Worshiped a mouse as a godfather?

My eyes almost popped out, this is too unbelievable for his uncle, I have heard of someone who lacks wood in his life, worships the big tree as his godfather, and worships the stone as his godfather, but I have never heard of someone who will worship a mouse as a godfather!

The little demon seemed to have anticipated my violent reaction, waved his hand and continued: "I know these things are incredible, but since the conversation box is open, tonight is a long night, you should listen to me." ”

As she spoke, the little demon threw me a lady's cigarette, and I lit it and made a gesture of please.

The little demon's eyes were misty, and in the curling smoke, he slowly told me a sensational and incomparably true story.

Her father, Mr. Su, is a wicked man of the ninth generation according to the fortune teller, and he is destined to have no children and no daughters in this life, but this old man Su does not believe in fate, and he doesn't know which home remedies he asked from, and he really made him old and have a daughter.

But just now the little demon has made it clear, after the little demon was born, this life was extremely unsmooth, and it was destined to have a bad life, and in nature, the most shady and deceitful person was the mouse.

Among Su Yu's friends, there is an old Taoist who grew up in Zhongnan Mountain since he was a child, these old Taoists broke their hearts for their old friends, and finally when the little demon was sixteen years old, Lao Dao came to Su's house, and by the way, he also brought a mouse bigger than a cat.

This mouse doesn't know how many years he has lived, his beard has turned yellow-white, but his small eyes are dripping and spinning, even more cunning than a fox, the old Taoist said to the little demon, now if you want to change the life of the little demon, there is only one way, that is, to change the life of the little demon to the life of the mouse, so that there may be a chance to hide from the world, but the general mouse is not so lucky, the old way has been looking for more than ten years, and finally found a rare rat king whose life is bigger than the cat in Tibet, which brought the mouse to the Su family all the way.

Under the guidance of the old way, the little demon worshiped three times and knocked nine times, and worshiped the mouse king as his godfather, and sure enough, since then, the Su family's luck has taken a direct turn, from the river to the skyrocketing, and the little demon's body is stronger day by day, and everything is developing in a better direction.

"According to you, worshipping the rat-tailed godfather sounds a bit unbelievable, but it's a great thing." I flicked the ashes of my cigarette and asked the goblin as I digested the shocking news.

A trace of pain flashed in the little demon's eyes, and she didn't react much even when the smoke burned her fingers, and continued to whisper: "If that's the case, it would be great, Old Tang, have you ever heard of a sentence: 'It's easy to please God, it's hard to send God', after the mouse settled in my house, my family's feng shui is indeed thriving, but strange things in my family have also happened one after another." ”

"Strange things? What's weird? ”

This memory was obviously unbearable, and the little demon gritted his teeth before whispering: "I saw it once...... My dad is kowtowing to rats! ”

My hair stood upside down all at once, and I looked at the gloomy woods around me, and I always felt that a huge mouse would come out of it and bite me, and I was afraid that I had heard it wrong, so I asked again in a trembling voice: "What did you say?" ”

The little demon was full of helpless wry smiles: "You heard it right, my dad is indeed kowtowing to the mouse, the mouse is sitting on my sofa, demeanor and movement, especially like a person, I kept a heart eye at that time, and then has been secretly observing my dad's every move, I found that my dad seems to be stunned, in his heart, the status of the mouse is supreme, not to mention the friends around him, even if I occasionally speak disrespectfully to the mouse, he will be furious, and half a year ago, my dad was drunk once, I heard him say, When I reach the age of twenty-five, I will ...... Marry me to a mouse, then our Su family will really rise to prominence! ”

"Marry you to a mouse? Crazy! "I feel 10,000 incredible, how can there be such a father who marries his daughter to a mouse?

"He may be really crazy, before, I talked about two boyfriends, but when they just established a relationship, they both had accidents, one had a car accident, and the other was smashed into an idiot by a brick falling from the roof, at that time my dad told me that he found someone to tell me his fortune, I am the reincarnation of the fox fairy, the man who is with me, and there is no good end." The little demon's expression was resentful, and after finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and brushed the green silk in his ear, and the light of the bonfire flickered on her face, I was a little stunned for a while, and I suddenly sent the little demon not crazy or noisy, but it was really as delicate and beautiful as the fox fairy.

The reincarnation of the fox fairy, tsk, if you can have a spring breeze with the fox fairy, it will really be a peony flower to die, and it will be a ghost.

Phew, what was I thinking!

