02. People are not as good as cat series

The single bed of the small ball is about ...... I don't know how big, but the hour and minute hands of the alarm clock overlap on the number eight.

Suddenly, the alarm clock jumped and made a noisy sound.

The ball bounced......... Turn the alarm off.

"Late!!" The ball jumped to the ground, picked up his trousers, put them on his body, stepped on his trouser leg and fell on the carpet.

There is a table on the bed, and under the table there is a little white cat, yesterday's little flower cat sat by the alarm clock and hung down its hind legs, almost like a person's sitting posture.

"Your food and drink Lhasa is settled in this bed?" The flower cat points to a drink can and some junk food bags.

"Where is Lazar!" The ball pouts.

"Sure enough, you still prefer hand-drawing." The white cat came out of the bottom of the table with a wrench-like tool.

"Flowers, flowers, flowers!" Xiaoqiu was so frightened that he hurriedly climbed back a few steps, "You guys came out of the dream?" ”

The little white cat combed his paws: "This guy is really slow, from the time he found us to the time he reacted, he had to talk at least a few hundred words......"

Little Flower Cat: "What Hanamaki?" Xiaobai is our technical staff here, he is responsible for the input of scientific research, you look at your table, it's time to go to brunch at ten o'clock. ”

Xiaoqiu's unkempt hair, "I should have woken up at ten o'clock, it's only half past eight now, it must have been a Saturday morning dream, ahhh ”

The cat tugged at the hair of the little ball, "It's not a dream, if it hurts, come with me." ”

Xiaoqiu grabbed his mobile phone and wiped it twice to retouch the picture, "I think I should take a photo and send it to Moments, and wait until I wake up to see if it's true." ”

Hua Mao snatched the phone and clicked on the text message, "Look at last night's text message." ”

Xiaoqiu: "Eat, I haven't brushed my teeth yet!" ”

Suddenly, the laptop optical drive on the table popped open, and a piece of paper stood up in the optical drive, and the paper suddenly became larger, turning into a cup for brushing teeth and an automatic toothbrush.

"I mean, why does this toothpaste smell so weird?" The ball continued to gurgle.

The two cats didn't answer, the bed suddenly turned into a transparent bathtub, and the ball was pushed inside to wash the fragrance of the bath towel, "Feed me a little privacy~ Don't cats hate bathing the most?" ”

"I didn't expect this human to hate bathing more than cats...... "Xiaobai puffed out his face.

Half an hour later, Xiaoqiu was dressed up as a loli outfit by Xiaobai's modified bed, yes.

"But it's half past nine now...... At the speed of the subway...... Even if you go for a taxi...... It's too late for brunch," Xiaoqiu just finished speaking, and was pushed under the table on the bed.

It's like yesterday's security booth, and a passage was installed under the table by Xiaobai.

"Are you really called Xiaobai?" The ball pokes the hair on the kitten's body.

"Oh, of course not, I'm afraid that if you call it a marshmallow rice cake ball or something, just call it Xiaobai......"

The flower cat looked at the ball coldly.

"Wow, that's a good name...... Again, again, again" everyone fell into the ocean ball pool again.

…… Silence for three seconds......

An automatic chair in the shape of a cat came to you, with a white blanket on it, and the whole chair floated in the air.

"The area of the base is much larger than it looks like from the outside, so please sit in an automatic chair." If I don't treat you well, my little dried fish will be confiscated again.

The cat product shelf in front of him slowed down the new cat shampoo.

"It's familiar...... Where do you seem to see it...... Forehead...... Pass...... Damn, you actually washed my hair with cat shampoo...... It smells good......" The ball sniffed with a handful of hair.

Suddenly, there was food on both sides of the road, it was the kind of conveyor belt shelf, or the kind of sushi that I really wanted to spin, and the ball picked up a piece of food, and the food said it was a chipmunk's breakfast, and a dog's breakfast, and a pigeon's breakfast......

"What are these Hanamaki cats?" The ball said to the little cat.

