too well, young man......" The old master said too much in one breath, picked up the teapot and poured it full, smashed it, smashed it, and when his throat was moistened, he continued:
"In this world, there are no people and things that are not arrogant or impatient, not arrogant or impatient, to put it bluntly, it is just tomorrow and tomorrow, but how many tomorrows? Tomorrow will be over one day, and you won't be able to do anything. Don't be arrogant or impatient! It's just an excuse for laziness.
The real non-arrogance and impatience is that when you experience it, you will not have psychological twists and turns because of its appearance! "Grunt, the master is full of tea.
"I don't understand ...... very much" Yun Fei admitted that he didn't understand what the master said, "I just want to ask about the technique, you don't seem to be the ...... technique"
"Old man, I'm talking about the technique, cough cough ......" The old master was not drinking tea, but looking at the sunset, his eyes were full of affection, with a little regret.
"Girl, you're blocking me......" The old master suddenly spoke, but he told Qinghao to move away.
"Oh......" Qing Hazy responded, pouted and lowered her head and turned around, not checking the resentful look in Guo Yusheng's eyes: "Sister, what about the arrogance of your princess maid?" obediently moved his position and went aside.
"Old man, I'm talking about tricks...... Do you understand...... Do you understand......"
The hand hung down weakly, and the old master tilted his head and was quiet......
"Old ...... Predecessor? Predecessor? Yun Fei noticed the old man's movement, turned over and knelt on one knee, and gently shook the old man's hand.
"Senior...... Predecessor? Yun Fei was extremely sad in his heart, although he had not been together for a long time, the old man had always been a wise man, leading him to understand the truth.
"Senior...... Woo woo...... "Yun Fei lowered his head sadly and sobbed in a low voice, even Jian Thirteen and Guo Yusheng on the side also showed sad looks, Qing Hazy did not lose his temper, and his eyes were red......
"Former ......"
"Whew...... Lu...... Whew......"
"Forehead ......"
“……”
“…… We...... Are you waiting? Guo Yusheng asked cautiously.
"Whew...... How to do things, ...... It's your approach to life, purring...... Let's go, let's go...... Purr ......"
Outside the medical hall, on the street of the Imperial City, Jian Thirteen asked curiously:
"Did Brother Yun graduate from the Imperial Academy of Arts?"
"No, why do you ask?" Yun Fei looked confused, not knowing why.
"Tsk, you're a natural artist! That crying scene is really amazing! ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! I think so too! Guo Yusheng clutched his chest, echoing, he wanted to avenge Yunfei's arrow.
"Poof!" Qing Hao laughed, and then covered her face with a handkerchief, blocking Yun Fei's gaze.
“…… What's wrong with me playing with the old man for a while? What's wrong? Isn't it possible? Yun Fei didn't bother to argue. casually replied, "And you, such a big steamed bun, doesn't it hurt?" Yun Fei glanced at Guo Yusheng's chest, and was hesitating whether to implement his idea and soothe him directly with a massage?
"Don't say it," Guo Yusheng touched his brother's swollen lump in surprise, "It's a little smaller, and it doesn't hurt so much!" ”
"Really?" Jian Thirteen wondered, is it really not a charlatan? Sword Thirteen felt that he had missed a treasure, and he did not remember the old man's methods, "No! Be sure to make a copy from Yunfei! He thought, "Why don't you take me to the hospital?" ”
"Hmph, can this girl see people badly? Hmph, a group of guys who spend the belly of a lady with the heart of a villain! Qing Hazy's head was about to go to the sky, and he arrogantly "interrogated" the three of Yunfei.
"Yes, yes, Sister Qinghao does have an eye for seeing people!" Guo Yusheng took out a sycophant that did not match his figure, and complimented his sister in his mouth.
"What do you think?" Qing Hazy's eyes were horizontal, waiting for Sword Thirteen and Yun Fei. However, when his gaze touched Yun Fei's figure, he quickly moved away, "Hmph! What do you think? ”
"That's right, Miss Sunny is really accurate in seeing people!" Jian Thirteen came back to his senses, the corners of his eyes turned up, and he smiled secretly.
"What about you?" Without waiting for Yun Fei's answer, Qing Hazy asked.
"I ...... I definitely don't have any opinions...... "Since Sword Thirteen "pierced that layer of window paper", Yunfei has never been able to face Qinghao head-on, and his voice has become cowardly, and his voice has become quieter.
"Hmph, you're self-aware!" Qing Hazy's ears were hot, and she didn't want to look at Yun Fei for too long, so she quickly looked away, like a winning rooster, and proudly went to the front of the team.
"Are women the same species as us?" Monk Yunfei Erzhang was confused, so he could only follow and walk forward. The street hawkers couldn't raise his interest.
The conversation fell into awkwardness, and the group fell silent, without saying anything all the way. This is a bit out of place with the surrounding street markets.
However, the surrounding street markets did not become cold with the embarrassment of Yunfei and his party, but became more and more lively, and even a little unusual. The market is in turmoil!
"Oh no! Quick, look at the heavens! The people of Tianluo screamed in astonishment, pointing to the sky above the market and shouting aloud.
"What's going on?"
"What happened?"
The four of Yunfei were in the most prosperous part of the market, and the umbrella covered the sky, so they didn't see what was going on in the sky.
"Go check it out!" Qing Hao gave an order, she is the maid of Princess Mengluo, there is a sensation in the Tianluo Imperial City, even if she is not in the court, she can go back and tell the princess.
In this way, the four of Yunfei squeezed towards the open area while leaving the people behind.
Finally, the sky appeared in the eyes of the four of Yunfei, and Qing Hazy in the team saw the change in the sky, and instantly turned pale with fright:
"Hmm......" Qinghao raised her hand to cover her mouth, looking at the sky in horror, and the people around her fled as if they were fleeing......