Chapter 885: Where to Put Your Hand
When the blind man on the side saw this scene, his admiration for Shao Yitian was like a surging river, and he even dared to eat the tofu of the female policeman, it was really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach!
"Alas, what a generation of new people, I thought I was already very powerful, but I didn't expect this son to go to the next level!" the blind man sighed in his heart.
Tang Xiaoxuan here was so angry that she yelled at Shao Yitian: "I'm going to kill you!"
After speaking, Tang Xiaoxuan jumped on the ground with one foot, and was about to come over and fight with Shao Yitian. But if Shao Yitian can let him succeed, he will naturally not smile so that Tang Xiaoxuan can't beat himself at all, and he is holding Tang Xiaoxuan's slender **** with both hands at the same time.
"Haha...... You little pepper can't hit me, you can't hit me!" Shao Yitian laughed.
However, many things are often happy and sad. You must know that the sidewalks are paved with the kind of boxy bricks, and over time, some of the bricks will rot, or they will not be done well during construction, and some of the bricks will not be filled with sand and cement.
No, Shao Yitian suddenly stepped on a rotten brick, the brick sank down in an instant, Shao Yitian was unstable, his body leaned back, this back, his hands also pulled back, Tang Xiaoxuan stood on one foot, the center of gravity was unstable, and now he was pulled by Shao Yitian like this, and suddenly the whole person pounced on Shao Yitian.
"It's so dangerous!" Shao Yitian secretly screamed, and was about to stabilize the center of gravity of his body, and then at this time, he saw Tang Xiaoxuan fall down against him.
When Shao Yitian saw this scene, he could have easily avoided it with his Mahayana monk's cultivation, but when he thought about it, if he dodged himself, wouldn't Tang Xiaoxuan have to fall to the ground, and if he disfigured her delicate little face at that time, it would be a sin.
Therefore, Shao Yitian decided that he would learn from Lei Feng for a while, make a human flesh sandbag by himself, and let Tang Xiaoxuan press on himself.
When he fell to the ground, Shao Yi Angel had the magic power to prevent his head from being injured.
Why did Tang Xiaoxuan's thigh fall down against his head, isn't it the same as in the TV series, because of this accident, there was an unexpected kiss.
In order to prevent Tang Xiaoxuan's thighs from touching his nose and eyes, Shao Yitian hurriedly stretched out his hands to block his face.
"Ah......" Tang Xiaoxuan shouted, and kicked forward two steps with one foot.
Originally, Tang Xiaoxuan's thigh was about to press on Shao Yitian's face, but Tang Xiaoxuan took two steps forward, and suddenly Tang Xiaoxuan's crotch sat down against Shao Yitian's head.
Shao Yitian stared at this scene with wide eyes, thinking to himself that this chick was on purpose, right?
Shao Yitian didn't dare to slack off, and immediately stretched out his hands to support it, but he must not let this chick sit down in front of his face, it would be too embarrassing!
Tang Xiaoxuan sat down, her legs in a line, but she sat on Shao Yitian's hands.
Shao Yitian's hands just supported Tang Xiaoxuan's warp, and on his buttocks, one hand was on the side.
"It's so dangerous!" Tang Xiaoxuan originally thought that this fall would cause her to be injured and bleed, but she didn't expect it to be a false alarm, and she didn't have anything to do, Tang Xiaoxuan involuntarily patted her chest with her hand.
However, then Tang Xiaoxuan felt that something was wrong, his butt didn't seem to be right, and when he looked down, he saw Shao Yitian holding himself in the shape of his hands toto, and his hands were being placed there.
"Ahh
Shao Yitian hurriedly said, "Wait!"
Tang Xiaoxuan was really obedient and stopped, looking at Shao Yitian angrily, that pretty face didn't know if it was because of anger or shyness, like a peach blossom in March.
"Beauty, if I weren't like this, you would sit on my face, do you want to sit on my face?" Shao Yitian said with a depressed face.
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Tang Xiaoxuan looked at it again, it was indeed as he said, if he didn't hold it with his hands, then he would really be sitting on his face.
"But...... But you can't put your hands on other people's places!" Tang Xiaoxuan felt ashamed, no other man had ever touched it there, but today he was touched by this disciple, he was really angry.
Shao Yitian said with a depressed face: "I said Grandma, if I don't put my hands here, then where do you want me to put my hands, do you still have to put them on your chest?"
Saying this, Shao Yitian immediately set his eyes on Tang Xiaoxuan's chest, and now he was lying on the ground, looking at Tang Xiaoxuan's place in a posture of looking up, and suddenly felt that Tang Xiaoxuan's mountain peak was tall and steep, I am afraid that it is an insurmountable peak!
"What do you say...... Ah, where are you looking, close your eyes!" Tang Xiaoxuan said, and stopped it with his own hands, blocking Shao Yitian from enjoying the scenery.
Shao Yitian said with a displeased face: "What is there to stop, it's not that you don't have clothes!"
Hearing this, Tang Xiaoxuan couldn't wait to kick this goods a few times, but the words of this goods were reasonable, and she was wearing clothes, so why did she have to block it with her hands.
But when she thought of the red fruit of this thing, Tang Xiaoxuan felt uncomfortable.
"I said this girl, you should lose weight!" Shao Yitian said, although Shao Yitian now has supernatural powers, and lifting Tang Xiaoxuan's weight is nothing, but Shao Yitian doesn't use supernatural powers now, so it is still very difficult to lift Tang Xiaoxuan with both hands.
Hearing Shao Yitian say that he was heavy, Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes were about to burst into flames, like two knives, as if he was going to cut Shao Yitian with a thousand knives.
Shao Yitian ignored Tang Xiaoxuan's murderous gaze, but said, "Beauty, do you like this posture very much?"
"Who likes it?" Tang Xiaoxuan was so angry that she was about to vomit blood, how could this person be so shameless.
Tang Xiaoxuan wanted to support it with her hands, and then stand up, because Tang Xiaoxuan's legs were now in one line, and if she didn't borrow the strength of her hands, she wouldn't be able to stand up at all.
Therefore, Tang Xiaoxuan put his hands on Shao Yitian, and with a force, Shao Yitian screamed in pain.
Hearing Shao Yitian's scream, Tang Xiaoxuan felt happy in her heart, calling you, a disciple, bullied me just now, and now this girl is going to crush you to death, crush you......
Tang Xiaoxuan stood up, raised her foot and was about to step on Shao Yitian's stomach, Tang Xiaoxuan was just scaring Shao Yitian.
"I said beauty, you won't take revenge, right?" Shao Yitian looked at Tang Xiaoxuan and asked.
Tang Xiaoxuan's right foot landed in mid-air and said, "Dengzi, you'd better hand over your phone now, otherwise I'll step on it!"
Shao Yitian tilted his head and said: "You can step on it if you want, anyway, this is the road, so many people are watching, and when the time comes, others will only think that you, the Hedong lion, are bullying my honest husband!"