Chapter 15: A Man's Paradise, a Woman's Paradise
I was half-squatting at the window, so I simply pushed open the door and walked into the house.
My mother-in-law vacated a chair for me to sit on, but looking at the old appearance of the chair, I was afraid that I would make a bad seat for her and make embarrassing money, so I still chose to stand.
It's like going back to his own home, not only sitting on a chair, but also picking up other people's apples and nibbling them.
I must teach him the concept of 'quality' when I have the opportunity.
"Mother-in-law, how is Li Die'er's death abnormal?" I asked.
The mother-in-law said: "I have been in the morgue for half my life, and I have never seen any kind of death, but it is the first time I have seen it as weird as Li Die'er." That night, I went to the morgue to clean up as normal, and I saw an empty freezer that had been opened, and I opened it casually, and it almost scared my soul out at that time. I saw Li Die'er lying in red clothes, her complexion was pale, her eyes were closed, the corners of her mouth were raised, although her hair was frozen and stiff, she looked very peaceful, as if she was asleep, do you say weird or not? ”
As soon as she finished speaking, an image immediately appeared in my mind, wasn't this what Yang Xiaoliu looked like when she died?
Stunned, I also asked a question, "You said you had seen her?" ”
The mother-in-law looked at the uncle again, nodded and said, "Yes." Those who do our business will definitely encounter some bad things at the end of three days. I remember that night was the second night of her death, about eleven o'clock, I went to the bathroom, and I saw a black shadow on the wall that was struggling, as if something was grabbing her, she kicked that thing and then disappeared, the figure of the black shadow must be Li Die'er, I can't be mistaken, as for the thing that caught her, it must be a ghost. A young girl said that if she died, she would die, and no one would want to go with the ghost. ”
Speaking of which, I really want to complain about those useless ghosts, if they had done things smarter, would Li Die'er have been able to find me?
"Mother-in-law, do you know Li Die'er's address before her death?"
The mother-in-law shook her head.
The uncle, who hadn't spoken for a long time, opened his mouth, "The address of her life is only known to the doctor who treated her, but when her father came to claim the body, he left a Guiyang address, and I don't know if it was where she lived before her death." ”
I showed a hint of surprise, "Great, thank you, uncle!" ”
After the uncle dug out the address and copied it to me, I saw that this was the only thing I could ask in the morgue, and after thanking me, I left.
When I left, my mother-in-law also instructed me a few words, saying that everything has a cause and effect, first there is a cause, and then there is an effect.
When I came out of the morgue, it was already dark.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the hospital, I shivered and began to get cold air, and the cold, which was even worse than last night, instantly took over my body.
Pi Pixia held me up and exclaimed, "It's not good, I stayed in the morgue for too long just now, your body's yin qi was absorbed too much, and you had an attack in advance, you must replenish yang qi as soon as possible and suppress yin qi!" ”
My tongue whispered, "Or...... You...... You get me two kidneys, and I'll watch you...... One day, I found that you were ...... at all Don't brush at all...... Tooth! ”
"Sheep kidneys don't tonify yang, if sheep kidneys work, I'll get you ten." Piptian dragged me to the bench next to him as he spoke, his brows furrowed, "Fuck, it still hurts from last night's bite!" ”
He refused, and I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't open my mouth anymore.
"Big nephew, a mouthful of blood on the tip of the tongue is a thousand, plus last night's, you are two thousand short of me!" After speaking, he snorted, and his facial features were almost screwed together.
Then he let me lie in his arms, and with both hands he forcibly broke my mouth, aimed it at my mouth, and began to give me blood affectionately.
A few square dancing aunts walked over and looked at us contemptuously, "Tsk, it's really a bad day!" ”
A group of middle school students walked over and took out their mobile phones to take pictures, "Is GAY so open now?" My circle of friends today is always bursting! ”
! !!
It's better to let Lao Tzu die.
The strong smell of blood ran down my throat and down to my lungs, melting like pouring boiling water on top of ice.
The chill in my body gradually faded, and as soon as my body function was restored, I couldn't wait to push Pipa Man away and run towards the convenience store next to me.
A bottle of purified water was not enough to rinse my mouth, so I chewed five pieces of gum in one sitting.
Piptian ran over with his mouth puffed out, "You forgot what you did on purpose!" ”
"What's that?"
"Forget it!"
"Straighten your tongue before you speak." I shoved the last piece of gum into his mouth, "I'm hungry after being in the hospital for so long, let's eat!" I invite you to eat ten big kidneys! ”
At the mutton noodle shop, Pi Pixia, who drank a few sips of hot soup, softened his tongue a little, and Balabala began to complain.
"Nephew, you are so rich now that you still bring me to this kind of place to eat, are you stingy?"
