Chapter 67: Cow Pills

"Uncle, how did you sell this skin shrimp?"

"40 pounds, do you want the little girl to come a little? I'll give you a cheaper price. ”

Although live streaming on the street is not a new thing, it is still quite a novel experience to meet a female anchor in a farmer's market.

Ning Hao walked in front with a selfie stick, and several groups of people came over and asked to take pictures with him. The lively situation provoked the aunts and aunts who bought vegetables in the vegetable market to turn around frequently and look at him.

Ning Hao was accustomed to appearing in everyone's field of vision with the identity of "Tongtong", ignoring the curious eyes around him, he was talking to the stall owner while opening the live broadcast.

"How much?"

"Count you 37 pounds." It is estimated that it is a beauty effect, and the uncle looks very talkative.

"Tinker Bell, I think this uncle has bad intentions towards you! The last time I bought 3 catties, the vendor who sold the goods refused to discount it to me! ”

"You're jealous of seeing Uncle Tinker Bell give a discount!"

"I guess you're looking unsightly [snickering expression]"

"ε=( ́ο'*))))Alas! The era of face brushing....."

"It's normal, last time I went out dressed as a woman, they charged me two dollars less!"

"Wow! There's a women's clothing boss here! Capture a women's clothing boss alive! ”

"[Shy] ....."

Ning Hao was accustomed to the interjection in the live broadcast room, and asked the uncle for a bag, so he picked up the pipi shrimp by himself.

Generally speaking, the fattest time for Pipi shrimp is in April and May every year, that is, during the Qingming and May Day periods every year. During this time, the skin shrimp is exceptionally fat, especially the female shrimp, which has a lot of seeds.

By June, the shrimp have finished giving birth, and then there is a fishing moratorium, and it is difficult to eat the fatty shrimp at this time. It wasn't until September that the shrimp grew up and could eat the shrimp again, but at this time, the shrimp were very small and not fat enough.

It's just over July, and it's not the best season to eat shrimp. However, Yangcheng is an inland city, and these skin shrimp are actually bred from the farm, although the month is not right, but the size is good.

"There are two main ways to see if the shrimp is new or not! One is to look at the shrimp head, and the other is to look at the color of the belly and cheek. ”

Ning Hao explained to the audience in the live broadcast room how to select Pipi shrimp,

"You see, like this one, the shrimp head is hard to the touch, which means that it is fresh. There is also this belly cheek, compared with these two, the color of this belly cheek is obviously lighter, and the lighter the color of the belly cheek, the better. ”

Ning Hao pinched a leather shrimp and put it in front of the camera so that the audience could see it more clearly.

"There is also this back line, if the color of the back line is dark, it means that there are many seeds, and the size of the female shrimp is generally a little smaller than that of the male shrimp. There is a groove in the belly of the female shrimp, and if you cook it, the female shrimp will taste a little better than the male shrimp, but the food we are going to cook tonight does not require shrimp roe, so it doesn't matter......"

Ning Hao said as he put the picked Pipi shrimp into the bag.

"I was taught, it turns out that there is this kind of trick for picking Pipi shrimp. When I usually buy them, I don't pay attention to these at all, and the boss picks them up for me. ”

"True delicacy is all about being carefully selected! Support! ”

"It makes sense, it's worthy of Tinker Bell, and the cooking skills are first-class!"

"When it comes to eating, I can't help but drool and look forward to tonight's food!"

After picking the pipi shrimp, Ning Hao paid the money, and continued to buy other ingredients in the farmers' market, beef, shiitake mushrooms, onions, ginger, .......

"I bought such a thing, it's so hearty tonight!"

"Let me guess what to eat tonight! Isn't it skin shrimp and roast beef? ”

"Pipi shrimp is also delicious when grilled, and we have it sold at the barbecue restaurant here!"

"Grilled and eaten is a tyrannical thing, if you want me to say that seafood is best boiled, it is original!"

"Tinker Bell, what the hell are you going to eat tonight? You haven't told us yet! ”

"Burst the pulp peeing cow ball!" Ning Hao replied.

"Popping the peeing cow balls?" As soon as I heard the name, "I still love him i" sitting in front of the computer almost squirted. Cow pills are cow pills, what kind of urine do you sow!

"Don't you think this name is a bit ......" "I still love him i" said tactfully, he wanted to say that the name was too earthy, and it was urine or something, would it be reminiscent of %¥#¥ when it tasted

"It's a popping peeing cow ball!" Ning Hao said affirmatively.

There is no amazing Stephen Chow in this world, and comedy movies are all stereotypical and old-fashioned plots, with no style at all. The reason why the peeing cow pills were restored can be regarded as Ning Hao's own remembrance of his lost youth.

"It's good to pee on the cow balls, and it's unique when you hear it! I think it's good! ”

"yes, the cow pill is too stereotypical, the cow pill that can pee, it sounds like I'm looking forward to it!"

"Good name! Powerful! ”

"I still love him" is a little speechless, where is this name good, and courage, how do you see it.

Tongtong is inflated, and even the name is so arbitrary!

"I still love him" silently took a sip of coffee on the table, "Okay, you're a great god, you have the final say!" ”

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The process of cooking may seem boring to others, but for Ning Hao, every cooking is a pleasant enjoyment. The beef is made of pure lean meat without gluten, and it is constantly beaten thousands of times until the meat is completely broken up and becomes a paste.

Clean and shell the shrimp, chop it into minced meat, put it in a pot and add starch to boil. Put the boiled minced shrimp in a tray and put it in the refrigerator to cool.

When the shrimp minced meat turns into jelly, take it out, cut it into small pieces of equal size, and fill the meatballs with the cut ingredients.......

"This ball is so cumbersome to make!"

"yes, knock, knock, Tinker Bell, aren't you tired?"

"I feel sorry for the anchor, it's almost there!"

"I used to think of myself as a foodie, but since watching Tinker Bell's livestream, I've realized that I really lived for nothing!"

"Damn! Upstairs, don't be so exaggerated! ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to set the mood?"

"Awesome, they're all talents! (^_^)\/~~”

When Ning Hao was cooking, the fans in the live broadcast room were not idle, fully playing the role of "good audience", cheering and cheering on the side.

Twenty minutes later, the world's first popping peeing cow balls came out of the pot!

"How's this thing?"

"It looks like an ordinary person!"

"It's not dark, it doesn't look like it's characteristic."

"Holy! Big brother, this is a meatball, do you still mean that you still forget that it can shine! ”

Indeed, compared with Ning Hao's previous dishes, the popping peeing cow balls were a bit unsatisfactory in appearance.

The reaction of everyone in the live broadcast room was also expected by Ning Hao.

However, what is the biggest feature of Peeing Cow Balls? In addition to the exaggerated bursting, it is a "bullet"!

"Bounce" to the point that you can be a table tennis player!

Ning Hao confidently grabbed a popping cow pill and threw it to the ground casually.

"Smack!" The beef balls fell to the ground, and under the action of gravity, it was obvious that it was squeezed and deformed, but then, the extruded part was quickly restored back, and under the action of the reaction force, the meatballs bounced high on the ground......

"Knock Knock ......"

is like a table tennis, and everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly lost their voices when they saw this unreasonable scene.

Beef balls that can bounce more than a meter high!

Is this really foody?

It took about two or three seconds for the people in the live broadcast room to come to their senses.

"Great!"

"The cow is broken!"

“666666.......”