Chapter 20 On the orders of the teacher, help others to pick up girls.
The Lingchen Dao man who was suspended in mid-air, after hearing his senior brother's words, couldn't help but have a few black lines on his forehead.
"When you become a king-level onmyoji, I don't know if Senior Sister Cui'er will love you. But what I do know is that she's going to look the other way for you! ”
After shaking his head gently, Lingchen Daoist looked at Xun You and said, his heart was also full of helplessness.
"Well, in that case, then I have a goal!"
Xun Yu nodded solemnly, as if a king-level onmyoji was not difficult for him at all!
Seeing Xun You say this, Song Zhong on the side almost didn't come up in one breath and lay on the ground.
And the spirit of the Spirit Dust Dao person also shook slightly.
King-level Onmyoji, what kind of existence is that, that is the emperor of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths.
It was a peerless powerhouse with a wave of a big hand, and all the heavens and stars were destroyed by it.
"Maybe I've been in the dust all my life, and I really don't know what it is! Zhong'er, your Aunt Cui'er is in Yunlong High School, when you get to school, help your poor uncle! ”
After the Lingchen Daoist finished speaking, his body turned into a little starlight, and he disappeared like this.
Song Zhong naturally would not refuse his master's entrustment.
So he nodded lightly and sent the Lingchen Dao man to him.
"Cui'er is in Yunlong, Cui'er is in Yunlong......"
After hearing the news, the dignified platinum-level onmyoji screamed excitedly.
Immediately afterwards, he clasped Song Zhong's palms with both hands and said solemnly, "Big brother, can you give me your admission letter from Yunlong High School, I also want to go to school there." ”
Song Zhong couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard what Xun Youkou said.
Are you kidding? No matter how well this old man is maintained, he is more than 100 years old.
Even if he gave him the admission letter of Yunlong High School, it would be strange that the school could let him enroll.
"Uncle, don't worry, my master has already spoken just now, as long as I arrive at Yunlong High School, I will definitely say a few kind words for you when I see Aunt Cui'er."
Although Song Zhong felt that the old guy Xunyou's head was a little abnormal.
But after all, he is a master of the same generation as his master, so he can only be patient and promise to Xun You.
"Hmph, just a few words?"
But what Song Zhong didn't expect was that after Xun You heard his words. couldn't help but snort coldly, looking very dissatisfied.
So, Song Zhong hurriedly changed his words and said, "Uncle Shi, don't worry, when I go to Yunlong High School, I will say good things about you in front of Aunt Cui'er every day." It's just ......"
When Song Zhong said this, his words suddenly paused slightly.
"But what? You mean! ”
When listening to Song Zhong talk about the first half, Xun You's mind had already imagined it. His delicate and lovely sister was smiling at him.
But he found that Song Zhong's tone was stagnant, and he hurriedly asked him nervously.
"It's just that Uncle Shi, you also know that I grew up on Taiqing Mountain since I was a child. I don't have any experience in love at all, so I don't know how to help you please girls. ”
Song Zhong had a deep meaning, and arranged a language trap for his uncle.
"You kid is such a waste, there are so many young and beautiful little sisters on Taiqing Mountain, you can't even take any of them. Sure enough, he has the same virtue as your master. ”
Seeing Song Zhong say this, Xun You couldn't help but roll his eyes, his eyes full of contempt.
At the same time, his thoughts returned to when he was young, when he was handsome and chic, and the jade tree was in the wind, which made countless girls bend their waists.
It's just that in the past hundred years, only Cui'er has been able to enter his magic eye.
Song Zhong saw that Xun Yu had already been set and knew that the time machine was ripe.
So he pointed to the black brother who fell to the ground and was still unconscious.
"Uncle Shi, my brother is a popular idol in the fitness circle, he has been among thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to the kind of body. I think if he helps, it will definitely have a double effect. ”
After saying that, Song Zhong also winked at Xun You.
An onmyoji who can cultivate to the realm of Xunyou, where will there be a fool, he will instantly understand the meaning of Song Zhong's words.
Although he knew in his heart that Song Zhong was digging a pit for himself.
But because of the relationship between his beloved Cui'er and his sister in the pit, he had to jump.
So Xun You couldn't help but nod and walked towards Brother Hei.
"Thorny ......"
Xun You leaned over and roughly tore Brother Hei's pants with both hands, revealing Brother Hei's muscular thighs.
