Chapter Eighty-Three: Mandrill

"Nonsense, the sunflower acupoint hand is the most powerful acupoint technique, how can it be practiced for the eunuch?"

"Sunflower Point Acupoint is not the kung fu in the Sunflower Treasure Book. ”

"Isn't the sunflower point acupuncture hand a kung fu in the Sunflower Treasure Book? hehe, then I did remember wrong. ”

"Haha, I'm sorry Brother Mo. ”

"It's okay, what's the matter?"

"Hahahaha, let's go, Brother Mo, brothers, let's go over and see what treasures are in that grave. ”

"Ah, no, big brother and second brother, the tombstone has popped up again. ”

"I'm going, it's really! What the hell is this tombstone, it was obviously smashed by me just now, how did this kung fu come out again!"

"Don't be afraid, brothers!

As he spoke, Li Feiniu raised the Falling Star Hammer high, and was about to smash it down.

"Slow! Don't smash it yet!"

"Big brother, what do you say, don't smash it? If you don't smash it, you still keep it for the New Year?"

"There's something in this tombstone, I can feel it. ”

"Something, is it a baby? haha. ”

"It's a living thing, it shouldn't be a treasure. ”

"I'll go, there's life in the tombstone, what can be a good thing if there's life in the tombstone? It must be some kind of evil thing, let me smash it." ”

"Slow! The thing in this tombstone has emotions, I can feel it happy, it is excited, he wants us to smash the tombstone and let it out. ”

"Big brother, no, I have already smashed this monument just now, why didn't it come out?"

"This tombstone is still underground, and what you just smashed was the sealed soil that this tombstone arched from below. ”

"I see, then let's not smash it, let's dig the grave and open the grave, raise the coffin and make a fortune, haha. ”

"Hey, wait, I know the word on this tombstone!"

"Hey, second brother, I also know this word, this word is pronounced 'king'!"

"Hey, another word has surfaced, this word is pronounced 'eight'!"

"Hehe, two more words have surfaced, this word is pronounced 'lamb'!

"Eight Lambs!"

"you, hey, this broken tombstone swears people!"

"Ah, the master can't bear it, this broken tombstone will still scold people, or let me smash it!"

"This is a radical method, don't fall for it!"

"Hey, my lord's temper, let me smash the monument first and let this guy out, and then clean up this guy. ”

"Ah Niu, more is better than less, don't smash it yet. ”

"Alas, okay, the eldest brother has the final say, brothers, let's ignore this broken monument, let's go open the coffin and make a fortune!"

A brother dragged out a large black cloth bag out of nowhere, threw it on the ground, and with a bang, a pile of steel shovels and shovels rolled out of the big pocket.

Each person picks up a piece of stuff and digs it when he walks to the grave.

Ah Xiu also followed a group of people to the big grave behind the tombstone, and this girl was also very bold.

I'm still standing by the tombstone, and the swear words are still coming out of the tombstone.

"Fuck you, the master doesn't exert his power, he really thinks the master is a sick cat, right?"

I lifted my pants and poured hot soup over the tombstone.

"Mumble mump!"

"Little bastard, little bastard, dare to be disrespectful to the deity, sooner or later, one day when the deity crawls out of the ground, you will definitely be skinned and bone-drawn, you can't survive, you can't die!"

A large passage of words appeared on the tomb.

"Old ghost, let's talk about it when you have a chance to come out first!"

"Hehe, boy, the deity is also angry for a while, I'm sorry, it's better to make a deal with you and me, you let me out, how about the deity fulfill your three wishes? ”

"Okay!"

"Okay? So you agreed, haha, boy, you are happy, the one who knows the times is Junjie, boy, you quickly smash the tombstone and put this seat out, the deity will not break its promise, it will definitely meet your three wishes, you want gold and silver mountains, or want to be the emperor, or want to marry the fairy in the sky as a wife, the deity can satisfy you. ”

"Well, if I let you out, I have only one wish. ”

"A wish, say it, say it, any wish deity can fulfill you. ”

"Master Ben's wish is very simple, that is, when you come out, what I want to see is a dead body that can shut up, can you do it?"

"Ahh

The things in this tombstone turn their faces faster than turning over books, how can I believe his demagogy, if this evil thing is released, I don't know how many innocent people will suffer at that time, and it may cause chaos in the world, then I will be guilty of a great sin.

"Hehe, boy, you must be joking with the deity, right, this seat doesn't care about you kid, let's meet for the first time, the deity is not stingy, here is a supreme cultivation of the true heart method, take it, you will know the beauty of this supreme heart method after refining! This heart method is from the nine heavens, it is extremely mysterious, and it can be cultivated to the right fruit, and it can go straight to the heavenly hall. ”

The characters on the tombstone suddenly changed, and a picture appeared.

In a snowy land, snow-capped red rock mountain, a tree of red plum is blooming, the branches of the red plum are like a black dragon, the wind and bones are strong and powerful, like the king of the cold world, proud and independent, and the charm is self-generated.

