Chapter 13 Lao Tzu is a night owl
The group of four listened to the chirping of the little beasts as they continued on their way.
The old demon of Montenegro put his hands behind his head, held a tender grass stalk in his mouth, and hummed an unknown music. The quiet path under his feet zigzagged and stretched forward, hidden in the mist like green smoke, and the old demon of Montenegro sighed faintly: "This forest is really big! How long are we going to go in this forest? ”
Li Yuebai glanced at the old demon of the Black Mountain and said, "What? Do you have kidney deficiency or yang deficiency? How long have you been walking and you're softened? ”
Long Er was running around Ying Ziyu to offer his courtesy, so he didn't have time to pay attention to the old demon of Montenegro. If Li Yuebai ignores him, no one will pay attention to him.
Knowing that Li Yuebai was ridiculing himself, the old demon of Montenegro muttered silently and secretly scolded Li Yuebai a few words, and then looked like a dog, and ran to Li Yuebai's side, flattering: "King~ You don't often live in the forest, you don't know." In the deep forests of this wetland, there are especially many mosquitoes. People aren't afraid of you, and it's annoying to be harassed by the mosquitoes. ”
"Feelings, are you still caring about me?" Li Yue looked at the old demon of Black Mountain with a smile on his face, knowing that what he said was not the truth. But seeing him like this, he knew that although he was very dissatisfied with himself, he didn't dare to disobey his orders at will, let alone leave him, so he felt that this was actually not bad.
Seeing Li Yuebai's "terrible" smile, the old demon of Montenegro hurriedly pretended to help Li Yuebai beat his shoulders, pinched his arms, and said again and again: "That is, the king is a small sky, a small earth!" Except for the little parents, only the king is the closest! The little ones don't care about the king, who else can they care about? "That little mouth is a set of things, if it weren't for the person who listened to this is Li Yuebai, it would really be that this old demon of Montenegro is full of sincerity.
Li Yuebai didn't eat this set, and very shamelessly pierced the sycophants of the old demon of Montenegro, and said: "If you say this as another monster, I may believe it, but you, the tree demon, do you know who your parents are?" ”
"Uh......" There is no doubt that Li Yuebai's words are a critical blow to the old demon of Montenegro!
The old demon of Montenegro was cultivated into a demon by himself, not born to his parents who cultivated into a human form. If you insist on having parents, it should also be an acacia tree that has not become a sperm.
In the black mountain ravine where the old demon of Montenegro grows, there are tens of thousands of acacia trees, how does he know which tree is his biological parents?
Therefore, Li Yuebai is clearly saying that the old demon of Montenegro is not sincere at all. How smart and clever is the old demon of Montenegro? If he couldn't even understand Li Yuebai's words, then he had been cultivating for so many years! He flattered Li Yuebai more enthusiastically:
"Look at what you said, my lord. Everyone is your person, can you do anything to be sorry for you? ”
This sentence provoked Li Yuebai to sneer again, and said, "You can be a little cheaper." From the realization to now, the two of us just worshipped in the church, and there was no hole in the room, how can you say that you are my person? If you find some little yellow fox or pink civet one day, won't you want to slap me in the face? ”
Get! The old demon of Montenegro finally understood, Li Yuebai was still worried about the little red civet! But you can't blame him! At that time, he was still young, and his heart was undecided, how did he know that his casual words, that little girl actually took it seriously. Besides, he didn't do anything to that little girl.
However, the old demon of Montenegro knew that Li Yuebai would not listen to his explanation at all. Even if he explained, Li Yuebai would only say that he played with other people's feelings and was a complete bastard. So, he didn't explain at all, and continued to work hard to please Li Yuebai.
In the face of the black mountain old demon's extreme flattery, Li Yuebai still ridiculed him without a match, and the black mountain demon simply didn't say anything, rubbing on Li Yuebai's arm like a kitten. This trick really worked, and Li Yuebai finally stopped mocking him, but pushed him away with a look of disgust.
Because of the dense trees in this forest, the group of four people did not know how long they had walked. I saw that it was getting late, and the chirping of the little beasts in the forest gradually dispersed at this moment, but it was the turn of the insects and frogs to make a lively appearance. Occasionally, two owl cooings are heard, and the frog cries pause for a moment.
"We've got to find a place to spend the night." Ying Ziyu said: "It is not advisable to rush at night in the forest. ”
Before Li Yuebai could speak, the old demon of Montenegro showed a different look to Ying Ziyu, and chuckled: "I can't see that you, the son and brother who live in the palace compound, still understand this." ”
Feeling that the old demon of Montenegro was obviously looking down on himself when he said this, Ying Ziyu glanced at the old demon of Montenegro unhappily, and said: "The son of our Qin State is not as nourishing and carefree as you think, there are more things to learn on weekdays, survival in the wild is an essential lesson, otherwise how to lead troops to fight!" ”
The old demon of Montenegro was so choked by Ying Ziyu's words that he couldn't say anything, so he grinned bored with himself, and then quietly hid behind Li Yuebai.
Li Yuebai didn't plan to help the old demon of Montenegro speak this time, in his eyes, the old demon of Montenegro was all self-inflicted and deserved!
