Chapter 243: Marriage is a thread
Yue Lao was carried back by the three of them, but fortunately, it is estimated that he fainted from hunger in the sky, and he was old and weak, so it led to the gibberish when he woke up.
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I accidentally came to the mortal world. β
"Old man, why did you follow you to the battlefield, and the Jade Emperor didn't care?"
Yue Lao said while eating melons and fruits: "Who told you that I went to the battlefield, I was bored that day, and I walked around, who knew that I came to the reincarnation tunnel in a daze, and I accidentally stepped on the air and floated down." β
"So, you still have mana?!"
Xing Wenshi said excitedly: "Uncle, discuss something with you, you see, can you pull the red line for me." β
"Hahaha, it's a small thing, it's not just a red line, it's simple!"
"Old man, it's my share to save you, and you have to pull a red thread for me!" said the Howling Dog.
"And me, Yue Lao, you don't want to favor one over the other!" the giant spirit god also said in a mixed voice.
"Okay, good, it's all there, can this be considered a thing?!"
Hearing Yue Lao's promise, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.
"But I look at your appearance, do you have a misunderstanding about the matter of pulling the red line?"
Yue Lao is now full of food and drink, and said leisurely.
"We don't understand what Uncle is saying, can you be more detailed?"
Yue Lao smiled mysteriously, "I know, all of you have a misunderstanding of this red line. Do you think that as long as I hold the red thread, you can get the other half of your life very casually?"
"Huhβisn't that so?"
"yes, isn't that so?"
"Didn't you say that if you pull the red line, you will get married?"
Yue Lao looked at a few people as if he was an idiot and said: "You don't want to think about it, why am I still single now, let me tell you, how many years have I been chasing the matchmaker, and I haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, do you think this red line is useful?"
"It shouldn't be!" Xing Wenshi said worriedly, "I actually just want to get involved with the red line and my dead wife." β
"Don't, young man, although I sympathize with you, but you must not do stupid things, the underworld will not be taken care of by me, and the second is not the scope of my red line, can this red line be pulled casually?"
The roaring dog was dissatisfied: "Old man, didn't you say that the red line is useless, since it is useless, why do you still have so many rules?"
"It's not completely useless!"
Yue Lao said very solemnly: "Actually, this is what it looks like, this red line is indeed a marriage line, if a pair of men and women look at each other pleasing to the eye, kiss me and me on the moon willows, I hold it like this, this is called icing on the cake." In the second place, if this man and woman have love for each other, but dare not say it, I will increase their confidence together nine times out of ten. I remember how to sing the lyrics of a sentence in the world, what love and what courage?"
"Love really takes courage to face gossip, as long as you look at it for sure, my love has meaning. β
"Yes, yes, that's it, love really takes courage!"
The dream of the daughter-in-law of the giant spirit god was shattered, and she was unwilling to say: "According to what you say, won't I still be able to find my daughter-in-law?"
Yue Lao glanced at the giant spirit god and said: "As the so-called, a thousand miles of marriage is a thread, in fact, it is a lottery, the biggest effect of the red line is to increase your goodwill with each other, but the effect is just a little bit, say big or small, otherwise why is there the word love at first sight in the world?"
"I understand that the red line is like a catalyst that can catalyze the friendship between the two, but it cannot be decisive. β
"The guy understands well, that's exactly what happened. β
Xing Wenshi sighed and said: "Now I understand, why so many have nothing to do with you, it turns out that those authors know the role of Yue Lao, otherwise they would find you to pull the red line, and they will have thousands of harems in minutes." β
"I don't like to hear that, but it's true. β
"I've been looking forward to it for so long, I'm looking forward to it!" said the Howling Dog.
Yue Lao blew his beard and glared: "That's not necessarily, what is the reason why men and women are together, it's not an opportunity, maybe an outing, maybe a look back, maybe a tailline, maybe a ......."
"Uncle, don't say it, it's getting more and more wrong?"
Yue Lao said to the cat with the tail blown up: "I can't see it, you guys are underestimating me!"
"Who underestimated you, I'm just a little disappointed!"
"I'll go, after all, it's not to underestimate me!"
Xing Wenshi was entangled in his heart, look, this time he met the living treasure again, his task is becoming more and more unreliable, Ming Ming Yue Lao is not from the front line, this can be locked by the system, and the road is long!
Besides, the matter of Yue Lao's stay in Huaguo Mountain is like a colorful head, and it has been rumored in just one day.
For a while, many monkeys from Huaguo Mountain and nearby demons came to ask for good luck, and these days, many of them have achieved marriage. In Yue Lao's own words, this is the icing on the cake, is it colorful, who doesn't like it, so he is now also a celebrity in Huaguo Mountain.
And this news soon reached Yang Cheng's ears.
On this day, the sky was still bright, and Yang Chengcheng took Long Yin to Yue Lao's residence.
For Yang Cheng, Yue Lao has heard of it, and heard that the Monkey King has to be respectful to him, this kind of big guy, where does he dare to offend.
"Yue Lao, I heard that your red line is very spiritual?"
"Sincerity is spirituality!"
"Can you take a few for me?"
"How many?" Yue Lao swallowed his saliva, the first time he saw someone so shameless, how many more did he need if one was not enough?!
"I don't know how many roots the ancestor has to pull?"
"Five!"
Yue Lao looked at Long Yin beside Yang Cheng, and saw that she was not displeased at all, she was so envious in her heart, specially, I felt that the shameless man in front of me was the real Yue Lao, and he was fake this month!
"No problem, the matter of the red line will be handed over to me, and I promise to satisfy the ancestor!"
Don't say five, it doesn't matter if there are fifty thousand, as long as the big guy in front of you is happy.
Yang Cheng was overjoyed in his heart, and without hesitation, he tied five red threads on his fingers, one for Long Yin, one for Meng'er, as well as Yingqiu, Zidui and Zero.
Originally, it was impossible to draw the line if it didn't belong to the same face, but the aura of these women on Yang Cheng's body was very heavy, and the red line was tangible and intangible, so it was a success.
After this matter was settled, Yang Cheng was overjoyed, he didn't mean anything else, he hoped that in the future, he and they would be more affectionate and sweet.
But even he didn't expect that what happened next would directly become his nightmare.
(End of chapter)