There is also a poem next to the painting: "Red plum blossoms on the red rock, thousands of miles of frost under the feet, what to fear from the severe cold of Sanjiu, a piece of Dan's heart opens to the sun." ”

"Hehe, how about this mental method, you can still sing it with ...... song"

"Without a cold bone, how can you get the fragrance of plum blossoms!"

"Hanmei Bone Refining Technique!"

As soon as I saw the beginning of this formula, a lightning bolt struck me in my head, and I was stunned.

This is a recipe for refining bones, I have a "Nine Shadows Nine Dragons Cold Ice Recipe", "Nine Shadows Nine Dragons Cold Ice Recipe" is the supreme magic method of cultivating blood and tendons, of course I know the subtlety of this witch door supreme method, the subtlety of which is like the stars in the universe, vast and boundless, after more than a month of cultivation, I have barely entered, and the wonder of it can only be seen by the leopard in the tube now.

Now I have encountered another "Hanmei Refining Bone Formula", which is obviously a mental method of cultivating bone veins with cold air, this "Hanmei Refining Bone Formula" and my "Nine Shades and Nine Dragons Cold Ice Formula", I feel like a sister article, the principle of which has similarities, there must be similarities, I even doubt that these two mental methods are from the hands of the same powerful old man of the Wumen.

As soon as I saw the mental name of "Hanmei Refining Bone Formula", plus a picture of Hanmei standing proudly in the world, and then there was the opening sentence, how to get the fragrance of plum blossoms without a cold bone, my sea of knowledge instantly became bright, as sunny as the spring in March.

My heart pounded, and then I knew it was broken.

"Haha, boy, it seems that you are quite knowledgeable and know the benefits of this supreme magic method, right?

What is the origin of this old ghost sealed underground, since he knows "Hanmei Refining Bone Formula", is this old ghost also a person in my witch sect? But this old ghost's virtue is really not good, turning his face is faster than turning a book, Mr. Storyteller said, capricious is a villain, and he believes in the true gentleman, this old ghost is definitely not a good type, but since I met this "Hanmei Refining Bone Formula", how can I let it go.

"Yes, I'm moved, you really want "Hanmei Bone Refining Technique", but how do I know that you didn't just make up a name to lie to me, at least you have to spit out a few more sentences for me to inspect the goods, so that I can know if it's worth the risk to release you from the ground. ”

"Excuse me, what's the defense if you spit out two sentences, look at ......"

"Wha, developed, developed!"

"Hey, hey, hey, big brother and second brother, we've sent it!"

"Brother Mo, come here, come here!"

Suddenly, behind the tombstone, a group of young people burst into laughter.

"I'll go check it out first, and I'll be back later!"

"Hey, boy, don't go! I advise you not to touch that crystal coffin!"

I walked around the large tombstone to the grave at the back, which had been completely cut open, revealing a large deep pit, in which a square crystal coffin was placed.

This crystal coffin is carved with dragons and phoenixes, very luxurious, through the translucent crystal, you can clearly see that there is a woman lying inside, this woman has a phoenix crown and a curtain, jade with beads, green silk is outstanding, and the eyebrows are foggy.

When I took a closer look, this woman's face was like a crown of jade, her skin was like clotted fat, and she was as beautiful as a fairy, as if she was asleep, and she didn't look like a dead person at all.

"Hahahaha, brothers, let's get rich, open the coffin!"

"Open, open, open!"

The old ghost sealed under the tombstone suddenly felt a violent mood swing in his heart, and the old ghost was very excited, extremely excited.

"Slow! Don't be impulsive, you can't drive!"

I hurried to stop the teenagers and told them to stop.

"Brother Mo, the brothers have worked hard, they have already seen the baby, and they don't let us go away, can't we go back empty-handed, Brother Mo, you stand back, I'll drive!"

"I mean don't get out of the way, and then I didn't say let's go home empty-handed, we can carry the whole crystal coffin away!"

"Ah, little brute, dog bastard, bastard! The deity will skin you and cramp you, and crush your bones and scatter ashes!"

On the tombstone, a large string of words jumped out of the tombstone and flew around all of us, flying in the air.

"Hahahaha, the whole thing is exactly what I want, it's still Brother Mo's way!

"Hahahaha, okay, just a tiger and a leopard carry the coffin, Lupin Lu Ning, you tie the rope, I'll pull it!"

A group of teenagers tied up the crystal coffin and was about to pull it up from the pit.

Suddenly, in the nearby mountain forest, there was a roar of wild beast rage.

"Whew!"

A red-faced mandrill appeared on the branch of a large locust tree with a crooked neck, tearing its teeth and roaring at us.

"Ah, look, that mandrill is clothed!"

"Ah, isn't that dress Lao Mu's? ”

"Look at that mandrill's face, why do I think this face is very similar to Lao Mu!"