Chapter 16: Dear Aladdin's Magic Lamp
"-Give me back my goddess!"
The goddess became a fat girl, and Lin Hao felt that his world was collapsing. Lin Hao, whose dream was shattered, shouted in disregard like a cuckoo crying blood.
The fat girl was obviously frightened by Lin Hao, her face was full of shame and indignation, and tears flowed down her eyes. Even the walking corpse leaning on the fat girl's arms widened his red and swollen eyes in horror. And the humanoid potato couple trembled in fright.
"You liar, you bastard, you lie to me, why don't you die!" Lin Hao's face turned red with anger, and the blue muscles on his forehead and temples protruded, he hated others for deceiving his feelings the most.
The fat girl was angry, and while wiping her tears, she said angrily: "Don't you also play with my feelings!" You are also a fat person in the video, but look at your current appearance, are you the same person, you are winning the sympathy of others, aren't you playing tricks on me! I'm trying my best to lose weight, just to put the best in you. I didn't lie to you, the person in the video is me, it's just that that's my previous video material. ”
"You're still lying to me, you- wait, you're saying you're not the same person in the video as I am!" Lin Hao's mind was immediately clouded.
"Nonsense! You're a real liar! ”
The fat girl turned her face away and ignored him, wiping her tears and choking up.
"Malegobi, what are you arguing about, you don't want to live anymore, and then fucking arguing with Lao Tzu to kill you shit!"
The three tigers ran out of the back room in a hurry, blushing and full of wine, and gave each of them a few big-footed girls one by one.
"Phew! You're the busty with the loudest, dying man, and fucking annoying. ”
The three tigers spit out Lin Hao, and then gave a few more kicks, before staggering back to the house and continuing to drink.
Bai took a few kicks, and the potato man and his wife looked at Lin Hao hatefully. And Lin Hao turned a blind eye to this at all.
After listening to the fat girl's statement, Lin Hao suddenly realized that the fat girl should be able to recognize herself, they both have photos of each other.
The photos of the fat girl are naturally fake, but her own photos are real, and they have been videotaped, how can the two not recognize each other when they meet, and it should not be pretending to look at the fat girl's previous performance. Before, when the fat girl called herself, she seemed to be calling a handsome guy all the time.
Thinking of this, Lin Hao couldn't care about the pain in his body, so he quickly moved to the bronze plaque with "Advanced Unit" hanging at the door, and then tried to stand up and put his face up to take a look.
"Mom! This- this- is this me! Is this - is it true! ”
In the bronze plaque, a handsome short-haired guy with a surprised face appeared. Thick sword eyebrows, dark and bright eyes, high nose bridge, resolute lips, angular cheeks.
This is Li Yifeng and Wu Yifan, a combination of foreign and godly beings. Lin Hao didn't expect that he would be so handsome that he had no friends after losing weight. The only flaw is the inch-long scar on the face that has not fully recovered. That was the memorial that Liu Mingyou left him.
"Wha! Phantom little sister, little Lori, kiss my sister, my brother loves you to death, you are my Aladdin's magic lamp, brother, I, really- I really want to kiss you hard. Wahahahaha-" Lin Hao looked at himself in the bronze plaque and laughed wildly, and even laughed out of tears.
The four people in the corner, except for the walking corpse named Sisi, all stared at Lin Hao, who looked crazy and like a nervous disorder.
Xie Meng was very puzzled, he was the one who was being played, why did the other party go crazy. Could it be that this Lin Hao suffers from psychosis with a split personality.
In fact, when she saw Lin Hao for the first time in the hall, she was fascinated by Lin Hao's handsome appearance. However, when Lin Hao said his screen name, Xie Meng's heart was broken.
She had been hurt once before, and the reason why she became what she is now is completely self-exile after being injured. Until she met Lin Hao online. Unexpectedly, the other party was actually teasing her.
"Paralyzed, nerves, is it a fart when Lao Tzu's words are spoken!"
