Chapter 16: The Arch of the Fat Pig
Hearing Lin Zhi say this, An Yurong turned around and shouted coldly at the door: "You still don't get in." ”
A red-haired teenager walked in, shirtless, with a grimace on his right arm, a cigarette in his mouth, sunglasses covering half of his face, twisting his shoulders and shaking his body and saying, "Sister, what kind of bird thing, tell me quickly, I and a few buddies are going to go clubbing to pick up sisters, I don't have time to be idle." After he finished speaking, he spat out a smoke ring, looking like a two-hundred-and-five.
An Yurong's curved eyebrows wrinkled: "It's not big or small, how can you talk?" This is Mr. Lin, he will also go to Yenching University tomorrow to report, and he can take care of more things in the future. She said to Lin Zhi again: "He is my younger brother An Yulong." ”
Lin Zhi said: "Your own family, you don't have to be polite. ”
An Yulong snorted: "Whoever is with you is your own family, don't think that if you cure the old lady's illness, you won't treat yourself as an outsider." ”
An Yurong stood up and slapped him: "Bastard thing!" ”
"You hit me?" An Yulong looked surprised, the old lady had never done anything with her.
An Yurong stared at his younger brother: "Apologize!" ”
Lin Zhi said: "No need, young man, it's a good thing to be more angry." He ran the trick, let go of his mind, and let out a maniacal curse! This crazy laughing spell will make people laugh and go crazy, and the laughter will be exhausted and die. Of course, he just punished a little bit to let An Yulong know something powerful, and he wouldn't let him die of laughter.
In an instant, An Yulong laughed wildly, covered his belly, rolled on the ground, and tears of laughter flowed......
"Jade Dragon, what's wrong with you?" An Yurong said in his heart that he wouldn't slap stupidly.
"Hahaha...... I...... Can't control yourself...... Ha ha...... Want to laugh...... Hahaha......"
Pain, can kill.
Laugh, too.
An Yurong asked Lin Zhi: "Mr. Lin, this is ......"
Lin Zhi didn't speak, his face was light, and he slowly tasted tea.
After he drank a cup of tea, he silently recited the Taoist formula to disperse the maniacal mantra, and An Yulong, who was rolling on the ground, stopped laughing, his face was full of tears, his belly was about to cramp with laughter, and he was lying on the ground like a frog, his limbs were weak, and he was lying on his stomach, how could he still have the spirit before? Lin Zhi asked: "How about it, if it's not enjoyable, I'll give you an extra time?" ”
An Yulong gasped: "Don't ...... Don't...... Woo woo woo ......" said that the snot and tears were down, the toss just now was too painful, too uncomfortable, more painful than a knife cut. He wiped his tears and glanced at Lin Zhi sideways, and said tremblingly, "Lin ...... Brother Lin, I'm ...... Wear...... Serve, spare me this time! "Not long after he returned home from traveling, he was very unhappy when he heard how powerful Lin Zhi was. Isn't it just a little Taoist priest from the mountains, what can he do? But when he thought of Lin Zhi and this kind of method of rectifying people, this is simply miserable, and it is really worth killing people. Defy? You can't accept it!
After a long time, he got up from the ground, and his attitude towards Lin Zhi was a 180-degree turn, and he dared to show off his might again. He is usually a little expert in the whole person, but when he encounters a murderer like Lin Zhi, it is simply a trivial matter, and his little trick is a child's house.
"Brother Zhi, I will listen to you in the future." An Yulong saluted, and that attitude was respectful. In fact, he had a small calculation in his heart, it was impossible to get Lin Zhi, this guy could kill people invisibly. However, if you can learn a trick and a half from him, you can walk sideways in the future, what are you afraid of the little overlord of Dongcheng?
Lin Zhi felt funny, and said quietly: "Sit down and eat." ”
How dare An Yulong disobey, if he provokes Lin Zhi and starts to be ruthless again, he is afraid that his little life will be explained.
