Chapter 526: Old Witch

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I was silenced by Mo Xiaoxi's words.

In her statement, people are still quite fragile, that is for smell and sight, and even more vulnerable to the ears, and the powerful sound decibel is enough to make people faint and even die.

I entered the circle of the underworld, and I came into contact with people from all walks of life, and I had to know a lot of strange knowledge.

A few of us talked as we walked up the hill of graves.

Mo Xiaoxi continued: "That smell is somewhat similar to a series of mineral water bottles I smelled at that time, the product of mixing. ”

I was stunned.

According to Mo Xiaoxi, those foul-smelling brains, a mixture of yellow, white, and red, may be, aunt's blood, and men......

It's not brains in the skull, it's all this kind of stuff? It just responds to the old curse saying: your brain is full of.

So how can such a thing move without a brain in the head?

"This is the last resort of Plants vs. Zombies, in order to prevent zombies from eating their brains, the plants made their brains so disgusting, loaded with feces and urine, and after being dismantled by the zombies, they blew themselves up efficiently." Mo Xiaoxi said with a smile.

forehead

I was on my lips and began to twitch wildly.

At this time, Bai Xiaoxue said to us very coldly: "The ancient witchcraft of Western witches is very bizarre, through all kinds of strange things, aunt's blood, nails, hair, feces and urine, and materials on the human body, it is said that it can give life, such as moving scarecrows, pumpkin people, strange curse potions, ......"

"However, the witches of the West should be almost extinct, right, how can they appear here? I've hardly ever seen a witch in the West. Bai Xiaoxue was a little surprised.

Mo Xiaoxi asked curiously: Is it because Western medicine is too developed, these witches of gods and ghosts are eliminated faster than all kinds of yin techniques in our yin circle, and they are even more useless?

"No, as long as technology has not yet reached the mysterious realm that can explain the soul and consciousness and dissect the human brain, then the ancient occult involving the soul accumulated over thousands of years still has some use."

Bai Xiaoxue shook her head and said: "When our country was in the Ming Dynasty, the old Zhu family set up Jinyiwei and Dongchang, because a certain tomb robber was the inducement, dug up the bones of a certain generation of emperors, made a human head urinal, and rode on the emperor's head to pee. ”

I'm silent, I've heard about this for a long time.

"Coincidentally, it was almost at the same time, the West was also suppressed, their time was worse than ours, they were the divine right of kings at that time, the status of the sect was higher than that of the monarch, with Klama's "Hammer of the Witch" as an inducement, Catholicism had a big Western medieval witch hunt movement, tens of thousands of witches were burned at the stake, many of the Western sorcerers were lost, and witches were extinct."

When I heard this, I felt that Bai Xiaoxue was really knowledgeable.

I not only know the history of the development of our Chinese yin circle, but also know the foreign ones.

She leaned on crutches and continued: Let's go, since the Western friends who are hiding in this cemetery to make trouble have been broken by us, we will see what the hell he is going to do in the cemetery in our city...... Let's take a look at what these pumpkin people grow out of the soil are.

Originally, I was planning to come to this grave mountain to get rid of the ghosts, and called Bai Xiaoxue to come out to relax and get some dirty things, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen behind my back.

While we chattered, a few people walked up the mountain.

It was pitch black, and tombstones stood in the darkness.

I often come to this cemetery, and I also saw Xiao Rou's grave, as well as Yao Xiaokai's cemetery, the epitaph I carved on it, the snake with the tail, and the word trapped beast on it is still there.

This is a place where many of my old friends and guests are buried, and I don't want these dead to be disturbed, and I feel dirty for people who play with the bodies of the resting people.

Halfway up the mountain, we found something very wrong.

The grave hill in this suburb is very large, before Yong'an Mountain was built into a cemetery, it was a very old grave hill on our side, and those tombstones were only half a hillside location, and the rest of the place was relatively lush with trees, but there was one place, but in the dark, exuding a bright yellow bonfire.

"Flame, is it phosphorus?" Mo Xiaoxi pointed to the bright light in the distance and said: No, I heard the singing, it should be someone..... Jumping on the grave.

I was silent because I heard it too.

Our group followed the firelight, through the dark forest, and came to a very wide meadow under the black blue sky.

Here, we saw masquerade balls in various costumes.

