Chapter 318: Rat Battle
"What do you see what this main hall is enshrined?" I said with a sneer.
It was only at this time that Jiao Tong noticed that this Daxiong Treasure Hall was not dedicated to the Buddha, but to mend the heavens! This is not right in the first place. There was silence for a while.
"Jiao Tong, you go and call Lide Guanhu and them back. It's time for us to go. I said.
"Master, shall we leave now? And here? Jiao Tong didn't say a word, Mao Xueshang and Xiao Yang had already stayed here. This will go, wouldn't it be dangerous for the two of them!
"They're fine, it's us who have something. Let's go! "I took a meaningful look at the statue of the mending heaven. Turn away.
The extended Lincoln couldn't sit down, and none of the people in the group could drive. This made me have to think about whether to train Jiao Tong to get a driver's license or something.
All the way to peace and quiet. When I returned to my residence, I immediately called Jiao Tong to me and whispered a few words.
Jiao Tong was stunned for a while, and then nodded again and again. Turn around and go. It seems that he is still in a hurry. This scene made the other three people baffled.
At night, Mao Xueshang called; "Brother-in-law, do you really plan to let me be a monk here? I don't care! I've gone back! Ah, it's a monk here, and it's clearly a liar's nest. As soon as you enter, the first thing is training, and the training brochure is simply a psychological sales book. Brother-in-law, I won't be able to participate in this matter, and if the old man knows, I don't have to mess up. But I've already called someone to investigate this Putuo Temple. ”
"Whatever you want." I smiled. Mao Xueshang's identity is special, and it is indeed a little difficult for him to do this. Fortunately, Mao Xueshang used his family power to investigate Putuo Temple, and this matter will undoubtedly develop in his favor.
My cousin and sister-in-law lived on the second floor, and they had already fallen asleep. Since my sister-in-law became pregnant, my cousin seems to be a different person. I once proposed to kiss my sister-in-law, but my cousin refused.
There are his words: "Is the son his own, it is a kind of happiness to accompany the birth of his son, how can this happiness be deprived!" ”
Jiao Tong stood in front of me with a solemn expression: "Master, everything you want to buy has been placed. ”
Well, let's just wait for the show. I said with a smile, randomly closing my eyes and leaning back on the couch in the living room to recuperate. The midnight bell struck the last one. There was a sudden silence in the house. Suddenly, there was a salsa voice outside the window, getting denser and closer.
Jiao Tong looked impressed. Earlier, the master asked him to buy a sticky mouse board. And it's as much as there is. Now it seems that he still has a little less, and listening to the sound has gradually approached the house. His expression became a little nervous again, but seeing that the master was still closing his eyes and recuperating, he felt a lot more settled in his heart at the moment.
Sasha's voice grew closer. Even the ground shook slightly. Even the cups placed on the table were filled with ripples.
The four of Jiao Tong unconsciously took a step back and stood behind me, which was too weird. Obviously there's something out there, but is it really a mouse? Are there so many rats?
Just as Sasha's voice reached the door, there was a sudden pause. There was a quiet scene again.
Knock knock, knock knock! Four hurried knocks rang out in a row. Break the silence.
I opened my eyes, smiled and shook my head: "Jiao Tong go open the door." ”
"Yes!" Jiao Tong walked up in response, seemingly calm, but his somewhat weak steps completely betrayed his nervousness at this time.
The door opened, and it was pitch black. But there is not even half a shadow. Jiao Tong turned around with some confusion, but his eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at the ground not far away in disbelief.
A person with a pointed face, a white beard, less than ten centimeters tall but with a lofty expression, was carried by a dozen small people who were shorter than him and wore jackets, and walked in front of him slowly.
"Carried by Mukden. Mending the heavens has a purpose, outsiders, don't meddle in things, otherwise, today is your death date. The little old man, lying on the chaise longue, lazily read the yellow dossier in a sharp voice.
"Huh! Hahahaha! I couldn't hold back any longer and laughed out loud. Anyone who is faced with such a situation will not be able to help it. Think about how you would feel when you walked down the street with a three-year-old kid pointing to your nose and chanting the Divine Decree, especially when it wasn't really a human being, but a bunch of rats.
"How dare you laugh, come on! The mother told me that if this person does not surrender, he will take it immediately. The old man was furious, and got up and drank.
Hulala, a large crowd of black oppressors rushed in from the door. Although these villains are less than ten centimeters tall, they are extremely fierce, and their movements are even more sensitive and abnormal.
"Yin and yang are reversed, the way of heaven is not revealed, reincarnation is blocked, but the bridge is in vain. Spirits and monsters are a disaster in the world, ghosts are rampant, Xuanmen disciples, today by the heavenly law finger, willing to Qiankun nine turns, yin and yang from the soul, the right way of the world, the way of eliminating demons is as urgent as the law. ”
Now that the fight has begun, he put away his smile and didn't pinch his magic fingers, recited the magic removal spell, and slapped it on the ground with one hand, and the Nine Yin Soul Separation Certificate's blessing magic removal spell was suddenly opened.
