I could hear the sweat behind my back, similar to Liu Xiaoru's potted mushroom plant.

"Those Indians, so pure love..... No, is it so perverted? ”

Miao Qianqian was so excited that she shouted, "Mom! It turns out that Sister Xiaoru's matter is just the tip of the iceberg, and those vicious yin people have secretly sold those cute mushroom straw bags to those girls for a long time, and they grow a man's something, and then every night ... ”

Miao Qianqian's description made my scalp tingle when I heard it.

How vicious this is, it's really a person and a mushroom, after all, in the eyes of that group of girls, it's not a mushroom, but a beautiful man.

Those mushrooms grow on the bones of dead people, and they suck people's yin spirits inside.

And the mushroom itself is a poisonous mushroom, a hallucinogenic psychotropic drug, plus the influence of yin spirits, it is estimated that there are many girls who have been tricked and become victims, the kind of various boyfriend types, domineering attack, gentle and receptive, which is also very in line with the popular language of girls now.

Isn't there a popular phrase on the Internet right now? Plant a boyfriend in the spring, and harvest a group of boyfriends in the coming year.

My face sank and I said, "I can't figure out this sentence, it was released by that group of vicious Indian yin people, this is a big conspiracy!" ”

Bai Xiaoxue said: "That mushroom boyfriend is a kind of alternative yin marriage, the living and the dead live together, and the yin spirit uses the man's yang energy to survive, but it is not excessive, as long as it is not so frequent every night, those girls are just fungal infections, and some blisters grow on their skin." ”

I nodded, the man who married Liu Xiaoru sincerely wanted to squeeze her dry, and he was very vicious, so he would have a large number of pustules all over his body.

I said, "That beautiful man canned food.....

"I've researched, it's based on types, 10,000 to 80,000 more." Bai Xiaoxue took out a cute cartoon bear straw bag, pointed it and said, "I secretly asked the relationship to get one, and this is an ordinary type in front of me, the lowest price, 10,000 yuan." ”

I took it and looked at it.

The outside is a green woven bag, the inside is pinched, soft, the pattern is quite cute, there are many such plant bags on Taobao, and the soil inside should be a culture medium or something.

This is really a profiteering industry, a mushroom sells for a starting price of 10,000 yuan, and those yin people are really rich.

"Is there a Yin Spirit?" Hand it to Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing shook her head, indicating that she couldn't see it.

"Before it grows, the yin spirit is sealed in the skull, and if the mushroom grows, the yin spirit will attach to the mushroom." Bai Xiaoxue said: "It is a very vicious yin technique, I have secretly studied, it should be a dead person from the cemetery, the funeral home, the hospital lifted the human skull, and sealed the human yin spirit on the skull, as the soil of this plant 'Linga'." ”

"Vicious! How vicious! Zhao Banxian scolded: "This is to make people blind to death, using the soul of a dead person to make money!" ”

I sighed, listened to her introduction, and finally understood, and asked Bai Xiaoxue: How do you get this thing?

"I have to check, that group of people is elusive, very organized and disciplined, and behind it is the leader of the transportation industry in our city." Bai Xiaoxue said: "Their sexual power school's yin art is a complete system, and raising mushrooms can not only give people yin marriage, but also help luck and luck." ”

My face sank: Even help luck? How do mushrooms help luck?

"It is to set up an offering table at home, to worship Shiva, the god of sexual power, but it is not a god statue, but this mushroom, but it is put inside, not an ordinary yin spirit for women to tempt, but an evil ghost, just like raising a little ghost, raising a Kuman Tong, incense offerings, chicken soup and good food, but every night, you have to mate with the mushroom once and offer your body."

I stiffened a bit and said what if it was a man.

"Men sacrifice their wives, and in the doctrine of the Hindus, it is a very sacred thing to have their wives offer themselves to God." Bai Xiaoxue said: "That transportation company, the driver of the sports car in it, everyone has such a statue, so that they can become so powerful, and the sports car is so smooth, because the yin spirit in the mushroom blesses them, I recently investigated one of the drivers, only to find that he has this ghost thing at home." ”

I was sweating on my forehead, a little incomprehensible, and said: Is this a cuckold for mushrooms to give you?