The little demon didn't notice my violent mental activity, she paused and continued: "Old Tang, I'll tell you the truth, I'm twenty-three years old this year, and the rats in my house are becoming more and more rampant, infesting in groups, and my rat godfather looks at me gloomily every day, and even a few times when I wake up, it squats on my bedside table, I clearly remember that I locked the doors and windows tightly!" ”

Speaking of this, the little demon stretched out his hands and hugged his head fiercely, as if the whole person was about to be overwhelmed by pain, I hurriedly patted her back and comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, you can't come out now, it's a big deal that you wait until your twenty-sixth birthday to go home, what's the big deal." ”

The little demon leaned into the crook of my arm, sobbed softly and shook his head, and said slowly: "If only it were so simple, in the past six months, I have found that no matter where I go out, I will find traces of rats in the corner!" I work as a flight attendant just to have two or three hours of peace of life every day; I went to the night bar because rats didn't dare to run rampant at night when there were many people, but it didn't work, and these were all palliatives but not cures. But since I met you, Don, everything has changed. ”

The little demon grabbed my arm tightly, and suddenly raised his head and looked at me with rain: "The mouse is afraid of you, especially you!" Whenever I'm by your side, the rat doesn't dare to come over, Old Tang, Brother Tang, all my secrets have been told to you, you must save me! ”

In the end, the little demon cried again, I promised again and again, but I smiled helplessly in my heart, I myself am a mud bodhisattva crossing the river and it is difficult to protect myself, where can I take care of you, but looking at the originally lively little demon is now nesting in my arm like a thin kitten, I am still inexplicably a little distressed.

After the little demon said this, he got into the sleeping bag and fell asleep, she slept then I had to keep vigil, the desolate and silent river beach, the roaring water, the trees hidden in the dark in the distance, I quietly felt that the little demon said something wrong, but what exactly is not for me and can't say, this day I was too sleepy, so distracted and fell asleep.

When I woke up with a tickle in my nose, it was already past eight o'clock in the morning the next day, and the little demon stood up with a smile on one of her strands of hair.

I sat up from my sleeping bag and washed up briefly, the little demon put his hands behind his back and spun around on the river beach, and said with a smile: "Boss Tang, now you have only one soldier under your hands, where you point, I will fight, what are we doing today?" ”

"Two paths." I squatted by the river and said indistinctly, "First, let's wait here for the fat man and Hong Jinglong to come over, I looked at it last night, we are not far from the so-called Qingzhikou, the fat man is going to Qingjiakou, he must pass through our area, as for whether he can just bump into the two of us, it depends on our luck." ”

The little demon rummaged through the canned food and dry food from his bag, and said without raising his head: "The second way, let's turn around and go back now, and when we pack up, let's go again." ”

"That's right, just these two paths, now we want no people, no guns, and if we go forward, we will die, and it is absolutely undesirable." I now find it very interesting to get along with the little demon, it is a very good thing for the thinking logic of two people to be on the same channel, communication is twice the result with half the effort, I say the first half of the sentence, she can know the second half of the sentence.

After washing up and eating some canned food and dry food with the little demon, I re-lit a bonfire, added some wet wood to it, and the smoke billowed into the sky, and after half an hour, I choked on tears with the little demon, and finally heard a faint shout.

I immediately heard that this was the voice of the fat man, and immediately climbed on the stone and responded loudly, the fat man over there rushed over scolding, I fixed my eyes and looked, good guy, the fat man was more embarrassed than me, his clothes were tattered, he was carrying a big backpack behind him, his face was gray and white, after seeing me, he immediately crossed his waist, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Old Tang, you kid can really run, I hurried to catch up, and finally caught up with your kid's footsteps." ”

After finishing speaking, the fat man threw off his backpack directly, lay on the river beach on all fours, and said weakly: "This night can be tired Shen Ye and me, Old Tang, let me tell you, this is really an evil ghost place, I didn't sleep all night last night, I just cared about flirting with those ghost things, and I didn't squint for a while until dawn." ”

I was finally able to interject now, and asked suspiciously, "What are you offending Uncle Shen with your eyes open?" Who doesn't know that Shen Fatzi is our Huaiyang tyrant, what's the matter? When you arrive in this poor mountain and remote land, your reputation as a fat man is not good? ”

The fat man was so tired last night that he was going to die, but when he heard this, he still closed his eyes, waved his hand and said weakly: "You kid, don't talk to me here, Shen Ye, if I don't suffer this for you?" I turned around and went back last night, don't stand and talk without backache, this fucking leather monkey in the mountains. If you do, you'll know it's amazing. ”

"Leather monkeys? What is a leather monkey? "I was stunned by the fat man, I only know that apes, golden snub-nosed monkeys, big horse monkeys, where did a leather monkey appear?

The little demon picked up two cans and threw them to the fat man, and said with a solemn face: "I heard the old man say when I was a child, this skin monkey is in the legend, referring to the things born by weasels and foxes, fast, powerful, and extremely cunning, it is said that after this skin monkey becomes a sperm, it can also wear clothes and speak like a human being, and must not spit after encountering a skin monkey, if the human saliva is picked up by the skin monkey, the skin monkey can slowly transform into the appearance of the host, but the host will slowly lose its yang energy and die." ”

"Oh, you're talking about the mountain!" After listening to the little demon, I understood, the feelings are the legend of "Shankui" that my grandmother told me when she was a child, but it's not right to think about it, this Shankui is a legendary thing, how can it become true, besides, there is reproductive isolation between weasels and foxes, how can it be possible to give birth to offspring?

The fat man let out a long breath: "Old Tang, you may not believe it when you say it, those things are coming for you." ”