"Come on, come on, friends from afar, come quickly."

"Come on, friends from afar, come and see."

"Come on, come on, let's hi together, friends from afar, it's wonderful here."

"Gentlemen, ladies and distinguished professionals, on this wonderful afternoon, welcome to the Langkauw Farm, where a grand product launch will take place, and I present to you a joyful song, "Come Come, Come Come."

"Friends from afar, everyone follow my rhythm and get excited together!"

There is a large stage in the center of the Rankov Farm, and on the background of the stage is the four large gold characters of "Magic Divine Pill".

On the stage, a country singer was dancing as hard as she could, singing as hard as she could, and swaying wildly.

Behind him were 20 glamorous warblers from the slums of Aktam City, who were constantly flowing to the singer's rhythm, swaying wildly.

More and more guests from the farm are attracted to the stage by the music and dance, and they stop to watch the passionate music and dance performance.

When there are more and more people, it is almost crowded.

The singer stopped singing and dancing abruptly.

The 20 glamorous warblers behind him stood still on the edge of the stage, trying their best to stand up and attract the attention of all directions.

The singer on stage said in a bewitching voice, "Gentlemen, ladies. And distinguished professionals, we will now set aside our time, the owner of the farm, Mr. Lankaov, everyone. Welcome, welcome Mr. Lankaoff to the podium. ”

The singer exited.

Mr. Lankaov, dressed in a gentleman's gown, walked up to the stage with a serious and slightly excited expression, bowed three times to the guests, and then said slowly: "I have a dream!" ”

"I dream that every man can always be strong and strong."

"I dream that every woman can always maintain the purity and innocence of a girl."

"I used to think that this dream was far away from me."

"It wasn't until yesterday that I suddenly realized that this dream was actually within reach." At this point, Lankawauf stretched out a hand as if grasping something in the void.

He turned his head sharply, his eyes were sharp, and he said in an incendiary tone: "Today, I am going to share my dream with you, the way to realize my dream is so simple, as long as the magic elixir!" ”

Lankaoff knelt on one knee and raised his hands in the air, directing everyone's attention to the four large golden characters behind him, "Magic Divine Pill." ”

As if that was the dawn, that was the dawn, that was the hope of humanity.

Bang Bang .............

The guys from the farm led the way below and applauded enthusiastically.

But there were very few people who applauded.

Lankawauf didn't feel embarrassed either, he got up with a serious face, bowed three times to the audience below, and then said, "Next, I would like to please, Master Sean, the chief alchemist of the Magic God Pill, to introduce the product to you." ”

Wizard Sean is still the same shape, with a distinctive wizard professional suit, a black robe and a hood mask, revealing an extremely mysterious temperament.

As soon as he stepped on the stage, he used colorful flames behind him, and a big word "emperor" rose.

This strange display made all the audience gasp.

Wizard Sean said with satisfaction: "Hello everyone, I am an alchemist, and I will show you the magical effects of the magic elixir." ”

Wizard Sean clapped his hands.

Two wandering warblers, each with a delicate plate, came to the stage.

There is a red ribbon on the plate, and on top of the ribbon is a fine piece of porcelain.

In one piece of porcelain is a dark red elixir, and in one porcelain is a golden yellow elixir.

Shaun the wizard and Rankoff the farmer both smiled mysteriously, and the audience waited for them to introduce the name of the elixir.

But the two of them held back and didn't say a word, which really wanted to whet the audience's appetite.

In the bewildered eyes of the audience, a farm guy brought in a horse.

The horse had been specially washed, and it wore a large red flower on its head.

Rankauf stepped forward, pointed to the horse, and said, "Friends, this mare, and the mare who has just given birth to a pony. ”

"Hey, hey, audience, you're going to see a magical show, a powerful performance. Ahahahaha. ”

With a look at Rankauf, under the more puzzled gaze of the audience, the farm guy grabbed the dark red elixir and stuffed it into the mare's mouth.

Lankaoff gave a big evil grin, and he shouted: "Fool! ”

............ No one came to power.

Rankov shouted again: "Fool! ”

............ Still no one came to power.

Rankov looked stunned and shouted to one of the farm guys in the audience, "What about the fool? ”

The guy was already sweating profusely, and he said inarticulately: "Just now, just now, the fool was still here, why did he disappear in a blink of an eye?" ”

"Then you won't look for it? Let me tell you, the mare has already eaten the Giant Yin Pill, and I can't find a fool within ten seconds, you come up and eat the Giant Yang Pill to settle this mare for me!" Lankaov threatened viciously.

At this time, the mare has been, with spring in her eyes, her eyes rippling, looking at the three men on the stage, the more she looks at it, the more pleasing it is.

Its pony feet, unhonestly rubbing against Rankauf.

Its horse's neck, just to the little brother next to him.

Lankaoff and the farm guy who led the horse to the stage said with a smile on their faces while resisting the invasion of the mare: "Friends from afar, as you can see, the elixir that was taken by the mare just now is the magic god pill, the giant yin pill, any female creature, if you eat this kind of pill, you can't help it, you can't help yourself, you can't help it, you can't stop it........"

Smack!

Due to the distraction of talking and careless protection, the mare directly gave Lankaoff a wet kiss, blocking back what Lankaov wanted to say.

Wizard Sean immediately stepped forward to save the scene: "Don't panic, don't panic, it's just a small accident, but it doesn't matter, immediately our staff will bring a young fool to the stage to take the Juyang Pill, and then we can all watch a cross-racial love." ”

Sou! Sou! Sou!

Out of nowhere, three arrows were fired.

The tip of the arrow is obviously poisonous.

Wizard Sean was shot in the Adam's apple, pawn.

Rankov, the farmer, was an arrow in his eyebrows, and died.

The mare was hit by an arrow in the ass and also died.

The three arrows were shot by Vitruvius, who was hiding in the distance and shooting covertly.

Spell-like skills: Wolf Irrigation Heart and Eagle Eye Technique, open together.

Three consecutive military crossbows and poisoned arrows are fatal in one blow.

The poison came from the deadly poison carried by the Assassins in the barracks.

Vitruvius looked up to the sky and sighed, my brother has already eaten in order to pretend to be stupid, you still have to bully my brother like this, this is really unbearable, uncle can't bear it, and uncle can't bear it even if he can't bear it.