23 Constipation

Zhu Liyan came, he was quite cooperative, Gu Zhuo felt a lot better about him, although Zhu Liyan was very supportive of his grandson, plotted against Gu Zhuo, and wanted to step on Gu Zhuo's position, but he still had a bit of generosity, and he was willing to gamble and lose, with this, he deserved Gu Zhuo's respect.

However, what's the matter with not saying a word for half a day?

Gu Zhuo said: "Brother, your constipation problem needs to be cured. ”

Zhu Liyan was stunned for a moment and denied: "I'm inconvenient to be secretive!" ”

Gu Zhuo slapped the table and said, "It's inconvenient to talk even if it's secret!" It's like dry stool, I'm waiting. ”

People can't boast, and if something happens, they shouldn't raise Zhu Liyan's rating.

Zhu Liyan smiled awkwardly and said, "My friend said that it was best not to tell others about this. ”

Gu Zhuo sneered and said, "You tease me to play that, your current behavior is the same as when you and Ye An open a room, take off your pants, and Ye An tells you that you can't do it." ”

Zhu Liyan's face was flushed, and he didn't know what his brain had made up.

"Brother, what do you want, so engrossed, do you want me to tell you some details."

Zhu Liyan coughed twice, "Don't worry, I didn't say I wouldn't tell you." ”

Gu Zhuo said: "Then what are you still reserved, you are not a yellow flower girl." ”

Zhu Liyan calmed down a bit, mainly to save the restricted picture in his mind, Gu Zhuo's words just now, the situation introduced is evocative.

"My friend..."

Gu Zhuo stiffly interrupted Zhu Liyan's words, "Don't talk about your friend anymore, I have no interest in your friend, you don't need to explain my background, I play games and skip cutscenes, you tell me what happened directly." ”

Zhu Liyan was speechless, "Aren't you afraid of being beaten like this?" ”

Gu Zhuo smiled, his face immediately became cold after laughing, and his face changed extremely quickly, "If you don't say anything, you will be beaten, I'm not kidding." ”

Zhu Liyan said: "Okay! All right! I said, but there is one thing, don't spread the word. ”

Gu Zhuo said angrily: "You ink like a girl, I advise you, don't chase Ye An, you have to be good sisters." ”

Zhu Liyan was not angry, Gu Zhuo said this, Zhu Liyan felt that there was no possibility between Gu Zhuo and Ye An.

"It was my friend's next door to the dormitory, there were six boys in the dormitory, the first night they had drunk, and the next day, three of them woke up in the back mountain, and they were not dressed yet."

Gu Zhuo said: "Where are the ghosts? ”

Zhu Liyan said: "Listen to me, don't interrupt me." ”

"No problem. ”

"There was a scent on the bodies of these three people, and at first they suspected that it was a prank, but the next day they woke up, still in the back mountain, still undressed."

"Wait, I have a question. ”

Zhu Liyan said: "You say." ”

Gu Zhuo said: "How did these three people solve the problem of having no clothes, they can't go back to the dormitory naked, they don't have clothes, and they shouldn't have mobile phones." ”

Zhu Liyan said: "My friend didn't elaborate. ”

Gu Zhuo said, "So, don't you think it's strange? Didn't you ask? ”

Zhu Liyan was crazy, he had the urge to pull out his hair, "That's not the point!" ”

Gu Zhuo said: "Brother, go on, I won't get entangled. ”

Zhu Liyan said: "If you interrupt me again, I really won't say anything." ”

Gu Zhuo pushed Coke over, "Please drink the Fat House Happy Water, don't be angry." ”

Zhu Liyan said disgustedly: "This is what you have drunk." ”

Gu Zhuo said: "Yes, I don't think you are dirty. ”

Zhu Liyan said: "I think you're dirty!" ”

Continuing to talk about the trio who slept and was stripped naked, Gu Zhuo didn't do anything again, the three of them felt that something was wrong, the prank couldn't be so big, the six people in the bedroom slept to death, the first day was just drinking, and the second day was still on guard and still hit, which was strange, on the third day, the camera was ready, and he said that he wouldn't sleep, but when it came to the point, the six people fell asleep, and the three people woke up, still a familiar formula, and were stripped naked and thrown in the back mountain, but this time, there are differences.

Before falling asleep, several people vaguely remembered that a long-haired woman walked into the bedroom and said a word.

"This is the last time, so I can do it myself."

I checked the surveillance, and suddenly there was no picture after twelve o'clock.

