A lot of stars?

Ji Mo laughed, it turned out that the woman said that she would give herself a chess game tonight, and he was idle at night, so he went out to get it. Anyway, the chess pieces were all her own, but I didn't know that the people who didn't see her at the post station handed over the chess to herself.

But......

I didn't expect that after a boring stroll, I could see such a drunk person when I returned to the palace. I didn't expect this woman to be drunk, but she had a different style!

The woman's fragrant fragrance poured into his nose, he raised his eyebrows slightly, a smile flashed in his cold eyes, and there was a moment of unnaturalness, after all, he was really unaccustomed to staying away from women. He stood there for a while, thinking about what to do with the woman herself, when he heard the sound of footsteps.

Thirty meters ahead, guards came over with torches. Ji Moli immediately made a decision, picked up the woman in his arms, flew away, and returned to his bedroom almost at the speed of light.

If this person sees the Yutai Phoenix fainting in his arms, tomorrow, I don't know what kind of bloody storm it is. Rumors about this thing are terrible!

The guards searched everywhere for those who had entered the imperial study to steal, but after all, no one dared to search the bedrooms of several guests. Because the emperor has not been found, there is no order from the emperor, offending guests from other countries will end up very miserable.

Therefore, Yutaihuang lay in the dormitory of Jimoli with peace of mind, and no one came in to disturb him.

Although it is very amorous after getting drunk, this style is actually just the appearance! Jimo only hated himself for understanding too late!

In fact, he has always thought that women are troublesome, especially in the years when he grew up in the palace, which made him deeply understand how troublesome it is for women to compete for favor and power by any means. And I have always believed in the words of the sages - only villains and women are difficult to raise!

This is the reason why he has special respect for all women, is relatively friendly, and is very detached! In the same way, this is the reason why Yutai Huang can see in him the gentlemanly demeanor of respecting women!

As for why he had something to do with a woman like Tan Taihuang, he didn't even throw her directly on the side of the road, and took her back to his bedroom. It shouldn't just be because of the so-called vague charm.

His Royal Highness the Regent thought carefully about his intentions again, and came to the conclusion that maybe it was really as this woman said, because her words and deeds really did not look like a woman at all, so he treated her as a man!

However, he quickly understood a truth, no matter how amorous she is when she is drunk, no matter how much she looks like a man on weekdays, she is still a woman after all! Moreover, it's not just women who are troublesome creatures, but even more drunk women!

No, he was sitting outside the screen, studying the chess game in his hand, and the woman was lying behind the screen, and he was on the couch, drunkenly singing: "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, two or three years old......"

He jumped a few times at his temples, looked down at the chess game in his hand, and couldn't calm down for a long time. The slender white fingertips pinched the chess slightly, and the eyebrows were also in sharp pain. Hearing such a miserable song in the middle of the night is indeed very torturous to the nerves......

Just when he was very depressed, soon, the Tangtai Huang Tong Shoes in the room changed his tone again, and sang the adapted version of the impulsive punishment, and the tone was very emotional: "That night you were drunk, holding my feet, talking nonsense, you said you want to help me rub my feet, in fact, it's been a long time......"

Then, Ji Moli's lips twitched a few times with an extremely incredible frequency, what kind of song is this? The little cabbage had vaguely heard it, but this rubbing of the feet......

Just when he was very puzzled, Tang Taihuang burped again, and then sang: "Hiccup...... If I didn't know how many cups you drank that day, you wouldn't understand how beautiful my feet were, and I ...... Hiccup, I won't believe that after you drink too much, you will help me knead so crisply...... Belch! ”

Ji Moli's hand holding the chess piece trembled slightly, only to feel that the whole person was on the verge of collapse. After drinking too much, you rubbed her so crisply? Who's drinking too much right now?

Stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, just when he was already seriously thinking about whether he had done something wrong, he should have left her on the side of the road and left her to fend for herself, and when he didn't do anything bad and good people to save her back, there was another heart-rending wolf howl, accompanied by the sound of a crazy hammer bed-

"If you die, you have to love, not dripping and not happy! How deep the feelings, hiccup, only in this way is it enough to confess and die...... You have to love ——, no, no...... Nothing, uh, forgot the words! ”

"Bang!" When she finished, her head fell to the window!

"Boom!" "Boom! "Knock! "The three hidden guards, with tears on their faces, fell to the ground without expectations! What kind of trouble did the prince come back, she can sing this weird and heart-rending song! Love when you're still dead! Also, the bed didn't collapse, did it?!

Ji Moli was so made by her crazy howl that his hands shook, and the water in the teacup splashed him! The inky golden robe was smudged, and the water stains spread little by little, like his mood of having a headache and gradually running to the top! As a result, I was shocked by this woman's fiancé, that is, Najun, and there was an indescribable and quite heavy ...... Sympathize!

He can stand this kind of woman, and he has to live with her for the rest of his life, Jun Jinglan is simply doing a disservice to men in the world!

In his thoughts, he thought that she fell on the edge of the window this time, even if she didn't smash out, it should always be quiet, but unexpectedly, after a while, another wolf's howl like killing pigs sounded: "Yalasuo, that is Qinghai-Tibet High ~ Original——! ”

"Boom!" Jimo slipped off the bench under his ass and almost didn't fall!

Yaraço? Yarazo?!

At this moment, the palace people inside and outside the hall finally cried, and their faces were full of rushing tears. It's not that they can't stand her singing, they just miss their loved ones, yes! I miss my relatives every festival, but what kind of festival today, they don't make ...... It's just that I miss my relatives very much, woo woo woo......

