"Chartered wife!"

I saw a middle-aged woman wearing floral low-neck pajamas and holding a spatula standing in front of me. Don't look at the other party's nearly forty years old, but the charm is still there, and he has a face that has not been satisfied for a long time.

The middle-aged woman waved the spatula in her hand, gritted her teeth and said, "Dead fatty, I want to run away after owing my mother three months' rent, but fortunately, my mother is keeping an eye on it." Now you have two choices, either pay the rent, or I'll find Brother Qiang to break your legs. ”

"Sister Hua, don't! I really didn't mean to owe you money, our company went out of business, and I found out that the building was empty when I went to work. I'm looking for a job right now, and I'll give you a salary when I find a job. ”

Lin Hao rubbed the back of his head and said with a smile. And Sister Hua pursed her lips and sneered: "Hehe! You think I'm stupid! If you can't find a job for the rest of your life, you won't have to pay rent for the rest of your life. Look at your thief statue, don't go down the corridor and climb the window, if you don't want to run, then why?

"There's a strange insect upstairs that wants to bite me, and I have one in my hand, and I'm going to go to the hospital to take out the worm, and I'm worried that the strange insect in the building will bite me, so I climbed the telephone pole......"

Lin Hao gestured and spat to Sister Hua to explain the scene that had just happened, but looking at Sister Hua's poker face, the more Lin Hao said, the more unconfident he became, yes, who believes this strange thing.

"Make it up, keep it up, you dead fat man. You're stupid to me! It's also a strange bug, I think you're looking for a pump! Sister Hua smiled coldly, waved the spatula and greeted Lin Hao. While beating, he scolded in his mouth, "Let you lie to the old lady, kill you thief bones, kill you waste ......"

"You are a dead wife, Lao Tzu hates others to scold me for being a waste, your mother, how many green hats have you put on your husband, and I will shake it out for you when you are in a hurry." Although Sister Hua doesn't have much strength, the spatula is an iron tool, and it hurts to hit her head on her body, and the rabbit bites when she is in a hurry.

Lin Hao snatched the spatula over, waved his fat hand, and there was a crisp sound of "pop", he didn't expect that his hand was so strong, and he slapped Sister Hua to the ground.

"You are a dead waste, you dare to beat the old lady, don't run away if you have the ability, the old lady has to let Brother Qiang kill you."

The rainstorm had just stopped for a while, the ground was full of stagnant water, and Sister Hua sat in the puddle. She covered her swollen left side of her face with her hand and glared at Lin Hao angrily, her eyes full of hatred. And at this moment, Lin Hao's eyes bulged, and he looked at Sister Hua's shoulder blankly, only to see a fist-sized black creature crawling on Sister Hua's shoulder.

"You-You-You"

Lin Hao pointed at Sister Hua, and was a little stammered for a while.

"Hey, hey! I'm afraid, dare to offend the old lady! Brother Qiang is a gangster, famously ruthless, as long as the old lady says hello, you don't know how you died! Sister Hua looked at Lin Hao's face like a blank piece of paper, her body trembled, and she stammered a little when she spoke, thinking that Lin Hao was frightened by Brother Qiang who moved out by herself, and she looked proud.

"You've got bugs on your shoulder!"

Seeing that the insect had already opened its mouth, Lin Hao hurriedly reminded loudly.

"Worm, you-"

"Poof!"

"Ahh

As soon as Sister Hua spoke, the insect got rid of its previous shell, and its head was like a sharp blade, directly inserted into Sister Hua's ear, and then, the whole body burrowed into the brain, and the cockroach-shaped body fell to the ground like molting.

Sister Hua opened her mouth wide with a look of horror, and soon her face turned pale, and the bones of her body crackled. She stood up very mechanically. The godless eyes stared directly at Lin Hao, making Lin Hao's back feel cold, and his legs trembled a little.

"Give me back!"

Suddenly, Sister Hua's eyes rolled, and her eyes turned bloodshot gray-white, followed by a low roar, her mouth opened wide, and the corners of her mouth were about to crack to the root of her ears.

"Mom! Become a zombie! ”

Lin Hao was so frightened that he ran away as soon as he pulled out his legs. Don't look at Lin Hao's weight of nearly 200 pounds at one meter seven or eight, when his life is threatened, his potential is stimulated, and he is not slow at all. However, Lin Hao ran fast, and the mutated Sister Hua ran even faster.