Several people summed it up, thinking that only ghosts could do such a heartbreaking thing, but for what, they couldn't think of it, so they could only be people with their tails between their legs.

This matter is quite embarrassing, in order to settle this matter, the three of them spent a sum of money and invited guests to dinner, just to stop the mouth of the person in the know.

However, this is just their wishful thinking, how can it be possible to gag everyone's mouth.

"Go to Qin Shi University at night?"

On the way back, Zhang Caixuan asked Gu Zhuo.

"Go, it's a clue."

Gu Zhuo has already grasped the basic situation, the bedroom where the accident occurred, and the location of the back mountain.

"Let's go to Qin Shi University to eat that night, Qin Shi Da's food is still very delicious."

“...”

Gu Zhuo didn't want to complain, but he still couldn't help it.

Sister Xuanxuan, are you determined to eat all the canteens? Can you consider me, if you can't receive a new ghost sister within seven days, it's over, I'm so tired, and it's a little hurt.

Went back to the rental house and cleaned up, nothing else matters, the power bank must be brought, Gu Zhuo made up his mind, he was ready for a protracted battle tonight.

At about six o'clock in the evening, Gu Zhuo slipped into Qin Normal University, the canteen needed a meal card, Gu Zhuo searched left and right, and found a girl who was very good-looking.

"Classmate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to trouble you, okay?"

The girl looked at Gu Zhuo vigilantly and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Gu Zhuo said: "I'm Qin Da next door, I heard that Qin Shida's food is delicious, I'll come over and taste it, I'll transfer money to you, you can help me swipe the card, okay?" This is my student ID. ”

The girl glanced at it and said, "You don't want to talk, your trick is a bit old-fashioned." ”

The girl is very handsome, but she can't afford A, and she is not the type that Gu Zhuo likes.

Gu Zhuo said: "Classmate, I'm sorry for causing you trouble, I'll find someone else." ”

Taste is dignity and cannot be compromised.

The girl said, "Gu Zhuo, I believe in you. ”

The girl sees her name on her student ID.

Gu Zhuo said: "Then I thank you in advance, I still have a question." ”

The girl said, "Classmate, you talk a lot!" ”

Gu Zhuo said: "This question is more important, do you have a lot of money in your meal card?" I've ordered quite a bit. ”

The girl smiled and said, "The card I just rushed." ”

Gu Zhuo said: "Classmate, give me WeChat, and I'll transfer the money to you first." ”

The girl smiled and took out her mobile phone, Gu Zhuo scanned the code, added the girl's friend, and transferred 200 yuan.

"You really have to eat so much! I thought you were joking. ”

Gu Zhuo ordered eight or nine portions of food, and the girl was surprised.

Gu Zhuo smiled and said, "It's just a taste, I can't finish eating, I'm here to admire." ”

The girl said, "Do you want anything else?" I'll transfer the money to you. ”

It took about 130 or more than 60 yuan.

Gu Zhuo said: "No need, when I invite you to dinner, you have been busy with me for so long a day." ”

The girl smiled and said, "Then I thank you, you won't be a big stomach, the kind of live broadcast." ”

Gu Zhuo pointed at himself and said, "My face is not material for live broadcasts. ”

The girl smiled and said, "I think it's pretty handsome!" ”

Gu Zhuo said: "Classmate, you don't want to soak me. ”

The girl replied to Gu Zhuo with a meaningful smile, "Classmate, I'm married." ”

Forehead...

"Is the school allowed?"

The girl smiled and said, "Who said I was a student, I just took the teacher's card, didn't you pay attention?" ”

Gu Zhuo said, "Teacher, I'm sorry, you are so young, you look like a student. ”

The female teacher said, "My mouth is so sweet, I know your instructor." ”

Gu Zhuo said, "Teacher, excuse me. ”

The female teacher smiled and said, "Lied to you." ”

Gu Zhuo patted his chest, "Teacher, your routine is really deep." ”

The female teacher transferred the money to Gu Zhuo, and Gu Zhuo was no longer polite, and then there was no more, the female teacher left, Gu Zhuo sat down, and ate fried rice.

Just now, the female teacher had a sentence that made Gu Zhuo care a lot, the sentence about the live broadcast.

Gu Zhuo took out his mobile phone, got off a live broadcast APP, clicked in to take a look, and was dazzled by the long legs on the cover, Gu Zhuo was very determined, and he only looked at it twice and then retreated.

found a few live broadcast rooms for soul exploration, Gu Zhuo clicked in and took a casual look, and then whispered: "Sister Xuanxuan, what do you think of me as an anchor?" ”