Chapter 1 Stand down, I'm tired
"Countdown to space transfer, please get ready!"
The untouchable mechanical sound confused Yi Mengmeng's face.
[10, 9γ......γ4, 3γ......]
"Madou of the bridge!" What's going on?
[One! γ
It's too late, can't wait, look back and enjoy!
I was so confused by you.
When he woke up again, the little flame of Yi Mengmeng, who didn't have time to take a closer look at what he was, was stirred up by the mechanical sound that appeared again in his mind, and became a spark that could soar into the sky.
[Welcome to use the slightly cute system, I hope the host has a happy journey below.] γ
[At this point, the first task of the slightly cute system, please ask the host to say 'you look ugly, I am afraid' within ten seconds, note: The tone and emotion should be full and real. Failure: Level 1 Punishment! γ
What's the horse?
[Ten! γ
I'll go! Again!
However, after being stunned for a moment, Yi Mengmeng, who was stirred up a small flame, said, heh!
[Nine! γ
Ya's ghost system, it's still a little cute, I'm still a little crazy, a little bit!
[Eight! γ
If you don't agree with the count, why don't you call it a counting system?
[Seven! γ
got on my body, bah, bah, it's arrogant to treat me as a host, why don't you ride the wind and go straight up to 90,000 miles, and be on par with the sun!
[Six! γ
is also ugly, and I am afraid; I think it's you who look ugly and nonsensical, the faceless spicy chicken system!
[Five! γ
I'll do whatever I want me to do?
[Four! γ
You don't think too much, you fly too much, a whole system, there is no place in the whole body that is not there!
[Three! γ
Scold! It's addictive!
[Two! γ
First-level punishment, sue you!
[One! γ
[The host has not acted, and the mission has failed!] γ
I'm not a mess...... Mess with it!
Where no one could see it, a wisp of green smoke escaped from the top of Yi Mengmeng's head, one after another!
Nest grass!
Come on for real!
Didn't you say okay, the system and the host are checks and balances each other?
It's not scientific to have such a strong system for meow labor!
Two rows of wide noodles slowly crossed from Yi Mengmeng's noodles, and the river flowed endlessly.
[After the punishment is completed, please continue with the slightly cute system task one's ugly appearance, I am afraid! 'Loud and emotional, above 60 decibels, for five seconds! Failure: Level 1 Punishment! γ
[Five! γ
Nest grass! Come back!
However, before he could complain, there were strings of sounds in the vocal tract.
"You look ugly, I'm terrified!"
The sound was reluctant, but the loud volume resounded in the empty hall, making the people below raise their heads instantly.
All:......
"Your Majesty?" After an eerie calm, a trembling voice rang out, with a little trepidation and bewilderment.
What?
Quietly opened her eyes a slit, and Yi Mengmeng's heart was cool.
Face, gone!
Why did you forsake me?
I want to cry without tears!
[The host's emotions are not up to standard, and the mission fails!] γ
However, the voice that made Yi Mengmeng desperate did not subside because of her desire to cry without tears and the ravages of reality!
Wo Grass Grass Grass Grass ...... Hastyly!
Come back!
It's not scientific!
Mamma Mia, I'm going home!
A spicy chicken system that will be fined if you don't agree with each other!
[After the punishment is completed, the host denigrates the system, gives a yellow card warning, collects two times and gives a red card, and a red card appears, and the first-level punishment is given! ] γ
[In view of the ugly appearance of the host mission one, I am terrified! 'Failed twice, for the sake of the newbie, so the third time, the system gives two options. One: Continue to task one, and complete it within three seconds, with a sound and emotion, more than 60 decibels; 2: Choose a newbie level, skip task 1, and proceed to task 2! γ
Nest......
Forget it, don't scold, you want Buddhism, you have to be calm, you have to be calm!
'Task two? What is it? β
[The host has not completed task 1 and has no right to know, please choose!] γ
What the hell, you meow......
Peace, calmness, health, self-cultivation!
Call~
[Please choose the host, countdown: ten ......]
MDZZοΌ
I won't scold, I'll say the English alphabet!
Meow a fork!
[Three! γ
'Two-two-two, I'll choose two lines! β
γUsing the ...... in the Beginner's Pass Levelγ
There was a pause, and the mechanical voice appeared in Yi Mengmeng's mind again.
[Task 2 is issued, and the host is asked to say 'Stand down!' I'm tired! 'Ten seconds, mission failed: Level 1 punishment!' γ
The mechanical sound was so cold that Yi Mengmeng wanted to cry!
Fortunately!
Fortunately!
Fortunately!
There is no spicy pit baby.
It's not easy to come by!
"Stand down! I'm tired! The decadent voice came from the place of the superior, and the momentum was cold with a hint of obvious tiredness, which made the crowd waiting for her to answer Fang Cai's words have a kind of blindfolded situation.
Their Majesty, what is this!
However, no one answered their doubts, so everyone who was forced to retreat could only leave in an orderly manner along the line one by one with regret.
[Mission 2, complete!] Rating: B-grade! Bonus: Unlock Memory! γ
[Ask the host to make a selection within ten seconds: one skip; 2. Unlockedγ
Count, what else would you do besides counting, a fork in a meow!
Yi Mengmeng, who was attracted by the labor system in her mind, didn't look at the place she was in now, but just smiled calmly, like a jade white flower.
He said in an extremely soft voice to the voice in his head.
'Two, I choose two!' β
Two, two, two, two, isn't your number 222!
213οΌ
People are 213 young people who have a lot of fun, I think you have a lot of roles in the 213 system!
Yi Mengmeng, who finished complaining about this sentence, seemed to remember something, and her cheap smile froze instantly, as if she was petrified.
[The following is the host analysis memory bar, start parsing, progress: 1%]
The expected warning did not come, and Yi Mengmeng breathed a sigh of relief.
But after seeing the hint in my mind, I exploded.
1%οΌ
She read that right!
Forget about the sudden sound, what does it mean that the picture of the progress bar of this labor has come out?
Is it to put on a big show in her head?
Not only dubbing, but also the kind with pictures?
Litter......
Call~
Forget it, be calm, calm down, and live well!
Amitabha, Great Compassion Guanyin, Lori Yin, Gongzi Yin, Tieguanyin......
Nest grass!
Even a cup of Tieguanyin with excessive concentration couldn't save her injured little heart.
She doesn't care if she puts on a big show or something, okay?
You're jumping on the progress bar!
What are you doing all the time?
1%οΌ1%οΌ1%οΌ
Are you on the same page as one percent?
Boom!
Yi Mengmeng said that she had received 10,000 critical hits at the moment.
However, even then, she had no choice.
Only!
'Slightly cute system? Uncle Slightly cute? Can you tell me what the hell is going on with this fixed progress bar? The flattering voice sounded in her head, and even she shivered a little when she heard it.
'No, uncle, no, no, no, it's uncle! Can you squeak? β
Yi Mengmeng: ......