19. Pyramid of mineral water buckets
Xiaoqiu came out of the convenience store, stood on the side of the road, looked at the traffic coming and going, looked at both sides, confirmed safety, and walked! Unpack the ham sausage while crossing the street. In the flower bed on the side of the road, I saw an orange cat lying on its stomach with a little wound on its forehead.
"Chestnut! How did you get out. Xiaoqiu gave the food to the fat orange cat, "Look at you, are you hurting, are you fighting with other cats?" "The orange cat stood up and stretched his waist, look at the curve, this is not fat, it is strong.
Xiaoqiu picked up the orange cat and ran home, because the orange cat was too hungry, so he patronized and ate, and did not answer Xiaoqiu. Dead and heavy, all the way back with the big ass of the orange cat.
As soon as the door opened, I saw the chestnut cat lying on the ground eating and drinking. This is fat, because the entry and exit rely on the aircraft, and the lack of exercise.
"Two cats? The same? "Little Ball looks at the chestnut cat on the carpet and looks at the fat orange cat in his arms.
"I said are you face blind? Last time in the community you saw a white cat rushing towards you, you immediately squatted down to bring it back, you also told it rice cakes, rice cakes, why a day of hunger and thinness, but at home, you saw me sitting on the toilet, reading the newspaper! And you don't knock on the door. The rice cake cat recounted the embarrassment of the last time Xiaoqiu hugged the wrong cat.
"yes, what happened to the white cat?" The heart of the ball is really big.
"I've arranged to go to the base. It seems that you still have forgetfulness, and you need to make up for your brain. The rice cake cat made no secret of his dislike.
"Get the cat back." After contacting the intelligence cat Pickle Melon, the rice cake cat found out that the big orange cat was Aji, who was from the water delivery station.
"Then I just called you chestnut, why don't you deny it?" The face-blind ball confronts Aggie Cat.
"Please pay attention to your tone, you said chestnut chestnut, I thought I would give me chestnuts to eat, I was taking care of eating, how can I care if you bring me back, besides, do you want bottled water?" Aggie Cat is really welcome. "Forget it, give me a glass of water first, thirsty."
The little ball ran to pour water, disgusted with his face. Who made Xiaoqiu love orange cats naturally, everyone is the same, even if they are fat, they can be liked.
"Just kidding, I smell cat poop on you, it seems to be your own." Aji's eyes were a little melancholy, "I'm too busy with business to take care of breakfast, and you guys are quite righteous." ”
It seems that delivering water is an incidental job, and Ajicat's main job is the baseball player at the base, and it usually works part-time to deliver milk and newspapers, in order to exercise physical fitness.
"Fat people always like fat people. Strong men also like strong ones. "Aggie said that it used to be a well-trained athlete, but due to its congenital physique and unsatisfactory performance in competition for a period of time, coupled with injuries, it was decadent for a long time, and it became fat, which is not yet strong.
"When you met me in the morning, I was exercising in the morning, look at my burly body, I actually have low blood sugar and faint on the side of the road." Aggie felt overwhelmed, but fell and had to get back up.
Aji jumped to the ground and ate and drank with the chestnut cat, "Let's practice again tomorrow, eat and sleep for a while." "Do you really think of yourself as your own home?
Every morning, Aji Cat runs with the milk truck, newspaper bicycle, and water truck, and after eating at noon, he goes to bed in the afternoon. Sometimes I also work part-time to deliver food, distribute flyers, and deliver couriers.
Xiaoqiu didn't eat enough, so he took out his mobile phone to order takeout, "I don't want to eat nutritious meals, it's too unpalatable." ”
Soon, a table of takeaway was delivered. Xiaoqiu opened the takeaway box, a ball flew over, a gray cat pounced, and the takeaway flipped to the ground.
I found the owner's football and Fat Ash came back to play with everyone. This time I knocked over a table of food.
"It wasn't meant to be." Fat Grey Paws Push Football.
"You're colluding." Xiaoqiu looked at the vegetables in the field, and the chestnut cat and the cat Aji ate very happily.
So Xiaoqiu ran to eat instant noodles, and the chestnut cat and the cat Aji ran to Xiaoqiu again, and the two of them sat obediently, licking their saliva from time to time.
"You two let me go, I'm only left with this cup of noodles." Poor little ball.
"In return, I'll take you to play!" Aggie Cat proposes to take everyone to play, is it to play ball?
Aggie the cat takes everyone to an abandoned court, which is a basketball court, not a baseball.
Dozens of buckets and bottles of mineral water are piled together, and Aggie the cat climbs to the top of the bucket.
"Look, you don't look like a pyramid!" Agi Cat said.
"And then?" You don't know what it's up to.
Then Aggie lay down and slept.
"What are you going to do with us?" Xiaoqiu then asked.
The rice cake cat has one paw, tentatively pushing the lid of the mineral water bucket. A huge pyramid of barrels of mineral water opens an entrance.
"Come with me." Aggie the cat led the way to the entrance, and everyone followed Aji into the entrance.
After that, the mineral water bucket was restored to its original position. Is this magic?
In the interior of the Exploration Pyramid, it is pitch black, and the cats certainly have night vision, and their eyes are red, green, and blue.
