Chapter 10: "Tricking You with Life"
Zhou Mengyu turned around and mocked Fan Yu in three steps, "Uncle, why are you so timid?" ”
Fan Yu glanced at Zhou Mengyu and didn't speak, Zhou Mengyu said to himself: "No wonder you are still a single dog, who will marry you if you are so timid!" ”
"You're embarrassed to say I'm a single dog, cut!" When Zhou Mengyu saw that Fan Yu was really angry, she leaned over with a smile and said, "I didn't mean it!" ”
"You didn't mean to?"
"Oh, okay, okay, isn't it just a girlfriend! Big deal, I'll pay you one! For the sake of women and me! ”
"Why wait for you to marry me when you grow up!" Fan Yu asked vigilantly.
"I won't marry you, whoever is unlucky with you!"
"Cut, I don't know who is going to follow me!" Fan Yu walked forward by himself, Zhou Mengyu trotted over and took Fan Yu's hand and said, "Really, I'll introduce you to a girlfriend!" ”
Fan Yu snorted and smiled and didn't speak, Zhou Mengyu saw that Fan Yu didn't believe it, "It's true, my sister is beautiful, I'll introduce my sister to you!" ”
Fan Yu exhaled, lowered his head and pinched Zhou Mengyu's face and said, "You really love your sister!" ”
"And what's your sister's name? Where are you now? See me! ”
"My sister's name is ...!"
"What's it called?"
"I don't remember!"
"Cut, you can't tell the truth all day long!"
"Wow, big pendulum!" Zhou Mengyu ran over and shouted excitedly. Fan Yu walked over and patted Zhou Mengyu's shoulder with a sad face and said, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
"Oh, look, I didn't let you play!"
"Okay, then look!"
Zhou Mengyu raised his head and looked at Fan Yu, his eyes rolled, and he grabbed Fan Yu's arm and begged: "Uncle, please, just play with me once!" Please! ”
Fan Yu shook off Zhou Mengyu's little hand and said, "Say-no-play-just-no-play!" If you want to play on your own, go and play! ”
Fan Yu secretly glanced at the depressed Zhou Mengyu and coughed: "I didn't stop you, you go play by yourself!" ”
Zhou Mengyu said in frustration: "I don't want to play anymore!" ”
Fan Yu smiled secretly, shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you want me to play with you, it's not impossible!" ”
When Zhou Mengyu heard this, he instantly grabbed this "life-saving straw" and blinked his big watery eyes and said, "Uncle, then how can you play with me!" ”
"How can I play with you? Think about it! Fan Yu touched his chin and thought, Zhou Mengyu grabbed Fan Yu's arm and whispered, "Did you think of it?" ”
Fan Yu said impatiently: "First of all, don't bother me, let me think about it!" ”
"Hehe, I won't bother you, you think about it!"
"Well, I thought of it!"
"What?"
"Well, it's actually a very simple and simple thing!" Fan Yu was like a wolf uncle, tempting Zhou Mengyu to his trap step by step.
Zhou Mengyu didn't realize that he had already fallen into the trap "carefully" arranged by Fan Yu, "What, don't say one, ten is no problem!" Zhou Mengyu patted his small chest and said majestically.
"It's nothing, it's just that you can't lie from now on!" Fan Yu looked at Zhou Mengyu and suddenly laughed and said, "Hey! I'm telling you what to do, forget it, this is your old job, you definitely can't do it, forget it, let's go play something else! ”
"Whoever tells lies is my old job, I, I have a lot of merits!" Zhou Mengyu blushed and shouted unhappily.
"Hahaha! Ahem! ”
"What are you laughing at!"
Fan Yu coughed several times, looked at Zhou Mengyu, pointed at Zhou Mengyu and laughed "hahaha", Zhou Mengyu clenched his little fist angrily and looked at Fan Yu angrily.
"Haha, don't laugh, don't laugh, haha, really don't laugh, whew!" Fan Yu still looked at Zhou Mengyu with a smile on his face and said, "Then tell me what advantages you have?" ”
"My merits, I, me!"
"I, I, oh, oh! Hey, it's almost noon now, and the rooster doesn't crow! ”
"You get up, you hate it the most, I have a lot of advantages, such as I can wash myself, wash my socks, and wash the dishes!"
"It seems that I have cultivated this advantage of yours, and besides, any person will do this!"
"I can sing and dance!"
"Well, that's an advantage! Let's go, let's go, go over there! ”
Zhou Mengyu grabbed Fan Yu and said, "You said that you want to play with me, talking doesn't count!" ”
"You didn't agree, why should I play with you?" Fan Yu shrugged his shoulders and said.
"I promise you won't!"
When Fan Yu saw that Zhou Mengyu agreed, he snapped his fingers and said, "Then play!" ”
"Haha, I know that you are the best, uncle!"
The Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, in exchange for an encounter in this life. Every child is the most precious gift that God has given to every parent.
What you have experienced will be what you will get, and not all the things you get are good, some are vicious, Zhou Mengyu is one of them, after experiencing the previous things, the young her heart has already been deeply lied, pretending to be pitiful.
It was difficult for her to understand these things when she was young, but Fan Yu understood that these things were very fatal to her when she was young.
Fan Yu is like a dehydrated fish, holding on to the fence to calm his surging heart, but Zhou Mengyu is a strong praise, of course, she is not praising Fan Yu, but a big pendulum!
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"Uncle, I'm tired, let's go home!" Zhou Mengyu dragged his arm and said.
Fan Yu rubbed his weak thighs and said, "How did you play?" ”
"Nope!" Zhou Mengyu glanced at Fan Yu, pouted, patted Fan Yu's shoulder and said, "I'm afraid of losing you!" Fan Yu looked at Zhou Mengyu, who looked like an old pedant, and was stunned, and couldn't help but scold when he understood: "Dead duck...!" ”
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"Hey, Uncle Six, what kind of disaster reminds you of calling me?"
"I said, is it true that the sixth master is such a person in your heart?" A man in his 50s on the other end of the phone pretended to be pitiful.
Fan Yu exhaled a long breath and said, "Isn't it?" Was it a good thing that you came to me that time? ”
"Hehe, I'm looking for you a little favor this time!"
"Alas, it's not that I'm talking about your sixth uncle, at least you are also the head of a village, a cadre, and a member of the Communist Party, you say that you don't serve the people, but you let the people serve you, be careful that I sue you for corruption!"
"Go, go, stinky boy, I'm suing you for slander, I'm going out for a few days, help me watch my home for a few days!"
"No, I'll have to go home these days!"
"I said I couldn't go home that day, let's go back in a few days, and the sixth master will introduce you to a partner in a few days! That's it, good, the six masters will bring you delicious food! The key is in the gatehouse of the brigade, hanged, hanged! ”
"I, no, I! Hey, hey,! Fan Yu looked up at the sky, and then at Zhou Mengyu, "Woo, everyone is guilty of peach blossoms, how can Lao Tzu always be bullied by a bunch of old men and old women!" ”
"Let's go, don't go home tonight!" Fan Yu said to Zhou Mengyu, "Ah, where to take it!" ”
"Go and help someone look after the house!"