Just now, Long Er heard Ying Ziyu say that he wanted to find a place to spend the night, so he looked around, then ran to a tree, looked up and asked the two birds squatting on the branches, with blue eyes and said, "Night cat smash, do you know where you can spend the night?" ”
As soon as he finished asking, a violent shout came from the tree: "Night cat, your grandmother has legs, Lao Tzu is a night owl!" ”
Ryuuji quickly changed his words and asked again politely, "Brother that night owl, do you know where you can spend the night?" ”
However, the night owl obviously didn't give Long Er face, and scolded angrily, saying, "Fart big brother, Lao Tzu is a female night owl!" ”
"......" was scolded twice, and even if Ryuuji was a fool, he couldn't hold his face a little. What's more, the old demon of Montenegro on the side was already rolling on the ground with a smile, and he was not in shape. The image of a handsome boy who was still trying to maintain in the past is now gone.
In the past two days, although Ying Ziyu has seen a lot of monsters with personality, it is the first time he has seen such a personality. Seeing that Long Er was deflated again, although it was very comforting, he still laughed unkindly, but it was not as exaggerated as the old demon of Montenegro laughed.
As soon as he opened his mouth, the eldest sister was unhappy, and Ryuuji didn't know how to ask the other party for forgiveness, so he pitifully looked at Li Yuebai for help. Although he wanted to express himself in front of Ying Ziyu, Ying Ziyu's lively expression deeply hurt his self-esteem.
Whoever laughs at him, he doesn't care, even if Ying Ziyu laughs at him, it will make him feel that his self-esteem is deeply frustrated!
If it were usual, Li Yuebai might be kind enough to help Long Er break the siege. But now, although Li Yuebai does not have any abnormalities on his face, the stuffiness in his heart is still blocked in his chest and is difficult to dissipate. Therefore, he was also indifferent to Ryuuji's request for help.
Poor Ryuuji can only rely on himself.
Scratching his head under the tree with a sad face, he turned left and right a few times, and finally his eyes lit up and he came up with a good idea. Looking up at the night owl on the tree, he smiled and flattered: "Night owl beauty, if you want to take us to find a place where we can spend the night comfortably, I will catch many mice and many snakes for you to eat, what do you think?" ”
The night owl's bronze bell had big round eyes with a faint green light, and with a twist of his bones, he agreed to Ryuuji's request and said, "This deal is good, you come with me." With that, he flapped his wings and flew away.
Ryuuji showed a smirk, and just wanted to ask the three for praise, but found that the three didn't even look at him, and followed the night owl intently.
Ryuuji puffed out his cheeks in some disappointment and followed the three of them sullenly.
That night owl didn't deceive Ryuuji, and really took them to a warm and cozy cave. The night owl stood on the branch at the entrance of the cave, looked at Ryuuji, and let out two grunts in his throat, and then said:
"I brought the place, and you promised me the reward?"
On this big night, where can Ryuji go to find the snake? However, if you promise someone else's things, you must do it, this is being a human being...... Ah no, the most basic quality of being a demon.
Long Er was worried, but he thought of the big python spirit he met during the day - Yan Qing! Deng Shi smashed his palm, smiled and said to himself: "Yes, there is no such big python spirit, I will catch it, it must be able to withstand a lot of rats and snakes!" ”
After that, he was about to fly into the air, but the old demon of Black Mountain with a panicked face used his hand that turned into a tree vine to entangle Ryuuji's dragon claws, which was Kankan to stop Ryuuji.
Long Er turned his head and asked the old demon of Montenegro with a frowning face and dissatisfaction: "Heiwa, what are you doing?" I promised the night owl to help her catch food, why did you stop me? ”
The old demon of Montenegro naturally couldn't let Long Er catch Yan Qing back, although Yan Qing was not righteous, he was his friend after all. He could only laugh dryly and reason with Long Er: "That big python spirit was met in the morning, and now it's night, can you still find it?" ”
Ryuuji pointed to his nose and said proudly, "I remember his taste." Saying that he was about to fly again, he was pulled down by the old demon of Montenegro again, and hurriedly said:
"But even if you remember his taste, how long will it take to come back and forth, and when you get him, this beautiful night owl can't wait, can you?"
The night owl also spoke at the right time, saying, "Hurry up, goo-goo...... I'm hungry, goo......"
"Okay then." Ryuuji reluctantly compromised. It seems that the only way to catch mice is to go.
Fortunately, there are a lot of rats in this forest, and Ryuuji is fast enough. Within half an hour, he caught a lot of rats for the night owl and came back, including two snakes, both of which had no spiritual power, and were still alive.
When the night owl saw the prey that Ryuuji had caught, he couldn't help but grunt twice with satisfaction, and said, "Yes, yes, more than I have caught in ten days." After saying that, he left with the prey that was packed by Ryuuji.
By the time Ryuuji entered the cave, the three of them had already lit a bonfire, tested some pheasants and hares, and went to sleep after eating. The old demon of Montenegro did not sleep because he had to keep vigil. Seeing Long Er coming back, he pointed to the roast pheasant in front of him and said to Long Er:
"This is for you, wash your hands and eat it again."
Ryuuji showed a silly smile to the old demon of the Black Mountain, and then obediently went out to wash his hands.
Ying Ziyu, who was lying on the side, opened her eyes faintly, looked at the back of Long Er who went out to wash her hands, and showed a slightly complicated look in her eyes, so she closed her eyes and continued to sleep.