Some people wear Qing Dynasty court clothes, some people wear Mao suits, some people dress up as Republic of China maids, and some people dress up as Indians, but all of them have a pumpkin head of a plant on their heads.

Among the twenty or thirty pumpkin people, they all danced happily around a huge bonfire, as if they had come to a strange black fairy tale.

The loudspeaker next to it, there is DJ dance music, the pumpkin man is swaying indulgently, sweating hotly, drinking wine, beer bottles everywhere, and a pumpkin man, who is responsible for the barbecue next to him.

Even some pumpkin people, dancing so passionately, they untied their clothes and began to do fragrant work on the spot.

We were stunned when we saw this.

This is the pumpkin masquerade, so indulgent, and still open on the tomb mountain, could it be that some rich second-generation rich people group behind the scenes, looking for excitement in the secret, looking for a dance party in the tomb mountain to have fun? I've heard a lot of ridiculous things like this.

However, Xiao Qing'er suddenly pointed to these pumpkin people who were indulging in singing and dancing at the dance, and said in horror: These things are all ghosts.

"Indeed, it's the Ghost Worship Ball." Bai Xiaoxue's face sank, and she was on crutches, "I have inconvenient legs and feet, if these twenty or thirty murderous spirits want to do it, I'm afraid that it will be a little troublesome." ”

I also feel cold in my heart, these vegetative people who can play dance, drink alcohol, and mate with a big pumpkin on their heads, but they are afraid that they are very fierce.

Then.

The balls stopped suddenly.

The pumpkin man, who was singing and dancing, twisting his bewitching body wildly, found us, and the singing suddenly fell silent, and twenty or thirty people suddenly turned their heads to look at us, their eyes radiating a scarlet and tyrannical light.

Streaming down.

The air was so quiet that only the sound of the wind could be heard, and twenty or thirty pairs of scarlet pumpkin people, no longer dancing, slowly surrounded us.

"Where is Yin Chong, do you want to do it?"

Bai Xiaoxue's face sank, Xiao Qing'er and Little White Fox bared their teeth, and looked at them pumpkin people with vigilance.

"Stop!"

At this moment, on the ground next to it, a board covered with turf opened.

Out of it came a shivering, hunched over an old woman with a pumpkin head on her head, holding a strange wooden cane, and slowly walked out.

"Dare to ask who is it? Please register. ”

The old woman laughed in an eerie voice.

This old witch spoke very pure Chinese, obviously an old woman, but there was a very strange girl's crisp baby voice, and she said crisply: "The world is a family, we all talk about it, I am a Celtic wizard from Ireland - Joanna." ”

Damn it.

Foreigners are also so particular? I took a breath and hugged my fists: "Tattoo Cheng family, Cheng You." ”

"Guangzhou Chentang Bai family, Bai Xiaoxue." Bai Xiaoxue said.

If you want to do it in the Jianghu circle, you have to report your name first, which is respect, and it is also to weigh the other party's catties, so as not to end unnecessary grudges, and there is an old saying, don't kill the nameless.

"Guangzhou Bai family, Bai Xiaoxue?"

The old witch was taken aback, and said gloomily: "I have heard of your name, but I have disappeared for a long time in Guangzhou, and I didn't expect to meet the famous Bai family exorcist in this small place." ”

Bai Xiaoxue shook her head and said: You have heard of me, but I am afraid that I have mixed it up in Guangzhou, after all, there are many ruthless, foreigners with all kinds of evil arts, Japanese, Azan from Southeast Asian countries, and the three religions and nine streams all gathered together, but I have never heard of you, Joanna. ”

The old witch smiled, hugged her fists with oriental etiquette, and said: I have admired Chinese culture for a long time, and the eldest lady has been away from Guangzhou for a long time, so I came to your country, and it is natural that I have not heard my name.

"Oh? It means that after I left, there was such a character as you? ”

Bai Xiaoxue said: "You can grow such a vegetative person, you are not an idle person, you foreigners want our people to make money, not to go to the big city, to find the rich man who gives you stinky feet and admires foreign countries?" Instead, go to the cemetery in this small place and harm people? ”

"Giving life to plants is just a means, not to make money, not to harm people." Joanna said, pointing to the pumpkin people standing at the ball.

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