He sat respectfully on the side, and after a few bites of food, he asked, "Brother Zhi, what kind of Dao technique did you use just now?" ”
Lin Zhi saw that An Yurong was also looking at him, so he said, "It's not worth mentioning, it's just a simple laughing spell." ”
An Yulong scolded secretly, this is a simple maniacal curse, mother! If you want to make a whole complicated one, then my intestines will have to break laughing? He added tea to Lin Zhi and said tentatively: "Brother Zhi, if you have time, teach me one too." Lin Zhi drank tea and glanced at him: "Taoism, don't pass it on lightly, see that your mind is not strong, and if you learn it, it will invite trouble." ”
"Oops, how can you pass lightly? Look at how beautiful my sister is, the first beauty in Yanjing, as long as you teach me Taoism, I will let my sister marry you. An Yulong added after speaking: "Don't look at me when I don't usually do business, but I also have a righteous heart in my chest, helping the needy, and being chivalrou......s."
An Yurong's face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and he hurriedly picked up a chicken leg and plugged An Yulong's mouth: "Eat yours, don't talk nonsense." ”
"Hmm......" An Yulong hurriedly took out the chicken leg in his mouth, drooled and said, "Sister, are you still unwilling?" Look at my brother Zhi, he is upright, with clean sleeves and a dignified appearance, he is a peerless genius, is he not worthy of you? Ahem, you're twenty-five, and it's time to find a boyfriend. Brother Zhi, you're eighteen years old, right? As the saying goes, a female junior, hugging gold bricks, a female seven, smiling and grinning......"
An Yurong's heart was beating suddenly, her face was like a red apple, she glanced at Lin Zhi, and her heart was warm. But she is a girl, let her brother say this, it is inevitable that she is a little shy and can't hold it on her face, she picked up a plate of appetizing cold dishes and buckled it directly on An Yulong's head, pretending to be angry and coquettish: "You skinless and faceless thing, hurry up and give me how far to roll ......"
"Ouch, why are you still mad, old lady? You don't have to think about my future for your own happiness, and you should sacrifice it. An Yulong jumped up with a green cold dish, let An Yurong drive him out, and didn't forget to say before leaving: "Brother Zhi, see you at school tomorrow, my sister will be handed over to you......" and then disappeared.
An Yurong's chest rose and fell, and his face was shy: "Mr. Lin, this kid is not serious, don't take it to heart." ”
Lin Zhi said: "What if I take it seriously? ”
An Yurong's face turned even redder, and he was speechless for a while: "This ...... This ......"
Lin Zhi smiled: "Just kidding, don't be nervous." ”
An Yurong breathed a sigh of relief, with a 'scared to death' expression.
The next day, Lin Zhi got up very early.
At half past four, he had already gotten up to practice, which was his daily homework, and he repeatedly visualized the "Book of Heaven in the Ghost Valley" in his mind, and constantly comprehended the deep meaning of the Book of Heaven.
The sky slowly brightened, Lin Zhi exhaled a breath of turbidity to collect Dao power, and washed his face.
He looked at the time, and it was half past seven.
The air in the morning was very fresh, Lin Zhi stretched his muscles in the courtyard, and left Anguo Mansion after eating early.
Yenching University is located in the center of Haicheng District, more than 30 kilometers away from Anguo Mansion, and half an hour is enough to walk by foot from a white horse. However, I heard that the freshman year was going to study at night, so whether he lived on campus became a problem. Although An Ergong has already asked people to clean the dojo and will be able to live in a few days, it is really troublesome to run back and forth every day.
Lin Zhi planned to go to the school to find out about the situation.
After all, he has never been to school seriously since he was a child, and he has only heard of some systems and is not very familiar with them.
Besides, he has lived in Daqingshan since he was a child, what kind of lonely life is that? In his heart, he also yearns for campus life. This time, I was able to study at Yenching University, thanks to Hu Laodao's connections, and I relied on the help of one of my 'uncles'......
