Chapter 12: Scalpers with a Northeast Accent

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"It's simple, and as a ghost, I'm still a little useful. [Ha" Uncle Xu laughed at himself.

"How?"

"Go home and take the yellow paper and burn it to ashes, pour it into the rice wine, and then sprinkle the rice wine on the shadow to kill the parasite."

"Huh?" I thought it was drinking rice wine or pouring it from head to toe, but I didn't expect it to be sprinkled on the shadows.

"Why sprinkle on the shadows?" I couldn't help but ask.

Uncle Xu said solemnly: "The medium of the parasite is the shadow of the person, and it absorbs yang energy through the shadow. ”

"So that's the case, Uncle Xu, I'll go get the yellow paper, oh, by the way," I stopped, "Uncle Xu, have you received the yellow paper I burned to you with An Yalin?" ”

"Roger." Uncle Xu reluctantly took out a few pieces of paper with golden light out of thin air.

"Damn, can you really receive it?" In my surprise, I went into the house and took out two pieces of yellow paper, which were still left over for Uncle Xu to burn.

"What are you doing with yellow paper?" An Yalin's call came from inside the house.

"So many kids?" I ignored her.

"Play with fire at night, beware of 'peeing' and 'pants'."

"Your uncle!"

According to what Uncle Xu said, I stacked two pieces of yellow paper together and burned them into ashes, and sprinkled these ashes into the rice wine, and the yellowed wine was instantly stained with a trace of black 'color'.

"Squeak~", it seems to feel the righteousness of rice wine, and the parasite in my shadow struggles slightly uneasily.

"Dare to parasitize me? Ridiculous, I'm not human! Even if you parasitize me, I will never be sucked dry by you, you suck my yang energy, I suck other people's blood. ”

Ignoring the parasite's struggle, I waved my hand and poured down the mellow wine.

"Woo", a terrifying strange cry suddenly sounded, and the tentacles in the shadow danced wildly, then faded into shape and disappeared.

At the moment when the parasite was destroyed, a terrible scream was heard from the lake.

Seeing this parasite being wiped out, I breathed a sigh of relief, although I was not afraid that it would suck my yang energy, but I always felt 'hairy' and 'hairy' in my heart, and I felt uncomfortable.

"By the way, Uncle Xu, as I told you, there is a 'female' ghost by the lake, and the 'female' ghost is undoubtedly a parasitic ghost, but what is the matter with the scalper who can speak human words?"

Thinking of the scalper, I was speechless for a while, isn't the ghost of the scalper still a scalper when he dies? Why do you still talk about people? Do you teach foreign languages in the animal kingdom too?

"Uh~" Uncle Xu sighed for a long time, and he didn't know which type of ghost to belong to, he really couldn't define it.

"I don't know, I guess there was some kind of abnormality, but this 'female' ghost appeared near your school, then the classmates of the school will definitely suffer. Usually public places like school are the favorite places for those wandering ghosts, because there is plenty of yang energy, and they are young people. ”

Uncle Xu was a little worried.

"I'll find the time to see if I can get rid of the 'female' ghost, and if not, I'll make sure Arlinn and I are safe." I nodded at Uncle Xu.

"Be careful when you encounter that 'female' ghost again, the 'sex' of the wandering ghosts and wild ghosts is difficult to grasp, they give up the opportunity to reincarnate, and the 'sex' of the heart must be extremely ruthless."

"Well, don't worry, Uncle Xu, I'll pay attention." I said yes, but in my heart I became interested in the scalper who spit out human words, and thought that I must find him in the future.

Tonight's chance encounter, I was unprepared, panicked and fled, and now everything on the other party is under my control, and I don't have to be afraid of anything anymore.

"What are you talking to yourself outside by yourself?" Anyarin held the blueberry pudding in her hand and dug into her mouth with a small spoon in small bites.

"I'm cursing you, do you believe it?" I rolled my eyes, and little ones know what to expect.

"Curse me what?" Anyarin seems to have come and gone.

"Curse you to choke to death by eating pudding."

"Based on the size of this scoop, I can determine the size of the pudding that I have dug up, and the cross-section of my throat will not hinder it."

"I mean, you choke the pudding into your trachea, block it and suffocate you." I rolled my eyes and retorted.

"I don't eat like you gobble." Anyarin dislikes me again.

"I don't have a sweet tooth."

"You're not a kid, why do you have a sweet tooth?"

Nima, I'm never going to talk to Anjarin again, I haven't won once!

"Haha, let's go back." Uncle Xu couldn't help but smile when he saw me deflated.

