018 - Don't learn me to speak
When the crescent moon rose, Wang Xiaolai led more than 50 people from Liutun out of the Nangong Inner Guard School together, and everyone was replaced with a brand new armor.
Today, the left battalion should be on duty, and the left battalion has ten tuns and more than 500 people, and they will go to the palace together to take over the work of inspecting the palace from the hands of the former battalion.
Wang Xiaolai does not need to be responsible for many places, and he, the fifty-number person, is mainly responsible for only the three places of Ganquan Palace, Chengqian Palace and the Imperial Study.
When he heard Ma Bang finish the task, Wang Xiaolai patted his chest and agreed, when he came, he could hear Shen Xiping say that when the new Yu Linlang first performed the task, most of them were standing guard in the outer court, and when they stood for half a year before they were allowed to enter the inner court guard.
When Wang Xiaolai first heard this, he was a little reluctant in his heart, he was lazy by nature, you let him stand all night and not be allowed to move, how comfortable was he in his heart?
Fortunately, Ma Bang came to do something and gave him an easy job, in fact, it was entirely because of the fruit planted by the empress who visited the internal guard school last time and stayed alone with Wang Xiaolai for a period of time.
is such a thing that doesn't seem like a matter to Wang Xiaolai, but in Ma Bang's eyes, he has the idea that Wang Xiaolai is the henchman of today's saint, and it is precisely because of this that he will give Wang Xiaolai an easy job.
But even so, Wang Xiaolai was screwed.
Standing at the intersection of the inner court, Wang Xiaolai was holding his hand, trying to recall where he was separated from Shen Xiping just now?
It stands to reason that with a veteran like Shen Xiping, who has been in the internal guard for two years, led the way, Wang Xiaolai will not get lost, but how to say that there is a lot of and urine on the lazy donkey.
As soon as this kid walked to the door of the inner court, he covered his stomach and sweated, thinking to himself, needless to say, Weilong, who ate on time, has expired, after all, he has been here for more than a month.
Inspecting the inner court is a very important thing, at this juncture, Wang Xiaolai is so arrogant, as arrogant as Shen Xiping, he also feels that one head is two big, so he has to stop and wait, and let Wang Xiaolai solve it quickly.
The thing is here, there is a cup of tea before and after, Wang Xiaolai came back, and he couldn't see Shen Xiping and their figures.
This person is unfamiliar with the place, and he threw Wang Xiaolai here alone, not forward, nor backward, isn't this torturous?
He shouted Shen Xiping's name loudly a few times, and walked forward under his feet, but on the empty road, he could only hear his own echo, and Shen Xiping didn't know where he was.
The more he walked, the more confused he became, and in the end, Wang Xiaolai couldn't figure out where he had arrived.
In fact, this is not to blame Shen Xiping, he originally wanted to wait for Wang Xiao, but when he was waiting, except for a small mistake, why, when several people were waiting, the old eunuch who was called Zhao Weng by the empress happened to pass by, and when he saw a few people, he asked what was wrong.
Facing the old eunuch, Shen Xiping's attitude was quite low, not to mention him, it was his Lao Tzu who came, seeing this eunuch in the palace who was dressed in a python robe, formerly known as Li Wen, was given the surname Zhao Liwen, and was called the second brother by the old emperor who had died, and he had to be as well-behaved as a cat.
In this way, with Zhao Liwen's intervention, Shen Xiping could only leave Wang Xiaolai hard, lead the team by himself, and go on a mission, it's a big deal to go back and pinch the adult's shoulder for half an hour to make amends, Shen Xiping plans to do so.
It is precisely because of this that Wang Xiaolai, who doesn't know the way, wanders around like a headless fly in the inner court.
The more he walked, the more confused he became, and in the end, Wang Xiaolai couldn't even figure out the direction, so he sat at the door of a palace, smoking the few cigarettes left, rubbing his legs, and cursing Shen Xiping.
Poor Shen Xiping kept sneezing all the way.
Just as Wang Xiaolai was muttering and complaining, the palace door behind him creaked open, and Wang Xiaolai, who was defenseless with his back against the palace gate, suddenly lay in on all fours.
The face rushed up, and I just saw the face of a palace maid standing upside down.
The two looked at each other, and they were stunned, the palace maid was more direct, shouted in a loud voice, took it off its back and wrapped it out, and smashed it down on Wang Xiaolai's head.
Hearing the sound of bottles and cans in the package, Wang Xiaolai shouted in a low voice, listening to this movement, if he was hit, even if he didn't die, he would have a concussion.
He hurriedly jumped up from the ground and rolled to the side in embarrassment.