I heard Hu Laodao say that this uncle has a great background, but the specific identity Lin Zhi is not clear.
Lin Zhi contacted this mysterious uncle because of Gao Shengnan's blockade before, and the other party asked the Minister of Transportation to call the captain of a small traffic police team with a word, which shows that he is not an ordinary person. Uncle Shi said that although there is something to contact, in this land of Yanjing, there is nothing he dare not take care of. In this way, this uncle's status in Yanjing is also second to none.
Of course, Lin Zhi never wanted to rely on others.
With his current cultivation, except for the inconvenience of the official face, he has not been able to stump him!
Before I knew it, I had arrived at the gate of Yenching University.
Lin Zhi got off the horse and led the white horse to the campus.
The first time he stepped into the university campus, he felt very new and looked at the rows of plane trees, the green grass, and the teaching buildings that have gone through the vicissitudes of life. The ancient trees are towering, the bluestone path, and the beautiful female college students walking together, everything seems so quiet and soft. Lin Zhi walked through an underground passage and saw two rows of purple magnolia trees in full bloom, the fragrance of flowers was fragrant, which made people feel refreshed.
Bypassing a rockery, Lin Zhi saw a clear lake, lotus flowers in full bloom, and frogs chirping.
There were two girls talking and laughing by the lake, picking flowers and throwing petals at each other, and running away frolicking......
There are many grandfathers and grandmothers who play tai chi on the playground, as well as shuttlecock kickers, runners, and a few students on the football field are playing football, everything seems so vibrant.
Lin Zhi led the horse, he was still wearing a black and white checkered robe, carrying an ancient sword, and straddled a canvas bag, his dress was so different, who knew who saw it. The reaction of passers-by is described in a poem in "Peacock Flying Southeast", that is, "Pedestrians stop to listen, widows hesitate", which is probably the taste.
At this time, three students with big shoulders and round waists walked up, holding shot put, discus and other objects in their hands, which looked like they were from the sports group.
Lin Zhi still has some understanding of various departments, although the number of people in the physical education department is small, but all of them are well-developed limbs and are notoriously fierce, and they are an important force in the entire Yenching University. In the ranking of faculties, it is ranked last, and its reputation is not very good. But the people in the physical education department, that's famously strong, who can afford to mess with it?
However, these three people, like Lin Zhi, are also freshmen.
When they saw Lin Zhi's dress, their eyes lit up, just like seeing a mysterious species, seeing Lin Zhi's lean body, dark skin, clear eyebrows and weak eyes, at first glance, he was from the depths of the mountains, this kind of person is best bullied. When they were in high school, they specifically 'borrowed' some money for tobacco and alcohol from such people who were powerless to fight back.
"Brother Hong, I didn't expect that this early in the morning, business would come to the door." Said the boy in the short sleeve of the star flag.
The strong boy in the red team uniform glared: "Cough, Song Xing, are you stupid, we are college students now, we must be civilized!" ”
The student wearing the green bracer said, "Hehe, it's still a college student, Brother Hong, don't take it seriously." ”
"Look at him, he is dressed rusticly, he looks poor, he can have a few dollars, forget it." Said the boy in the red uniform.
Song Xing said: "It's hard to say, he is not willing to spend money in a car, he came on horseback, this kind of dirt bun, there must be money on him." This is a fat pig arch, don't be in vain! He smiled as if it were glorious.
The boy in the red team uniform said: "Okay, stop him in the past, 'borrow' money to go clubbing tonight, I heard Boss An say that there is a very tender chick recently." ”
Song Xing said: "I've been waiting for you to speak for a long time!" ”
The boy in the red team uniform is called Lin Hong, and the other two are his little Song Xing and Liu Bing, the three of them have the same smell and are considered dead friends.
Lin Hong crooked his mouth with the lead ball in his hand, Song Xing and Liu Bing understood, and surrounded Lin Zhi in a triangular direction......