"These are the small animal foods that we develop and send to the world, and some of them are put on the shelves, and the money from the vending machines is transferred to the secret organization of the Foundation for the Protection of Small Animals." Hanamaki Cat said.

"It's amazing, Hanamaki, wow, your bow tie looks good today~" Xiaoqiu sat on the flying chair in the air, and the rice cake ball and Hanamaki cat stood on the armrests of the chairs on either side of her.

"But you're not going to give me cat food, are you...... Actually, I don't like to eat fish. "The little ball puffs out its cheeks, like a caught puffer fish.

"This human food is prepared by our special chef, so you can enjoy it with confidence later." The fur of the flower roll cat is not yellow and white and black like ordinary flower cats, but there is a kind of indescribable speciality, just like the green part of the gray lattice neck, and like the green part of the peacock feather, shining with green light.

The white fur of the rice cake cat has a kind of snowy feeling, "Specifically, I think the color of your coat reminds me of some kind of ice cream, ice cream wrapped in glutinous rice skin...... That super chef doesn't abound for dark cuisine......" Xiaoqiu looked at the rice cake cat.

"I think she's hungry and stupid......" Rice Cake Cat looked at Hanamaki Cat.

"Don't worry, I won't give you flower rolls, if you want to eat ice cream, we can ...... it right away," Hanamaki Cat said before she finished speaking. Kiki the pink cat appeared. Kiki is standing, with pink fur, blue eyes, and a large pink ceramic plate on her fleshy palm, the lid is actually a magic hat, Kiki takes away the cat and puts it on her head, and there is glutinous rice ice cream on the ceramic plate.

"No, human beings can't eat ice cream for breakfast, and scientific research has shown that eating ice cream on an empty stomach will have a bad impact on this perennial human being who has unbalanced and unpunctual meals." Hanamaki stood on the arm of the chair and meowed.

"Don't worry, this ice cream is made up of 81 kinds of carefully selected ingredients that are good for the human body, but the taste is particularly light," said Kiki......, the pink cat.

"Your blue eyes...... I saw the starry sky and the sea...... "Little Ball fell deep as a cat lover."

"Stop your sucking reverie, human" Kiki the pink cat sat in a small automatic chair, driving parallel to the balls.

The automatic chair stops in front of the elevator door, and the door sounds a prompt: "DoodooWe are about to go to the B2 floor.

The automatic chair drove into the elevator and then ...... A huge black hole opened up on the ground, and it ...... Everyone fell, and the automatic chair landed firmly in the air two centimeters from the ground on the B2 floor.

"I have a question, why is my bed connected downward to your base? But according to the surface path, I need to take a transportation from east to west, and travel for a half to two hours to get here......" Xiaoqiu's hairstyle was disturbed by a gust of wind in the elevator just now.

Kiki the pink cat took out a one-time comb to comb the cat's hair and took care of the ball.

"You don't have a hair dryer?" Xiaoqiu asked.

The chef pink cat Kiki, the technician rice cake cat, and the host and master of ceremonies cat Hanamaki were all scared to the side.

"Well, when I didn't say it...... But don't you hate water? Why is there a swimming pool? Xiaoqiu continued to ask.

"It's better to publish a small ball encyclopedia!" The automatic chair drove up to a table in the shape of a cat, and Ah Huang walked this way.

Looking down at the large table, it's like a cat sitting upright with its tail curled aside.

"The pool is for cat food, mainly for the stray people on the planet, before you came."

Ah Huang walked to the automatic chair wearing the crown.

"Wow, custard bun, hello~ Morning" Xiaoqiu was very happy to see Ah Huang wearing gorgeous clothes and wearing a crown, at least he didn't have to look hungry and cold.

"We woke up at five o'clock in the morning, and in order to find a suitable human owner to help our mother-in-law, I had to pretend to be pitiful, so that I could know who could help us continue to protect the nature on earth," Huang said.