"It's not a mushroom, the Linga that grows in the soil is very sacred, and those drivers are also confused by the teachings, and they are very fanatical." Bai Xiaoxue corrected: "I'm investigating those Yin people right now. ”

It turned out that Bai Xiaoxue was out of luck for a while, and it turned out that she was busy with the group of vicious Indian yin people who came to our city.

I couldn't help but say, "Is there anything you want me to help with?" I can't get used to that group of brutes, and I don't hesitate to go to the soup and fire. ”

"You can go about your business with peace of mind." Bai Xiaoxue glanced at me with a smile and a smile, and actually showed a little flattery, "You tattoo artist, think about so many things all day long, do business well." ”

I laughed dryly, embarrassed.

But Liu Xiaoru's thing is really annoying, and I can't see it.

Bai Xiaoxue was about to leave after saying this, but when she left, Miao Qianqian suddenly said, "Can you sell me your canned mushrooms, and I will pay 10,000 yuan." ”

"Do you want to..."Bai Xiaoxue froze and looked at Miao Qianqian with an ambiguous expression.

I was also stunned for a few seconds, and said in my heart that although this Miao Qianqian is a dirty old driver, she is still quite conservative, how can she want to plant a boyfriend?

"Anyway, I just want it." Miao Qianqian said.

"Nacheng, give me money." Bai Xiaoxue said.

After Bai Xiaoxue left, the atmosphere in the store was quiet all of a sudden, and a few of us were still immersed in that mushroom yin technique, and we couldn't imagine that a hallucinogenic poisonous mushroom would have so many doorway yin techniques.

Zhao Banxian said to me: "This matter, leave it to Bai Xiaoxue to do the work, this is not something we can afford to provoke, let's shrink down first, and see what that group of Indian yin people are going to do." ”

"Shrunk up, shrunk bag!"

Miao Qianqian's eyes widened and said, "Liu Xiaoru's matter, we have to do it!" We have her life back! Her body, I also promised to help her regain her beauty..... That mushroom was harmed by them, and there must be a way to get it back to that group of Indian yin people! ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but squint at Miao Qianqian: Isn't this an aphrodisiac?

"You don't understand."

Miao Qianqian's face sank, as if she had gone through several struggles, "Do you know why I'm called Empty Ear, it's an opportunity for me in front of me, I want to be more beautiful than Miss Dong." ”

More beautiful than Miss Dong?

My scalp was shocked and numb, could it be that Miao Qianqian also began to be infected by Miss Dong, confused by her beauty, and even began to self-harm like crazy?

Miao Qianqian suddenly grabbed the black straight length, tied the ponytail with a rope, exposed her black wooden ears, and said, "Do you think I'm such a weak chicken?" Miss Dong is the most beautiful woman in the world, her face is so powerful, my ears are a chicken rib? ”

She pointed to her black ears and said to me, "Cheng You, I sell you these two fresh ears, one is 10,000 yuan, it is worth the money, it is super delicious, do you want it?" ”

Give me your selling ears to eat?

I stiffened a little, and Miao Qianqian said that if I missed this village, there would be no such shop.

Xiaoqing took my hand and said dryly, "I want to eat." ”

Well, one is more bizarre than the other.

I thought that when I suddenly said this, it should have something to do with saving people, so I said, "Then buy it." ”

"Then I'll rip my ears off." Miao Qianqian nodded, pursed her lips, and trembled a little, and said, "It's okay to spend a lot of money to find the thousand-year-old little Ganoderma lucidum as an ear, and now replace the ear with this fascinated little mushroom, it should.... It shouldn't be a loss, right? ”

She suddenly reached out and tugged at it!

Tear and pull!

Miao Qianqian directly tore off her two ears.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."She covered her ears and rolled on the ground several times, shouting, "Xiaoqing, eat my ears while they're hot!" ”

"While it's hot?"

Xiaoqing was stunned and grabbed Miao Qianqian's two ears.

Stuffed it in his mouth and chewed it in a big gulp, "It's so fragrant and sweet, Aunt Miao Qianqian's ears are really delicious, and there is a hot flow, my body is hot." ”

What the hell is this....

What the hell is going on?

I watched the strange horror scene in front of me, one person tore off his ears and the other stuffed it in his mouth and ate it with relish.....