The three tigers rushed out of the back room angrily, and when they saw Lin Hao looking at the bronze plaque and laughing wildly, they became even more angry. What he hated the most was this kind of little white-faced second chair. Not only is it grease and powdered, but it also looks in the mirror at every fucking turn, and it is more coquettish than a woman. How can this make the three tigers who are in the advanced stage of cancer stand it.
The three tigers flew up with a kick and kicked Lin Hao to the ground with a bang. followed by Liu Jizi and Silly Qiang also rushed out, punching and kicking. However, to the surprise of the three of them, although this kid was beaten, he still smiled. The three of them looked at each other, isn't this thing crazy!
"Don't fight, who will do something for us!"
Brother Pao also walked out of the back room, looked at Lin Hao, pointed to his head and said to Sanhuzi: "Is this guy having something wrong with his brain!" ”
"I don't know, it looked normal when I first caught it!" Sanhuzi scratched his head and said with a puzzled expression.
"It is estimated that the zombies are scared, and with such a dozen of you, it will give you a nerves." Brother Pao gave full play to his imagination and made up the reason why Lin Hao went crazy. Brother Pao can't even think of it if he wants to break his head, this product is crazy because he has become handsome.
Worried that Lin Hao's injury was too serious and affected the plan, the four of them did not fight Lin Hao again, but continued to go back to the house to eat and rest.
Time passed quickly, and after the four of them finished eating, Brother Pao, Sanhuzi and Liu Jizi rested in the back room, while Silly Qiang looked at Lin Hao and the five of them with the short spear he snatched from Lin Hao's hand.
In fact, if you don't look at it, these five people can't escape. Of the two men and three women, only Sisi was not tied, but she was no different from a zombie, and the other four had their hands tied behind their backs. Among these five people, Lin Hao was the most dangerous, but he had been beaten half to death and had no ability to escape at all.
Maybe he drank alcohol, or he felt that these five people were not threatening, but Silly Qiang actually fell asleep in a chair against the wall with a short spear. The snoring, the screaming, the corners of the mouth are all left, I don't know what kind of sweet dream I am having.
Lin Hao glanced at Silly Qiang, and slowly moved to Xie Meng's side with the pain. Xie Meng saw him move over, a little nervous, and a little annoyed, so he turned his face sideways and ignored him. At this time, the potato couple was also dozing off.
After two or three hours of digestion, Lin Hao has completely accepted the reality that he is now a handsome guy. After the ecstasy, calming down, he began to think of a way to escape. It's hard to become handsome, and you have to be handsome for a long time.
"Xie Meng, I'm really that fat man Lin Hao, you believe me, you see, I still have a mole on my chin."
Lin Hao pointed to a black mole the size of a grain of rice on his chin and said to Xie Meng. Lin Hao still doesn't know the plans of the four scumbags of Brother Pao, nor does he know their equipment, so he can deal with it calmly only if he knows himself and his opponent. If you want to know the situation, you can only ask Xie Meng.
Xie Meng squinted, looked at the black mole on Lin Hao's chin, and thought about it, when he looked at Lin Hao's photo before, there was indeed a black mole on his chin.
"You are really Lin Hao, then how did you become ......" Xie Meng was puzzled, but he didn't know how to speak, and suddenly blushed.
"How did you become so handsome, right? Hey! Lin Hao blinked very coquettishly and said, "I used special diet pills!" ”
"What a special medicine, it works so well!" Xie Meng asked in surprise. If there is such a medicine, she can turn back into the sexy girl she used to be.
"Huh! We'll talk about that later. What's going on with the two of them" Lin Hao glanced at the potato couple and asked.
"The man seems to be the manager of some bank, and the woman doesn't know if it's a junior or a wife. Brother Cannon wanted the vault key, so he didn't touch him! Xie Meng's face was disdainful, obviously he didn't have a good impression of the potato man.
Lin Hao sneered in his heart, this is the end of the world, if you want gold and money, just go to the bank to get it, and the bank will ensure that no one cares. The problem is that there is a use for gold.
"Now tell me about the situation first, why are you here, aren't you in the Cullinan Hotel, what the hell are they going to arrest me, and where is that policewoman?" Lin Hao hurriedly turned the topic to business.
Hearing Lin Hao's question, Xie Meng sighed deeply.