Monkey, that's what Leon defines as the three divine races.

It is said that people want faces, and trees need bark, so the gods (regardless of which god system) attach much more importance to their own dignity and face than ordinary people.

Being humiliated in front of an earth mortal like this, even the most temperamental gods showed a look of indignation on their faces, and some of them were short-tempered, and they had even pulled out all kinds of blades from behind, ready to let this earth human know what pain was.

"What, dissatisfied?"

Li Ang grinned, pointed at the frost giants and smiled: "You are all yin and yang people who are neither male nor female. ”

"What?!" Laufey looked shocked, craned his neck and shouted, "What did you say? This is called the Origin Physique full of divinity, inherited from the original Frost Giant Ymir! ”

"That's still a yin and yang person," Li Ang said with a smile, "With two sets of reproductive systems, it seems that a woman is actually a man, and a man is actually a woman, although I have no intention of laughing at your physical defects, but it is very annoying that you shamelessly take pride in this trait."

Don't you know that yin and yang people have rotten butts? ”

"You, you!" Lau Fei only felt that the bruises on his forehead were jumping, and he wanted to slash Li Ang with a knife.

"What are you, yin and yang rotten ass, yin and yang rotten ass, yin and yang rotten ass, you frost monkeys, learn from me, read hard."

Leon laughed with great wickedness, and when he saw the look on the Asgardian soldier's face that he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he reprimanded, "What are you Asgardians laughing at? Didn't I tell you?

Odin's mother is the frost giant Bestra, which means that all the offspring from Odin down may have abnormal chromosomes in their bodies.

Especially the diva Friggya, do you think the person who has shared the bed with you for so many years is really 100% male? ”

Sure enough, Friggia's face immediately showed a constipated look of a menopausal woman.

"Like I said, monkey." Li Ang spread his hands and flicked the non-existent dust on the placket of his coat with a calm expression.

In the distance, the gods of Olympus on the wooden ship let out a slight laugh, and these gods were especially fond of seeing the gods of the other gods being insulted in the face and unable to speak back.

"Don't be hippie, monkeys."

Leon straightened his face, pointed his finger at Hercules, the largest of all the Olympian demigods present, and said, "Take this Hercules as an example, his mother is the mortal Alcmene, the wife of the Theban king Amphitryon.

Zeus induced Alcmene to have a semi-forced relationship with him - in order to make himself completely refreshed, Zeus even made the sun god and the moon goddess prolong the night, so that the night was three times longer than usual, and finally put on a little green hat for the king of Thebes. ”

Leon's statement made the Olympian gods even more embarrassed, as the Father of Zeus, his degree of intemperance is far higher than Odin's, and it is really a lot of black history when you talk about it carefully.

If this is an ancient Greek characteristic, then a little further digging reveals that Alcmene is actually the granddaughter of Perseus and Romana of Cassiose, and Perseus of Cephax is the daughter of Danae, the daughter of Zeus and the kings of Argos.

In this way, Alcmene is Zeus's own great-granddaughter, the Olympian father, who actually had a relationship with his great-granddaughter and gave birth to a baby. ”

Li Ang said with a smile: "Only a monkey can do such an act that violates human ethics." ”

The gods of Olympus tried to refute it, but after thinking about it carefully, they couldn't refute it, chaotic blood relations are a major feature of the Olympian god system.

"Not only that, but the Medusa that Perseus killed in his trials was actually an ordinary priestess in the temple of Athena, and Poseidon, the god of the sea, in order to humiliate Athena, committed violence against this priestess in the center of the temple.

And Athena, in order to avoid the god war, even ignored the priestess, and even beat her back, accusing Medusa of insulting the purity of the temple and cursing her to become a gorgon.

Such a brazen and rude behavior is like an act that can only be done by a monkey. ”

Leon recounted the dark history of the Olympian gods with relish, and even rubbed his hands together excitedly, "In addition, the original god-king of the Olympian god lineage, the sky god Ouranos, was scythe-cut off by his son Kronos during a family quarrel with his son Gaia, the goddess of the earth, and the dragon root fell into the deep sea, stirring up bubbles, and gave birth to Venus, the goddess of love and beauty.

Among the Olympian gods, the most beautiful is actually a 'hanging'? Thinking of the statue "Venus with a Broken Arm", does it feel that the goddess with a broken arm is in line with its original meaning as a 'hanging'? ”

"Enough!"

The Olympian gods really can't listen to it, the ugliness of the family can't be publicized, even if you listen to these black histories, you will be destroyed with three views, let alone in front of the other two gods! This humiliation is unprecedented!

"How can it? Since you've done it, don't be afraid of what others say~"

Leon smiled and said: "But to tell the truth, there was Zeus who pushed the Europa heifer angrily, there was the lewd man Poseidon who trained Minos's wife for a little white cow, and then there was the great hero Aeacus who pushed the baby seal regardless of the size difference.

Did the Welsh and Middle Eastern irons on the earth today have a habit of having sex with little lambs from your Greek gods? ”

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I don't have such a slap in the face! Can you save some face!!

Many of the Olympian gods only felt that the blood was surging, their faces were flushed, and they all sharpened their knives, and their eyes seemed to be about to erupt into flames.

"Calm down, calm down!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Princess Diana hurriedly drew her long sword and stood on the bridge and shouted: "Leon is bewitching your minds, I have read his information, once I listen to his words, I will fall into the logical trap and never get out again!" Don't let your emotions dominate your minds! ”

This female demigod from Paradise Island looked at the Olympian gods who were so passionate that they couldn't listen to persuasion at all, and covered her forehead helplessly.

"These young people are really not calm."

A middle-aged male deity with a lame hunchback and a distorted face looked at the excited compatriots, and the scholar Princess Diana shook her head as if she was proud of her good temper.

Unexpectedly, Leon directly moved his gaze to this ugly god, and said loudly: "Hezhensus, the god of fire and forging, your mother is Hera, the queen of heaven, and your father is Zeus, how noble is his birth, but he is abandoned and disgusted because of congenital deformities.

When you became an adult, you presented the golden throne to Hera, the queen of heaven, but set a laser on the throne and left Hera trapped on the throne.

In desperation, the gods invited you back to Mount Olympus, and the heavenly father Odin even declared a personal vendetta, because Aphrodite, the goddess of love, rejected Zeus's courtship, he promised Aphrodite to you as a condition for you to release Hera.

As a result, you married Aphrodite, the goddess of love, and thought that you had reached the pinnacle of life, but Aphrodite thought you were too ugly, short in stature, and had no heroic temperament.

Angry in your heart, you made a big net, and when your wife was committing adultery with others, you netted the adulterer ** together and publicly displayed it in front of the gods of Olympus, causing the gods to laugh, and finally Ares paid a fine for the adultery, and everything was calm and returned to normal.

If love is a light, it must be the color of forgiveness, and it must be your color. ”

After that, Li Ang blinked and smiled, and stretched out his hand to Hezhestus with great evil taste, "You have to think about the good, there was once a man named Wu Dalang who was also short, and his wife flew with the adulterer for the sake of the red apricot out of the wall, and actually poisoned Wu Dalang on the spot.

Compared to this Wu Dalang, your monkey's luck is quite good~"

"Ahh

Hezhestus's sanity vanished, and he pulled the rudder handle on the bridge and shouted, "Fire!" Fire! Fire! ”