The Tanchun monk still wanted to get up and run, Lei Ling's old man smashed his knee with an iron crutch, and screamed, it seems that Zhang Peng guessed correctly, this guy is really a human, not a ghost.

"Zishan, catch him." The old man Lei Ling shouted, it turned out that his son's name was Lei Zishan.

Lei Zishan rushed over, grabbed the collar of the Tanchun monk and pressed it on the stove where the sweet potatoes were roasted, and the Tanchun monk was so hot that he screamed. "Who are you? How dare you provoke the Spring Explorer of the Seven Temples? ”

"Where did you catch that girl in the red down jacket?" Lei Zishan roared, pointing his sword at the big mole, ready to cut it down at any time, this guy was really grumpy.

"Which one are you talking about?"

"Looks like you've harmed a lot of girls." Lei Ling said.

"Not much, not much, in the past three years, there are exactly three hundred and fifty-six."

"Where did you get so many girls?"

"I'll hand it over to the six hosts, and they will send the girl to Yufeng Tianchi to worship the Jade Buddha of Tongtian, you have a kind of going to them to settle accounts, I'm a part-time worker."

"Why have you harmed so many young lives?" Lei Ling is talking a lot of nonsense, he has been hit by the Spring Silkworm Gu, and now his old face is red, if he doesn't hurry up to ask for the antidote, won't that little Dao Gu suffer later.

"I'm also a poor man, a single man who can't find a wife, do you see my? Cancerous. This is a good errand, deceived girl, I will find some beautiful ones to enjoy secretly, and then wash them and give them them, so that they can be exchanged for pills to continue their lives. It's all about living, even if you kill me now, you'll make a lot of money in this life, but you're miserable, and you have to bury me. ”

As soon as I heard it, I was furious, Mahler compared, there was such a conscientious dog thing. I got out of the car, threw the car door shut, pushed away a few Taoist priests around, walked to the Tanchun monk, kicked his balls, he screamed, wanted to reach out to cover, was pressed by Lei Zishan on the stove and couldn't move, I made up for it again, mainly worried that the force just now was too light, and it was not broken.

Only artificial castration can relieve the anger in my heart.

"Ah...... Yes...... My balls. "The spring monk screamed non-stop." Stop kicking, it hurts, what's that girl's name, I think. ”

"Brother, good footwork!" Lei Zishan praised and pulled me away. "Lei Jiayin, when you were caught, he was wearing a red down jacket and jeans."

"I remember, I remember, the ass is very ......"

Before he finished speaking, Lei Zishan pushed up on his knee again, that was his daughter, how could he tolerate such humiliation from the Tanchun monk.

"Don't fight, I say, I say ......," the Tanchun monk cried, I don't think he was so coercive when he bullied those girls.

She said that her surname was Lei, her grandfather was cultivating in Kunlun Mountain, this time she was visiting, and said that her ancestor was called Lei Bei, who was the alchemist of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and her family Taoism was superb, begging me to let her go. Otherwise, her grandfather will find me, and I will be in trouble. ”

I thought about it, this guy won't be lying, Qingqing was hit by the Spring Silkworm Gu, but there is not so much nonsense, he will me if he comes up directly, and he can't wait to swallow my tongue.

"When did I tell you? At the time of poisoning? I asked.

"No, after the incident, she said weakly that this place is too far from the fairy tale village, so I chatted with her." Tanchun monk said.

"You bullied her?" Lei Zishan's eyes showed a fierce light, the sword was picked, and he cut the big mole, the Tanchun monk screamed, and a bloody milky white worm suddenly appeared in the mole, like a roundworm, rushing towards Lei Zishan's right eye, Lei Zishan's sword waved, cutting off the insect, but half of the white worm's body had already drilled into his eyes, covering his bleeding eyes and snorting, sure enough, a tough guy, he didn't scream.

At this time, the black horse that was torn apart by Lei Ling suddenly got up from the ground, hissed, and fled in the direction of the fairy tale village, with a fast speed, and disappeared in the goose feather snow after a while.

The Tanchun monk covered the big mole, screaming and crying bitterly, the little Taoist aunt took out a rope and tied his hands and legs, and the two Taoist priests lifted him up and tied him to the roof of the car.

"Where's the Spring Silkworm Gu antidote?" Lei Ling asked.