At this time, Brother Hei's lips were already blue and purple, and his thighs were covered with blue and purple blood.
As long as you have a little medical knowledge, you can easily see it.
Today's black brother is already a sign of poisonous gas, and the blood all over his body has been covered with corpse poison.
But as a yin and yang ghost doctor, he didn't show any panic.
I saw an awl the thickness of a finger appear in his hand.
Then there was a sudden force between the wrists, and he stabbed at Brother Hei's chest.
If this scene were seen by ordinary people, they would definitely regard the scene in front of them as a murder scene.
But for a person like Song Zhong who was born in a Taiqing Taoist temple, this treatment method only made his spirit slightly nervous.
It is said that hundreds of years ago, there was a divine doctor in China who treated Cao Cao, the prime minister at that time.
said that he would use a sharp axe to split Cao Cao's head, but Cao Cao did not believe it and killed him.
The miracle doctor at that time was Hua Tuo, the representative of the yin and yang ghost doctors at that time.
The treatment method used by Xun You today is tantamount to a small amount compared with Hua Tuo back then.
The awl in Xun You's hand was abnormally sharp, and it was directly penetrated into Brother Hei's heart with great force.
"Ahhh......h
When blood spilled from Brother Hei's body, he also woke up in pain and let out a terrible scream.
"Little bastard, if you want to live, shut your mouth to the old man."
Xun You violently pulled the awl in his hand out of Brother Hei's chest, and a bloody arrow sprayed into his face.
Brother Hei looked at Xun You, whose face was covered with blood, and suddenly opened his mouth and scolded, "Old bastard, if I don't die today, one day I will step on your eyeballs as bubbles!" ”
"My little nephew said that you are a good player in picking up girls. So for the sake of my happiness in the rest of my life, you really can't die today. ”
As a platinum-level onmyoji, Xun Yu has a self-confidence that is different from ordinary people.
He didn't care about Brother Hei's threat at all, but took out a white snake from his pocket and threw it towards Brother Hei.
As soon as the white snake appeared, it first spat out the letter.
Then, as if attracted by some delicious food, he immediately swam towards the blood hole in Brother Hei's heart.
There is a kind of person who is naturally full of fear of mollusks.
Obviously, Brother Hei is one of them, and at this time, Brother Hei watched the white snake crawling towards him, and suddenly felt like his head was about to explode.
He tried to escape, but his body was pressed to the ground by Xun You.
"Song Zhong, hurry up and save me! Do you still want to drink peanut sauce? ”
Brother Hei was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
At this time, he suddenly found that his good brother Song Zhong was standing not far away and watching, so he shouted at him.
"Brother Hei, don't worry, Uncle Shi is saving you now, you can bear with it for a while, and it will be fine for a while......"
When Song Zhong heard Brother Hei mention peanut syrup, he couldn't help but stick out his tongue and lick his lips gently, and then said to Brother Hei seriously.
"I'll bear with your sister, patience, it's a snake, you know? That's a snake! ”
When Brother Hei saw the white snake, he drilled into the blood hole at the mouth of his heart, and he couldn't help but tremble and complain.
Song Zhong slowly turned his head, and at the same time secretly prayed for Brother Hei in his heart.
The body of the white snake burrowed into Brother Hei's heart like this, and then sucked the blood on Brother Hei's body in a big gulp.
"Ah......hh You shit, get out of here, get out of here! Roll ......"
I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, the white snake's movements are very large, and the painful black brother screams again and again.
After a while, the little snake crawled out of Brother Hei's body and burrowed into the sleeve of Xun You's coat.
And its originally white body turned into a blue and purple color.
At this time, Brother Hei was already exhausted from pain, and he gasped for breath, as if he had just experienced a life-and-death battle.
Seeing this, Xun Yu also knew that it was done, and stood up and threw a porcelain vase towards Song Zhong.
"The corpse poison on this little bastard has been cleared, pour this medicine powder on his heart, and he will be cured in a few days. Don't forget what you promised me. ”
After asking about it, he walked towards the room without looking back.
After Song Zhong took the porcelain vase, he opened it and poured it on Brother Hei's wound.
At this time, Brother Hei was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes vigorously, and he was about to die.
But when the dusty medicine touched the wound of Brother Hei.
Brother Hei's wound miraculously healed quickly and quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Seeing this, Song Zhong couldn't help but sigh, asking this old man for his excellent medical skills.