Chapter 74: Hiccup
I didn't understand what the old prostitute meant, and I thought that the old prostitute was talking about a coffin made of ancient god stones, so what trouble would there be, and it would make him feel difficult.
"What's wrong? Is there anything else difficult about this coffin made of ancient god stones? "I glanced at the old prostitute, and not only did I glance at him, but the little wolf and Tianxiang also stared at him.
The old prostitute looked up at us and said, "My day, what do you all think I do?" The protagonist is not me, but the Lord lying inside, and you see what is pressed under his palm? ”
After listening to the old prostitute, everyone went to see the corpse's subordinates collectively, and the old prostitute was afraid that we would not be able to see it, so she deliberately pointed to an angle so that we could see it clearly. I saw that under the palm of the corpse's hand, there was a white ball-like thing, both hands had it, and it couldn't be found if you didn't look closely. The color of the white ball is the same as that of the coffin, and it is difficult to distinguish it without looking closely.
Even if we look at it from the perspective that the old prostitute pointed out to us, it is difficult to see what is pressed under the hands of the corpse. The little wolf squatted aside and looked at it carefully, and said to himself: "It's not just difficult, it's very difficult now." ”
"Do you see what that is?" I asked them curiously.
"I don't know what it is, but it must not be a good thing, how can there be a corpse that still presses something under the palm of his hand, and it doesn't look like jewelry." Tianxiang replied to my question.
"My god, how can I have a bad premonition, this guy must not be a good thing under his hands, just look at this guy's appearance, you know that this person is not a good person, and he will not become a good person when he dies." The old prostitute said while staring at the corpse in the coffin.
"Could it be a mechanism? This guy is afraid of being stolen from the research mechanism. "I just think so subjectively, and I hope to remind the old prostitute and the little wolf of their analytical thinking.
"The agency is for sure." The little wolf crouched on the ground, and his voice was very heavy.
"My god, it seems that we have to check it around, don't open the coffin, and then fall into this guy's trap, as the saying goes, be careful to make a 10,000-year-old ship, let's not be tired, let's check it first." After the old prostitute finished speaking, seeing that everyone had no objection, she continued: "Zhanzhao, you are responsible for inspecting this divine sarcophagus coffin, to see if there are any connection points on the coffin lid, let's go check the surrounding walls, and try to avoid mistakes in the last step." ”
Although the little wolf did not say yes, he had already begun to carefully inspect the entire coffin. I got a good job, riding on the old prostitute's neck to watch the top.
Although the old prostitute was ridden by my neck at the bottom, I was also very tired when I looked up at the roof of the shed, and my neck was also very sore.
The old prostitute walked underneath, and urged in her mouth: "My god, you hurry up and see, Lao Tzu can't hold it down there." ”
"Damn, you just have this bit of physical strength, it's only been a long time, you can't stand it, didn't you say let me check it carefully."
"My god, it's not that I don't have physical strength, it's that your two balls hit me, you shouldn't panic when you play, I'll let you ride for a day, you hurry up, what's on it?"
"Nothing, just a whole big rock on it."
"Oh my god, then you've been watching for so long, come down quickly." The old prostitute shouted impatiently.
After putting me down, the old prostitute did not rest, but checked the wall with Tianxiang again, and asked me to go to the treasure room to see if there was a mechanism. To tell the truth, when I walked to the treasure room, I didn't even want to move anymore when I didn't even bother to look at the mechanism, the gold, silver and jewels scattered all over the place.
"My god, Xiao Qi, can you do it, don't fucking poke it there, go see if there's a mechanism."
If it weren't for the old prostitute calling me from behind, I would never have moved, after all, this kind of scene in the treasure room will never get tired of watching it for the rest of my life. As soon as I got to the wall, I heard the little wolf shouting inside, "Come here, don't look for it." ”
We walked to the coffin, and the little wolf pointed to the corpse's hand and said, "See that thin white thread?" It should be the trigger point of touching a certain mechanism, and the white line is connected to something under his hand, and it seems that this mechanism can only be triggered by him. ”
"Oh my god, what do you mean by this guy, isn't this even harming yourself? If you wake up one day and accidentally touch it, it is not equivalent to suicide. He can't be so stupid, he has done so many things, he just wants to survive, how can he design a suicide mechanism for himself? It's not logical. The old prostitute was a little skeptical of the little wolf's statement, and said what she thought.
"I think what the old prostitute said this time makes sense, it is impossible for him to design a suicide mechanism for himself. Even if it is an institution, he should prioritize his own life and death, and I don't think he will arrange such an agency. Tianxiang continued the words of the old prostitute on the side.
The little wolf didn't say anything immediately, but looked at it for a few more minutes before saying, "Let's open the coffin in a while, remember, no matter what happens, don't panic, and don't run away on your own." ”
We nodded, the little wolf began to explain his plan to open the coffin, and assigned us their respective tasks, for the sake of safety, Tianxiang and I should immediately pinch the hands of the corpse after the switch, and then the little wolf and the old prostitute took off the black armor worn by the corpse, and left immediately after the things were in hand.
After the little wolf introduced the plan, he began to implement, first the coffin lid, because the little wolf has been checked, so there is no further inspection, everyone still believes in the little wolf, the four people each hold a corner of the coffin lid, the old prostitute shouted a slogan: "1, 2, 3, up." "The lid of the coffin was lifted smoothly.
The old prostitute said while carrying the lid of the coffin: "All light, all light, don't break it, wait for Lao Tzu to lie here after a hundred years, don't break it for me." I can say that I have booked this sarcophagus coffin, and you can't occupy the magpie's nest like the lord inside. ”
Originally, when I heard the old prostitute say this joke, I felt a lot more relaxed, but at this moment, I don't know who hiccuped. The old prostitute asked, "Who is so uninteresting and farts when I'm joking." ”
It was originally a joke, but I quickly replied, "It's not me." Tianxiang also said that it was not him, as soon as he put the coffin lid on the ground, everyone's eyes looked at the little wolf, and the little wolf said very seriously: "It's not me." ”
Before the little wolf could finish speaking, there was another hiccup, and this time we could hear it clearly, the sound came from the coffin.