"This woman is the antidote." Tanchun Monk looked at Xiao Daogu and smiled, his face was full of blood, and he was already dying. "Also, it was the old man Wendao who told me about her hotel, so you should go to him to settle accounts, otherwise I don't usually catch girls in busy places."

"Wen Dao" The old man Lei Ling was stunned and glanced at Zhang Peng.

Lei Zishan's eyes were bandaged, and he swung a few swords to chop the iron stove before getting into the car, and Lei Ling staggered into the van.

"Get in the car." Zhang Peng yelled at me. "Addicted to kicking eggs? Why are you standing there stupidly? ”

"Anger!" I replied.

We drove behind Jinbei, the speed was very slow, but the strange thing is that we didn't see the footprints of the dark horse along the way, and there was no trace of the snow? No wonder I couldn't catch up until one hundred and fifty or six that night.

"Your master is in trouble now." I said, Zhang Peng didn't say a word, it is estimated that he is also very disappointed in the old man Wendao now, this kind of thing can be done, no different from a beast.

"Ray quilt? Ray was ...... Ray was ......, "I lit a cigarette, touched my chin, and thought about it for a long time, but I just couldn't remember it."

"Chanting?" Zhang Peng said angrily.

"Ray is so familiar with this name, where have you seen it?" I say.

"I must not have seen it anyway, otherwise I wouldn't have forgotten it."

"So you're not there, I'm the only one who saw it? An alchemist during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. I muttered to myself, closed my eyes and recalled, took a sharp puff of cigarette, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my head, and I slapped Zhang Peng's arm so hard that the car almost slipped into the ditch on the side of the road.

"Your brain ......"

"Ouyang Xiong's Huainan Honglie book says yes, one of the eight princes." I said.

"Are you sure you're not mistaken? I feel like the book is all fake. Zhang Peng replied.

"That's right, just go back and ask Qingqing."

Yes, Qingqing has a good memory, and he has read a lot of ancient books, and Huainan Honglie must have studied it. At this time, I saw that something was wrong with the van, dangling around, but fortunately the guy driving was skilled, otherwise it would have been under the roadbed.

"The Spring Silkworm Gu has attacked, Old Man Lei must be holding his little Dao Gu apprentice and poking wildly." Zhang Peng analyzed.

"No way, he's so angry."

"Gang's evil spirit is also a man, no matter how high his cultivation is, it is not as hard. Except for the stone heart people, as long as they are poisoned by spring poison, it is estimated that they all have a virtue. ”

Zhang Peng's words are quite pitiful, he can't get hard after being poisoned by spring, what kind of pain is it!

The van in front of us twisted even more, we could only slow down so as not to collide, although Mr. Unknown's Qingxin ink can detoxify spring poison, but I'm not in a hurry at all, isn't this old man Lei Ling good at fortune telling? Did you calculate that you are not guaranteed in the evening, and in front of everyone, in the small carriage, poked the female apprentice.

At this time, the van stopped, Lei Zishan got out of the car, carried the old man Lei Ling, who was tied up tightly, walked towards us, and patted the window, "Little brother, put my father in your car." ”

"Fart, he's a teddy in heat now, how dangerous it is to put us in the car." I said.

"Put it in the trunk!" Lei Zishan said, his right eye was still bleeding, I respected him as a man, so I nodded in agreement.

Zhang Peng watched Lei Zishan put Lei Ling in the trunk, looked at me again, was stunned for a long time, and said: "I'm driving, you go to the back seat and take care of it, don't crawl over and poke me in the back of the head, this kind of weather, driving is very dangerous." ”

"Why don't you go, I'll drive."

He pushed me away and yelled, "You promised." ”

I had to climb into the back seat, Lei Ling was tied up, still writhing wildly, with a big white beard, it was really embarrassing.

"Old man Lei, have you ever told your fortune?" I asked with a smile and took a picture with my phone.

"I'm so hot......" Old Man Lei roared.

"This is called good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, if your fortune telling is really so accurate, you should have taken precautions just now."

"I'm so hot......" he screamed even worse.

"Okay, okay, I'll save your life this time."

I took out the tip of a black brush and said to Mr. Ominous, "Old man, let's have some clear ink!" ”

After saying that, I grabbed Lei Ling's clothes and painted a circle of black on his lips, and soon he fell asleep. When he arrived at the fairy tale village, Lei Zishan came over and was about to pick up the old man Lei, but he saw that his lips were black, and he screamed: "Dad......"

"I'm not dead!" I said.