"You have to find a way to save yourself, I can't bite my tongue to save you tomorrow night, don't do it for two thousand yuan!"
I grabbed a lamb kidneys and threw him in the bowl, "Don't talk nonsense, you can't stop your mouth when you eat!" ”
"Nephew, seriously. Today we still haven't figured out how your ghost daughter-in-law died, what if she comes back to you at night? I'll say the name first, I was lucky last night, she was a ghost in red, I can't fight her. ”
I frowned with worry on my face.
Yes, being able to hide from last night doesn't mean that you can hide from tonight!
Seeing that I didn't speak, Pi Pixia said with a sneer: "I think of a good place, where there are countless young people from late to dawn, maybe you can hide from it." ”
It's like someone hasn't been young, isn't it just a night show?
But Pipa Hero's proposal is not bad, can't you beat me and hide? There are a lot of people in the night market, and you can hide for a while.
After eating mutton noodles, I took Pi Pixia to the city's largest night club - Peach Blossom Spring!
The slogan of Peach Blossom Land is a paradise for men and a paradise for women!
I couldn't afford to go to this kind of place before, and I couldn't go after I got married, but now in order to avoid Li Die'er, a terrible ghost, I can only reluctantly apologize to Yang Xiaoliu once, and go shopping during her funeral.
Not to mention, high-end places are just different.
As soon as my Land Rover stopped, several foreign girls came up one after another, greeting me in Chinese.
Without saying a word, Pipa Man hugged the two of them first, and shouted to me contentedly, "Big nephew, you are so interesting!" As long as you bring me here every night, I will cover the blood on the tip of your tongue for the rest of your life! ”
I lit a cigarette and replied, "Eat less for dinner, be careful of your kidneys!" ”
Just as he was about to walk in with the foreign girl hugging him, he saw a group of male security guards beating an old beggar.
"Get away, is this where you're from?"
"Looking for death, isn't it! Brothers, fight to the death! ”
"Kill you old bastard!"
……
If the target of the beating is a man of the road, I will not care about it; But the man who was beaten was an old beggar, and I couldn't look at it.
"Stop! What are you all doing here? "I pretended to be aggressive, but in fact, I was afraid of being beaten together, after all, the security guards are all five big and three rough, and I can win three at most.
But fortunately, they all saw that I got off the Land Rover, and I also had a famous watch given to me by Yang Xiaoliu on my wrist, and they were polite one by one.
"Boss, this dirty old beggar wants to climb in in troubled waters, this is not afraid of hindering the eyes of the bosses, the brothers will teach him a lesson, let him get away."
"Isn't it just for the money? If he wants to enter, let him in, and all the consumption will be recorded in my account! "I can't get used to their dog-eyed and low-looking appearance, and I want to kill their majesty.
This ...... "They look at me, I look at you, it's very difficult."
"Can't do it? If it doesn't work, call your manager out! "When I speak, I deliberately show the name watch on my wrist more prominently.
"Okay, okay, as long as the boss pays you and invites a dog in!" A few security guards nodded and bowed, really like dogs.
I didn't look at the old beggar too much, and walked into the Peach Blossom Garden with a cigarette in his mouth.
The Peach Blossom Land is really worthy of being the Peach Blossom Spring, and the beauties in it compete for their own beauty, native, American, Russian, African...... The whole nine yards.
is either flaming red lips, or plump breasts and fat buttocks, no matter how bad it is, it is white and beautiful, and it is dazzling to watch.
As soon as Pipa Man came in, he didn't know where he went.
I sat down in a free seat, ordered two glasses of wine, and quietly watched the dance performance on stage.
"Handsome guy, do you want to dance?" A bewitching woman dressed in a low-cut smear sat next to me, and deliberately squeezed her chest as she sat down.
If it were like I was in college, I'd take her down in minutes.
But I'm a married man now, and I'm here to take refuge, not to have fun.
"No, thank you!" I politely declined her.
"Ouch, come on!" She was close to my body and coquettish.
I hurriedly pushed her away and took out a wad of beetroot leaves and stuffed it for her, "Play by yourself!" ”
"Thank you, handsome!" The bewitching woman left satisfied, and at the same time did not forget to give me a flying kiss.
I just didn't expect this move to attract more women to me, and they scrambled to pull me, all of them dancing.
No matter how rich Lao Tzu is, it doesn't come from the wind, so scared that I hugged my head and ran to the bathroom.
Finally escaped, I turned to the other side of the bathroom, smoked a cigarette and calmed down, this woman! It's scary to live, scary to die, scary to be ugly, scary to be good-looking...... In short, as long as you are entangled, life is rarely quiet.
"Give me a cigarette!"
Just as my thoughts were flying, a crisp voice sounded behind me.