"Give me back my body - give me back my body......"

Sister Hua ran and shouted at the same time, attracting many passers-by. And Lin Hao was sweating wildly, Ciao, what is this called. Lao Tzu has never been chased by a woman in his life, but he didn't expect to die the first time he was chased by a woman!

Seeing that Sister Hua was getting closer and closer to him, Lin Hao couldn't help but wail in his heart. Just when he ran with weak legs and was about to turn around and fight with Sister Hua, a motorcycle chased after him from behind with its headlights on.

"Hey! Isn't this Lin Fatzi, I didn't see it, you kid is actually interested in old women, and he doesn't even let go of our sister Hua. It's no wonder that you probably won't be able to find a girlfriend in your life. ”

Lin Hao followed the sound and saw that it was Wei Qiang, and behind Wei Qiang sat a beautiful woman wearing a white suspender, fart shorts, and a hot body.

"Haha! Fat brother, why are people chasing you and not letting go, is it that you are the overlord who is the bow, and you don't admit it when you eat and wipe it clean. Haha......"

Hearing Wei Qiang say this, the beauty also laughed and laughed. And Wei Qiang looked at the dashboard on the motorcycle, and shouted in shock: "Good girl, it's terrible!" I didn't see it, you're so fat, you're running fast, you're almost thirty miles, come on, you're not far from Bolt's world record! Hahaha......"

Wei Qiang couldn't help but be proud of his sense of humor, honking the horn with laughter, and the beautiful woman behind him also laughed wildly.

"Yes, I'm just interested in old women, you haven't heard of thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, I can't satisfy her seven times in one night, this is not chasing me, I have to have a shot. Unlike some people, before. The play lasts for one hour and the main play lasts for three minutes. ”

Lin Hao hated this in his heart, he was desperate here, and the two stupid X's were still here to sarcastically talk about the wind and cold, which was really cheap. And when Wei Qiang and the beauty heard Lin Hao say this, their faces suddenly turned green.

"Damn, who do you say, dead fat!"

Wei Qiang was poked in the sore spot, annoyed and angry, and turned his way directly into Lin Hao. Seeing that the zombie sister was about to chase closer, Lin Hao was ruthless in his heart, even if he died, he would have to pull these two cushions on his back. He kicked his leg and pounced directly on Wei Qiang.

"I'll rub!"

"Ahh

"Bang!"

Wei Qiang just wanted to scare Lin Hao, but he didn't expect Lin Hao to go crazy, and his nearly 200-pound body directly pressed over like a hill and knocked down the motorcycle, which scared the beauty into screaming as if she was being strong. The three men fell to the ground with their motorcycles.

Wei Qiang and the beautiful woman were both pressed by the motorcycle, and Lin Hao was pressed on the motorcycle, and the two people who were pressed under the car were so painful that their mouths twitched, and they couldn't even speak. Lin Hao was about to get up with the two big steamed buns of the beautiful woman, and when he looked up, his pants were almost scared off.

"Give me back!"

Sister Hua had already chased closer, and was waving her two hands that had spasmed into chicken claws and pounced on Lin Hao. Lin Hao was in a hurry, immediately lifted the motorcycle, got on it and ran.

"Ahh

The rear tire of the motorcycle pressed directly against Wei Qiang's foot and neck, and Wei Qiang almost lost his breath in pain. And the beauty just got rid of the motorcycle pressed on her lap, but at a glance she saw Sister Hua's ghost appearance, and directly said "uh", rolled her eyes and fainted.

Lin Hao slammed the accelerator and drove the horsepower to the maximum, the tires splashed everywhere, rushing from the alley to the street like crazy, and his heart was beating wildly.

When he came out of the alley to the street, when Lin Hao looked back, he found that there was no Sister Hua behind him, and he was overjoyed, but he didn't expect that he had finally escaped death.

Looking at the muddy streets after the rain at night and breathing in the humid and fresh air, I feel like I have been reborn.

"Your sister, you have to do it again, Lao Tzu is not scared to death, but also tired!"

Although Lin Hao got rid of the temporary crisis, his heart was still heavy. The lower half of the strange insect's body is so perverted, and the upper half of the body is even more terrifying. He now had to rush to the hospital and get the other half of the worm out.