Just when everyone was on the verge of rout, and was about to be stirred up to the point of insanity and returned to the West, Ji Moli's gentlemanly demeanor was finally tossed by the Taihuang, and just when he couldn't get up and throw her out, the people finally came in with sobering soup.

And almost trembling because he felt that he was about to be liberated, he didn't wait for Jimo to leave the command, he stepped up on the Hot Wheels with both legs, rushed in three steps and two steps and two steps, and fed the medicine to the Taihuang!

But—

"Bang!" She waved her hand and flipped it over!

"What a thing, it's bitter! Drinking, the old lady still wants to drink...... "Her face was flushed and delirious, this shot was still accurate, not to mention the medicine bowl at once, and splashed the snow-white screen not far away, and the black medicinal juice was stained, which looked extremely dirty and disgusting!

The palace people were startled, and hurriedly knelt down in the direction of Jimoli: "The slave is not well served, the prince spares his life, the prince spares his life!" ”

Although Ji Moli didn't have any cleanliness habits, he couldn't help frowning when he saw this, and glanced at the singing voice of the Taihuang on his body, and thundered with tea, and finally narrowed a trace of impatience in his cold eyes: "Change the screen, go and serve the medicine again!" Change! ”

"Yes!" The men quickly did as he was told.

The chamberlain also hurried to bring new clothes and waited for him to change them. Then, the room was always filled with the dying voice of the Tai Huang, from rock music, to folk songs, and soon to lyrical songs, and at every turn hammering the bed, while howling hysterically!

The whole room shook almost slightly with her pig-killing sound. This made Ji Moli even more determined to pour the sobering decoction on her no matter what, otherwise, tonight, the people in the entire dormitory would not plan to sleep, and they would be collectively poisoned by this woman's magic voice! Maybe tomorrow I'll be crying blind!

After a while, the subordinates finally came up with another medicine bowl. In order to prevent the woman from going crazy, she knocked over the medicine bowl again, Ji Moli sighed deeply, and then stretched out his hand, took the medicine bowl, and walked to the hall.

Walked around the screen, and saw her woman screaming on the bed with a red face, waving her hands wildly, with a little helplessness and a smile in her cold eyes, and she really regretted that she had caused such a trouble!

With a very complicated feeling, he came to her, and the subordinates quickly helped her up, and Mo Li quickly stretched out his hand, and said a little in her throat, and the Taihuang was forced to open his mouth, and the medicine was poured into it like this!

Then, the entire hall was extremely subtle, but I felt a sigh of relief! Edi Niang, it's finally good!

However, the history of human development tells us that it is often not a rational thing to be happy too early, and it is easy to be sad and miserable. No, although the Tantai Phoenix medicine has been poured down, the ability to sing is gone, but the strength of the spoon is still there!

After she finished drinking the medicine, she got up suddenly, grabbed Ji Moli's collar, looked at the other party's face in a daze, and then overlapped with someone's face in her heart because of dizziness! Then, like a big worm, she yelled at his face: "Jun Jinglan, take it off for the old lady!" ”

This roar, the audience was silent!

Everyone knew very well who Jun Jinglan was, so the corners of their mouths twitched even more seriously! The legendary prince of the Northern Underworld, who is ruthless and ruthless, and takes people's lives at every turn, even if this Taihuang is his woman, shouldn't have such a big guts, right?!

At this moment, even Ji Moli, there was a hint of interest in his cold eyes, he looked at this woman, obviously it was not that she was so drunk and spicy, but it seemed that she had been oppressing Jun Jinglan like this for many years! watched her hold her hand at the placket, and patiently pulled her hand away. He's not a gentleman, so he's not interested in showing her!

However, after the roar of the Tai Huang, not only did she not see the person's wide clothes, but her hand was still being pushed away, so she was very angry, which caused the whole person to be even more crazy, looking at Ji Moli, glaring angrily, and shouting: "Take off!" Quick off! ”

Seeing this, the corners of his mouth twitched again, and finally turned his head, his cold eyes swept slightly, and the people quickly understood and quickly retreated.

Now, there are only two of them left in the palace, of course, the people who have withdrawn are also deeply worried about the innocence of their own prince, lest that crazy woman regard the prince as the prince of the North Underworld and do something wrong! I only hope that the regent Chitose will be able to maintain his chastity, and don't let the shameless crazy woman succeed easily!

"Why do you want to take it off?" He swept towards her lightly, and a hazy voice like a flower in the fog sounded, with a hint of seduction, because he was really curious if the purpose of her drunken grabbing "Jun Jinglan" so frantically to make her loose clothes was what he thought...... Wretched.

"Why do you want to take it off?" Yutai Huang's head was also confused for a moment, looking at him hazy, and his whole footsteps were still slightly staggering.

Just when Ji Moli thought that she was also delirious, he finally had a moment of soberness, and he didn't want to do such nonsensical things anymore, and he didn't want to ask again.

She suddenly screamed at his face: "Why take it off!" For you, of course! ”

Ji Moli: "......" Sure enough, it's not a woman. Even, more manly than men!

Jun Jinglan can bear her, in addition to sympathy, he now expresses deep admiration and gratitude, thanking him for being able to accept the woman in front of him and open up a pure land for the majority of men in the world. Raising his hand, he tried hard to pull out the placket of his clothes, but between pushes and shoves......

"Hiss——!" With a bang, she ripped off a piece of cloth!

Immediately, a faint incense rushed into the nose of the Tai Huang, but it was definitely not the fragrance of the Junzi Orchid that the Tai Huang was familiar with! So, it shouldn't be Jun Jinglan!

Ji Moli's face began to turn a little blue with the cracking of his clothes! This woman, even if she is drunk, what she is doing now is too much!

But what he didn't know was that more was yet to come!