"Well, that's ......" I was worried that he would see an ominous old man.

But this guy was suspicious, and he didn't want to listen to my explanation at all, probably worried that the conversation just now would be heard. He rushed over with a gun, and Zhang Peng and I followed, and the unknown old man disappeared, turning into a brush head and falling to the ground. There is something like a cartoon pasted on the wardrobe, and the paper is probably torn from the paper window, and the picture is very familiar.

I was sucked by the dragon and rushed to the sky, standing in mid-air, eighteen pieces of Lin armor lined up behind me, like wings, different from the tens of thousands of paintings in the corpse research institute, this human face is very clear, paralyzed, take a closer look, isn't it me?

There are also a few clear big words next to it: Devil Terminator Jiang Zhonghe.

Zhang Peng looked at Senior Commander Tan and looked at me with a confused expression.

Lao Tzu's heart is really 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, it's just inexplicable, I don't know what the old man is doing. Tan Jiang looked at me, hugged his fists and said: "It turns out that my brother is a master, his real name is Jiang Zhonghe, Jiang Shuisheng should be just a pseudonym, I don't know Taishan with my eyes, and I hope my brother will take care of it more in the future." ”

What can I do, I can only force my face to laugh, pretend to the end, I can't call the ominous old man out and beat him, let him explain to Tan Jiang in person.

"Well said, well said!" I replied.

"The two of you should rest early, and if you are short of money, I will ask my subordinates to send three thousand oceans over first."

"No, it's not bad money!" Zhang Peng hurriedly said.

Tan Jiang nodded, glanced at the painting, and left with a puzzled face, he was a rough man and looked stout, but when he left, he closed the door very politely.

I was so angry that I picked up the brush and scolded: "Unknown old man, you have a fucking problem, draw a fart Jiang Zhonghe." ”

"Didn't you say that I want to draw you a face?" He said.

"When it's not good to draw, you have to paint at this time."

"I told you, your scales will fly, so I'll draw it for you."

"Then you have to ask me first!"

"Why do I want to ask you, the pen is in my hand." Said ominously and stubbornly.

"Fart, you paint my portrait, I have the right to portrait, why do you paint casually?"

"What is image rights? It's your honor to let me paint. ”

Zhang Peng sighed, rubbed his face helplessly, shook his head and sat on the chair, this guy didn't know when he stole my cigarette, lit one and smoked. "Don't tell him, it doesn't make sense, it's not the brain of an era, playing the piano to the cow."

"I'm a little confused." I looked at the lifelike painting, dizzy and walked to the bed, resting upside down, I was so tired, with this dead old man, I don't know how many wronged pots I have to carry in the future, fortunately that Li Nu didn't follow, he knew my great-grandfather when he was a child, right, what about Li Nu? Why didn't you come along?

"Monkey, I finally know what it is, the ordinariness of life, the wrongfulness of death." I sighed.

"Am I wronged?" Zhang Peng said angrily. "Caught off guard, why do you say you have to be idle and let the ominous old man paint your face? If Xiong Qiling goes home in the future to inquire about your family and get your grandmother over, you will be miserable. ”

"I thought I was too cowardly, not worthy of Liu Ling, and I wanted the unknown old man to paint my face and tease her!" I explained.

"If you have a painting, you won't be cowardly?" Zhang Peng asked.

I sighed and scratched my head in frustration, I was just joking.

At noon, Na Cihang passed by the door, folded his hands, looked at me with blazing eyes, and said: "It's clumsy, I didn't expect that the two little brothers are young, and they are actually incognito masters, I hope it will be good not to fight in the future." ”

"Don't worry, as long as the master doesn't embarrass us, I won't hurt you. After all, it's not easy for you to come out to work and earn money when you're old. I said.

Zhang Peng stood beside me, smiling awkwardly, about to hold back the redness, and I felt a little shameless.

But I think pretending to be forced can protect myself, as long as I have a good sense of proportion, those who want to kill me don't dare to do it casually, and after improving my own use value, there will still be people who want to win me over and turn enemies into friends, even if they are hypocritical friends, so I have to hold on to the field now, and I can't fall into the danger of last night, I still have a lot to do.