With this kung fu, Wang Xiaolai roughly swept the palace maid, and only then did he see it thoroughly, but she was just a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, with a slight baby fat on her face, and she was very cute, but she didn't understand why her temper was so big.
When Wang Xiaolai stared at the palace maid, the palace maid also stared at Wang Xiaotian, the two looked at each other, hesitated for two or three seconds, and the palace maid picked up the package and smashed it again.
Although Wang Xiaolai is a guy who likes to talk high, this does not mean that he will not resist.
At the moment, he put his hand on the handle of the knife on his waist, and he was going to draw the knife to stop it, but this kid's kung fu is indeed rare in the world, and he didn't pull out the knife after several strokes, not to mention, on his shoulder, he was also sturdy and was hit by the palace maid with a package.
grinning at the pain at the moment, he retreated again and again, leaned his back against the palace gate, rubbed his shoulders and shouted pain.
The palace maid kept moving, still coming to smash him.
By mistake, Wang Xiaolai somehow opened his mind, jumped forward, hugged the palace maid's slender waist, and relied on the man's natural physical strength to fall to the ground in the latter's stunned expression, and then rode directly on her waist and ribs, no matter how she struggled, she couldn't get up.
A man and a woman fell at the gate of the palace, in a very indecent posture.
After a long time, the palace maid finally reacted, pulled her neck and shouted.
Wang Xiaolai also shouted, but the content of the two shouting was completely different.
"Bold minion, you dare to be so rude, believe it or not I cut off your head, come down for me."
"Phew, who are you scaring with a maid, Lao Tzu is Yu Linlang of Liutun of the Zuoying Camp of the Internal Guard, you dare to sneak attack and hurt me, believe it or not, I shouted, a large group of brothers came to beat you, what are you holding in your hand."
As he spoke, Wang Xiaolai reached out and grabbed the package from the palace maid's hand.
The palace maid naturally refused, and under the dispute between the two, they only heard a stabbing and cracking sound, and the package wrapped in fine silk was torn off by the two of them, and the gold and silver wine vessels inside, Mingzhu Baoyu fell to the ground with a bang.
Wang Xiaolai was stupid directly, obediently, this is a thief who steals things.
The palace maid was also stupid, she finally fascinated the people below, and she had such an opportunity to sneak out, but she never thought that she would let Wang Xiaolai destroy such a small Yu Linlang.
At that moment, anger rose to the heart, evil to the side of the gall, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "You go to die." โ
Wang Xiaolai, who was sitting between the waist and ribs of the palace maid, was defenseless and was broken free by the palace maid, and followed closely, the palace maid climbed up, pinched the pink fist and followed Wang Xiaolai's head.
With a bang, Wang Xiaolai's whole person was blindfolded, and his right eye was drowsy at that time.
Before he could come to his senses, the palace maid punched him again.
Wang Xiaolai is already a rookie in terms of kung fu and kung fu, and the palace maid also has some foundations.
"Little girl, don't push me." With his arms clipped to his head and his armor arms shielded from the palace maid's fist, Wang Xiaolai shouted in his mouth.
The palace maid hammered a few times on the arm guard, the fist was red and swollen, and she was holding her fist there and feeling distressed, when she heard Wang Xiaolai's words, she was glaring, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she looked like she was going to eat people: "What's wrong with forcing you, you ruined my plan, I can't wait to kill you." โ
"You thief, you are still reasonable, right, believe it or not, I will come and cut you in minutes."
The palace maid was annoyed by Wang Xiaolai, a guy who could only play tricks, so she raised her hands and slapped Wang Xiaolai's shoulder.
In line with the central idea that good men don't fight with women, it is true that they can't beat others, Wang Xiaolai can only hide in embarrassment, and between the two of them, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter in the sky above his head.
For a while, the two of them stopped at the same time, looked back in surprise, but saw that above the building in the distance, two black shadows were like swimming dragons, and under the moonlight, electricity came to them.
The two black shadows stopped in front of them, a man and a woman, one in purple and the other in black.
"Baby, what did I find?"
The man looked at Wang Xiaolai and the palace maid, and said with a smile.
The woman laughed: "The girl surnamed Zhao is nothing more than that, the guards and the palace maids openly flirt in front of the Chengqian Palace, and I think she, the emperor, has also done it." โ
Wang Xiaolai and the palace maid shouted at the same time: "I'm not! โ
As he spoke, he shouted again: "I didn't!" โ
Wang Xiaolai turned his head sharply and glared at the palace maid, and the palace maid also glared at her: "Don't learn from me!" โ
The man and the woman: "ยทยทยท"