"Before the fifth generation of heirs, there were humans who betrayed our base, and wanted to earn the material currency of the human world by leaking our secrets, and almost caused everyone to be caught, and our technology is advanced enough to avoid all this, and we don't want to hurt any humans." Ah Huang frowned.

The sound of grunting~ the belly of the ball resounded throughout the space of the B2 floor.

The cat-shaped table is specially used for important people, and the other cats sit on the kitten-shaped table next to them, of course, the food is the same, only the food of the small balls is specially made.

A gray and white cat came running.

"Ahh It's been a long time since I've seen you! The ball said.

The gray cat is in charge of the management of the entire B2 area, "thanks to you~"

It turned out that Ash was so hungry that he was lying on the side of the road once, and Xiaoqiu gave him his own food, and later Ash met Ah Huang, who took him in and kept it as a B2 area management.

The pink cat Kiki sends food to all the cats, all kinds of fish with goat's milk and canned vegetables, and her favorite is prawns.

The desktop becomes a screen, under which the daily life of the cats is displayed. There are cat nests on the walls, the environment of the landscape, wooden houses, farmland boats, and the night scene of urban high-rise buildings, and the cats live according to their favorite scenes.

"In our place, every cat has to survive by doing what it likes, and laziness and greed are all to be eliminated." Ah Huang said.

The screen continues to play the appearance of the Cat Planet, an orange planet with a silver cat pattern that resembles the shape of a dining table.

"Then what do you need to do as the heir to the base?" Xiaoqiu said as he ate lemon shrimp balls with fruit wine brought by Maoxing.

"Today's task is to eat, just watch the video~" Ah Huang said.

"Oh, custard bun~ We hurried to work, I didn't expect your technology to make you so free," Xiaoqiu said, and then the screen on the dining table showed the orange tree on the cat star, the huge trunk, and the branches extending from the plane tree-like body were full of oranges?

The branches stretched out of the screen, and the cats researched the fruit that cats would not hate, the cat star orange, the taste is very special, and the appearance is similar to that of oranges, but humans eat such oranges, each orange has a different taste of vegetables and fruits, such as bananas and strawberries, and watermelon flavor, after all, oranges are easier to peel, but you never know what the next petal tastes like, it may also be chili haha, the cat base is still researching three capsules that can provide a whole day of life energy, and can replace meals when busy, It can be used to reduce fat, and when you want to eat delicious food, you can do without taking capsules.

There are also capsules that can make people sleep and repair the body, which means that taking such capsules is equivalent to having a deep eight-hour sleep, which is especially tried for partners who stay up late.

"Okay, that's all for the time being about the function of the base today, you go back to take a nap later, our Xiaobai will help you adjust your house to the best technological state, you go home first." Hanamaki Cat said.

In front of me, the bed wrapped in a small ball of purple curtains was suspended in the air.

"Eh, what's wrong with my bed?" The ball was holding the cornflakes and nibbling on them.

"That's how you went back yesterday," said Custard Packet.

"It's not technology that I'm familiar with!" Rice cake cat Xiaobai looked proud.

"Do you have any questions?" Custard bun arrogantly combed the hair on his paws.

"I just want to ask, why are there nine fat orange cats, and why aren't you particularly fat?" Xiaoqiu asked, sitting in the purple curtain, poking his head out.

"Uh...... You will wake up and have a brand new home, go ahead~" The rice cake cat sat on the button and followed the ball home, "This button can help us be invisible and not be hit by the birds in the sky."

A purple single bed was flying in the air, surrounded by a round orange bubble to ensure that oxygen and temperature were suitable, and the ball looked at the people on the ground, "You have to thank me for not only eating, drinking, and living in your bed, but also flying...... When I'm done, I'll be able to dive. Rice cake cat said.

"Is that going to break down suddenly or something...... So dangerous......" The little ball of acrophobia doubts.

"The emergency security system will send you directly back to the maintenance room in times of danger," said the rice cake cat Xiaobai, eating small dried fish, "for example, I was sent back last time when I washed incense......