Although Cihang is so thin that he only has an old face left, but he has his own aura, which makes people dare not underestimate him, he smiled: "The two of you are laughing, the old monk is alone, there is nothing to worry about, purely for fun, if you fight, it is difficult to say whether you will win or lose, although I didn't see the little brother kill seventeen people in a row last night, but I think you may not be able to control what is behind you." The imperial object relies on qi, and the qi in your body should not have fused yet, so you have to hurry up. ”

I smiled on the surface, but my heart sank, this old thing seems to be a person who understands, and it is not easy to fool. "Don't worry about it, my royal things are all based on my mood, not on any anger."

Cihang went downstairs with a smile, Zhang Peng looked at his back as he went downstairs, and reminded: "It's okay to deceive ordinary people, it's a bit difficult to deceive experts, you really have to hurry, this old lama is not simple." ”

"Hold on, you can't resist his Sanskrit sound!" I say.

However, since last night's battle, his status has improved a lot, Yang Guangyuan actually took the initiative to invite me and Zhang Peng to sit at his table, but I declined, I have to guard Liu Ling, and the two of Bai Xiong are still courteous there, but in different ways, Bai Zongyao is arrogant and machismo, thinking that he can conquer me Ling'er with a handsome face that pretends to be forced. Xiong Qiling was very enthusiastic, not at all like a master, took out his chopsticks and placed them neatly in front of Liu Ling, which made Liu Ling look at me very speechlessly.

"These chopsticks are too thin, and the tofu is easy to break, so change to a thick pair." After I finished speaking, I searched for a long time in the basket, and it was actually the same, but I still replaced it for her.

"Do you have tofu again?" Xiong Qiling asked very puzzled.

"Of course, mapo tofu, I'll cook it myself, you eat it first."

After saying that, I went to the kitchen, and the shopkeeper had already prepared all the ingredients I wanted, and was just about to start the fire, but Ou Caiqing stood at the door of the kitchen and said, "Burn two plates, I will eat them too." ”

"What are you eating, don't approach me, your young marshal Yang is a ruthless character." I say.

"If you don't burn it, I'll snatch Liu Ling's." Ou Caiqing said and left.

"Vixen!" I scolded, looked at the fire in the stove, began to cook tofu, and muttered, "Two old fools, fight with me, you are still too tender." ”

When I went out with two plates of mapo tofu, Zhang Peng and the others didn't move their chopsticks, waiting for me, probably because Yang Guangyuan didn't move, after all, he was the boss of these people.

I put a plate in front of Ou Caiqing's table, and a plate in front of Liu Ling, Yang Guangyuan looked at me with surprised eyes, and said: "Little brother is really good Yaxing, in order to win the favor of Miss Liu Ling, he actually cooks by himself, there are so many tricks, no wonder girls like it." ”

After speaking, he also glanced at Ou Caiqing meaningfully.

Bai Zongyao sighed, picked up chopsticks to eat, and said, "When a man cooks, there is no masculinity. ”

I took the chopsticks and sandwiched a piece of mapo tofu into Xiao Ling'er's bowl, and Liu Ling was stunned during the whole process.

I said to Bai Zongyao: "Lao Bai, you should go back to the Qing Dynasty, do you think you can use masculinity to attract girls?" A lion or a deer, you are the emperor Laozi, and women have to serve you. ”

"Shameless boy, don't talk to me." Bai Zongyao's face turned pale with anger, and he slammed rice into his mouth, when he first saw him, he thought he was more than a hundred years old, so he was an old stubborn, it turned out that he was like this when he was young! Then Pu Yi'er, with the support of the devil, is still engaged in the puppet Manchurian regime in the Northeast, no wonder the residual poison of feudalism is difficult to remove.

"Eat!" Zhang Peng yelled at me softly.

Liu Ling ate mapo tofu and never spoke, it is estimated that she was confused, but her eyes were no longer so cold when she looked at me. With her appearance, for thousands of years, it is estimated that there are many men who are attentive, so her resistance is very good, just like she told me in Dongzhou Fishing Village, men just like her looks, not really love her, she is very smart and understands this.

But she may not be used to this kind of method, in front of everyone's eyes, a big man actually went to the kitchen of the restaurant to cook for her, especially my mapo tofu is still specially studied, and the taste is quite good.

Maybe many people don't say it, but in their hearts they scold me for being a worthless guy, but I don't mind, this room is full of Qing remnants, I care about his fart!