Chapter 1 Damn, dare to eat Lao Niang's tofu!

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"Dingdong, you have a new message, please pay attention to check."

The immature child's voice sounded in Luo Xiaoqi's mind, "Is Taobao so humane now?" Have voice reminders? She didn't pay attention to the sound when she heard it, and fell asleep again after muttering.

"Ding-dong......"

"Ding-dong, ding-dong......"

"Ding-dong, ding-...... Ugly, don't sleep, get up! ”

Seeing that Luo Xiaoqi didn't react, the boy's voice still insisted on sounding in her head, and finally roared angrily.

"Ugly? Damn, who dares to call the old lady ugly? The old lady chopped him up little Ding Ding believe it or not! Although he was sleepy, Luo Xiaoqi was still awakened by the words 'ugly eight monsters', and he scolded in his heart without opening his eyes in a daze, showing the demeanor of a female man.

"Ugly, you have hung up, the cause of death is overwork, but you have crossed over with your life, and you have also got such a cute and charming portable Taobao system from me, are you surprised? Unhappy? Hurry up and get up and do the task......"

As if in response to the voice in Luo Xiaoqi's heart, the boy continued to speak in a rambling manner, but Luo Xiaoqi, who listened to it, sneered in his heart, "Heh, crossing? I've also ascended to immortality! If you dream of it, you can dream of this bloody plot, so I've read too many novels. ”

Luo Xiaoqi only thought that he was asleep and had a dream, and he didn't pay attention to the child's voice, and closed his eyes and prepared to change to a more comfortable position to continue sleeping.

Well? Wait a minute!

Why does it feel like someone is pressing her?

Still touching her?

I'm going to touch my ass!

Luo Xiaoqi opened her eyes suddenly, and what caught her eye was a lewd man's smiling face, an unsuspecting scream that frightened her "ah", and reflexively kicked it, and then a scream sounded, and the face disappeared from her eyes.

What's going on?

Looking down at the slightly messy retro clothes on his body, as well as the antique room in front of him, and the strange man on the ground wearing ancient costumes and screaming miserably, at this moment, Luo Xiaoqi felt a little confused......

She is an excellent Taobao shop owner.

Well!

At least she thinks she's good!

In order to meet the surge of passenger traffic on "Double Eleven", she worked as a customer service and packaged and shipped by herself, so busy that she didn't sleep for several days, and her hair was greasy and greasy.

She should have been packing and shipping......

Then she heard a prompt tone, and her Taobao store was upgraded to a golden crown, and she was so tired that she fell asleep in front of the computer desk after being excited.

What's going on right now?

Luo Xiaoqi looked at the strange man who was wailing on the ground, and pinched his forearm with his hand, "Hey, it hurts, it hurts, my mother is not dreaming!" ”

Wait a minute!

Since he wasn't dreaming, the child was talking about crossing......

Luo Xiaoqi suddenly snorted, looked around the house, and when he passed by the wailing man, he raised his leg and kicked it again, "Damn, dare to eat old lady tofu!" ”

Impartially hit the bull's-eye, the man rolled his eyes and fainted in pain.

A strong life doesn't need to be explained!

"Are you looking for me?"

The boy's voice sounded abruptly in her mind, so frightened that Luo Xiaoqi quickly turned around and looked around, but she didn't see anyone!

"Don't, don't pretend to be a ghost, I'm not afraid of you!" Luo Xiaoqi only felt that his teeth were trembling, and his words were stumbling, but after the words that were originally righteous and righteous came out, he became unconfident.

"Ugly bastard, pig brain, how did I get a host like you, can I change it......?"

The voice ignored Luo Xiaoqi, and muttered to herself, but the cute and immature child's voice fell on Luo Xiaoqi's ears, making her feel that the other party was a tsundere little child.

Host?

Can I change it?

Rolling her eyes, Luo Xiaoqi just wanted to say whether she should explain the situation to her before replacing her, but she didn't say a word, and her face changed slightly because of the sudden heat in her body.

At this moment, the man who fainted in pain and woke up in front of him covered his life and scolded: "Stinky! Dare to kick Lao Tzu! Wait for the medicine in your body to attack, see how Lao Tzu tosses you! ”

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