"Give the flashlight! Ouch. Cat Aji was just about to give the ball a flashlight and night vision goggles and found that her eyes were glowing, like a wolf cub, actually white, "White-eyed wolf? ”
"What are you talking about?" Xiaoqiu also gained night vision by taking immunization shots before, and these needles went down, and it didn't hurt in vain, so it finally came in handy.
The inside of this mineral water bucket pyramid is like a secret room in a martial arts novel.
In order to make a formality, Xiaoqiu still lit a candle and held it, "This is more mysterious." Ball said to the cats who were looking at her.
"There will be no poisonous arrows, there will be a hole in the ground all of a sudden, meat eating insects, two walls pushed together to squash the intruder, there will be poisonous gas, and iron balls will chase us." The ball is so mouthful. It's just that I've watched too many TV series.
"Tell you to talk a lot." The rice cake cat rolled its eyes.
Agi Cat disguised the arrow-blocking, jumping mechanism, and wearing a gas mask, "The mechanism of the two walls gathered together and the mechanism of the iron nail board were not maintained and were stuck. ”
With a sighing sound, a bunch of crustacean reptiles crawled and flew around everyone.
Xiaoqiu was frightened, "I've seen the movie, run, eat people, cockroaches." ”
At this time, the insects spoke, "Don't worry, we don't lack food, we don't lack nagging." ”
"Who do you say cockroaches? Have you ever seen such a shining cockroach? "The bugs are fluorescent purple, and really, I've always felt that if the cockroaches were all pink, they wouldn't be so scary.
The group made a false alarm, and followed the bugs to the treasure room, where the whole stone house was bright and full of gold, silver and jewelry.
"My ideal is to deliver milk, newspapers, bottled water, takeaways, orders, sell woolen balls, and deliver express delivery during the day, be healthy, live a simple life, and return to the pyramid of hundreds of square meters under my downtown area at night to eat and drink spicy food, and think about my lonely cat life." Balls pretend to be a cat and talk like this.
Since I was a child, I had a dream of being an archaeologist, and I especially wanted to know if there were mummies in the cat pyramid, but it seems that there are no here, and buildings like cat stars are very common, and they are not specific architectural tourist attractions. It is also particular about piling up such shapes.
“1774.36,2167.78.” Agi Cat said some numbers from the architectural design.
"I remember it very clearly!" Rice cake cat said.
"Actually, I don't remember, pretend." Agi Cat picked up the drawings, and it looked good.
“1661.643796.87,200.” The ball reports the numbers, and the face is serious.
"It's amazing, you know such a complicated number." Aji Cat expressed admiration.
"My credit card bill and the number of articles I need to deliver." The cats are down. What kind of joke is this, it's nonsense.
Inside the pyramid of mineral water bottles, there is actually an underground mansion of wild ecology.
"You bastard cats, it's really more low-key than the other, there was a custard packet cat base before, and now there is your pyramid, which is terrible and terrible." Xiaoqiu saw that there was a large swimming pool in the courtyard of the house, which was much brighter than the passage just now, like a big daylight outside.
The interior of the house, like a holiday home in the tropics, has wooden floors and walls, and the roof is catgrass, catgrass, not thatch.
Next to the pool, there is a small fish pond. The fish pond is filled with summer lotus flowers, and ferocious carnivorous fish.
"Drop it down and feed me the fish!" As soon as Aji the cat shouted, everyone shuddered, "Don't be nervous, these fish only eat canned yellow peaches, they look fierce, and they are used by me to scare the intruders." ”
Suddenly, Aji Cat turned around, "Three points are destined, seven points depend on the pie, and love will win." Singing and swaying, he took out a scallion pancake and began to chew.
Don't be surprised? The house is surrounded by trees, and there is a chain bridge in the middle, and the bridge deck is made of wooden planks.
Cat Aji said that he gets up early every day and is greedy for darkness, in order to be able to enjoy life in his old age, it doesn't matter if he is a little bitter when he is young, isn't it to sleep in peace and have a good time. This is a lofty goal for a young cat.
In addition, the carnivorous insects are also used to scare the people who break into the pyramids, and they like to eat raisins.
Everyone listens to the birds on the chain bridge in the woods, pulls the planted vegetables from the backyard, and directly stir-fries them with an induction cooker, so how is the air inside the cat pyramid purified, isn't it closed inside the pyramid?
In fact, it is not airtight, because this pyramid leads to the cat base, and there is also a strict security system.
In the woods inside the pyramid of the mineral water channel, everyone eats shabu-shabu.
Interestingly, the bucket of mineral water looks ordinary, but it functions as a monitor, and the bedroom of the house can see what is going on around the bucket. That's how you feel safe.
The important point is that this pyramid is not located below the ground, but the moment you walk into the pyramid, everyone is reduced as a whole, and in the event of a natural climate disaster, the pyramid can fly or be transferred to the cat star instantly, which can be said to be a mini lite pyramid.
"Such portable pyramids are sold everywhere in our cat star, and you can take them with you when you go out for travel, just like a human tent, just to say that the external area is very small, the internal space extends a lot, and the functions are complete." The cat Aji introduced, and everyone fell asleep after eating.
Hopefully, we will be diligent enough to support our laziness.