Bang bang bang! A continuous crash sounded. These villains seemed to have hit the wall, and the formation that rushed forward for a while was completely chaotic, and soon squeezed into a pile.
"Brothers, give me a bite!" In the crowd, after the little man who had been wearing a jacket was knocked over, a long tail suddenly appeared on his buttocks, his face became narrow and slender, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth, and his hands and feet turned into claws, and he was biting like crazy in the air.
For a while, the rattling sound of gnawing resounded with the sound of grinding teeth.
I couldn't help but frown, the cohesion of this group of rats was beyond my expectations.
"Fire and water!" I don't have the idea of keeping my hands at this time. Although he is a master of the five grades, he usually encounters such a mouse, and he will step on it to death with one foot. But a crowd! Or a bunch of rats posing in a charge pose.
Clusters, water and fire swayed wildly towards the rats. Even Jiao Tong and the others, after reacting, were holding a torch and pounced on the mountains of rats in front of them. This will, only pursue lethality, where is there still half an image of a person in metaphysics casting spells.
Wang Lide didn't know where to find a baking lamp, lit it, and then sprayed it at the rat swarm with a flame of two or three meters.
There are more and more rat carcasses. The smell of burnt meat fills the air, accompanied by the aroma of barbecue.
Despite this, the rats that rushed in continued one after another, as if they could never be killed.
If it goes on like this, it won't last long, and it is estimated that this group of rats will break through the blockade, and the consequences will naturally be extremely serious. The four of Jiao Tong even looked a little crazy with a resolute expression on their faces.
When he was scorching, he suddenly remembered the sound of a rapid alarm outside the door.
"After holding on for a while, reinforcements are coming!" When I heard this, I was shocked. Fortunately, in order to solve the trouble, I called the epidemic prevention station in advance and said that there was a rat plague here.
Originally, I was just thinking that someone would come and clean up after the matter was over. But he didn't expect that at this critical moment, it would become the last weight of the balance of victory.
Hearing that there were reinforcements, Jiao Tong's faces suddenly became excited, and they also worked harder.
As for the rats that had become sperm, they were standing more and more frantically behind a king-sized mouse, full thirty or forty centimeters long, standing like a human being at this time, with a dagger in his hand, shouting.
"Kill, kill them for me, and Mending Heaven Niangniang will win."
"Mother will win!
"Kill them!"
Those who rushed forward also shouted one by one, and those who charged were even more fierce and not afraid of death.
"Damn! So many rats! Request for support, request for support, No. 157 Nanshan, there are a large number of rats, request a helicopter to spray rat poison! Suddenly there was a frightened cry outside the door, followed by an urgent call for help.
The rats in the room suddenly stopped. Obviously, these rats are very afraid of rat poison.
The four of Jiao Tong took advantage of this pause to burn a large number of rats to death.
The rats completely lost their sense of fighting and rushed towards the gate.
"Come and go as you want, when this is the road!" I snorted coldly, and the Nine Yin Separation Soul Certificate opened. Suddenly a squeak resounded in the living room. However, some of them still escaped, and the old man who had recited the holy decree before, and the big rat who was commanding behind them, all disappeared at this moment.
Five minutes later, the sound of a helicopter's motor sounded in the sky, followed by the sound of a car's accelerator and the sound of sneering drug spraying.
Ten minutes later, three staff members of the epidemic prevention station, dressed like astronauts, walked into the hall, and they were dumbfounded by what they saw. Mountains of rat carcasses, and rats skewered under their feet. After working for more than ten years, they have never seen so many rats.
The epidemic prevention station was busy all night, and then all the rats in the living room were cleaned out, and by the way, disinfectant was sprayed before leaving.
Looking at the messy living room, I couldn't help but shake my head and smile bitterly, it seems that it is going to be renovated again. But the money for this decoration seems to go to the mending lady!
To my surprise, I hadn't gone looking for it yet, but the other party came to the door.
It was the abbot of Putuo Temple who came: "Donor, the old man and the donor have a fate, since the donor is not willing to wait for the old man, then the old man will come by himself." ”
"I do have a relationship with you. Please come in! Look at my living room, what are you going to do? I smiled and stepped out of the way so that the abbot could see the living room, which had long been unrecognizable.
"It's funny, Buddhism Pudu, these losses Putuo Temple will help the donor deal with it. But you also have to promise not to worry about the troubles of Putuo Temple in the future. The abbot waved his hand, not half a high-ranking person, but like a street negotiation gangster.
(Recently, there has been an epidemic of viral influenza here, and it has been three days since the moon was menstruated!) In the past few days, Liuyue has been dizzy in the code words, and the efficiency is low. Thank you for your forgiveness. There will be a slight lag in the time of posting, but not more than three points. I hope you don't give up on Liuyue, I need everyone's comfort and support during the time I lie on the hospital bed. By the way, these days double the monthly pass, everyone has a monthly pass to give two months. Thank you. Liuyue will work hard. As long as you don't lie down and can't get up, the exorcism won't stop. )