"Little brat, I'll go to the vegetable market and buy some food." My body shuddered unconsciously, reminding me that it was time to eat.

"Remember to bring the keys, idiot." There was another wave of contempt.

"Hmph", I snorted coldly and left, my bloodthirsty feeling is getting stronger and stronger, the blood delivery in the blood vessels is already a little difficult, and I urgently need fresh blood to replenish it, otherwise, my body will decay again.

I won't die even if my body decays and withers up, I won't die if I cut off all my body, as long as my soul doesn't collapse, I will never grow old, that's the peculiarity of coming back from the dead.

Now it seems impossible to find human blood at this point, so I can only go to the farmer's market and buy a 'chicken' or duck to relieve it for a while.

The facilities near the school are very complete, amusement parks, movie theaters or something, of course, the farmers' market is also necessary, about 2 kilometers from our house, I trotted all the way over, it is now 7 o'clock in the evening, but the farmers' market is the time of activity, people have dinner, are leisurely carrying vegetable baskets to the farmers' market to prepare the next day's dishes.

Along the way, the blood in my body was boiling, and the strenuous exercise deepened my hunger.

"Auntie, is there a wild 'chicken'?"

I looked at the breeding 'chicken' sold in the cage of my aunt, there was no appetite at all, the blood of the breeding 'chicken' was full of impurities, and I was afraid that after sucking blood, those impurities would directly block my blood vessels.

"Young man, these are all home-grown chickens, and the nutritional value is quite high.

My aunt gushed and sold me a lot.

"Auntie, I have money, give me the most expensive one, I just want a wild 'chicken'."

I saw that the aunt looked addicted to speech, and took out a stack of 'hairy' grandpa.

"You 'hairy' child, you have money, you should have said it earlier." The aunt took out a rattan cage from behind her, which contained a wild 'chicken'.

"Auntie, it's just a wild 'chicken', so don't hide it."

"Good things are only given to those who know the goods." My aunt smiled strangely at me.

, this aunt likes to eat tender grass? Isn't that damn like me?

I hurried to pay enough money and ran away with the cage.

"Young man, wait~" As soon as I ran on the front foot, the aunt chased after me on the back foot.

Nima, this era is too open, too crazy, my aunt dares to express her love to me in public,, can it be said that I am lagging behind?

Looking at the situation, how dare I stop, exert force under my feet, and it didn't take long to get rid of my aunt, leaving my aunt messy in the wind.

"Damn, the basket is not a gift!"

I shook off my aunt, found a remote place, and unfurled the fangs that had been hidden for a long time and took its life under the frightened gaze of the pheasant.

"Phew, it's terrible." I just took a few puffs and threw away the pheasant, the taste was disgusting, and the effect of this animal's blood was already minimal, so it seems that I can only find human blood in the future.

"It seems that sooner or later I will become a murderous demon," I sighed and stepped on the way home, "Wang Hui's pampered rich second generation must have very nutritious blood." ”

When I got home, I rubbed my mouth with An Yalin, I went to sleep, and I didn't care about An Yalin, anyway, Uncle Xu was staring at me, and Uncle Xu could call me if something happened.

Early in the morning, before dawn, I went out, and I didn't care about eating breakfast, so it was naturally important to go out so early.

It's still very early, and it's still dark between heaven and earth, so there are no pedestrians at the school's 'gate' at all, and even the loyal security guards at the school's 'gate' haven't gotten up to be on duty.

I walked all the way to the small lake where the 'female' ghost and the scalper appeared last night, probably because it was not dawn in the early morning, and I met the 'female' ghost here last night, so I was inevitably a little apprehensive at this time.

I don't want to meet a 'female' ghost, but I also look forward to meeting her to see what kind of existence a parasitic ghost is.

"Moo", just as I was nervous, a low cow cry came to my ears.

It must be the scalper from last night! Haha, the reason why I came here so early was to find this scalper, I remember that this scalper stopped me at the lake last night and told me not to leave.

It must know something, whether it's a ghost or not, at least it doesn't scare me.

"Don't run, old cow!" I rushed out and roared at the ox that was leisurely eating grass behind the grass.

"Moo~" The scalper was frightened and ran away with his legs.

"Your uncle, don't run, I have to catch you." Luckily, I was able to see clearly in the dark, and I ran all over the ground after the scalpers.

"Moo~~" The scalper kicked happily with his hooves, as if he was in a no-man's land in the dark night, and the speed was actually very fast.

"Don't run, stop me, your uncle." I'm panting after chase.

"You're paralyzed, aren't you a hooligan? Did I mess with you? "The scalper was 'forced' by me to be anxious, and a thick Northeast accent came out!